Funkadelic

So wide can't get around it
So low you can't get under it
(So low you can't get under it)
So high you can't get over it
(So high you can't get over it)
Da-yee do do do do do do
This is a chance
This is a chance
Dance your way
Out of your constrictions
(Tell sugah)
Here's a chance to dance our way
out of our constrictions
Gonna be freakin'!
Up and down
Hang up alley way
With the groove our
Only guide
We shall all be moved

Ready or not here we come
Gettin' down on the one which
We believe in
One nation under a groove,
gettin' down just for the funk
(Can I get it on my good foot)
Gettin' down just for the funk of it
(Good God)
'bout time I got down one time
One nation and we're on the move
Nothin' can stop us now
(Aye aye aye aye aye)
Feet don't fail me now
Give you more of what you're funkin' for
Feet don't fail me now
Do you promise to funk?
The whole funk, nothin' but the funk

Ready or not here we come
Gettin' down on the one which we believe in
Here's my chance to dance my way
Out of my constrictions
(Do do dee oh doo)
(Do do dee oh doo)
(You can dance away)

Feet don't fail me now (ha ha)
Here's a chance to dance
Our way out of our constrictions

Gonna be groovin' up and down
Hang up alley way
The groove our only guide

We shall all be moved
Feet don't fail me now (ha ha)
Givin' you more of what you're funkin' for
Feet don't fail me now

Here's my chance to dance my way
out of my constrictions
Givin' you more of what you're funkin' for
(Feet don't fail me now)
(Feet don't fail me now)
Do you promise to funk, the whole funk,
nothin' but the funk
One nation under a groove
Gettin' down just for the funk of it
One nation and we're on the move
Nothin' can stop us now
Nothin' can stop us now
One nation under a groove
Gettin' down just for the funk of it
One nation and we're on the move
Nothin' can stop us now
Nothin' can stop us now
One nation under a groove
Gettin' down just for the funk of it
One nation and we're on the move
Nothin' can stop us now

Do you promise to funk?
Do you promise to funk?
Hah
Do you promise to funk, the whole funk?

One nation under a groove
Gettin' down just for the funk of it
(Here's my way to dance my way out)
Gettin' down just for the funk of it
One nation
And we're on the move
Nothin' can stop us now

Do you promise to funk, the whole funk?
You can't stop us now
Givin' you more of what you're
Funkin' for

'Bout that time
They asked me where was I going
Ya know
I, said, well
You have to be reasonable
So you know
I've never been away from home before
And, uh, besides
They gave me a good deal
And I think that, uh
Funkadelica is
You know, the nation,
Uh, you know, I would like to, live under
(What in the world is this boy talking about?)

Pledge a groovallegiance to the funk
The United Funk of Funkadelica
Uh, dey funk, well dey funk, today funk
Of da United Funk of Funkadelica

I pledge groovallegiance to the flag
Of funky, funky, funkadelica, yeah

(What)
Who
With the united funk we can fly!

For if our cause was unjust
We couldn't bring this funk to you.
So we feel that it's a must
It is something we should do

Let me take you by the hand
And spread the funk across the land
It's not hard to understand
Headin' for the master plan...

Pledge a groovallegiance to the funk
(Oh yeah)
The United Funk of Funkadelica
Oh Yea-Hoo
Dey do do do da funk
Do da funk-de e de dee

Pardon me, but I can tell
We know each other very well
Take my funk and let it grow
And then we'll funk some more

Please come on, come all to the funk
Let your feelings grow as one
Join this nation, you will see
That we can make you free
Dip-Dip de-diddy-de-dep-dee

Pledge a groovallegiance to the funk
The United Funk of Funkadelica
Do dey, do dey funk?
Oh yeah
Do dey funk
Un, hum

So if you just take the time
You'd see we need to draw the line
When we do I'm sure you'll find
That we come to free your mind
Oh yeah

Do-doop--doop do-do-wow
Doobie-doobie-doop-do-wow

Do you promise to funk, the whole funk and
Nothing but the funk
Go funk-um

Who says a jazz band
Can't play dance music?
Who says a rock band
Can't play funky?
Who says a funk band
can't play rock?
Oh yeah!
We're gonna play some
Funk so loud
We're gonna
Rock and roll around
Watch them dance
Watch them dance

We really love to play
We really want to stay here
Won't you take the time
To get the music on your mind

We'll release you from the bind.

We've been around for such a while
Be kinda hard not to have style
When time get slower
By the mile
We relax and wear a great big smile
You can count my teeth

1,2,3
Four
Five
People think

'Cause we are here
Our jazz ran out
The ships won't steer
No more
We picked up on the rhythm here
If you just take a toot and have a beer
We're gonna make it clear
Ho ho
Yes, and when the morning gets here
Jazz and soul

We never take a chance
Music is our one romance, yeah
May I have this dance
Give it a chance

The world is a toll-free toilet
Our mouths neurological assholes
And psychologically speaking
We're in a state of mental diarrhea
Talking shit a mile a minute
Or in a state of constipated notions
Can't think of nothin' but shit
And in this world of
Stinky futures, shitty memories and
Constipated 19 now-nows
Emerges from the hiney of your head
The doo doo chasers,
The Promentalshitbackwashpsychosisenemasquad
The prune juice of the mind
The doo doo chasers
Friends of roto-rooter
Bringing you music to get your shit together by
The band in the tidy bowl of your brain
(What was that long word again-Promental?)

A musical bowel movement
Designed to rid you of moral diarrhea
Social bullshit
Crazy do-loops
Mental poots

They call us the unflushables
One swipe a clean wipe
(Go flush it, fellas)

And what causes all of this shit?
What is the source of food for thought?
Ego-munchies
Images doggie bags
Me burger with I sauce on it
Me burger with I sauce on it
A myself sandwich
A personal burger
Hamburger
And a glass of constricted cola
Out to lunch with lunch meat
The fear of being eaten by the sandwich
The Promentalshitbackwashpsychosis-----
The doo doo chasers
Friends of roto-rooter
Music to clean your shit by

Low calorie logic
Muscle brain
Skinny brain

Count the calories of your thoughts
Funk, Confucius says
Like Chinese laxatives
Sweet and sour bowel movements
And in this world of stinky memories
Shitty futures
19 now nows-constipated-like
The prune juice of the mind
The band in the tidy bowl of your brain
Bringing you music to clean your shit by

Funk, the P-Preparation
The mental musical bowel movement
Groovalax
One swipe a clean wipe
And with no extra charge
A psychological trend
A neurological enema
Holy Shit
(let me try one-crap)
Corpolite
Prehistoric doo doo
Helping you get your shit together

Backstage at a Funkadelic rehearsal
We bring you the doo doo chasers
(Which one is George Clinton?)
Out to lunch with lunch meat, once again
The fear of being eaten by a sandwich
Lunchville
Where lunch is a nice time of day
At least twice a week

Fried Ice Cream is a reality

(Which one is George Clinton?)

Fried Ice Cream is a reality
Guess who's coming to lunch
I'm not gonna pay for this lunch, man!

Fried Ice Cream is a reality!
Fried Ice Cream is a reality!
Fried Ice Cream is a reality!

Into you now
(x3)
Into you, my people

I can't get into the neutron bomb
I can't get into something that will do me some harm
I can't get into a drug addict principle
I can't get into something that would close the door

If it's right, it's all right for you now
If it's right, it's all right for me now, yo-ho
Any night you'll be uptight until you find
That the wrong and the right are within your mind

Into you now
(x4)
Into you, my people

Into you now
Imagine me
Into you now
Into you
Into you now
My heart
Into you, my people

I can't get into the poisoned land
I can't get into something I don't understand
I can't into a bad romance
I can't get into a love that ends in a chance

If it's right, it's all right with you now
If it's right, it's all right for me now, yo-ho
Any night you'll be uptight until you find
That the wrong and the right are within your mind

(repeat)

Into you now
(x3)
Into you, my people
And you into me

I was strung out on Bach
And Beethoven was my thing
I dug jazz, I dug rock
Anything with a swing
Then I ran into a friend Who told me
there was so much more
Find the void that you missed
There is plenty to explore

We want to take you, Cholly, when we go
(You wanna take me?)

We'd like to take you, Cholly, when we roll
(Well, if you'd play me just a little bit more)
But if we play you just a little more
(Maybe I will)
We'd love to take you, Cholly, when we go

You know right about that time I started
To analyze what they were trying to tell
Me, they said: "Come on, Cholly, we want to
take you somewhere"
I didn't know where
They was trying to take me, next thing I
Know they were saying something like this:
Funk, gettin' ready to go-
Funk gettin' ready to roll (what?)
Funk, gettin' ready to go-
Funk gettin' ready to roll
(What in the world are they talking about?)
Funk gettin' ready to roll-gettin' ready to go?
No, they can't do that

Funk gettin' ready to go
Funk gettin' ready to roll-see
Ive Bach-I love Beethoven
Funk gettin' ready to go
Funk gettin' ready to roll

I would dance, I would sing,
I could get lost in my dreams
I would fly, but never too high
'Cause my funk deserted me
Now that the door is open wide
And all my funk just can't hide
With the syndrome left behind
No, my funk just can't hide

We like to take you, Cholly, when we go
We like to take you, Cholly, when we roll
(They promise they would play one more time)
But if we play you just a little bit more
We'd like to take you, Cholly, etc

You know
It was in my hands
It was in my feet
I got it all over me
Yes, I did, I got it all over me
Got to go, got to go
Got to go with the funk

Get ready

I would waltz, I would sing
I would get lost in my dreams
I would fly but never too high
'Cause the funk deserted me
Now that the door is open wide
And my funk I can't hide
(I must go with the funk)

The world is a toll free toilet
Our mouths neurological assholes
And psychologically speaking
We're in a state of mental diarrhea
Talking shit a mile a minute

Or in a state of constipated notions
Can't think of nothin' but shit
And in this world of stinky futures
Shitty memories and constipated 19 now nows
Emerges from the hiney of your head

The doo doo chasers
The Promentalshitbackwashpsychosisenemasquad
The prune juice of the mind
The doo doo chasers

Friends of roto rooter
Bringing you music to get your shit together
By the band in the tidy bowl of your brain
(What was that long word again Promental?)

A musical bowel movement
Designed to rid you of moral diarrhea
Social bullshit
Crazy do-loops
Mental poots

They call us the unflushables
One swipe a clean wipe
(Go flush it, fellas)

And what causes all of this shit?
What is the source of food for thought?
Ego-munchies
Images doggie bags

Me burger with I sauce on it
Me burger with I sauce on it
A myself sandwich, a personal burger hamburger
And a glass of constricted cola
Out to lunch with lunch meat

The fear of being eaten by the sandwich
The Promentalshitbackwashpsychosis
The doo doo chasers
Friends of roto rooter
Music to clean your shit by

Low calorie logic
Muscle brain
Skinny brain

Count the calories of your thoughts
Funk, Confucius says
Like Chinese laxatives
Sweet and sour bowel movements

And in this world of stinky memories
Shitty futures, 19 now nows constipated
Like the prune juice of the mind
The band in the tidy bowl of your brain
Bringing you music to clean your shit by

Funk, the P-Preparation
The mental musical bowel movement
Groovalax
One swipe a clean wipe
And with no extra charge

A psychological trend
A neurological enema
Holy shit
(Let me try one crap)
Corpolite
Prehistoric doo doo
Helping you get your shit together

Backstage at a Funkadelic rehearsal
We bring you the doo doo chasers
(Which one is George Clinton?)
Out to lunch with lunch meat, once again

The fear of being eaten by a sandwich
Lunchville
Where lunch is a nice time of day
At least twice a week

Fried Ice Cream is a reality
(Which one is George Clinton?)

Fried Ice cream is a reality
Guess who's coming to lunch
I'm not gonna pay for this lunch, man

Fried Ice Cream is a reality
Fried Ice Cream is a reality
Fried Ice Cream is a reality

{spoken}
Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up.
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit.

Come on Maggot Brain
Go on Maggot Brain

Yeah, yeah, yeah
(
)
(let me hear you say)
Yeah, yeah, yeah
(let me hear you say)
Yeah, yeah, yeah
(yeah-yeah) yeah, yeah, yeah

If you and your folks love me and my folks like
Me and my folks love you and your folks
If there ever was folks
That ever ever was poor

If you and your thing dig me and my thing
Like me and my thing dig you and your thing
And we all got a thing
Yeah, and it's a very good thing

Ha! But if in our fears, we don't learn to trust each other
And if in our tears, we don't learn to share with your brother
You know that hate is gonna keep on multiplying
And you know that man is gonna keep right on dying
Yeah
Yeah, yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah
(
)

The rich got a big piece of this and that
The poor got a big piece of roaches and rats
Can you get to that
Tell me where it's at
Yeah!

