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from The Presidents Of The United States Of America - The Presidents Of The United States Of America I (0000)
Happy with no teeth, happy here in hibernation
Slurpin' on a peach, starin' at the situation Kitty at my foot, meowin' out a conversation Rockin' back 'n forth, that's my only destination Old man on the back porch (x3) And that old man is me Old man on the back porch (x3) And that... Meeeeeee-ow, wow, wow, wow Got a two string on my lap, total subsonic vacation Got chicken on the drums, poundin' out a perfect prescription Got twenty little worms, all plug into amplification Got fifteen hundred bass drum luggin' bug-eyed monkeys All arriving at the station Old man on the back porch (x3) And that old man is me Old man on the back porch (x3) And that... Me me meeee-ow, whoa, whoa, whoa Chris: I'm sittin' on the back, porch, kickin' my legs back, rockin' in my rockin' chair, just sittin' there, on the little back porch, it's about to fall apart, so I think I might repair it, just as I'm thinkin' about repairin' it some little friends come along with some two-string,one-string no string guitars and they plug them all into the back porch, and they sit around playing all their favorite songs and kickin' back, feelin' real good, real fine, real full of wine, and everything's fine, everything's beautiful everything's great and I just feel so good, you know I'm seventy years old and I'm slurpin' everything through a straw Dave: I'm sittin' here on the back porch just eatin' chocolate pudding through a straw and I heated it up on a little sterno stove, tastes just like a warm body fluid goin' down, little players comin' 'round, pluggin' in their instruments, feelin' good about themselves, singin' original songs, by the original masters ans I'm sittin' there on the porch, rockin' back 'n forth in original masters and I'm sittin' there on the porch, rockin' back 'n forth in my little old chair But I'm an old man on the back porch, old man on the back porch Old man on the back porch, and that old man is me Old man on the back porch (x3) And that... |
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from The Presidents Of The United States Of America - The Presidents Of The United States Of America I (0000)
3 4
3 4 3 4 3 4 All this energy callin' me Back where it comes from It's such a crude attittude It's back where it belongs All the little kids Growin' up in the skids Goin Cleveland rocks Cleveland Rocks Jumpin' Dream Jean mooin' James Dean Goin Cleveland rocks Cleveland rocks (7x) Momma knows but she don't care She's got her worries too 7 kids and a phoney affair And the rent is due All the little chicks With the crimson lips Go Cleveland rocks Cleveland rocks She livin' in sin With a saftey pin goin Cleveland rocks Cleveland rocks (7x) Got some records from World War II Play them like my granddad do He was a rocker And I am too So Cleveland rocks Yeah Cleveland rocks Cleveland rocks (18x) |
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from The Presidents Of The United States Of America - The Presidents Of The United States Of America I (0000)
Big shiny jet wing in the sky
please drop us off as we fly by We're an american band And everything is rockin' out of control When we hit Japan Faxes from the veiwers on tv Karokie hokey pokey on the screen I dig my toes into the Pacific sand And evrything is rockin' out of control When we hit Japan When we hit Japan When we hit Japan Yeah 20 tons of suishi lovin' fun yum yum get in line well thank you one by one Please come out to see us when we land And everything is rockin' out of control When we hit Japan When we hit Japan (repeat 23 times) |
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from The Presidents Of The United States Of America - The Presidents Of The United States Of America I (0000)
I feel lowdown and blue
I didn't have what I wanted That's when I saw the sign Outside the place that promised salvation I gave the waitress my order She said it'd be just a minute (I was lookin' at the pies) You know I was hungry But not for food At the love delicatessen Oh yeah I'll meet you at the love delicatessen Oh yeah Outside the summer sun beat down On a lusty summer day Inside the people still had on their shades They were all in the dark I heard the bell ring And my order was up I could believe the size of the portion Man my eyes lit up Here it comes At the love delicatessen Oh yeah I'll meet you at the love delicatessen Oh yeah Mmm.. I think I've had my fill Went to the front counter To pay the bill Oh by the way Give me one of those cherry life savers And the summer sun beat down So hard and I was on my way From the love delicatessen Love delicatessen Ill meet you there <i>[x3]</i> Today At the love delicatessen Ok Ill meet you at the love delicatessen Oh yeah Ill meet you at the love delicatessen Ok Ill meet you at the love delicatessen Today Ill meet you at the love delicatessen Ok |
