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from Joe Diffie - Honky Tonk Attitude (1993)
Joe Diffie
Cold Budweiser and a Sweet Tater Woke up this morning all alone I turned over and you were gone Pulled the shade and looked down the drive And you were gone in my 65 All that's left in the 'fridgerator Is a cold budweiser and sweet tater Hidin' from this ol' mornin light I don't know what I did last night I'm not sure I didn't die I'm staring out this ol' double wide And all that's left in the 'fridgerator Is a cold budweiser and a sweet tater <instrumental> What makes you think I miss you? What makes you think I care? When everything I'll ever need Is in that fridgedaire Well the phone's been ringin for an hour And I'm still standing here in the shower I guess I should go be lookin for you But I got better things to do I don't need to leave this trailer I got a cold budweiser and a sweet tater <short instrumental w/add> I said all that's left in the fridgerator is a cold budweiser and a sweet tater All thats left in the fridgerator is a cold budweiser and a sweet tater <instrumental> - lead out |
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from Joe Diffie - Honky Tonk Attitude (1993)
Darkness falls. My tears fall like rain.
Blue whistle moans out your name. Gathering spead, carrying pain. Look out heart. Here comes that train. Just like her its a runaway. Out of controll drving me insane Barreling down the tracks that my tears laid. Look out heart. Here comes that train. Hot burning coals of her memory Just feed the flame that builds the steam. It drives those wheels right through my brain. Look out heart. Here comes that train. Chorus 2x |
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from Joe Diffie - Honky Tonk Attitude (1993)
Well the beer's on the bar and the smoke fills the air
And there's a fool in every corner man I just don't care Tight pants, line dance, stetson hats and cowboy boots They got a Friday night, get right, honky tonk attitude Well the waitress never leaves you with a half-empty glass And every girl's on the dance floor shakin' her... well It's a two step, three step, outta step, country mood They got a Friday night, get right, honky tonk attitude Well now everybody knows that's where everybody goes Just to dance away their blues So leave your cares behind, it's just a state of mind What have you got to lose Hey bartender pour us another round, We're just get gettin' started don't shut us down We need a slow dance, romanced, last chance rendezvous We need a Friday night, get right, honky tonk attitude If you've got a Friday night, get right, honky tonk attitude Yeah you need a Friday night, get right, honky tonk attitude |
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from Joe Diffie - Honky Tonk Attitude (1993)
I wouldn't count the times we talked about tomorrow
And I wouldn't sing the lines if some one played our song On lonely nights like this when I need a friend You'd be the last one I'd call Oh if I had any pride left at all I would keep a place just to set your picture Reach out to touch your face and feel you in my arms And I wouldn't be here now parked outside your house Not ashamed to crawl oh if I had any pride left at all And only a fool would still be wearing this ring Ringing your front doorbell And I wouldn't let my heart stay wrapped around your finger And I wouldn't fall apart when you open the door Like all the other times when your eyes met mine These teardrops wouldn't fall Oh if I had any pride left at all Oh if I had any pride left at all |
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from Joe Diffie - Honky Tonk Attitude (1993)
I thought that life was runnin' off,
leavin' me behind. So like a fool I jumped the fence, just to see what I could find. But love kept disappearing like children chasing fire flies in the dark. And to think that I once had it all, in my own backyard. You'd never know it now, but I used to have it all. A swing set and a plastic pool, a shaggy dog that lived to fetch a ball. An angel with a glass of tea, laughin' at the kids and me, all soakin' wet from washin' that old car. And to think that I once had it all, in my own backyard. That bare spot's grown over now, where third base used to be. And the weeds have choked out all the flowers, but they can't kill the memories. Lord, I'd love to run back home, but there's no one there for me. And that grass I used to hate to mow, sure is lookin' green. Ohh, you'd never know it now, but I used to have it all. A swing set and a plastic pool, a shaggy dog that lived to fetch a ball. An angel with a glass of tea, laughin' at the kids and me, all soakin' wet from washin' that old car. And to think that I once had it all, in my own backyard. AHHH>>> You'd never know it now, but I used to have it all,all, all>> Spoken: Once I had everything, Sing again: In my own back yard..... |
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from Joe Diffie - Honky Tonk Attitude (1993)
They were farm kids way down in Dixie