Yeah, yeah, yeah
{until last two
s, under other lyrics}

Hey!
You want peace
I want peace
They want peace
And the kids need peace
There won't be no peace

The rich got a big piece of this and that
The poor got a big piece of roaches and rats
Can you get to that
Tell me where it's at

Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah!
Yeah, yeah

If you and your folks loved me and my folks
Like me and my folks love you and your folks
If there ever was folks
That ever ever was poor

If you and your thing dig me and my thing
Like me and my thing dig you and your thing
Then we all got a thing
And it's a very good thing

Yeah, yeah, yeah (
)

Free your mind and your ass will follow
The kingdom of heaven is within
(x3)

Open up your funky mind and you can fly
Free your mind and your ass will follow
The kingdom of heaven is within

Freedom is free of the need to be free

Free your mind and your ass will follow
The kingdom of heaven is within
(x4)

Yeah

Free your mind and your ass will follow (your ass will follow)
The kingdom of heaven is within
Whoaaaaa!
Free your mind (will you free your mind?)
And your ass will follow (and your ass will follow)
I have never, never never
Never in my life
Had this given to me

Free your mind and your ass will follow
Say your mind
Not like you, boy (not like you)
You are as free as you want to be (your ass will follow)

Well, I discovered that this life that was gettin' to me
Is not really mine (Free your mind and your ass will follow)
If it were mine, I would have fun all of the time
I'm very disgruntled now
Now, I want a way out, now
I have to find a way
I have to find some way out
Free your mind and your ass will follow (x2)

Give it up, give it up (free your mind and your ass will follow)
Give it up and give it to me, baby

I'm calling you love
Love
...from my heart

Free your mind and your ass will follow

Wowww!

Free your mind and your ass will follow (x2)
The kingdom of heaven is within
Free your mind and your ass will follow (x3)

Get it on!
Free your mind and your ass will follow
The kingdom of heaven is within
Free your mind and your ass will follow
The kingdom of heaven is within (x5)

The kingdom of heaven is within (free your mind!)
The kingdom of heaven is within (free your mind yawf)
The kingdom of heaven is within (x6)

The kingdom of heaven is within (are you satisfied?)
(x4)
The kingdom of heaven is within
(I wanna know! Free your mind and your ass will follow)
The kingdom of heaven is within (I Really care)
The kingdom of heaven is within (x2)

The kingdom of heaven is within
I'm so confused about it all (x2)
I'm so confused about the whole thing
I don't understand
I don't understand nothin'
I don't know what I feel
I can't feel me, I can't live me, I can't be me
My mind, it does not belong to me
I'm so confused (x2)
I can't hear myself
I can't hear myself calling for help
I can't free my mind
So my ass can't follow
Someone help me
I got to get help
Here's my arm
Help me escape
I don't want to (x3)
I can't free my mind
No, no, no
They won't free me
I can't run
I can't get out
I can't free my mind (x3)
I'm so mixed up
So mixed up
What time is it? (x3)

Resurrection, free of charge
I can't hear me (x2)
Free your mind and your ass will follow
I can't
Free your mind and your ass will follow
The kingdom of heaven is within (x4)
Free your mind and your ass will follow

{spoken:}
A luscious bitch she is, true
But it's not nice to fool mother nature
The proud mother of god like all ho's
Is jealous of her own shadow
Who is this young Vic Tanny bitch
Who wish to be queen for a day?
Who would sacrifice the great grandsons and daughters of her jealous mother
By sucking their brain until their ability to think was amputated
By pimping their instincts
Until they were fat, horny and strung-out
In a neurotic attempt to be queen of the universe
Who is this bitch?
{sung:}
Red hot mama from Louisiana
Thumbin' her way to Savannah
She been cooped up too long
Red hot mama lookin' to the city
Taxi dancers and big time spenders
She's been groovin'
Red hot mama was gettin' down
Scoping the places where fun to be found
She was smokin'
Ride on, red hot mama
Girl, you sure look good to me
Ride on, red hot mama
Girl, you sure look good to me
Ride on, red hot mama
Girl, you sure look good to me
Ride on, red hot mama
Girl, you sure look good to me
Red hot mama was really bad
She was badder than bad, bad as she want to be
Red hot mama was a real gas
Doin' it good and doing it fast
She was smokin'
Whoa, {etc}!
Ride on red hot mama
Girl, you sure look good to me
Ride on red hot mama
Girl, you sure look good to me
(Come on baby!)
Ride on red hot mama
Girl, you sure look good to me
(Right on!)
Ride on red hot mama
Girl, you sure look good to me
Be my dog!
You look good, girl
Carry on!
Hey!
Get funky?
Hey baby
Be my dog
Come on, baby!
Red hot mama
Right on
Play, boy-a

Sitting here with a broken heart
wishing you'd come home oh
Sitting here with breakin' hearts
I just can't go on
Oh!

Grief has got a hold on me
I can't think for myself
It's all because that woman of mine
Making love to someone else

I'm turnin' green from bein' blue
Without your face around
You found another to do your lovin'
And me you have put down
And I'm

Sitting here with a broken heart
wishing you'd come home oh
Sitting here with breakin' hearts
I just can't go on

ooooooooh!

I'm trudging water all through the house
I thought it was from my leakin' sink
I phoned the plumber to rush right over
and see if he could fix this leak

He rushed right over and he took a look
And much to my surprise
He said "My son it's not your sink,
It's teardrops from your eyes"
Oh!

Sitting here with a broken heart
wishing you'd come home oh
Sitting here with breakin' hearts
I just can't go on

You can't miss what you can't measure
That's what they tried to make me see
(Shorties?!?) around I know for sure
What's in store for me

Sitting here with a broken heart
wishing you'd come home oh
Sitting here with breakin' hearts
I just can't go on

Aaaaaaaaaaah!

I chew my nails off one by one
I only got one to go
Unless I get what I been missin'
Nails I'll have no more
My nerves are shot I smoke a lot
in my loneliness
And until I see your face once again
my lonely heart won't rest
And I'm

Sitting here with a broken heart
wishing you'd come home oh
Sitting here with breakin' hearts
I just can't go on

Sitting here with a broken heart
wishing you'd come home oh
Sitting here with breakin' hearts
I just can't go on

You can't miss what you can't measure
That's what they tried to make me see
But as long as (Shorties?!?) are around
I know what's in store for me

You can't miss what you can't measure
That's what they tried to make me see
(Shorties?!?) around I know for sure
What's in store for me

You can't miss what you can't measure
That's what they tried to make me see
(Shorties?!?) around I know for sure
What's in store for me

Hey lady, won't you be my dog
and I'll be your tree
and you can pee on me

Hey lady, won't you be my dog
and I'll be your tree
and you can pee on me

Hey lady, won't you be my dog
and I'll be your tree
and you can pee on me

we will do you no harm
other than pee in your afro

Hey lady, won't you be my dog
and I'll be your tree
and you can pee on me

Even if you don't dig it
don't mean it's not the thing or thing to do
Could be just for you

Even if you don't feel it
right now don't mean someday
it'll turn you out
you'll be outta sight

You really shouldn't oughtta fight it
the music is designed to do no harm
It's just for you

With just a little bit of effort
I can he will we might just turn you on

Even if you don't admit it
the time for change is here and here we are
We're just for you
Stick us in your ear and dig us
One time One time One time One time and see
We're just for you

You really shouldn't oughtta fight it
the music is designed to do no harm
It's just for you
With just a little bit of effort
I can he will we might just turn you on

Music is designed to free your funky mind
We have come to help you cope
Out into another reality
You will be
Through our music we bring you hope

Us is what time it is

PEOPLE! Whatcha doing?
Standing on the verge of getting it on
Really gettin' it on

PEOPLE! Whatcha doing?
Standing on the verge of getting it on
Really gettin' it on

PEOPLE! Whatcha doing?
Standing on the verge of getting it on
Really gettin' it on

Song out tonight
Oh my soul is out tonight
there's a song out tonight
Y'all come on

Song out tonight
Oh my soul is out tonight
there's a song out tonight
Y'all come on

(One more time!)

Song out tonight
Oh my soul is out tonight
there's a song out tonight
Y'all come on

Us is what time it is

Even if you don't dig it
don't mean it's not the thing or thing to do
Could be just for you

You really shouldn't oughtta fight it
the music is designed to do no harm
We're just for you

PEOPLE! Whatcha doing?
Standing on the verge of getting it on
Really gettin' it on

PEOPLE! Whatcha doing?
Standing on the verge of getting it on
Really gettin' it on

PEOPLE! Doin, yeah!
Standing on the verge of getting it on
Really gettin' it on

PEOPLE! Whatcha doing, yeah?
Standing on the verge of getting it on
Really gettin' it on

Standing on the verge of getting it on
Really gettin' it on

Funky dollar bill
U.S. dollar bill
Funky dollar bill
U.S. dollar bill

You go to school
To learn the rules
On how to love and life your life
But think about it twice

The pusher push, the fixer fix
The judge acquits
The junkie leads his life
For the dollar bill
Funky dollar bill
US dollar bill
Funky dollar bill
US dollar bill

You don't buy a life, you live a life
A father learns much too late
He was a-never home
He worked two jobs, never stayed at home
He had to, 'cause
His love life was gone

For the dollar bill
For the dollar bill
For the dollar bill
US dollar bill

It'll buy a war
It will save a land
It pollutes this air
In the name of wealth
It'll buy you life
But not true life
The kind of life
Where the soul is hard
My name is dollar Bill

Funky dollar bill
US dollar bill
Funky dollar bill
US dollar bill
Funky dollar bill
US dollar bill
Funky dollar bill
US dollar bill
Funky dollar bill
US dollar bill
Funky dollar bill
US dollar bill
Funky dollar bill
US dollar bill
Funky dollar bill
US dollar bill

I want you to hit it
Good god, hit it and quit it
I want you to, hooo-whoaa
Oh mama, hit it
Good god, hit it and quit it
I want you to, ohhhh, oh yeah
Oh mama, hit it
Good god, hit it and quit it
I want you to, oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh

You can shake it to the east
Shake it to the west
Hit it
Good god, hit it and quit it
Yeah, all up and down
And move it all around
Hit it
Good god, hit it and quit it
Yeah

You can shake it for dinner
Or you could spread it all around
Hit it
Good god, hit and quit it

I want you to hit it and quit it (x 11)

You can shake it to the east
Shake it to the west
Hit it
Good god, hit it and quit it
You can shake it to the one you love the best
Hit it
Ha, hit it and quit it
Ahh, good god, hit it and quit it
Ooh, good god, hit it and quit it
Oh, good god, hit it and quit it
Quit it, quit it, quit it

{spoken}
OK play that down from the top

Ahhh, ahh-ah-ahhhhh, hear my mother call
Ahhh, ahh-ah-ahhhhh, hear my mother call

I was one of five born to my mother
An older sister and three young brothers
We've seen it hard, we've seen it kind of rough
But always with a smile, she was sure to try to hide
The fact from us that life was really tough

I can hear my mother call
I can hear my mother call (Ahhh, ahh-ah-ahhhhh)
Late at night I hear her call
Oh lord, lord I hear her call
She said, "Father, father it's for the kids (Ahhh, ahh-ah-ahhhhh)
Any and every thing I did.
Please, please don't judge me too strong.
Lord knows I meant no wrong.
Lord knows I meant no wrong."

Then the devil sang

"Would you like to dance with me? (Ooh-ahh-ooh)
We're doin' the cosmic slop." (Ooh-ahh-ooh)
(x3)

She was well known through the ghetto
Tricks would come and then they'd go
The neighbors would talk and call her Jezebel
But always with a smile, she was sure to try to hide
The fact from us that she was catching hell, hey!

Hear my mother call
I can hear my mother call (Ahhh, ahh-ah-ahhhhh)
Late at night I hear her call
Oh lord, lord I hear her call
She says, "Father, father it's for the kids (Ahhh, ahh-ah-ahhhhh)
Any and every thing I did.
Please, please don't judge me too strong.
Lord knows I meant no wrong.
Lord knows I meant no wrong."
Lord!

(Ahhh, ahh-ah-ahhhhh)
Hear my mother call
(Ahhh, ahh-ah-ahhhhh)
Hear my mother call
She says, "Father, father it's for the kids (ooh-ah-ooh)
Any and every thing I did. (ooh-ah-ooh)
Please, please don't judge me too strong.
Hear my mother call (ooh-ah-ooh)
Hear my mother call (Ahhh, ahh-ah-ahhhhh)
I can hear my mother call (Ahhh, ahh-ah-ahhhhh)
Heyyyyyyy! Heyyyy!
Mother!
I can hear my mother call (ooh-ah-ooh)
I can hear my mother call (ooh-ah-ooh)
Mother, mother

Late at night
Late at night
Calling me
Mother
I can hear my
I can hear my mother calling me
Late at night I hear my mother
Late at night I hear my mother
Heyyyyyyy!
Heyyyyyy-ayyy!