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from The Presidents Of The United States Of America - The Presidents Of The United States Of America I (0000)
Lump sat alone in a boggy marsh
Totally motionless except for her heart Mud flowed up into lump's pjammas She totally confused all the passing pirahnas She's lump, she's lump She's in my head She's lump, she's lump, she's lump She might be dead Lump lingered last in line for brains, And the ones she got were sorta rotten and insane Small thing's so sad that birds could land Is lump fast asleep or rockin' out with the band She's lump, she's lump She's in my head She's lump, she's lump, she's lump She might be dead Lump was limp and lonely and needed a shove Lump slipped on a kiss and tumbled into love She spent her twenties between the sheets Life limped along at subsonic speeds She's lump, she's lump She's in my head She's lump, she's lump, she's lump She might be dead Is this lump out of my head, I think so (3x) Is this lump out of my head |
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from The Presidents Of The United States Of America - The Presidents Of The United States Of America I (0000)
I'm bein' hasseled by the man
By the man (3x) Man You crush a killer with a thigh bone Man You call the cable, make a cozy home Man You be a rock and roll singer Man Got a thumb and a finger You got opposable thumb Opposable thumb Opposable thumb I got one You got opposable thumb Opposable thumb Opposable thumb I got one Yeah 1973 ,76 One time I was a man Crush a killer with a rock Man 10 million years until you talk Man Your a grunter and a moaner Man All you can manage is a toner, and your opposable thumb Opposable thumb Opposable thumb I got one You got opposable thumb Opposable thumb Opposable thumb I got one All right Man Gotta learn to drive a big rig Man Lose your hair wear a tiny wig Man You got something against me Man You gotta have to try to kill me If you wanna be a man (4x) Gotta make me a man Make me a man (3x) I got one opposable thumb |
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from The Presidents Of The United States Of America - The Presidents Of The United States Of America I (0000)
A tiny turtle in a can
I dig a living room in the sand Poke a toe through a hole in the floor (Floor!) And ramble on some more (Ramble on!) Mobile home..... My mobile home My mobile home I take easy, small and slow I hang around 'till its time to blow I take easy, small and slow (Slow!) Shed away to lighten my load (Lighten the load!) Mobile home..... My mobile home My mobile home Mobile home... Go! In the road To some highway Pebble Beach Alabama's just out of reach (?) Lessiana temp swamp (Swamp!) Montana on a mountain top (On a mountain top!) Mobile home..... My mobile home My mobile home Mobile home..... My mobile home I got mobile home Mobile home..... My mobile home |
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from The Presidents Of The United States Of America - The Presidents Of The United States Of America I (0000)
I had a girl
Yeah.. "had" is the word I tried to hold on But it was pretty absurd She said she loved me And I said I loved her too But we weren't having any fun So what could I do I let her slip away... Away.... I let her slip away... Away... I had a car Yeah.. the colour was blue It kept breaking down So what could I do I put an ad in the papaer You know I called it a steal Then this guy came to see it And we struck up a deal I let it slip away... Away.... I let her slip away... Away... I had a thought You know I thought it a lot I thought I was smart And I now I know that I'm not I let it slip away... Away.... I let her slip away... Away... <i>[repeat 2 times]</i> |
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from The Presidents Of The United States Of America - The Presidents Of The United States Of America I (0000)
They took a hot-rod motor and they put it in her heart
