Green Jelly

Anarchy! in bedrock, twitch twitch.
[One, two, three, four]
Right now, ha ha ha.

I am an Antichrist
I am an anarchist,
Know what I want,
But know how to get it.
Want to destroy, Mr. slate,
'Cause I want to be Fred Flintstone
Anarchy in bedrock,
Stop it sometime
It makes Betty and Wilma,
Try some flint upside down
Rubble bubble,
Or you can just try fruity pebbles,
'Cause I want to be
Fred Flintstone in Bedrock i
Is the only way to be.
Many ways to get what you want,
I use ministry,
I use Barny Rubbles,
I use anarchy,
'Cause I want to be,
Fred Flintstone,
YA BA DA BA do!!

Is this the USPA?
Is this Hollywood?
Is this Bedrock?
I thought it was Hollyrock,
Cause I want to be Fred Flintstone,
And I want to be Fred Flintstone,
And I want to be Fred Flintstone.

Wilma!

Are you ready to obey the cowgod?

We live in a country, we can't eat meat
Obey the cowgod
We live in a country, where there is no, there's no Burger Kings
Obey the cowgod
We live in a country, where there is no, there's no McDonalds
Obey the cowgod

Ah dopey, dopey, dopey, dopey
I'm a cow, and I'm gonna roam through your village
And I'm gonna eat all of your food
But you don't care, because I'm a, I'm a...sacred cow!
Obey the cowgod

We live in a country, where there is no, there's no Beefcake The Mighty
Obey the cowgod
We live in a country, where there is no, there's no beef-by products
Obey the cowgod

You, on your knees
You, get on your knees
Where's those two boneheads?
Get on your knees
Hands behind your heads
And on your knees
You, on your knees
You, get on your knees
I said, on your knees
Get on your knees and pray to the cowgod

Eat my burger, for it is my flesh
And drink my milk, for it is my blood
Obey the cowgod

(Spoken)
Why don't you, sit right back,
and I, I may tell you, a tale.
A tale of three, little pigs,
and a BIG, BAD, WOLFFF.

Well the first little piggy, well he was kinda hip.
He spent most of his days, just a dreamin of the city.
And then one day, he bought a guitar.
He moved to Hollywood, to become a star.
But, living on the farm, he knew nothing of the city.
Built his house out of straw, what a pity.
And then one day, jammin on some chords,
along came the wolf, knocking on his door.

(Chorus)
Little Pig, Little Pig, let me in.
NOT BY THE HAIR OF MY CHINNY, CHIN, CHIN!!
Little Pig, Little Pig, let me in.
NOT BY THE HAIR OF MY CHINNY, CHIN, CHIN!!
Well I'm huffin, I'm puffin, I'll blow your house in.
Huffin, puffin, blow your house in.
Huffin, puffin, blow your house in.
Huffin and a puffin and I'll blow your house in!!!

Well the second little piggy, well he was kinda stoked.
He spent most of his time just a ganga smokin.
Huffin and a puffin down on Venice Beach.
Getting paid money for religious speech.
He built his shelter from what he garbage picked.
Mostly made up of old cans and sticks.
Then one day he was cranking out Bob Marley,
and along came the Wolf on his big bad Harley.

(Chorus)

Well the third little piggy, the grade A student.
His daddy was a rock star, named Pig Nugent.
Earned his Masters Degree, from Harvard College.
Built his house from his architect knowledge.
A tri-level mansion, Hollywood Hills.
Daddy's rock stardom, paid for the bills.
And then one day came the old house smasher
the BIG BAD WOLF THE LITTLE PIGGY SLASHER.

(Chorus)

Well the big bad Wolf,
well he huffed, and he puffed, all that he could.
And low and behold the little piggy's house stood.
"IT'S MADE OUT OF CONCRETE!" the little piggy shouted.
The wolf just frowned, as he pouted.
So they called nine-eleven, like any piggy would.
The sent out RAMBO, just as fast, as they could.

(Rambo)
"YO, WOLF-FACE, I'M YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE, YOUR ASS IS MINE!!!"

(gunshots)

Well the wolf fell dead as you can plainly see.
So thats to end the story, for you and me.
If you still give a listen, you just may, here a big wolf or little piggy
say.