Pleasure's the motivation for the human race
Everything starts and ends with sex and appeal
Feeling good is the bait, Satan uses to fish for you and me
Comfort is the poison when it's the spirit he wants to kill

There's a tidal wave of mysticism
Surging through our jet-aged generation
It's all designed to take us to the sky

There's such a need for us to feel nice and it's getting better
We got to have it more than we ought to
The preacher keeps promisin' satisfaction
The ladies keep giving up the gratifaction
You know what? I'm feeling better by the pound

There's a tidal wave of mysticism
Surging through our jet-aged generation
It's all designed to take us to the sky

You know what? I'm feeling better by the pound
I'm feeling better by the pound

Joyful is the hocus pocus that's haunting all mankind
Said he couldn't be what he needs to be you see
He and only he is free
Well, he who is truly free
Say, free from the need to be free

There's a tidal wave of mysticism
Surging through our jet-aged generation
It's all designed to take us to the sky

{spoken}
(what about the woodpecker thing?)
Yeah, they call me the kid
Sexy man
But I know nothing about the great big H
I'd watch that football game while the hornies occupied my day
I never peeped to where she was coming from
When she'd say, "Though you're here, I'm all alone"
Then she made it perfectly clear
With some inspiring words in a song, dig:

{sung:}
If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home (now light my fire, baby!)
If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home (a-flick-a my Bic, even!)
If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home (I'd love to play in your tidy bowl)
Ha, ha whoo-eee!

There once was a man from Peru
Who went to sleep in his canoe
He was dreaming of Venus
And took out his penis
And woke up with a handfull of goo
Put your foot on the rock!
OK bye!
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, aiii! (x2)

There once was some freaks from L.A. (who)
Who came to New York to play
They was busted by the pussy posse
And the prosecutor popped them in the pen
Put your foot on the rock
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, aiii!

Well, flick-a my Bic, baby!

If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home
(x5)
Well, light my fire baby, flick-a my Bic
I'll come if you call

There once was a man from Peru
Who went to sleep in his canoe (say somethin' nasty!)
He was dreaming of Fifi
And took out his peepee
And woke up with a handfull of goo
Put your foot on the rock!
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ohh!

There once was some freaks from L.A. (and what'd they do?)
Who came to New York to play (yeah?)
They was busted by the pussy posse (pussy who?)
And the prosecutor popped them in the pen

There once was some freaks from L.A.
Who came to New York to play (say somethin' nasty)
They was busted by the pussy posse
And the prosecutor popped them in the pen

Get off your ass and jam!
Oh they call me the kid
Let's get it on, y'all

If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home (come on baby!)

If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home
(x4)

It's only rock n' roll

If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home
(x5)

Now, what did you say?

If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home
(x6)
{spoken:}
(turn the drums up a little for me...yeah!)
(We're gonna do it one more time, and I want everybody)
(Y'all ready?)
(Are you ready? I'm ready?)
(Hit it!)

{sung:}
If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home
(x15)
(come here, ladies. Move in close!)

Loose booty
Loose booty
Loose booty
Loose booty
Loose booty
Loose booty
Loose booty
Loose booty

Eeny meeny miney moe
Catch a junkie by the toe
If he holler let him go
If he don't, do the loose booty
Loose booty
Skin it back and monkey it
Loose booty
Junkie twist
Loose booty
Nunsense!
Loose booty

Jack and Jill went up a hill
To get a pail of water
Jack fell down and broke his crown
And Jill went into a nod
And did the loose booty
Loose booty
Skin it back and monkey it
Loose booty
Junkie twist
Loose booty
Nunsense!
Loose booty
(Get it!)

Emma Willy went out on the block
To cop
She he got there
the pusher was gone
Cause he had a jones of his own
He did the loose booty
Loose booty
Skin it back and monkey it
Loose booty
Junkie twist
Loose booty
Nunsense!

Loose booty
Loose butt
Loose booty
Loose butt
Loose booty
Loose butt
Loose booty
Loose butt
Loose booty
Loose butt
Loose booty
Loose butt
Loose booty
Loose butt
Loose booty
Loose butt
Loose booty
Loose butt
Loose booty
Loose butt
Loose booty
Loose butt
Loose booty
Loose butt
Loose booty
Loose butt
Loose booty
Loose butt
Loose booty
Loose butt

Little Jack Horner
Sittin' in a corner
Snortin' his New York dope
Pulled back a snort
Went into a nod
Wow
was he a dope
Loose booty
He did the loose booty
Junkie twist
Nunsense
Skin it back and monkey it

(repeat to end)
Loose booty
Loose butt

(sung over the loose booty chorus)
Loose booty
Fly on, y'all
Super stupid
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Ohh, ohh
Ooooh, ohhhh
Yeah
Hit it
Super stupid
Hit it
Junkie twist
Skin it back and monkey it
Super stupid
Skin it back and monkey it
Junkie and twist
Hit it!
Super stupid
Hit it
Junkie twist
Super stupid
Skin it back and monkey it
Hit it
Junkie twist
Skin it back and monkey it
Super stupid
Oww!
Hit it
Why you think they call it dope, dope?
Hit it
Skin it back and monkey it
Free your mind
Skin it back and monkey it
Hit it
Super stupid
Why you think they call it dope, dope?
Skin it back and monkey it
Free your mind!
Skin it back and monkey it
Super stupid
Why you think they call it dope, dope?

(God! I'm trippin' on that!)
Shit! Goddamn! Get off your ass and jam! (x17)

I just want to say
that I love your sexy ways
I love you girl
Oh I love you girl
I just want to say
That I need you in so many ways
baby you're a turn on
oh you turn me on

I love all of you
you sure enough got a lot
I want to help you use
what you got

I, oh I
I, oh I
baby


I just want to say
that I love your sexy ways
come on and thrill me mama
oh thrill me girl
I just want to say
that I need you in so many ways
I just want to ffffeeeeeewwwww
all over you

I love all of you
you sure enough got a lot
I want to help you use
what you got

I, Oh I
(heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!)
I, Oh I

I, Oh I
De de de de dedodedo deedeedeedoo
I, oh I
De de de de dedodedo deedeedeedoo
I, oh I
De de de de dedodedo deedeedeedoo
Oh baby
I love you girl
Oh I love you girl
I just want to say that
I need you in so many ways
Baby you're a turn on
you turn me on
you sure do turn me on

I love all of you
you sure enough got a lot
I want to help you use
what you got

I, oh I
I, oh I
(please)
De de de de dedodedo deedeedeedoo (sing)
I, oh I (do)
De de de de dedodedo deedeedeedoo (sing)
I, oh I (aaaaaaaah baby)
De de de de dedodedo deedeedeedoo (now)
(baby) I, oh I (baby)

Man
I was in a place
Called Keeprunnin', Mississippi one time
And I heard someone on my way by
Sounded a little something like raw funk to me
So I slowed down and took a listen
And this is all I could hear, baby

Whoa-hah-hey
Whoa-hah-ha
Whoa-hah-hey
Whoa-hah-ha
Whoa-hah-hey
Whoa-hah-ha
Whoa-hah-hey
Whoa-hah-ha
Whoa-hah-hey
Whoa-hah-ha

It got so good to me, man
that I stopped runnin'
My feets was tired anyhow
So I reached in my inside pocket
And got my harp out
Sit down by old beat-up railroad train
And get me get myself
A little of that old funky thang

Yeah!
Yeah, I'm ?
Yeah, whoa!
Yeah
Mm-m-hmmm
Yeah

Can you all feel what I mean?
This is what you call
Waaay-back yonder funk

Whoa ha hey
Whoa ha ha
Whoa ha hey
Whoa ha ha
Whoa ha hey
Whoa ha ha
Whoa ha hey
Whoa ha ha
Whoa ha hey
Whoa ha ha
Whoa ha hey
Whoa ha ha
Whoa ha hey
Whoa ha ha
Whoa ha hey
Whoa ha ha
Whoa ha hey
Whoa ha ha
Whoa ha hey
Whoa ha ha
Whoa ha hey
Whoa ha ha
Whoa ha hey
Whoa ha ha
Whoa ha hey
Whoa ha ha
Whoa ha hey
Whoa ha ha
Whoa ha hey
Whoa ha ha
Whoa ha hey
Whoa ha ha
Whoa ha hey
Whoa ha ha

Say it loud!
I'm funky and I'm proud!
I'm aging!
Old funk

A luscious bitch she is, true
But it's not nice to fool mother nature
The proud mother of god
like all ho's
Is jealous of her own shadow
So who is this young Vic Tanny bitch
Who wish to be queen for a day?
Who would sacrifice the great grandsons and daughters
Of her jealous mother
By sucking their brain
Until their ability to think was amputated
By pimping their instincts
Until they were fat, horny and strung-out
In her neurotic attempt to be queen of the universe
Who is this bitch?

February 12th, 1973
The prayers of thousands were answered
The war was over and the first of the prisoners returned
Needless to say it was the happiest day in up to thirteen years for most
Others, the real nightmare had just begun
The nightmare of readjustment
and for those, we will pray

ah aaaooooahaha ooooo
Woah oh oah
Woah oh oah
Whoa oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh woah

Woah oh oah
Woah oh oah
Whoa oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh woah

Woah oh oah
Woah oh oah
Whoa oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh woah

Woah oh oah
Woah oh oah
Whoa oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh woah

Woah oh oah
Woah oh oah
Whoa oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh woah

Father, bless the soldier who has returned home from the war
He has fought with all his might
yet he knew not for what or who he was fighting for
Death waited in the shadows
as he crawled by night for his country
his enemies was many
including the habit he still cannot break
Father, we pray that we might understand what has happened to his mind
and help us understand his reaction to the changes that has taken place here at home
And Father, smile upon us with your grace, for we will need you more than ever
help him understand that when his loved ones remarried
they were truly under the impression that he was dead
and would never return
Oh Lord, we pray

And Father, why must wars be fought?
Someone said this war ended with "Peace with Honor"
but can that truly be?
Is there such a thing?
Thousands of boys gave their life, and for what?
Do anybody know?

Oh Lord, give us the strength to undertand ourselves
For we are a mysterious animal
Man
And as the boys march home to the witch's castle
They will all need your help
I can hear them calling, calling out to you Father
for there is no one else that can help
Smile upon us, oh Lord
For we are very weak
Very weak
Very Weak
Very weak
Very weak

{spoken}
Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up.
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit.

Come on Maggot Brain
Go on Maggot Brain

I'll stay
I'll stay for she'll be coming back
You know her head went out to play
but she'll get over that
I know that my reward
When she returns
Woo woo
Keeps me hanging on
I'll stay

I'll stay
though friends they ridicule
You know for her there is no substitute
Talk I can endure (I must endure)
But that's alright
mother says "Son"
Know my reward
When she returns (whoo whoo)
(when she thinks she wants to come home)
She'll still come home whoa
Keeps me hanging on
I'll stay

Ba ba-ba-ba
ba-ba-ba
ba ba ooo ooo ooo ooo
Ba ba-ba-ba
ba-ba-ba
ba ba ooo ooo ooo ooo
Ba ba-ba-ba
ba-ba-ba
ba ba dooo ooo ooo ooo
(continues)

You know her head went out to play
That's all right
The girl will get over that
Lord, my reward is gonna be much greater
Every night, lord, is gonna replace her
And if another girl decides she wants to come home
Wait right there
Wait right here
Wait right here
I ain't goin' nowhere
Wait right here
Wait right here
I'm gonna stand right here
On this ground and wait
Hey hey hey hey

say knowing knowing my reward
(grunting and sputtering)

I wanna know if it's good to you, baby
When you do what you do to me
I know that it must have been good to you, baby
Cause it sure feels good to me

I don't know what you been doin
But it's got my whole world groovin
Since we met everything keeps movin
Because of you

Said you blow my mind through sugar cane
You make my heart beat sweeter than
The honey that replaced the rain
Since I met you

I wanna know if it's good to you, baby
When you do what you do to me
I know that it must have been good to you, baby
'Cause it sure feels good to me

Oh! Do you feel the fire in your veins
Every time you call my name?
Do it give you the pleasure
To be the reason for me feeling good

Look out here I come (here I come)
Right back where I started from
Look out here I come
Right back where I started from
Whoa
Yeah
Look out here I come (here I come)
Right back where I started from
Yeah
Look out here I come (here I come)

I once had a life, or rather
Life had me
I was one among many
Or at least I seemed to be
Well, I read an old quotation in a book just yesterday
Said "Gonna reap just what you sow,
The debts you make you have to pay."
Can you get to that?

Can you get (I wanna know)
I want to know if you can get to that (hey!) (get to that!)
Can you get (can you get to that)(I wanna know)
I want to know if you can get to that

I recollect with a-mixed emotions
All the good times we used to have
But you were making preparations
For the coming separation
And you blew everything we had

When you base your love on credit
And your loving days are done
Checks you signed with a-love and kisses
Later come back signed "insufficient funds"
Yeah, get to that!

Can you get (I wanna know)
I want to know if you can get to that (hey!) (get to that!)
Can you get (can you get to that)(I wanna know)
I want to know if you can get to that
(x3)

When you base your life on credit
And your loving days are done
Checks you signed with love and kisses
Later come back signed "insufficient funds"
Y'all get to that

Can you get (I wanna know)
I want to know if you can get to that (hey!) (get to that!)
Can you get (can you get to that)(I wanna know)
I want to know if you can get to that
(x2)

Come plaaaaaaaay
In a nappy dugout

Come plaaaaaaaay
In a nappy dugout

Here it come again
whee hee hee hee
Fun in the dugout!
Say what?
Sang!

Come play
in the nappy dugout

Come play
in the nappy dugout

Stand up
Shake it
Break it down one time
Watch me

Come play
in the nappy dugout

Everybody do it this time
Come play
in the nappy dugout
Come play
in the nappy dugout
hey!