It's a dream location but she's tearing it apart Tounge-tied and twelve Staring up at perfect pearls He's 13, she's 13 She's a teenage girl Teenage girl <i>[x5]</i> Skin the surface like a Mach 5 flower Fibreglass shakin' and it shatters from the power It's crush and blow When the engine overflows That motor's pride Just say goodbye to Water World Teenage girl <i>[x5]</i> Tounge-tied and twelve Staring up at perfect pearls He's 13, she's 13 He's 13 teenage girl He's 13, she's 13 <i>[x2]</i> Teenage girl <i>[repeat 4 times]</i> |
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from The Presidents Of The United States Of America - The Presidents Of The United States Of America I (0000)
I had a girl and she did me wrong
I didn't let that kind of shit go on too long Split the clouds and divided the sea Showed that evil girl how nasty the tiki God could be She didn't call no more nor bother me My little tiki God made sure I lived in peace One day I read they found a body in the river Tiki God, make me shake, make me shiver all night I got a Tiki God... saves me... I got a Tiki God Na na na na naa na (2x) When Bobby Brady found the idle in the rubble Had no idea it would cause so much trouble When Greg tried to throw it back in the ocean There was a rumble an awful comotian Don't ask me how, but the tiki found Bobby He thought the idol was some Hawaiian hobby Turned out the God was, mean and vicious Didn't respond to Bobby's 3 wishes I got a Tiki God... saves me... I got a Tiki God Na na na na naa na (4x) So when you're caught up in an evil plot Your life's in danger and you can hear the shots Your head is spinning and you're fading fast How long do you think this kind of fun can last? Your luck will change with a simple motion I Found my idol in a bottle on the ocean Split the clouds and divide the sea AndShows those evil guys how nasty the Tiki Gods can be I got a Tiki God... saves me... I got a Tiki God |
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from The Presidents Of The United States Of America - The Presidents Of The United States Of America I (0000)
One... two... three
*Tremelo blooz ain't got nothin' to lose Ain't got nothin' but my tumblin' mumblin' blooz (Love my puppy head on down)? (Friends came out... person I was born)? I bend down to catch a rose and I caught a thorn Hey Miss Monkey how did you get so blue Monkey looked up with her teary eyes and said I've been missin' you *Repeat Hello chickie... you've been packed away For nine months and a cold December day Your yellow body's crumblin' plumb(?) in two Here's a microphone chickie sing whatever you choose *Repeat Chickie! Yee-haw! My friend froggie collapsed back stage Face down in a pile of cocaine The rocker doctor said he had the flu But froggie felt it deep inside he knew exactly what he had to do *Repeat |
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from The Presidents Of The United States Of America - The Presidents Of The United States Of America I (0000)
I heard you on the wireless
back in fifty two Lying awake intent at tuning in on you If I was young It didn't stop you coming through They took the credit for your second symphony Rewritten by machine and new technology And now I understand the problems you can see I met your children What did you tell them? Video killed the radio star Video killed the radio star In my mind and in my car We can't rewind We've gone to far And now we meet in an abandoned studio We hear the playback And it seems so long ago And you remember the jingles used to go Oh-a oh, you were the first one Oh-a oh, you were the last one Video killed the radio star Video killed the radio star In my mind and in my car We can't rewind We've gone to far Video killed the radio star Video killed the radio star In my mind and in my car We can't rewind We've gone to far Pictures came and broke your heart Put the blame on VCR You are a radio star Video killed the radio star You are a radio star |
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from Grammy Winning Collection Vol. 3 (0000)
On the first part of the journey I was looking at all the life