(Chorus [a little different] )

" And the moral of the story is, ' A band with no talent can easily amuse
idiots, with a stupid, puppet show."

Follow your nose, it always knows the flavor of death where ever it goes,
Terror in the supermarket, shoppers are in horror,
Shredded boxes in the aisles, corpses on the floor,
Those who ran, this joy is mine, now they're going to pay,
Super gory slaughter now the order of the day!
Toucan Son of Sam!!
Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids.
Follow your nose, it always knows the flavor of death where ever it goes,
Orphaned at the age of five, parental guidance missed,
Reschudwich (???) wouldn't talk to him and he got really pissed,
The remittal chemicals have driven him insane,
Now we know the calling like it's ringing 'round his brain,
Toucan Son of Sam!
Snap! Crackle! Pop!
Toucan Son of Sam!
Part of your nutritious breakfast

Anarchy! in bedrock, twitch twitch.
[One, two, three, four]
Right now, ha ha ha.

I am an Antichrist
I am an anarchist,
Know what I want,
But know how to get it.
Want to destroy, Mr. slate,
'Cause I want to be Fred Flintstone
Anarchy in bedrock,
Stop it sometime
It makes Betty and Wilma,
Try some flint upside down
Rubble bubble,
Or you can just try fruity pebbles,
'Cause I want to be
Fred Flintstone in Bedrock i
Is the only way to be.
Many ways to get what you want,
I use ministry,
I use Barny Rubbles,
I use anarchy,
'Cause I want to be,
Fred Flintstone,
YA BA DA BA do!!

Is this the USPA?
Is this Hollywood?
Is this Bedrock?
I thought it was Hollyrock,
Cause I want to be Fred Flintstone,
And I want to be Fred Flintstone,
And I want to be Fred Flintstone.

Wilma!

So you wanna go on the road
I'm'a see my love to unfold
You must be young, and you must be bold
On your knees and do what you're told
You pull the trigger on my loaded gun
Till you see we'll be having some fun
So meet me by the backstage door
Light this gun, and lets go for the

Electric Harley house of love
Electric Harley house of love
Electric Harley house of love
Electric Harley house of love

Gutter teen and a loaded mind
I'll give you time for you head to unwind
Can you sleep, it's my head to the floor
Spin around and we'll go for some more
Can you see that I'd love to sit in
Wanna taste the blood of your kin
So, reach out and take my hand
We'll be off to Never Never Land

Electric Harley house of love
Electric Harley house of love
Electric Harley house of love
Electric Harley house of love

Come on, boys!

I know you think it's Metallica
Well, if it is, my name is Joe
Would you think we'd rip it off?
I think we did, but I don't recall
So they say it's a sign of the times
When the band caused something wrong
They think it happens all the time
I think we gone one nevermore

Electric Harley house of love
Electric Harley house of love
Electric Harley house of love
Electric Harley house of love

Hello, little children, come stand over here
I'm gonna shake it with the hot groove a-right in my ear
Yeah, you're boppin' down Melrose in Daddy's new car
I'm gonna hit you in the nose, and hit you real hard

So I jumped on the bandwagon, big butt toe wagon
Racka-sacka rose but jammin' in your butt
Wait for Ted bass, fuckin' up your face

And the rock out, threw the pub out
Gonna wip my multiple sack out
We are trippin' on XTC
Hedgin' in our defect sexuality
Don't you wanna bang us?
Wanna be like me?
We are trippin' on XTC
Now, livin' in, livin' in, livin' in now
(Hallucinal genius)

Are you boys on drugs?

Yeah, Jesus Christ
Yeah, he is nice
Yeah, Jesus Christ
Yeah, he is nice

Huh! Sly, let's do it, let's do it
I'm never coming down

Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord my soul to keep
If I die before I wake
I pray the Lord my soul to take

What is that smell???
Walking through the plant today, scooping up what gets away,
It's poo poo, poo poo,
Something's smelling pretty ripe, coming from that sewer pipe,
It's poo poo, poo poo,
You know, everybody knows who can smell it with their nose,
It's poo poo, poo poo,
I've got poo poo on my shoe, I've got poo poo on my shoe,
It's poo poo, poo poo,
But first, you gotta...
You gotta, you gotta, got to, got to, got to, got to, got to, got to, got to,
SHITMAN!
Lemme, lemme, lemme, lemme, lemme, lemme, lemme,
SHITMAN!
Don't gimme, don't gimme, don't gimme, don't gimme, don't gimme no,
SHITMAN!
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on shit.
He's got poo poo