Come play
in the nappy dugout
Come play
in the nappy dugout
Come play
in the nappy dugout
Come play
in the nappy dugout

oh oh oh yeah
in the nappy dugout

come play
in the nappy dugout

oh oh oh yeah
in the nappy dugout

come play
in the nappy dugout

What you mean by a dugout?
oh oh oh yeah
in the nappy dugout

{Bootsy}:
Hello beach, I suppose you know this is those crazios calling,
Uh, long distance baby.
I'd just like to be your bridge over troubled waters mama
Dig...while I smoke on it.

Come Saturday night
When all the world is counting sheep I'll count the moments
'Till I have to leave your side
Come Saturday night
When all but the moon is fast asleep I'll watch the sun rise
And leap into your eyes

She's a lot of fun. She likes to come on much too strong
She's a lot of fun. Think that she's the only freak been born
As a matter of fact, she's not the only sand at the beach
Or to be exact, there's a whole lot of beaches

{Bootsy}:
Mama, be my beach
Ahhh...I'd just like to say, baby
Oh, I just feel so good just being able to talk to you for a while, uh
Maybe you remember the last time we was together
And how you rubbed me on my head, uh
Oh baby it felt so good...you make me wanna say oh baby!

Come 4th of July
When all the vultures wait in line I'll wait in limbo
To lay upon your bod
Come 4th of July
When all the vultures wait in line to cop their suntans
And lay upon your bod

She's a lot of fun. She likes to come on much too strong
She's a lot of fun. Think that she's the only freak been born
As a matter of fact, she's not the only sand at the beach
Or to be exact, there's a whole lot of beaches

{Bootsy}:
Mama be my beach, beach
Uh...what's in the sand, uh beach?
Uh, maybe seashells of a clover...or something
And maybe a few octo-pupupupupupusses-uh
Oh I'm walking over your board

She's bad! The girl is bad!
Bad! The lady is bad!

Now the kid was kick-back, lining the cut
Eatin' some fish and chips
And this freaky little groupie
>From the funky side of town
Begin to give him some lip
She was babblin' about how bad, ah
She could do the bump
The kid said on the real side of things
Bertha, you got too much rump to bump!

Move, your sexy body
Baby, let me see you move it all across the floor
Move, your sexy body
Every time you wiggle you hear the men holler for more

The girl is bad!

I'm on the ten most wanted list
I've got it dead in the groove
My face is on every wanted poster in town
For the way I move (move)
I'm public enemy #1 (your sexy body)
To the undisco scene
And, kid, if you don't get up your you-know-what and dance with me
(everytime you wiggle you hear the mean holler for more)
I'm gonna be forced to get mean

The kid was cool
He was no fool
He said, "Get the funk off case"
Without missing a beat
Snatchin' him to his feet
She bumped him all in the face

Now the kid was teasin'
He was definitely uncool
Trying to get some hat?
(move your sexy body)
And she bumped him right back
(baby let me see you move it all across the floor)

Move, your sexy body
Baby, let me see you move it on the disco floor
Move, your sexy body
Move your body
Close to mine

Bad! The girl is bad!
Bad! Bad!
Bad! The lady is bad!
Bad! She's bad!

He scream, he shout (move your sexy body)
She turned that sucker out
He scream, he shout (move your sexy body)
She turned that sucker out
Extra, extra, read all about it (move your body)
We got a brand new thang
Makin' headline news (close to mine)
Extra, extra, read all about it
We got a brand new thang
Makin' headline news

Move your sexy body
Baby, let me see you move it all across the floor
Glide, your slender body
Every time you wiggle, make the men holler for more
Bad! The girl is bad
Real bad! She's bad!
Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!

He scream, he shout
She turned that mother out
He scream, he shout
She turned that sucker out
He scream, he shout (move your sexy body)
She turned that sucker out
He scream, he shout
She turned that sucker out (close to mine)
He scream, he shout (move your sexy body)
She turned that sucker out
Bad! The girl is bad!
Bad! She's bad!
Bad! She's bad!
Bad! (every time she wiggle, she make the kid holler for more) Bad!
Move your sexy body
Baby, let me see you move it all across the floor
Glide your slender body
Baby, when you move, you make the men holler for more
Glide your slender body
Every time you wiggle, you make the men giggle for more
She's bad, the girl is bad!
Every time she wiggle, she make the kid holler for more
Glide your sexy body
Baby let me see you dancing on the disco floor

Ah-ah-yeah
Every time she wiggle, she make the kid holler for more
(x6)

We're just a biological speculation
Sittin' here, vibratin'
And we don't know what we're vibratin' about

And the animal instinct in me
Makes me wanna defend me
It makes me want to live when it's time to die

Y'all see my point?
I don't mean to come on strong but I am concerned

I believe in god
Though I know that law and order must prevail
Oh, if and when the laws of man
Is not just, equal and fair
Then the laws of nature
will come and do her thang

Oh
she does not think
She just rectifies
She comes and balances the book
Y'all see my point?
Y'all see my point?

We're just a biological speculation
Sittin' here, vibratin'
And we don't know what we're vibratin' about

And the animal instinct in me
It makes me wanna defend me
It makes me want to live when it's time to die

Y'all see my point?
(y'all see my point?)
Some of you, you might not be aware
That some of us don't eat
Some of you don't, you don't even care

Oh
if and when the system
Creates hunger and hate
Then the laws of nature will come and do her thang
Oh!

She does not think
She works by instinct
Survival is her thing
Do y'all see my point? (ohh!)
Y'all see my point?

Yeah, yeah, yeah
(
)
(let me hear you say)
Yeah, yeah, yeah
(let me hear you say)
Yeah, yeah, yeah
(yeah-yeah) yeah, yeah, yeah

If you and your folks love me and my folks like
Me and my folks love you and your folks
If there ever was folks
That ever ever was poor

If you and your thing dig me and my thing
Like me and my thing dig you and your thing
And we all got a thing
Yeah, and it's a very good thing

Ha! But if in our fears, we don't learn to trust each other
And if in our tears, we don't learn to share with your brother
You know that hate is gonna keep on multiplying
And you know that man is gonna keep right on dying
Yeah
Yeah, yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah
(
)

The rich got a big piece of this and that
The poor got a big piece of roaches and rats
Can you get to that
Tell me where it's at
Yeah!

Yeah, yeah, yeah
{until last two
s, under other lyrics}

Hey!
You want peace
I want peace
They want peace
And the kids need peace
There won't be no peace

The rich got a big piece of this and that
The poor got a big piece of roaches and rats
Can you get to that
Tell me where it's at

Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah!
Yeah, yeah

If you and your folks loved me and my folks
Like me and my folks love you and your folks
If there ever was folks
That ever ever was poor

If you and your thing dig me and my thing
Like me and my thing dig you and your thing
Then we all got a thing
And it's a very good thing

Yeah, yeah, yeah (
)

I got a thang
you got a thang
everybody's got a thang
When we get together
doin' our thing
In order to help each other
In order to help your brother

I got a thang
you got a thang
everybody's got a thang
When we get together
doin' our thing
In order to help each other
In order to help your brother

You don't drink what I drink
You don't smoke what I smoke
You don't think like I think
You don't joke like I joke

I got a thang
you got a thang
everybody's got a thang
When we get together
doin' our thing
In order to help each other
In order to help your brother

You came along just in time my love
Self pity had got me down
You saved me from me, and from the bottom of my heart
Baby I owe you something good

You came (you came)
And you saw (you saw)
Don't you know that you conquered (conquered) whoa, my heart (my heart)
Just like the Romans said
To the victors belong, belong, belong the spoils

Unreluctantly I submit. My heart told me that I should
(So) so enriched was my reward
Baby I owe you something good

I've loved (I've loved) and I've lost (I've lost) but that's alright
I blame, I blame, I blame, (I blame) myself (myself)
While this old heart of mine, Lord, it refuse
To love, to love, to love anyone else

And then you came and rectified
All the love this old heart had been denied
Then you saved me like you said you would
For this, I owe you something good

Unreluctantly, I submit
My heart told me that I should
Then you came along and saved me like you said you would
For this I owe you something good

I'm going to give you what you're here for I've got the means to take you there
I'm not here to kill you softly
But I promise to be good to your earhole

Put your hands together, come on and stomp your feet
" " Lord!
Put your hands together, come on and get in beat
There's a good time waiting for you, come on and let's get free

Mashing your brain like silly putty
Leaving you in a better frame of mind
Drowning out the voices that bug you
But I promise to be good to your earhole

Put your hands together, come on and stomp your feet
" " Lord!
Put your hands together, come on and get in beat
There's a good time waiting for you, come on and let's get free

I'm not here to kill you softly
But I promise to be good to your earhole

Put your hands together, come on and stomp your feet
" " Lord!
Put your hands together, come on and get in beat
There's a good time waiting for you, come on and let's get free

Pleasure's the motivation for the human race
Everything starts and ends with sex and appeal
Feeling good is the bait, Satan uses to fish for you and me
Comfort is the poison when it's the spirit he wants to kill

There's a tidal wave of mysticism
Surging through our jet-aged generation
It's all designed to take us to the sky

There's such a need for us to feel nice and it's getting better
We got to have it more than we ought to
The preacher keeps promisin' satisfaction
The ladies keep giving up the gratifaction
You know what? I'm feeling better by the pound

There's a tidal wave of mysticism
Surging through our jet-aged generation
It's all designed to take us to the sky

You know what? I'm feeling better by the pound
I'm feeling better by the pound

Joyful is the hocus pocus that's haunting all mankind
Said he couldn't be what he needs to be you see
He and only he is free
Well, he who is truly free
Say, free from the need to be free

There's a tidal wave of mysticism
Surging through our jet-aged generation
It's all designed to take us to the sky

{Bootsy}:
Hello beach, I suppose you know this is those crazios calling,
Uh, long distance baby.
I'd just like to be your bridge over troubled waters mama
Dig...while I smoke on it.

Come Saturday night
When all the world is counting sheep I'll count the moments
'Till I have to leave your side
Come Saturday night
When all but the moon is fast asleep I'll watch the sun rise
And leap into your eyes

She's a lot of fun. She likes to come on much too strong
She's a lot of fun. Think that she's the only freak been born
As a matter of fact, she's not the only sand at the beach
Or to be exact, there's a whole lot of beaches

{Bootsy}:
Mama, be my beach
Ahhh...I'd just like to say, baby
Oh, I just feel so good just being able to talk to you for a while, uh
Maybe you remember the last time we was together
And how you rubbed me on my head, uh
Oh baby it felt so good...you make me wanna say oh baby!

Come 4th of July
When all the vultures wait in line I'll wait in limbo
To lay upon your bod
Come 4th of July
When all the vultures wait in line to cop their suntans
And lay upon your bod

She's a lot of fun. She likes to come on much too strong
She's a lot of fun. Think that she's the only freak been born
As a matter of fact, she's not the only sand at the beach
Or to be exact, there's a whole lot of beaches

{Bootsy}:
Mama be my beach, beach
Uh...what's in the sand, uh beach?
Uh, maybe seashells of a clover...or something
And maybe a few octo-pupupupupupusses-uh
Oh I'm walking over your board

Hi-ya! {"oh yeah" played backwards}
Hey Sloofus, (yeah!) tell us something good, let's take it to the stage, sucker
Have no fear, (get it on!) MacFunk is here. Ha!
Doin' it to the max
Slick Brick! How's your loose booty?
Laughin' atcha
Let me tighten it up
Get it on
Yeah

Everybody funking and don't know how
They shoulda seen the bull when he funked the cow
He funked her so hard they saw some smoke
He said, let's get in the bed and funk like folks
Laughin' at ya (ha!)
Funk used to be a bad word

Chorus:
(sung by the group, interspersed with stuff from George and others)
Sittin in the woods upon a log
Finger on the trigger
My eyes on a hog
And I sat back.
Laughin atcha!

(Say it loud!)
Sittin in the woods upon a log
(I'm funky and I'm proud)
Finger on the trigger
My eyes on a hog
And I sat back
(Talking 'bout you the Godfather)
Laughin atcha!
(Godmother!)
Sittin in the woods upon a log
(Grandfather! Heh!)
Finger on the trigger
(Fool and the Gang!)
My eyes on a hog
And I sat back.
(They call us the funk mob!)
Laughin atcha!
(Dig!)
(Get it on)

Little miss muffet sat on her tuffet snorting some THC
Along came a spider, slid down beside her
Said: what's in the bag bitch
She said I'm laughin' at ya, ha, ha!
(Hey Fool and the Gang!)
Funk used to be a bad word
(Let's get it on! Let's take it to the stage)
Motherfunk you
Hit it!

Sittin in the woods upon a log
(Good god!)
Finger on the trigger
My eyes on a hog
And I sat back.
(Earth, hot air, and no fire)
Laughin atcha!
(They call us the funk mob)
Ha, ha, ha, ha!

Sittin in the woods upon a log
Finger on the trigger
My eyes on a hog
And I sat back.
(In your loose booty)
Laughin atcha!
(Ha! Dig)
Slick and the family brick...whatcha you doing?
Let's take it higher
Hey Sloofus...tell us something good
Ha ha ha!