There were plants and birds and rocks and things There was sand and hills and rings The first thing I met was a fly with a buzz And the sky with no clouds The heat was hot and the ground was dry But the air was full of sound I've been through the desert on a horse with no name It felt good to be out of the rain In the desert you can remember your name 'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la After two days in the desert sun my skin began to turn red After three days in the desert fun I was looking at a river bed And the story it told of a river that flowed Made me sad to think it was dead You see I've been through the desert on a horse with no name It felt good to be out of the rain In the desert you can remember your name 'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la After nine days I let the horse run free 'cause the desert had turned to sea There were plants and birds and rocks and things There was sand and hills and rings The ocean is a desert with it's life underground And a perfect disguise above Under the cities lies a heart made of ground But the humans will give no love You see I've been through the desert on a horse with no name It felt good to be out of the rain In the desert you can remember your name 'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la |
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from Grammy Winning Collection Vol. 1 (1994)
We used to laugh We used to cry We used to bow our heads then Wonder why But now you're gone I guess I'll carry on And make the best of what you've left to me Left to me, left to me I need you Like the flower needs the rain You know, I need you Guess I'll start it all again You know, I need you Like the winter needs the spring You know I need you I need you And every day I'd laugh the hours away Just knowing you were thinking of me Then it came That I was put to blame For every story told about me About me, about me I need you Like the flower needs the rain You know, I need you Guess I'll start it all again You know, I need you Like the winter needs the spring You know I need you I need you, I need you |
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from Forever Hits Vol. 1 (1994)
Well I tried to make it Sunday but I got so damned depressed That I set my sights on Monday and I got myself undressed I ain't ready for the altar but I do agree there's times when a woman sure can be a friend of mine Well I keep on thinkin' 'bout you Sister golden hair surprise And I just can't live without you Can't you see it in my eyes? I've been one poor correspondent I've been too too hard to find but it doesn't mean you ain't been on my mind Will you meet me in the middle Will you meet me in the air will you love me just a little just enough to show you care Well I tried to fake it I don't mind sayin' I just can't make it |
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from The Presidents Of The United States Of America - The Last Unicorn (1994)
In the sea,
The fish have learned to fly On a moonlit night On wings of silver As the enchanted stars Sail serenely by. Do they know? Where do unicorns go? Where winged horses fly? Narwhales lost at sea, And never seen again. Go. Go and ask the magpie "Where do unicorns go?" In the trees The birds have learned to speak Many colored They keeps their secrets In a parade of clouds Playing hide and seek. Do they know? Where do unicorns go? Where winged horses fly? Narwhales lost at sea And never seen again. Does myth And mystery lie Where the unicorns go? |
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from The Presidents Of The United States Of America - The Last Unicorn (1994)
Once, I can't remember
I was, long ago, someone strange I was innocent and wise And full of pain Now that I'm a woman Everything is strange Once, when I was searching Somewhere out of reach Far away In a place I could not find Or heart obey Now that I'm a woman Everything is changed Everything is changed Everything has changed |
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from Presidents Of The United States Of America - II (1996)
I let my thirsty boots wander all over
They come home with lies about women And in the evening toe up to the stars Sun is comin' up and somethin's feelin' funky Old moldy korn klub stuck in the mud it makes me Wish for a million dollar view Spend my last lone quarter on the korn klubs kool aid There's nothing else I'd rather do Nothin' like a bath of fire To get this deep down dirt outta me Razor fanged rattlesnake only tryin' to protect itself I had to haul off and blow its little head away Sucked out he venom, kept the little skin and Meat found its way onto my plate There go my boots complainin', tell me it's time to go stompin' I better listen or they'll kick my ass Hell is down there yawnin', hopin' I fall head first in it Nothing like a bath of fire to get this deep down dirt outta me Nothin' like a bath of fire To get this deep down dirt outta me |
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from Presidents Of The United States Of America - II (1996)
Well... I... happened to...