[Man:] Oh, tell me you wanna touch me.
[Woman:] Tell you what?
[Man:] Oh, yeah.
[Woman:] Ooo, show me that monkey you got there.
[Man:] Ah, here?
[Woman 2:] Hey, what's the monkey?
[Man:] This is the monkey, baby. Say hi. Say hi to the monkey, the monkey likes you.
[Woman:] Will it bite?
[Man:] Yeah...Y..No, he doesn't bite as long as you're nice to him. No, no he won't
bite you. Nuh. I want you to pet the monkey now.
[Woman:] 'kay? Does it like that?
[Man:] Ye-ah ha ha.
[Woman:] Like, right like, oh, right there?
[Woman 2:] Like?
[Man:] Yeah. Oh, oh yeah.
[Woman:] Uh huh, oh wow, this is great.
[Man:] I have something else I want you to do for me.

WHIP ME, TEENAGE BABE, WHIP ME, TEENAGE BABE
WHIP ME, TEENAGE BABE, WHIP ME, TEENAGE BABE
LET ME BE YOUR MORTAL SLAVE, AND WHIP ME
TEENAGE BABE!

[Woman:] Ohhhhhhhohhh.
[Woman 2:] Yeah, come here, you little shit.
[Man:] I been...I been..I been so bad. I, I been so bad..I, I been so bad I, I want you
to put me on the wheel. I want you to put me on the wheel. Uh, no, uh, put me on the wheel. Uh, oh, oh, yeah, all right tie, yeah, tie me up, all right, all right, yeah,
all right. Now spank me!
[Woman:] Mmmmm.
[Man:] SPANK ME!
[Woman:] Like that?
[Woman 2:] Oh!
[Man:] Yeah.
[Woman:] Like that?
[Man:] A little harder. Harder
[Woman 2:] Uh...uh...uh
[Man:] Oh, I been so bad! All right. All right!
[Woman 2:] Look at that flesh fly!
[Woman:] My god!
[Man:] I want you to s-spin the wheel. Spin it now!
[Woman:] Ready?
[Man:] Spin it! Yes, I'm ready!
[Woman:] Around like this?
[Man:] Yes!
[Woman 2:] Faster, faster, faster.
[Man:] Yes! Yes! Spin it now! OOOHHHHhhhhhHHHHHH

When clouds of iron gather nigh, blackening the winter sky,
Storms gather fury from the lake, best hurry home and refuge take,
For soon the worst will come to pass, and ice will turn your routes to glass,
While in the north the beast awakens, from his year long slumber taken,
His howl the fury of the gales, with deadly curves that rarely fail,
To send your autos into flight, through blizzard's curtain blinding white,
See driving skills you lack with the, FLIGHT OF THE SKAJAQUADA

Got nothin' to do on a Friday night
GREEN JELLO SUCKS!
Ain't got no talent, but that's all right
GREEN JELLO SUCKS!
We're the worst, the worst in the land
GREEN JELLO SUCKS!
But come on! Gotta give us a hand
GREEN JELLO SUCKS!
Iggy and Gerdy, they're both good names
GREEN JELLO SUCKS!
Maynard and Poopy, they're both insane
GREEN JELLO SUCKS!
But when life is just a game who's to blame?
GREEN JELLO SUCKS!
Green Jello
GREEN JELLO SUCKS!
Yeah, that's right, we're it
GREEN JELLO SUCKS!
We're the world's economic problems. You can blame it all on us
GREEN JELLO SUCKS!
It's our fault
(GOD, GREEN JELLO SUCKS!)
Hello, Jello. Green Jello
GREEN JELLO SUCKS!
Hello, Jello. Green Jello
GREEN JELLO SUCKS!
Hello, Jello. Green Jello
Hello, Jello. Green Jello
Hello, Jello. Green Jello
Green Jello! Green Jello!
Jell for the future
Jell for the future
Jell for the future
Jell for your future
And scream ''Green!''
Green Jello sucks!
GREEN JELLO SUCKS!
Green Jello sucks!