(Laaaallala, lalalala) Those Crazios (Crazios!)
" " New type thing (New type thing)
" " Brand new funk (Brand new funk)
Ha!
Crazier than a sex maniac in a whorehouse with a credit card!

Say it loud, I'm funky and I'm proud (doing it to death!)
Say it loud, I'm funky and I'm proud (ha ha ha!)

Sittin in the woods upon a log
(Get it!)
(Hey Sloofus!)
Finger on the trigger
My eyes on a hog
(Tell us something good)
And I sat back.
(Let's take it to the stage)
Laughin atcha!

(Funk used to be a bad word!)
(Hey where's the godfather at?)
Sittin in the woods upon a log
Finger on the trigger
(Now everybody trying to get down)
My eyes on a hog
And I sat back.
(Tell him, when in doubt, vamp!)
Laughin atcha!
(Ha, ha, ha!)
(On the one!)

Sittin in the woods upon a log
(Tricky Dick wasn't worried about no incriminating Watergate)
Finger on the trigger
My eyes on a hog
(Information being on those tapes)
And I sat back.
(That sucker didn't want y'all to dig on him trying to cop)
Laughin atcha!
(An ounce of that p-blow!)

Sittin in the woods upon a log
(Now he's a-laughin' at you...yeah)
Finger on the trigger
My eyes on a hog
And I sat back.
(They call us the funk mob)
Laughin atcha!
('Cuz they funky in the White House too.)
(Let's take it to the stage, y'all)
(Hit it)

(God! I'm trippin' on that!)
Shit! Goddamn! Get off your ass and jam! (x17)

You came along just in time my love
Self pity had got me down
You saved me from me, and from the bottom of my heart
Baby I owe you something good

You came (you came)
And you saw (you saw)
Don't you know that you conquered (conquered) whoa, my heart (my heart)
Just like the Romans said
To the victors belong, belong, belong the spoils

Unreluctantly I submit. My heart told me that I should
(So) so enriched was my reward
Baby I owe you something good

I've loved (I've loved) and I've lost (I've lost) but that's alright
I blame, I blame, I blame, (I blame) myself (myself)
While this old heart of mine, Lord, it refuse
To love, to love, to love anyone else

And then you came and rectified
All the love this old heart had been denied
Then you saved me like you said you would
For this, I owe you something good

Unreluctantly, I submit
My heart told me that I should
Then you came along and saved me like you said you would
For this I owe you something good

I'm going to ease in on your beat
I'm going to shuffle when I move my feet
I'm gonna stuff your stuff with thang
Until I make your whole thang twang
I'm going to do things to your stuff (stuffs and things and things and stuff)

I got my guitar by my side
I got a band full of music, let's take a ride
I'll be flying somewhere in the stratosphere
But at the same time I'll be right here
Doing my utmost to your stuff (stuff and things and things and stuff things)

I'm going to move in on your groove
I'm gonna syncopate, good god!, I'm gonna be so cool
I'm gonna stuff your stuff with thangs
Until I make your whole thang twang
I'm gonna do things to your stuff (s & t and t & s)

I'm getting to your stuff when I get into my thing
I'm being in your stuff when I get into my thing
I'm gonna snuff your stuff when I get into my thing
I'm getting to your stuff when I get into my thing

{repeat 1st verse}
{repeat 2nd verse, fade}

Good evening, boys and girls
Welcome to another evening of
"I hate that word called dick"
It goes like this:

I hate that word called "dick"
It sounds so awfully thick
So I think I'll call it "prick"
'Cause I hate that word called "dick".

Ha ha ha ha!

I hate that word called "pussy"
It sounds so awful squishy
So I guess I'll call it "clit"
'Cause I hate that word called "pussy".

Ha ha ha ha!

You came along just in time my love
Self pity had got me down
You saved me from me, and from the bottom of my heart
Baby I owe you something good

You came (you came)
And you saw (you saw)
Don't you know that you conquered (conquered) whoa, my heart (my heart)
Just like the Romans said
To the victors belong, belong, belong the spoils

Unreluctantly I submit. My heart told me that I should
(So) so enriched was my reward
Baby I owe you something good

I've loved (I've loved) and I've lost (I've lost) but that's alright
I blame, I blame, I blame, (I blame) myself (myself)
While this old heart of mine, Lord, it refuse
To love, to love, to love anyone else

And then you came and rectified
All the love this old heart had been denied
Then you saved me like you said you would
For this, I owe you something good

Unreluctantly, I submit
My heart told me that I should
Then you came along and saved me like you said you would
For this I owe you something good

Everything is there when you're living in the city
Everything is there in a war
Everything is there in love
Everything is there on stage

Let's take it to the people
Ah, let's take it to the people (let's take it to the stage!)
Ah, let's take it to the stage
Ah, let's take it on my music
Let's take it on my music
Hey baby, that's what I like

Everything is there when you're trying to get over
Everything is there when you're trying to cop
Everything is there if you're sexy
Everything is there on stage

Let's take it to the people
Ah, let's take it to the people (let's take it to the stage!)
Ah, let's take it to the stage
Ah, let's take it on my music
Let's take it on my music
Hey baby, that's what I like

She's bad! The girl is bad!
Bad! The lady is bad!

Now the kid was kick-back, lining the cut
Eatin' some fish and chips
And this freaky little groupie
>From the funky side of town
Begin to give him some lip
She was babblin' about how bad, ah
She could do the bump
The kid said on the real side of things
Bertha, you got too much rump to bump!

Move, your sexy body
Baby, let me see you move it all across the floor
Move, your sexy body
Every time you wiggle you hear the men holler for more

The girl is bad!

I'm on the ten most wanted list
I've got it dead in the groove
My face is on every wanted poster in town
For the way I move (move)
I'm public enemy #1 (your sexy body)
To the undisco scene
And, kid, if you don't get up your you-know-what and dance with me
(everytime you wiggle you hear the mean holler for more)
I'm gonna be forced to get mean

The kid was cool
He was no fool
He said, "Get the funk off case"
Without missing a beat
Snatchin' him to his feet
She bumped him all in the face

Now the kid was teasin'
He was definitely uncool
Trying to get some hat?
(move your sexy body)
And she bumped him right back
(baby let me see you move it all across the floor)

Move, your sexy body
Baby, let me see you move it on the disco floor
Move, your sexy body
Move your body
Close to mine

Bad! The girl is bad!
Bad! Bad!
Bad! The lady is bad!
Bad! She's bad!

He scream, he shout (move your sexy body)
She turned that sucker out
He scream, he shout (move your sexy body)
She turned that sucker out
Extra, extra, read all about it (move your body)
We got a brand new thang
Makin' headline news (close to mine)
Extra, extra, read all about it
We got a brand new thang
Makin' headline news

Move your sexy body
Baby, let me see you move it all across the floor
Glide, your slender body
Every time you wiggle, make the men holler for more
Bad! The girl is bad
Real bad! She's bad!
Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!

He scream, he shout
She turned that mother out
He scream, he shout
She turned that sucker out
He scream, he shout (move your sexy body)
She turned that sucker out
He scream, he shout
She turned that sucker out (close to mine)
He scream, he shout (move your sexy body)
She turned that sucker out
Bad! The girl is bad!
Bad! She's bad!
Bad! She's bad!
Bad! (every time she wiggle, she make the kid holler for more) Bad!
Move your sexy body
Baby, let me see you move it all across the floor
Glide your slender body
Baby, when you move, you make the men holler for more
Glide your slender body
Every time you wiggle, you make the men giggle for more
She's bad, the girl is bad!
Every time she wiggle, she make the kid holler for more
Glide your sexy body
Baby let me see you dancing on the disco floor

Ah-ah-yeah
Every time she wiggle, she make the kid holler for more
(x6)

{spoken}
(what about the woodpecker thing?)
Yeah, they call me the kid
Sexy man
But I know nothing about the great big H
I'd watch that football game while the hornies occupied my day
I never peeped to where she was coming from
When she'd say, "Though you're here, I'm all alone"
Then she made it perfectly clear
With some inspiring words in a song, dig:

{sung:}
If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home (now light my fire, baby!)
If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home (a-flick-a my Bic, even!)
If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home (I'd love to play in your tidy bowl)
Ha, ha whoo-eee!

There once was a man from Peru
Who went to sleep in his canoe
He was dreaming of Venus
And took out his penis
And woke up with a handfull of goo
Put your foot on the rock!
OK bye!
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, aiii! (x2)

There once was some freaks from L.A. (who)
Who came to New York to play
They was busted by the pussy posse
And the prosecutor popped them in the pen
Put your foot on the rock
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, aiii!

Well, flick-a my Bic, baby!

If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home
(x5)
Well, light my fire baby, flick-a my Bic
I'll come if you call

There once was a man from Peru
Who went to sleep in his canoe (say somethin' nasty!)
He was dreaming of Fifi
And took out his peepee
And woke up with a handfull of goo
Put your foot on the rock!
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ohh!

There once was some freaks from L.A. (and what'd they do?)
Who came to New York to play (yeah?)
They was busted by the pussy posse (pussy who?)
And the prosecutor popped them in the pen

There once was some freaks from L.A.
Who came to New York to play (say somethin' nasty)
They was busted by the pussy posse
And the prosecutor popped them in the pen

Get off your ass and jam!
Oh they call me the kid
Let's get it on, y'all

If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home (come on baby!)

If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home
(x4)

It's only rock n' roll

If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home
(x5)

Now, what did you say?

If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home
(x6)
{spoken:}
(turn the drums up a little for me...yeah!)
(We're gonna do it one more time, and I want everybody)
(Y'all ready?)
(Are you ready? I'm ready?)
(Hit it!)

{sung:}
If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home
(x15)
(come here, ladies. Move in close!)

Till the day my suspicions are gone
I won't have to hear my friends try and tell me I'm wrong
Till the day my suspicions are gone
I won't have to hear my friends try and tell me I'm wrong

I'm never gonna tell it
I'm never gonna tell it
I'm never gonna say that you're doing me wrong
or admit that my trust in you is gone
You'll never find out we're not getting along
I'm never gonna tell it
Oh no
No one's ever gonna know it
Cause I'm never gonna show it
Until the day my suspicions are gone
I won't have to hear my friends try and tell me I'm wrong
They'll always think that we are getting along
I'm never gonna tell it
Oh no

No one's ever gonna see that you put me down girl
You been a runaround girl
a playgirl
a hip-hooray girl
but there's gonna be a change in your foolish ways girl
This dog will have his day oh boy girl
It'll be my victory

I'm never gonna tell it
I'm never gonna tell it
I'm never gonna say that you're doing me wrong
or admit that my trust in you is gone
They'll never find out we're not getting along
I'm never gonna tell it

No one's ever gonna know it
Cause I'm never gonna show it
Until the day my suspicions are gone
I won't have to hear my friends try and tell me I'm wrong
They'll always think that we are getting along
I'm never gonna tell it
Oh no

No one's ever gonna say that you put me down girl
You been a runaround girl
a playgirl
a hip-hooray girl
but there's gonna be a change in your foolish ways girl
This dog will have his day oh boy girl
It'll be my victory

I'm never gonna tell it
Said I ain't gonna speak on it
Until the day my suspicions are gone
I won't have to hear my friends try and tell me I'm wrong
Until the day my suspicions are gone
I won't have to hear my friends try and tell me I'm wrong

I'm not gonna speak on it
Until the day my suspicions are gone
I won't have to hear my friends try and tell me I'm wrong
Until the day my suspicions are gone
I won't have to hear my friends try and tell me I'm wrong
Until the day my suspicions are gone
I won't have to hear my friends try and tell me I'm wrong
Until the day my suspicions are gone
I won't have to hear my friends try and tell me I'm wrong
Until the day my suspicions are gone
I won't have to hear my friends try and tell me I'm wrong
Until the day my suspicions are gone
I won't have to hear my friends try and tell me I'm wrong
Until the day my suspicions are gone
I won't have to hear my friends try and tell me I'm wrong
Until the day my suspicions are gone
I won't have to hear my friends try and tell me I'm wrong
Until the day my suspicions are gone
I won't have to hear my friends try and tell me I'm wrong
Until the day my suspicions are gone
I won't have to hear my friends try and tell me I'm wrong
Until the day my suspicions are gone
I won't have to hear my friends try and tell me I'm wrong
Until the day my suspicions are gone
I won't have to hear my friends try and tell me I'm wrong
Until the day my suspicions are gone
I won't have to hear my friends try and tell me I'm wrong
Until the day my suspicions are gone
I won't have to hear my friends try and tell me I'm wrong
Until the day my suspicions are gone
I won't have to hear my friends try and tell me I'm wrong
Until the day my suspicions are gone
I won't have to hear my friends try and tell me I'm wrong
Until the day my suspicions are gone
I won't have to hear my friends try and tell me I'm wrong
Until the day my suspicions are gone
I won't have to hear my friends try and tell me I'm wrong

Ah ah, say yeah, say yeah
How do you view you?
Can you see what's going down in you?
How do you view you?

Can you really relate to what we're programmed to do?
Say yeah, say yeah
Ever know someone that takes personal the rain?
Say yeah, who sees a glass as half-empty rather than half-full?
Ooh, la da da da da da da da de da

How do you view you?
Oh, do thoughts of you make you high or shy?
How do you view you?