Find me a buggy Comin' out from under a rock in the grass He got his bug luggage No time to talk he's walkin' fast He's headed for a log where the lady bugs are plentiful He showed me brochures and I must say it was beautiful I'm belly down and bendin' back the blades Bug stopped just long enough for him to stay I'm on my way... to bug citay I'm on my way... to bug citay If yu want to dance with a buggy Put all six feet on the ground A bug will pick your luggage And drive you straight into town When you're safe from the spray and the kitty and the chase If bugs could make it there they could make it anyplace Between the sun goin' down and the sun comin' up Bug city's rockin' yea that feather pluckin' log is lit up I'm on my way... to bug citay And they're all going to bug city for the night |
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from Presidents Of The United States Of America - II (1996)
Rolling Stone magazine... sucked him dry and made him king
Froggie let rip with a big burp Mick Jagger kissin' froggie's lips... studying films of froggie's hips His eyes are closed cause he's off in a world of ecstasy Where froggie folks get the froggie scene WATCH HIM JUMP! The rocker doctor came downtown to write prescriptions by the pound And froggie spread it all around Got 50,000 in his flock He plays arena animal rock He can barely stand up straight but somehow he does Make his way directly to the front of the stage and WATCH HIM JUMP!!! The show is over... the band is gone... the crowd is gone... His girlfriend's gone... his make-up's all been sweated off... He's all alone... He goes to fill that one last prescription... The one with the deadly description... He swallows it down... His brain explodes... his eyes implode... his tiny heart goes peuny pop... His shiny legs refuse to hop... he floats on down... To a burning place... he looks around... for a friendly face... The band is there patiently waitin' for a froggie's brand new sonic creation He starts to ribbit... he starts to kick it Rolling Sone magazine made him cry and missed the king Froggie let rip with a big burp Froggie jumped all over the stage that day |
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from Presidents Of The United States Of America - II (1996)
Froggie jumped all over the stage that day
Rolling Stone magazine... sucked him dry and made him king Froggie let rip with a big burp Mick Jagger kissin' frogie's lips... studying films of froggie's hips His eyes are closed cause he's off in a world of ecstacy Where froggie folks get the froggie scene WATCH HIM JUMP! The rocket doctor came downtown to write prescription by the pound And froggie spread it all around Got 50,000 in his flock He plays arena animal rock He can barely stand up straight but somehow he does Make his way directly to the front of the stage and Froggie jumps all over the stage that day WATCH HIM JUMP! The show is over... the band is gone... the crowd is gone... His girlfriends gone... his make-up's all been sweated off... He's all alone... He goes to fill that one last prescription... The one with the deadly description... He swallows it down... his brain explodes... his eyes implode... his tiny heart goes peuny pop... His shiny legs refuse to hop... and he floats on down... To a buring place... he looks around...for a friendly face... The band is there patiently waitin' for froggie's brand new sonic creation He starts to ribbit... he starts to kick it Rolling Stone magazine made him cry and missed the king Froggie let rip with a big burp Froggie jumped all over the stage that day |
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from Presidents Of The United States Of America - II (1996)
Good evening ladies and gentlemen, what is your desire
Hello ladies and gentlemen.. explosions and fire Good evening ladie and gentlemen, are you prepared to rok Hello ladies and gentlemen... let's rok Do you have any idea what it takes to rok? Every night every day every night Plug us in and watch us pump out sound Comin' to you so you don't have to leave town This is the show... we are the band Sometimes it just takes you by the hand |
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from Presidents Of The United States Of America - II (1996)
Good evening ladies and gentlemen, hope you enjoyed the show
Good bye ladies and gentlemen, it's time to go Good evening ladies and gentlemen, that's all the songs we know Good bye ladies and gentlemen, SO LET GO ! LET'S GO ! |
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from Presidents Of The United States Of America - II (1996)
I said I loved you and I told you on a Tuesday