Wouldn't you rather fly than die?
Say yeah
Ever know someone that takes personal the rain?
Say yeah, say yeah, say yeah, say yeah

Who sees a glass as half-empty rather than half-full
Ooh, say yeah
Ever know someone that takes personal the rain?
Ooh oh ooh oh, oh yeah, oh yeah

How do you view you?
Di di di di di di di di di di do do do
Say yeah, everybody say yeah
Ooh oh, ooh oh

She's bad! The girl is bad!
Bad! The lady is bad!

Now the kid was kick-back, lining the cut
Eatin' some fish and chips
And this freaky little groupie
>From the funky side of town
Begin to give him some lip
She was babblin' about how bad, ah
She could do the bump
The kid said on the real side of things
Bertha, you got too much rump to bump!

Move, your sexy body
Baby, let me see you move it all across the floor
Move, your sexy body
Every time you wiggle you hear the men holler for more

The girl is bad!

I'm on the ten most wanted list
I've got it dead in the groove
My face is on every wanted poster in town
For the way I move (move)
I'm public enemy #1 (your sexy body)
To the undisco scene
And, kid, if you don't get up your you-know-what and dance with me
(everytime you wiggle you hear the mean holler for more)
I'm gonna be forced to get mean

The kid was cool
He was no fool
He said, "Get the funk off case"
Without missing a beat
Snatchin' him to his feet
She bumped him all in the face

Now the kid was teasin'
He was definitely uncool
Trying to get some hat?
(move your sexy body)
And she bumped him right back
(baby let me see you move it all across the floor)

Move, your sexy body
Baby, let me see you move it on the disco floor
Move, your sexy body
Move your body
Close to mine

Bad! The girl is bad!
Bad! Bad!
Bad! The lady is bad!
Bad! She's bad!

He scream, he shout (move your sexy body)
She turned that sucker out
He scream, he shout (move your sexy body)
She turned that sucker out
Extra, extra, read all about it (move your body)
We got a brand new thang
Makin' headline news (close to mine)
Extra, extra, read all about it
We got a brand new thang
Makin' headline news

Move your sexy body
Baby, let me see you move it all across the floor
Glide, your slender body
Every time you wiggle, make the men holler for more
Bad! The girl is bad
Real bad! She's bad!
Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!

He scream, he shout
She turned that mother out
He scream, he shout
She turned that sucker out
He scream, he shout (move your sexy body)
She turned that sucker out
He scream, he shout
She turned that sucker out (close to mine)
He scream, he shout (move your sexy body)
She turned that sucker out
Bad! The girl is bad!
Bad! She's bad!
Bad! She's bad!
Bad! (every time she wiggle, she make the kid holler for more) Bad!
Move your sexy body
Baby, let me see you move it all across the floor
Glide your slender body
Baby, when you move, you make the men holler for more
Glide your slender body
Every time you wiggle, you make the men giggle for more
She's bad, the girl is bad!
Every time she wiggle, she make the kid holler for more
Glide your sexy body
Baby let me see you dancing on the disco floor

Ah-ah-yeah
Every time she wiggle, she make the kid holler for more
(x6)

Come plaaaaaaaay
In a nappy dugout

Come plaaaaaaaay
In a nappy dugout

Here it come again
whee hee hee hee
Fun in the dugout!
Say what?
Sang!

Come play
in the nappy dugout

Come play
in the nappy dugout

Stand up
Shake it
Break it down one time
Watch me

Come play
in the nappy dugout

Everybody do it this time
Come play
in the nappy dugout
Come play
in the nappy dugout
hey!

Come play
in the nappy dugout
Come play
in the nappy dugout
Come play
in the nappy dugout
Come play
in the nappy dugout

oh oh oh yeah
in the nappy dugout

come play
in the nappy dugout

oh oh oh yeah
in the nappy dugout

come play
in the nappy dugout

What you mean by a dugout?
oh oh oh yeah
in the nappy dugout

Sitting here with a broken heart
wishing you'd come home oh
Sitting here with breakin' hearts
I just can't go on
Oh!

Grief has got a hold on me
I can't think for myself
It's all because that woman of mine
Making love to someone else

I'm turnin' green from bein' blue
Without your face around
You found another to do your lovin'
And me you have put down
And I'm

Sitting here with a broken heart
wishing you'd come home oh
Sitting here with breakin' hearts
I just can't go on

ooooooooh!

I'm trudging water all through the house
I thought it was from my leakin' sink
I phoned the plumber to rush right over
and see if he could fix this leak

He rushed right over and he took a look
And much to my surprise
He said "My son it's not your sink,
It's teardrops from your eyes"
Oh!

Sitting here with a broken heart
wishing you'd come home oh
Sitting here with breakin' hearts
I just can't go on

You can't miss what you can't measure
That's what they tried to make me see
(Shorties?!?) around I know for sure
What's in store for me

Sitting here with a broken heart
wishing you'd come home oh
Sitting here with breakin' hearts
I just can't go on

Aaaaaaaaaaah!

I chew my nails off one by one
I only got one to go
Unless I get what I been missin'
Nails I'll have no more
My nerves are shot I smoke a lot
in my loneliness
And until I see your face once again
my lonely heart won't rest
And I'm

Sitting here with a broken heart
wishing you'd come home oh
Sitting here with breakin' hearts
I just can't go on

Sitting here with a broken heart
wishing you'd come home oh
Sitting here with breakin' hearts
I just can't go on

You can't miss what you can't measure
That's what they tried to make me see
But as long as (Shorties?!?) are around
I know what's in store for me

You can't miss what you can't measure
That's what they tried to make me see
(Shorties?!?) around I know for sure
What's in store for me

You can't miss what you can't measure
That's what they tried to make me see
(Shorties?!?) around I know for sure
What's in store for me

February 12th, 1973
The prayers of thousands were answered
The war was over and the first of the prisoners returned
Needless to say it was the happiest day in up to thirteen years for most
Others, the real nightmare had just begun
The nightmare of readjustment
and for those, we will pray

ah aaaooooahaha ooooo
Woah oh oah
Woah oh oah
Whoa oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh woah

Woah oh oah
Woah oh oah
Whoa oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh woah

Woah oh oah
Woah oh oah
Whoa oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh woah

Woah oh oah
Woah oh oah
Whoa oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh woah

Woah oh oah
Woah oh oah
Whoa oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh woah

Father, bless the soldier who has returned home from the war
He has fought with all his might
yet he knew not for what or who he was fighting for
Death waited in the shadows
as he crawled by night for his country
his enemies was many
including the habit he still cannot break
Father, we pray that we might understand what has happened to his mind
and help us understand his reaction to the changes that has taken place here at home
And Father, smile upon us with your grace, for we will need you more than ever
help him understand that when his loved ones remarried
they were truly under the impression that he was dead
and would never return
Oh Lord, we pray

And Father, why must wars be fought?
Someone said this war ended with "Peace with Honor"
but can that truly be?
Is there such a thing?
Thousands of boys gave their life, and for what?
Do anybody know?

Oh Lord, give us the strength to undertand ourselves
For we are a mysterious animal
Man
And as the boys march home to the witch's castle
They will all need your help
I can hear them calling, calling out to you Father
for there is no one else that can help
Smile upon us, oh Lord
For we are very weak
Very weak
Very Weak
Very weak
Very weak

I don't want a love
that's burnin' fast
Ten to one
Ah that it won't last
Now I take a love
that's burnin' slow
Then bend an eye
and watch it grow

Let's make it last
Let's make it good
Let's make it last
Let's make it good
Whoa Lord

I don't want a love
Like apple pie
good while it lasts
Aww when it's gone you wanna cry
I don't want a love
like sunny day
out come the clouds
chase it away

Let's make it last
Let's make it good
Let's make it last
Let's make it good

Whoa Lord!

Whooooooooa
Whoa Lord

I don't want a love
like a race car
Hey, win today
and lose tomorrow
I don't want a love
that's burnin' fast
ten to one, hey baby
It won't last

Ahhh, ahh-ah-ahhhhh, hear my mother call
Ahhh, ahh-ah-ahhhhh, hear my mother call

I was one of five born to my mother
An older sister and three young brothers
We've seen it hard, we've seen it kind of rough
But always with a smile, she was sure to try to hide
The fact from us that life was really tough

I can hear my mother call
I can hear my mother call (Ahhh, ahh-ah-ahhhhh)
Late at night I hear her call
Oh lord, lord I hear her call
She said, "Father, father it's for the kids (Ahhh, ahh-ah-ahhhhh)
Any and every thing I did.
Please, please don't judge me too strong.
Lord knows I meant no wrong.
Lord knows I meant no wrong."

Then the devil sang

"Would you like to dance with me? (Ooh-ahh-ooh)
We're doin' the cosmic slop." (Ooh-ahh-ooh)
(x3)

She was well known through the ghetto
Tricks would come and then they'd go
The neighbors would talk and call her Jezebel
But always with a smile, she was sure to try to hide
The fact from us that she was catching hell, hey!

Hear my mother call
I can hear my mother call (Ahhh, ahh-ah-ahhhhh)
Late at night I hear her call
Oh lord, lord I hear her call
She says, "Father, father it's for the kids (Ahhh, ahh-ah-ahhhhh)
Any and every thing I did.
Please, please don't judge me too strong.
Lord knows I meant no wrong.
Lord knows I meant no wrong."
Lord!

(Ahhh, ahh-ah-ahhhhh)
Hear my mother call
(Ahhh, ahh-ah-ahhhhh)
Hear my mother call
She says, "Father, father it's for the kids (ooh-ah-ooh)
Any and every thing I did. (ooh-ah-ooh)
Please, please don't judge me too strong.
Hear my mother call (ooh-ah-ooh)
Hear my mother call (Ahhh, ahh-ah-ahhhhh)
I can hear my mother call (Ahhh, ahh-ah-ahhhhh)
Heyyyyyyy! Heyyyy!
Mother!
I can hear my mother call (ooh-ah-ooh)
I can hear my mother call (ooh-ah-ooh)
Mother, mother

Late at night
Late at night
Calling me
Mother
I can hear my
I can hear my mother calling me
Late at night I hear my mother
Late at night I hear my mother
Heyyyyyyy!
Heyyyyyy-ayyy!

Ah, I awakened from a wet dream in which I was wetless
My imagination could no longer take me there
So I slid into my copping haberdashery
And gave into the original jones: sex

Now my sexy jones was below sea level
The hornies occupied my being
I was at that stage where most men would say
"Hey ho, it's your life or your legs"
but I was cooler than that
She said, "No compute".

I spotted a lady who was also on the prowl
I could tell by her makeup
plus the scent was there
So I sashayed over to her and, uh
Spoke of my plan
She screamed and said, "Are you asking to make love to me?"
I said, "Is pig what's in pork?
Or are you gonna play hard
after all the trouble you went through to get chosen?"
She said, ah, "No compute".

Finally, she said, "Uh, I could, uh, probably go for what you're talking about
But it's really about my birth control pills."
I said, "All looks are not alike, all holes are not a crack."
When in doubt vamp, or at least ad-lib
"And of course, you know, spit don't make babies."
She smiled and said, "No compute".
But I could tell she was getting in to it
So off we went
There was fun to be had, love to be made

"Strange", I said to myself, as I laid smoking a last joint before the technic easing of sleep
"What a man will go for when the hornies set in."
Well suddenly, as she laid there, mouth half open, wig half off, snoring, breath smelling like a 1948 Buick
I was sick with the guilties, and she smiled in her sleep
As if to say, "All looks are not alike, all holes are not a crack."

Are you mad, at me, darling?
Are you sorry that we, we, we met?
Have you learned to love another?
Has he told you to for, for-for-forget
But no other heart can love you
Like this broken heart
Of mine

Yeah, I've been diggin' on your vibes lately
(this broken heart of mine)
Yes, and you've been finding more faults
Than Carter got liver pills
(broken)
And I'm hip to all that Gemini material laying around
(this broken heart of mine)
heh
And I ain't no Gemini
(broken broken)
I just want to make sure you ain't half-steppin'
(this broken heart of mine) and short-strokin'
Can you get to that?

Well, no other heart can love you
Like this broken heart of mine
Like this broken heart
Of mine

Your Honor, I didn't do it
I didn't pimp her just for money
What's wrong with making her call me daddy?

Your Honor, I didn't do it
Oh, Your Honor, she didn't like it
I don't care what she said
I didn't make her sell head
Your Honor, I didn't do it

The judge and jury just frowned at me
They said, "For exploiting your lady
Just for a payday is a sin and you will pay"

When getting over is high above your head
And gettin' high can get you dead
What are you supposed to do?

I didn't pimp her to support my high
Pick up my car and keep me flyin'
No, Your Honor, I did not do it

The judge and jury still frowned
(Your Honor)
And said, "Ten to twenty"
Your Honor, I still did not do it
Your Honor

This old heart
Couldn't stand the strain
This old heart
Couldn't stand the pain

I've got the strangest feeling you've grown tired of me
Something that was ours has gone and made you unhappy
What's wrong, baby?

Complainin' by the day, I can feel the change
I've been working down south for ?
And you're convinced that I'm to blame
What's wrong, baby?