You say you're happy but your mind is slidin' sideways You say you're happy but you're dozy in the theater The goons keep grillin' me wondrin'- how I'm treatin' ya I say she's happy, thats all that matters I say she's happy, thats all that matters Her clothes are crappy and her brain is badly battered You say she's happy, thats all that matters now That's all that matters now When I get you home, in my room Between my sheets, and I get a chance to tell you Face-to-Face You're a lunatic to love You can hold my hand to stand up Hey lunatic I dropped you off at the asylum on a Friday You looked like hell but I said that you looked OK Spent the weekend flailing round the trailer I had to tie you down and strap on your inhaler I wish that I could help you feel the cool breeze Set up an IV of sanity Say there's a spy in one half of your brain Spyin' on the other half and it's drivin' you a little insane But you're happy, thats all that matters You say she's happy, thats all that matters her clothes are crappy and her brain is badly battered She says she's happy, thats all that matters now That's all that matters right now You're a lunatic to love You can hold my hand to stand up Hey Lunatic |
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from Presidents Of The United States Of America - II (1996)
I will survive in my Mach 5, in my Mach 5 I will survive
I bring the hammer down A tiny crushing sound I'm in the yard Smashing match box cars An itty bitty crash And my machine in trashed But I'm blastin past With chickie on the dash, chickey on the gas I will survive in my Mach 5, in my Mach 5 I will survive The firecracker blow An urge overload The wild plastic fire Smoke from the tire Lay in a little patch Without a single scratch Between the hammer and the rock I Can seen bright blue Mach 5 Oh my goodness... It's the most buitiful Little thing I've ever seen in my life It's blue on the outside And creamy on the interior I can't bring myself to smash it So I take it for a ride on a Sunny summer Sunday afternoon I'm riding with the top down Riding with the top down Riding with the top down Hell I blew the top right off my car! I will survive in my Mach 5, in my Mach 5 I will survive |
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from Presidents Of The United States Of America - II (1996)
Little puffy cloud with a tongue
Floatin' over a cheese puff rug a lug If I had a choice between the two I'd obviously choose the one with the puffy little shoes Shoe oo oo oo oo oo oo oos... my puffy little shoes Little skinny chicken on my plate Big skinny skinhead he's up to here with hate If I had a choice between the two I'd obviously choose the one with the puffy little shoes Shoe oo oo oo oo oo oo oos... my puffy little shoes Take a ride inside my eye And this is what you will likely find Big hammer mud ball breakin' my bones Soft shoulder salamander up close and alone If I ad a choice between the two I'd absoulutely have to choose the one with the shoes Little monkey clawin' at my face People pack in to the ROCK AND ROLL PLACE!!! If I had a choice between those two I'd obviously choose the one with the puffy little shoes Shoe oo oo oo oo oo oo oos... my puffy little shoes |
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from Presidents Of The United States Of America - II (1996)
Love child of Genghis Khan
And a beautiful busty Amazon On the Death Star with her God Father Darth Vader... and 9 months later But that's impossible She's super colossal She'll make a fascinating fossil Supermodel... oh yea... Supermodel... not just a regular girl She made of metal and a million miles high Hair-do scrapin' the sky Made it with the terminator Schwarzenegger... and 9 months later But that's impossible Yea, she's super colossal She'll make a fascinating fossil Supermodel... oh yea Supermodel... not just a regular girl |
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from Presidents Of The United States Of America - II (1996)
I Had a girl and she did me wrong
I didn't let that kinda shit go on too long Split the clouds and divided the sea Showed that evil girl how nasty the tiki god could be She didn't call no more nor bother me My little tiki god made sure I'd live in peace One day I read they found a body in the river Tiki God, why you make me shake, you make me shiver, all right I got a Tiki God... saves me... I got a Tiki God When Bobby Brady found the idol in the rubble Had no idea it would cause so much trouble When Greg tried to throw it back in the ocean There was a rumble, an awful commotion Don't ask me how, but the tiki found Bobby He thought the idol was some Hawaiian hobby Turned out the god was mean and vicious Didn't respond to Bobby's 3 wishes He had a Tiki God... saves him... He had a Tiki God So when you're caught up in an evil plot Your life's in danger and you can hear the shot Your head is spinning and your fading fast How long do you think this kinda fun can last Your luck will change with a simple motion I found my idol in a bottle in the ocean Splits the clouds and divides the sea And shows those evil guys how nasty those tiki gods can be, all right He had a Tiki God... saves him... He had a Tiki God Yeah Yeah All right |
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from Presidents Of The United States Of America - II (1996)
I got myself a brand new tube amplifier
It's large and lovely to behold I got myself a new tube amplifier Now I'm gonna blow the big one I got myself a little tube amplifier It's large and lovely and it smells just like a dream I got myself a tube amplifier Now I'm gonna blow a big one I got myself a brand new big bertha driver Gonna take it to the range I got myself a new big bertha driver Now I'm gonna hit a big one I got myself a brand new cymbal supplier They're usually good they're Sabian I got myself a new cymbal supplier Now I'm gonna crash Now I'm gonna hit Now I'm gonna blow a big one |
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from Presidents Of The United States Of America - II (1996)
Some weepy creepy willow pillow boggy s***
Transcendental big wheel can you feel it Chickey face down trippin' so damn hard Head splits open stuffin' spills into the car Cup of dirty water and a lonely bony frog Slip me seven dollars and I'll pump it full of smog Paint a monkey gold and let it lose downtown Start him up with a smile and he come back with a frown Twig in the wind I'm thick and I'm thin and all right Happy feelin' crappy in your nappy little car Squozen frozen duplicated drunk in a bar Tape recorded all distorted genius machine Spokes model dipped in refried beans Piggys pay full price to put their necks on the stump Dusty busted skeletons who pay at the pump Multi nippled rotating D.J. sap I'm shoulder high in crap and my water wings are flat Twig in the wind I'm thick and I'm thin and all right |
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from Presidents Of The United States Of America - II (1996)
Under the island... middle of a mountain
There is a big bad... boomin' system Blowin' speakers... woofers and tweeters Amplifiers... melted wires The party exploded... the core is corroded Under ground... the Puget Sound Cause a shiftin'... and a driftin' Big black boom box... stuck in the hot rock It's in there flowin'... in there growin' You don't believe me... that this scenery Could be a cold blooded killer It's gonna blow... Volcano Now the island is shiftin'... the plates are liftin' The core is creamy... docile and dreamy Stopped up and steamy Happy campers... poop in their pampers When the mountain... becomes a fountain Of white hot lava... molten magma Super sonic... plate tectonics Stereo phonic... lava and tonic The boom is bionic Sony shut down... Magnavox meltdown Ballistic breakdown Hi-fi heatwave... lo-fi lava cave That sulfur smells... Mt.St.Helens Pompeii was yellin'... It's gonna blow... Volcano |
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from Hook (1996)
Lump sat alone in a boggy marsh
Totally motionless except for her heart Mud flowed up into lump's pajamas She totally confused all the passing [paranas/piranhas](???) She's lump, she's lump She's in my head She's lump, she's lump, she's lump She might be dead Lump lingered last in line for brains And the one she got was sorta rotten and insane Small thing so sad that birds could land Is lump fast asleep or rock'n out with the band? She's lump, she's lump She's in my head She's lump, she's lump, she's lump She might be dead Lump was limp and lonely and needed a shove Lump slipped on a kiss and tumbled into love She spent her twenties between the sheets And life limped along at subsonic speeds She's lump, she's lump She's in my head She's lump, she's lump, she's lump She might be dead Is this lump out of my head? I think so Is this lump out of my head? I think so Is this lump out of my head? I think so Is this lump out of my head? |
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from The Presidents Of The United States Of America - The Presidents Of United States Of America (1997)
Happy with no teeth