'Cause this old heart is not in shape
This old heart couldn't stand the strain
This old man is going insane
You're taking your love away

I'm losing you, I don't know why
Tell me what can I do
I don't want to say anything
Just to hold on to you
Dig it, baby

Lover's words are so unfair
To make everybody kiss
I don't know but I've been told
Make ? this
Dig it, baby

'Cause this old heart is not in shape, oh no
This old heart couldn't stand the strain
This old man is going insane

Don't do it (don't!)
Don't do it (don't!)
Don't take your love away (mama don't take it away!)
(x4)

Heeeyyyy!
(x2)

(Everybody say it, come on!)
Don't do it (don't!)
Don't do it (don't!)
Don't take your love away (mama don't take it away!)
(x5)
Don't do it (please don't take it away)
Don't do it (well!)
Don't take your love away

{spoken:}
A luscious bitch she is, true
But it's not nice to fool mother nature
The proud mother of god like all ho's
Is jealous of her own shadow
Who is this young Vic Tanny bitch
Who wish to be queen for a day?
Who would sacrifice the great grandsons and daughters of her jealous mother
By sucking their brain until their ability to think was amputated
By pimping their instincts
Until they were fat, horny and strung-out
In a neurotic attempt to be queen of the universe
Who is this bitch?
{sung:}
Red hot mama from Louisiana
Thumbin' her way to Savannah
She been cooped up too long
Red hot mama lookin' to the city
Taxi dancers and big time spenders
She's been groovin'
Red hot mama was gettin' down
Scoping the places where fun to be found
She was smokin'
Ride on, red hot mama
Girl, you sure look good to me
Ride on, red hot mama
Girl, you sure look good to me
Ride on, red hot mama
Girl, you sure look good to me
Ride on, red hot mama
Girl, you sure look good to me
Red hot mama was really bad
She was badder than bad, bad as she want to be
Red hot mama was a real gas
Doin' it good and doing it fast
She was smokin'
Whoa, {etc}!
Ride on red hot mama
Girl, you sure look good to me
Ride on red hot mama
Girl, you sure look good to me
(Come on baby!)
Ride on red hot mama
Girl, you sure look good to me
(Right on!)
Ride on red hot mama
Girl, you sure look good to me
Be my dog!
You look good, girl
Carry on!
Hey!
Get funky?
Hey baby
Be my dog
Come on, baby!
Red hot mama
Right on
Play, boy-a

Hey baby, be my dog!
Owwww
Alice in my fantasies, uh
Promised to do all kind of freaky things to me
Said she would, uh, suck my soul, if I'd lick her emotion
The freak said I would even owe her my devotion

She said she'd, uh, cover me with, uh, strawberries
And pretend that I'm a shortcake
I said, "Uh, not by the hair of my chinny chin chin"

OWWW
Yeah
Hey

Alice in my fantasies
Promised to do all kind of things to me
Said she would, uhh, suck my soul if I'd lick her emotion
And that I would even owe her my devotion

I saidm "Uh, lady, be my dog and I'll be your tree
And you can pee on me."
Mama said never eat yellow snow
So away we go!

Huh, huh, huhh, huhh, huhh, huuuuuuhhh, huuuuhhhh!!!! Heyyy!!!

Be my dog
Hey
Baby
They call it mental masturbation
Trained in meditation(?)

I'll stay
I'll stay for she'll be coming back
You know her head went out to play
but she'll get over that
I know that my reward
When she returns
Woo woo
Keeps me hanging on
I'll stay

I'll stay
though friends they ridicule
You know for her there is no substitute
Talk I can endure (I must endure)
But that's alright
mother says "Son"
Know my reward
When she returns (whoo whoo)
(when she thinks she wants to come home)
She'll still come home whoa
Keeps me hanging on
I'll stay

Ba ba-ba-ba
ba-ba-ba
ba ba ooo ooo ooo ooo
Ba ba-ba-ba
ba-ba-ba
ba ba ooo ooo ooo ooo
Ba ba-ba-ba
ba-ba-ba
ba ba dooo ooo ooo ooo
(continues)

You know her head went out to play
That's all right
The girl will get over that
Lord, my reward is gonna be much greater
Every night, lord, is gonna replace her
And if another girl decides she wants to come home
Wait right there
Wait right here
Wait right here
I ain't goin' nowhere
Wait right here
Wait right here
I'm gonna stand right here
On this ground and wait
Hey hey hey hey

say knowing knowing my reward
(grunting and sputtering)

I just want to say
that I love your sexy ways
I love you girl
Oh I love you girl
I just want to say
That I need you in so many ways
baby you're a turn on
oh you turn me on

I love all of you
you sure enough got a lot
I want to help you use
what you got

I, oh I
I, oh I
baby


I just want to say
that I love your sexy ways
come on and thrill me mama
oh thrill me girl
I just want to say
that I need you in so many ways
I just want to ffffeeeeeewwwww
all over you

I love all of you
you sure enough got a lot
I want to help you use
what you got

I, Oh I
(heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!)
I, Oh I

I, Oh I
De de de de dedodedo deedeedeedoo
I, oh I
De de de de dedodedo deedeedeedoo
I, oh I
De de de de dedodedo deedeedeedoo
Oh baby
I love you girl
Oh I love you girl
I just want to say that
I need you in so many ways
Baby you're a turn on
you turn me on
you sure do turn me on

I love all of you
you sure enough got a lot
I want to help you use
what you got

I, oh I
I, oh I
(please)
De de de de dedodedo deedeedeedoo (sing)
I, oh I (do)
De de de de dedodedo deedeedeedoo (sing)
I, oh I (aaaaaaaah baby)
De de de de dedodedo deedeedeedoo (now)
(baby) I, oh I (baby)

Hey lady, won't you be my dog
and I'll be your tree
and you can pee on me

Hey lady, won't you be my dog
and I'll be your tree
and you can pee on me

Hey lady, won't you be my dog
and I'll be your tree
and you can pee on me

we will do you no harm
other than pee in your afro

Hey lady, won't you be my dog
and I'll be your tree
and you can pee on me

Even if you don't dig it
don't mean it's not the thing or thing to do
Could be just for you

Even if you don't feel it
right now don't mean someday
it'll turn you out
you'll be outta sight

You really shouldn't oughtta fight it
the music is designed to do no harm
It's just for you

With just a little bit of effort
I can he will we might just turn you on

Even if you don't admit it
the time for change is here and here we are
We're just for you
Stick us in your ear and dig us
One time One time One time One time and see
We're just for you

You really shouldn't oughtta fight it
the music is designed to do no harm
It's just for you
With just a little bit of effort
I can he will we might just turn you on

Music is designed to free your funky mind
We have come to help you cope
Out into another reality
You will be
Through our music we bring you hope

Us is what time it is

PEOPLE! Whatcha doing?
Standing on the verge of getting it on
Really gettin' it on

PEOPLE! Whatcha doing?
Standing on the verge of getting it on
Really gettin' it on

PEOPLE! Whatcha doing?
Standing on the verge of getting it on
Really gettin' it on

Song out tonight
Oh my soul is out tonight
there's a song out tonight
Y'all come on

Song out tonight
Oh my soul is out tonight
there's a song out tonight
Y'all come on

(One more time!)

Song out tonight
Oh my soul is out tonight
there's a song out tonight
Y'all come on

Us is what time it is

Even if you don't dig it
don't mean it's not the thing or thing to do
Could be just for you

You really shouldn't oughtta fight it
the music is designed to do no harm
We're just for you

PEOPLE! Whatcha doing?
Standing on the verge of getting it on
Really gettin' it on

PEOPLE! Whatcha doing?
Standing on the verge of getting it on
Really gettin' it on

PEOPLE! Doin, yeah!
Standing on the verge of getting it on
Really gettin' it on

PEOPLE! Whatcha doing, yeah?
Standing on the verge of getting it on
Really gettin' it on

Standing on the verge of getting it on
Really gettin' it on

Jimmy's got a little bit of bitch in him
The bitch in him upsets the Jim
Jimmy's got a little bit of bitch in him
The bitch in him outweighs the Jim
Jimmy's got a little bit of she in he
but when he pee
he see

Reality can be ah, stiff sometimes
but then again it can be flexible
depending on the angle of the dangle
increased by the heat of the meat
and with the proposition that all men are not created equal
So why frown?
Yeah, even the sun go down
We'll call it mixed emotions for now
Play on, Jimmy

Jimmy's got a little bit of bitch in him
The bitch in him upsets the Jim
Jimmy's got a little bit of bitch in him
The bitch in him outweighs the Jim
Jimmy's got a little bit of she in he
but when he pee
he see

Reality can be ah, hard
Then again, it can be swinging
Like I said, depending on the angle of the dangle
Increased by the heat of the meat
and with the proposition that all men are not created equal
So why frown?
Even the sun go down
We'll call it mixed emotions for now

Jimmy's got a little bit of bitch in him
The bitch in him
Upsets the Jim
Jimmy's got a little bit of bitch in him
The bitch in him
Outweighs the Jim

Travel like a king
Listen to the inner voice
A higher wisdom is at work for you
Conqering the stumbling blocks come easier
When the conqueror is in tune with the infinite
Every ending is a new beginning
Life is an endless unfoldment
Change your mind, and you change your relation to time

You can find the answer
The solution lies within the problem
The answer is in every question
Dig it?
An attitude is all you need to rise and walk away
Inspire yourself
Your life is yours
It fits you like your skin

The oak sleeps in the acorn
The giant sequoia tree sleeps in its tiny seed
The bird waits in the egg
God waits for his unfoldment in man
Fly on children
Play on

You gravitate to that which you secretly love most
You meet in life the exact reproduction of your own thoughts
There is no chance, coincidence or accident
In a world ruled by law and divine order
You rise as high as your dominant aspiration
You descend to the level of your lowest concept of your self
Free your mind and your ass will follow

The infinite intelligence within you knows the answers
Its nature is to respond to your thoughts
Be careful of the thought-seeds you plant in the garden of your mind
For seeds grow after their kind

Play on children

Every thought felt as true
Or allowed to be accepted as true by your conscious mind
Take roots in your subconscious
Blossoms sooner or later into an act
And bears its own fruit
Good thoughts bring forth good fruit
Bullshit thoughts rot your meat
Think right and you can fly
The kingdom of heaven is within
Free your mind, your ass will follow

Play on children
So long lady

Yeah

I'm going to give you what you're here for I've got the means to take you there
I'm not here to kill you softly
But I promise to be good to your earhole

Put your hands together, come on and stomp your feet
" " Lord!
Put your hands together, come on and get in beat
There's a good time waiting for you, come on and let's get free

Mashing your brain like silly putty
Leaving you in a better frame of mind
Drowning out the voices that bug you
But I promise to be good to your earhole

Put your hands together, come on and stomp your feet
" " Lord!
Put your hands together, come on and get in beat
There's a good time waiting for you, come on and let's get free

I'm not here to kill you softly
But I promise to be good to your earhole

Put your hands together, come on and stomp your feet
" " Lord!
Put your hands together, come on and get in beat
There's a good time waiting for you, come on and let's get free

Pleasure's the motivation for the human race
Everything starts and ends with sex and appeal
Feeling good is the bait, Satan uses to fish for you and me
Comfort is the poison when it's the spirit he wants to kill

There's a tidal wave of mysticism
Surging through our jet-aged generation
It's all designed to take us to the sky

There's such a need for us to feel nice and it's getting better
We got to have it more than we ought to
The preacher keeps promisin' satisfaction
The ladies keep giving up the gratifaction
You know what? I'm feeling better by the pound

There's a tidal wave of mysticism
Surging through our jet-aged generation
It's all designed to take us to the sky

You know what? I'm feeling better by the pound
I'm feeling better by the pound

Joyful is the hocus pocus that's haunting all mankind
Said he couldn't be what he needs to be you see
He and only he is free
Well, he who is truly free
Say, free from the need to be free

There's a tidal wave of mysticism
Surging through our jet-aged generation
It's all designed to take us to the sky

{Bootsy}:
Hello beach, I suppose you know this is those crazios calling,
Uh, long distance baby.
I'd just like to be your bridge over troubled waters mama
Dig...while I smoke on it.

Come Saturday night
When all the world is counting sheep I'll count the moments
'Till I have to leave your side
Come Saturday night
When all but the moon is fast asleep I'll watch the sun rise
And leap into your eyes

She's a lot of fun. She likes to come on much too strong
She's a lot of fun. Think that she's the only freak been born
As a matter of fact, she's not the only sand at the beach
Or to be exact, there's a whole lot of beaches

{Bootsy}:
Mama, be my beach
Ahhh...I'd just like to say, baby
Oh, I just feel so good just being able to talk to you for a while, uh
Maybe you remember the last time we was together
And how you rubbed me on my head, uh
Oh baby it felt so good...you make me wanna say oh baby!