Happy here in hibernation Slurpin' on a peach Starin' at the situation Kitty at my foot Meowin out a conversation Rocking back and forth That's my only destination Old man on the back porch Old man on the back porch Old man on the back porch And that old man is me Old man on the back porch Old man on the back porch Old man on the back porch And that Got a Two string on my lap Total subsonic vacation Got a chicken on the drums Pounding out a perfect prescription Got twenty little worms All plugged into amplification Got fifteen hundred bass-drum-luggin' bug-eyed monkeys All arrivin at the station Old man on the back porch Old man on the back porch Old man on the back porch And that old man is me Old man on the back porch Old man on the back porch Old man on the back porch And that I'm sitting on the back porch kicking my legs back rocking in my rocking chair just sitting there [all of the](?) little back porch is about to fall apart, so I think I might repair it Just as I'm thinkin' about repairin' it some little friends come along with some two string, one string, no string guitars and they plug 'em all in to the back porch and they sit around playing all their favorite songs they kicking back, feeling real good, real fine, real full of the wine and everything's fine, everything's beautiful, everything's great I just feel so good, you know I'm 70 years old and I'm slurpin everything through a straw, but I'm the Old man on the back porch Old man on the back porch Old man on the back porch And that old man is me Old man on the back porch Old man on the back porch Old man on the back porch And that |
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Lump sat alone in a boggy marsh
Totally motionless except for her heart Mud flowed up into lump's pajamas She totally confused all the passing [paranas/piranhas](???) She's lump, she's lump She's in my head She's lump, she's lump, she's lump She might be dead Lump lingered last in line for brains And the one she got was sorta rotten and insane Small thing so sad that birds could land Is lump fast asleep or rock'n out with the band? She's lump, she's lump She's in my head She's lump, she's lump, she's lump She might be dead Lump was limp and lonely and needed a shove Lump slipped on a kiss and tumbled into love She spent her twenties between the sheets And life limped along at subsonic speeds She's lump, she's lump She's in my head She's lump, she's lump, she's lump She might be dead Is this lump out of my head? I think so Is this lump out of my head? I think so Is this lump out of my head? I think so Is this lump out of my head? |
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from Rhino Hi-Five: Summer Hits (2006)
Sometimes late
When things are real And the people share the gift of gab Between themselves Some are quick To take the bait And the catch the perfect prize That waits among the shells But Oz never did give nothing to the Tin Man That he didn't, didn't already have And Cause never was the reason for the evening Or the tropic of Sir Galahad So please Believe in me When I say I'm spinning round, round, round, round Smoke glass stain'd bright colors Image going down, down, down, down Soapsud green like bubbles Oz never did give nothing to the Tin Man That he didn't, didn't already have And Cause never was the reason for the evening Or the tropic of Sir Galahad So please Believe in me When I say I'm spinning round, round, round, round Smoke glass stain'd bright colors Image going down, down, down, down Soapsud green like bubbles No, Oz never did give nothing to the Tin Man That he didn't, didn't already have And Cause never was the reason for the evening Or the tropic of Sir Galahad So please believe in me |
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from DJ 김기덕의 잊을 수 없는 추억 (2009)
On the first part of the journey I was looking at all the life There were plants and birds and rocks and things There was sand and hills and rings The first thing I met was a fly with a buzz And the sky with no clouds The heat was hot and the ground was dry But the air was full of sound I've been through the desert on a horse with no name It felt good to be out of the rain In the desert you can remember your name 'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la After two days in the desert sun my skin began to turn red After three days in the desert fun I was looking at a river bed And the story it told of a river that flowed Made me sad to think it was dead You see I've been through the desert on a horse with no name It felt good to be out of the rain In the desert you can remember your name 'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la After nine days I let the horse run free 'cause the desert had turned to sea There were plants and birds and rocks and things There was sand and hills and rings The ocean is a desert with it's life underground And a perfect disguise above Under the cities lies a heart made of ground But the humans will give no love You see I've been through the desert on a horse with no name It felt good to be out of the rain In the desert you can remember your name 'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la |