Come 4th of July
When all the vultures wait in line I'll wait in limbo
To lay upon your bod
Come 4th of July
When all the vultures wait in line to cop their suntans
And lay upon your bod

She's a lot of fun. She likes to come on much too strong
She's a lot of fun. Think that she's the only freak been born
As a matter of fact, she's not the only sand at the beach
Or to be exact, there's a whole lot of beaches

{Bootsy}:
Mama be my beach, beach
Uh...what's in the sand, uh beach?
Uh, maybe seashells of a clover...or something
And maybe a few octo-pupupupupupusses-uh
Oh I'm walking over your board

Hi-ya! {"oh yeah" played backwards}
Hey Sloofus, (yeah!) tell us something good, let's take it to the stage, sucker
Have no fear, (get it on!) MacFunk is here. Ha!
Doin' it to the max
Slick Brick! How's your loose booty?
Laughin' atcha
Let me tighten it up
Get it on
Yeah

Everybody funking and don't know how
They shoulda seen the bull when he funked the cow
He funked her so hard they saw some smoke
He said, let's get in the bed and funk like folks
Laughin' at ya (ha!)
Funk used to be a bad word

Chorus:
(sung by the group, interspersed with stuff from George and others)
Sittin in the woods upon a log
Finger on the trigger
My eyes on a hog
And I sat back.
Laughin atcha!

(Say it loud!)
Sittin in the woods upon a log
(I'm funky and I'm proud)
Finger on the trigger
My eyes on a hog
And I sat back
(Talking 'bout you the Godfather)
Laughin atcha!
(Godmother!)
Sittin in the woods upon a log
(Grandfather! Heh!)
Finger on the trigger
(Fool and the Gang!)
My eyes on a hog
And I sat back.
(They call us the funk mob!)
Laughin atcha!
(Dig!)
(Get it on)

Little miss muffet sat on her tuffet snorting some THC
Along came a spider, slid down beside her
Said: what's in the bag bitch
She said I'm laughin' at ya, ha, ha!
(Hey Fool and the Gang!)
Funk used to be a bad word
(Let's get it on! Let's take it to the stage)
Motherfunk you
Hit it!

Sittin in the woods upon a log
(Good god!)
Finger on the trigger
My eyes on a hog
And I sat back.
(Earth, hot air, and no fire)
Laughin atcha!
(They call us the funk mob)
Ha, ha, ha, ha!

Sittin in the woods upon a log
Finger on the trigger
My eyes on a hog
And I sat back.
(In your loose booty)
Laughin atcha!
(Ha! Dig)
Slick and the family brick...whatcha you doing?
Let's take it higher
Hey Sloofus...tell us something good
Ha ha ha!

(Laaaallala, lalalala) Those Crazios (Crazios!)
" " New type thing (New type thing)
" " Brand new funk (Brand new funk)
Ha!
Crazier than a sex maniac in a whorehouse with a credit card!

Say it loud, I'm funky and I'm proud (doing it to death!)
Say it loud, I'm funky and I'm proud (ha ha ha!)

Sittin in the woods upon a log
(Get it!)
(Hey Sloofus!)
Finger on the trigger
My eyes on a hog
(Tell us something good)
And I sat back.
(Let's take it to the stage)
Laughin atcha!

(Funk used to be a bad word!)
(Hey where's the godfather at?)
Sittin in the woods upon a log
Finger on the trigger
(Now everybody trying to get down)
My eyes on a hog
And I sat back.
(Tell him, when in doubt, vamp!)
Laughin atcha!
(Ha, ha, ha!)
(On the one!)

Sittin in the woods upon a log
(Tricky Dick wasn't worried about no incriminating Watergate)
Finger on the trigger
My eyes on a hog
(Information being on those tapes)
And I sat back.
(That sucker didn't want y'all to dig on him trying to cop)
Laughin atcha!
(An ounce of that p-blow!)

Sittin in the woods upon a log
(Now he's a-laughin' at you...yeah)
Finger on the trigger
My eyes on a hog
And I sat back.
(They call us the funk mob)
Laughin atcha!
('Cuz they funky in the White House too.)
(Let's take it to the stage, y'all)
(Hit it)

You came along just in time my love
Self pity had got me down
You saved me from me, and from the bottom of my heart
Baby I owe you something good

You came (you came)
And you saw (you saw)
Don't you know that you conquered (conquered) whoa, my heart (my heart)
Just like the Romans said
To the victors belong, belong, belong the spoils

Unreluctantly I submit. My heart told me that I should
(So) so enriched was my reward
Baby I owe you something good

I've loved (I've loved) and I've lost (I've lost) but that's alright
I blame, I blame, I blame, (I blame) myself (myself)
While this old heart of mine, Lord, it refuse
To love, to love, to love anyone else

And then you came and rectified
All the love this old heart had been denied
Then you saved me like you said you would
For this, I owe you something good

Unreluctantly, I submit
My heart told me that I should
Then you came along and saved me like you said you would
For this I owe you something good

I'm going to ease in on your beat
I'm going to shuffle when I move my feet
I'm gonna stuff your stuff with thang
Until I make your whole thang twang
I'm going to do things to your stuff (stuffs and things and things and stuff)

I got my guitar by my side
I got a band full of music, let's take a ride
I'll be flying somewhere in the stratosphere
But at the same time I'll be right here
Doing my utmost to your stuff (stuff and things and things and stuff things)

I'm going to move in on your groove
I'm gonna syncopate, good god!, I'm gonna be so cool
I'm gonna stuff your stuff with thangs
Until I make your whole thang twang
I'm gonna do things to your stuff (s & t and t & s)

I'm getting to your stuff when I get into my thing
I'm being in your stuff when I get into my thing
I'm gonna snuff your stuff when I get into my thing
I'm getting to your stuff when I get into my thing

{repeat 1st verse}
{repeat 2nd verse, fade}

There is a song that I sing whenever I'm sad, feeling bad
There is a place in my head that I go when I'm feeling low

I can trust in the melody, in this song I can find me
Ever since I lost you, I've been so lost too
In our love there is harmony, and I want to see this love through with you

There is a song you can sing
When the love you had is love gone bad
There is a place you can go
There's a quiet place...all you gotta do is space

There is a song that I sing whenever I'm sad, feeling bad
There is a place in my head that I go, when I'm feeling low

To my song I can relate and I don't got to syncopate
Every word is in time, on time, at all times
In our love there is harmony, and I want to see this love through with you

There is a song you can sing whenever you're sad, feeling bad
There is a quiet place, you can go, when you're feeling low

There is a song you can sing
When the love you had is love gone bad
There is a place you can go
There's a quiet place...all you gotta do is space

There is a song that I sing whenever I'm sad, feeling bad
There is a place in my head that I go, when I'm feeling low

{repeat to fade}

Good evening, boys and girls
Welcome to another evening of
"I hate that word called dick"
It goes like this:

I hate that word called "dick"
It sounds so awfully thick
So I think I'll call it "prick"
'Cause I hate that word called "dick".

Ha ha ha ha!

I hate that word called "pussy"
It sounds so awful squishy
So I guess I'll call it "clit"
'Cause I hate that word called "pussy".

Ha ha ha ha!

Hey baby, be my dog!
Owwww
Alice in my fantasies, uh
Promised to do all kind of freaky things to me
Said she would, uh, suck my soul, if I'd lick her emotion
The freak said I would even owe her my devotion

She said she'd, uh, cover me with, uh, strawberries
And pretend that I'm a shortcake
I said, "Uh, not by the hair of my chinny chin chin"

OWWW
Yeah
Hey

Alice in my fantasies
Promised to do all kind of things to me
Said she would, uhh, suck my soul if I'd lick her emotion
And that I would even owe her my devotion

I saidm "Uh, lady, be my dog and I'll be your tree
And you can pee on me."
Mama said never eat yellow snow
So away we go!

Huh, huh, huhh, huhh, huhh, huuuuuuhhh, huuuuhhhh!!!! Heyyy!!!

Be my dog
Hey
Baby
They call it mental masturbation
Trained in meditation(?)

{spoken}
Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up.
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit.

Come on Maggot Brain
Go on Maggot Brain

Now I'm a tom cat and you're the pussycat
And I'm just sittin' here, licking my paw
Now I'm the tom cat and you're my little old pussycat
Why don't you scratch me on my back with your claw?

Hey fellas!
Your eyes may shine, your teeth may grit
But none of my kitty-cat you're going to get
Put your foot on the rock
Good god!

I don't know, but I've been told
That dogs are man's best friend
Wild and warm is my baby's love
My kitten is where it's at

And I call my baby pussycat
I spell it p-u-s-s-y c-a-t (oww)
Said I call my baby pussycat
I spell it p-u-s-s-y c-a-t

Ininvited into my brain her body creeps at will
Making love unto my thoughts
That my purple mind can feel
Pussycat, pussycat is her name
I'll tell you no lie
Pussycat, pussycat is her name
Ask me again and I'll tell you the same

And I call my baby pussycat
I spell it p-u-s-s-y c-a-t (hey)
Said I call my baby pussycat
I spell it p-u-s-s-y c-a-t

Whoa-ha-hey
Whoa-ha-ha (good god)
Whoa-ha-hey
Whoa-ha-ha
(x2)

And I call my baby pussycat
I spell it p-u-s-s-y c-a-t (waaa-hey)
Said I call my baby pussycat
I spell it p-u-s-s-y c-a-t

Now I'm a tom cat and you're the pussycat
And I'm just sittin' here, licking my paw
Now I'm the tom cat and you're my little old pussycat
Why don't you scratch me on my back with your claw?

Hey fellas!
Your eyes may shine, your teeth may grit
But none of my kitty-cat you're going to get
Put your foot on the rock
Good god!

I don't know, but I've been told
That dogs are man's best friend
Wild and warm is my baby's love
My kitten is where it's at

And I call my baby pussycat
I spell it p-u-s-s-y c-a-t (oww)
Said I call my baby pussycat
I spell it p-u-s-s-y c-a-t

Ininvited into my brain her body creeps at will
Making love unto my thoughts
That my purple mind can feel
Pussycat, pussycat is her name
I'll tell you no lie
Pussycat, pussycat is her name
Ask me again and I'll tell you the same

And I call my baby pussycat
I spell it p-u-s-s-y c-a-t (hey)
Said I call my baby pussycat
I spell it p-u-s-s-y c-a-t

Whoa-ha-hey
Whoa-ha-ha (good god)
Whoa-ha-hey
Whoa-ha-ha
(x2)

And I call my baby pussycat
I spell it p-u-s-s-y c-a-t (waaa-hey)
Said I call my baby pussycat
I spell it p-u-s-s-y c-a-t

Damn
Shake your head
Move that head
hnh
Shake your head one more

Everybody's gettin' funky
In the days when the funk was gone
I recall not long ago
When the funk was goin' strong

Now they were rocking upside the wall
(to funky music)
Rockin' out in the hall
(to funky music)
Now they were jumpin' up and having a ball
(to funky music)
Music's got them beggin' for more
Give me more
Give me more
Come on
Give me more
Give me more of that
Good old funky music
yeah
Good old funky music
yeah

Yes indeed they're groovin'
Yes they are doin' to and fro my dear
Yes indeed they're groovin'
to the music that won't lem 'em go

You know they started somewhere round about midnight
(to funky music)
And they rocked through the night until the daylight
(to funky music)
Music that was groovin' my mother (to funky music)
It's groovin' for my sister and brother

Give me more
Give me more
(come on, let's sing it together)
Give me more
Give me more of that
Good old funky music
yeah
Good old funky music
yeah

That old music that was good for my mother
(to funky music)
It's groovin' for my sister and brother
Give me more
Give me more
Give me more
Give me more of that
Good old funky music
yeah
Good old funky music
yeah

Funky dollar bill
U.S. dollar bill
Funky dollar bill
U.S. dollar bill

You go to school
To learn the rules
On how to love and life your life
But think about it twice

The pusher push, the fixer fix
The judge acquits
The junkie leads his life
For the dollar bill
Funky dollar bill
US dollar bill
Funky dollar bill
US dollar bill

You don't buy a life, you live a life
A father learns much too late
He was a-never home
He worked two jobs, never stayed at home
He had to, 'cause
His love life was gone

For the dollar bill
For the dollar bill
For the dollar bill
US dollar bill

It'll buy a war
It will save a land
It pollutes this air
In the name of wealth
It'll buy you life
But not true life
The kind of life
Where the soul is hard
My name is dollar Bill

Funky dollar bill
US dollar bill
Funky dollar bill
US dollar bill
Funky dollar bill
US dollar bill
Funky dollar bill
US dollar bill
Funky dollar bill
US dollar bill
Funky dollar bill
US dollar bill
Funky dollar bill
US dollar bill
Funky dollar bill
US dollar bill

I wanna know if it's good to you, baby
When you do what you do to me
I know that it must have been good to you, baby
Cause it sure feels good to me

I don't know what you been doin
But it's got my whole world groovin
Since we met everything keeps movin
Because of you

Said you blow my mind through sugar cane
You make my heart beat sweeter than
The honey that replaced the rain
Since I met you

I wanna know if it's good to you, baby
When you do what you do to me
I know that it must have been good to you, baby
'Cause it sure feels good to me

Oh! Do you feel the fire in your veins
Every time you call my name?
Do it give you the pleasure
To be the reason for me feeling good

Look out here I come (here I come)
Right back where I started from
Look out here I come
Right back where I started from
Whoa
Yeah
Look out here I come (here I come)
Right back where I started from
Yeah
Look out here I come (here I come)