Met in high school in the sixties Everyone knew it was love from the start One July, in the midnight hour He climbed upon the water tower Stood on the rail and painted a ten-foot heart In John Deere green On a hot summer night He wrote "Billy Bob loves Charlene" In letters three-foot high And the whole town said that he should have used red But it looked good to Charlene In John Deere green They settled down on eighty acres Raising sweet corn, kids, and tomatoes They went together like a hand and a glove On a clear day from their front yard If you look and know what to look for Off to the east you can still read his words of love In John Deere green On a hot summer night He wrote "Billy Bob loves Charlene" In letters three-foot high And the whole town said the boy should have used red But it looked good to Charlene In John Deere green Now more than once the town has discovered Painting over it ain't no use There ain't no paint in the world that'll cover it The heart keeps showing through In John Deere green On a hot summer night He wrote "Billy Bob loves Charlene" In letters three-foot high And the whole town said the fool should have used red But it looked good to Charlene In John Deere green Ah, paint it green boy In John Deere green On a hot summer night He wrote "Billy Bob loves Charlene" In letters three-foot high And the whole town said the boy should have used red But it looked good to Charlene In John Deere green John Deere green |
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from Joe Diffie - Honky Tonk Attitude (1993)
Well I ain't afraid of die'n,It's the though of being dead
I wanna go on being me once my eulogys been read Don't spread my ashes out to sea, don't lay me down to rest You can put my mind to ease if you fill my last request Prop me up beside the jukebox if I die Lord I wanna go to heaven but I don't wanna go tonight Fill my boots up with sand, put a stiff drink in my hand prop me up beside the jukebox if I die Just let my headstone be a neon sign Just let in burn in memory of all of my good times Fix me up with a manican just remember i like blondes Ill be the life of the party even when im dead and gone Prop me up beside the jukebox if I die Lord I wanna go to heaven but I don't wanna go tonight Fill my boots up with sand, put a stiff drink in my hand prop me up beside the jukebox if I die Just make your next selection and while your still in line You can pay you last respects one quarter at a time Prop me up beside the jukebox if I die Lord I wanna go to heaven but I don't wanna go tonight fill my boots up with sand put a stiff drink in my hand prop me up beside the jukebox if I die Prop me up beside the jukebox if I die Lord I wanna go to heaven but I don't wanna go tonight fill my boots up with sand put a stiff drink in my hand prop me up beside the jukebox if I die Oh prop me up beside the jukebox if I die |
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from Joe Diffie - Honky Tonk Attitude (1993)
The street that we live on
Sure ain't no yellow brick road This paycheck that I bring home Sure ain't no pot of gold When people dream they don't wish they were us But what they dont know we got More than enough. Somewhere under the rainbow Just watching the late show Living on love Dancing slow to the radio Just holding on Somewhere under the rainbow. Some folks spend their whole life Dreaming about the other side Where the rain never falls and those bluebirds fly But I take forever where the skies aren"t always blue 'Cause when I'm in your arms I know dreams come true. Somewhere under the rainbow Just watching the late show Living on love Dancing slow to the radio Just holding on Somewhere under the rainbow. |
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Well the beer's on the bar and the smoke fills the air
And there's a fool in every corner man I just don't care Tight pants, line dance, stetson hats and cowboy boots They got a Friday night, get right, honky tonk attitude Well the waitress never leaves you with a half-empty glass And every girl's on the dance floor shakin' her... well It's a two step, three step, outta step, country mood They got a Friday night, get right, honky tonk attitude Well now everybody knows that's where everybody goes Just to dance away their blues So leave your cares behind, it's just a state of mind What have you got to lose Hey bartender pour us another round, We're just get gettin' started don't shut us down We need a slow dance, romanced, last chance rendezvous We need a Friday night, get right, honky tonk attitude If you've got a Friday night, get right, honky tonk attitude Yeah you need a Friday night, get right, honky tonk attitude |
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from Joe Diffie - Third Rock From The Sun (1994)
I could show you where I stood today
Had my doubts, packed my clothes, I was on my way Right here on this spot was as far as I got I couldn't make it from here on out Lord, it felt like my shoes were nailed to the floor Had to hold to that old chair when I opened the door I got a breathtaking view of my life without you And I couldn't make it from here on out From here on out, I'm gonna know What I have and just how close I was to leaving what I'll need most From here on out Your sweet love turned me around Now every precious moment counts Oh, how I'm gonna love you From here on out One by one I retraced Every step I'd made And carefully put everything back in its place From here on out, I'm gonna know What I have and just how close I was to leaving what I'll need most From here on out Your sweet love turned me around Now every precious moment counts Oh, how I'm gonna love you From here on out |
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from Joe Diffie - Third Rock From The Sun (1994)
Man that smells good!
I can't get rich; I can't make a living, But I sure do something for the neighborhood women. I wake up every morning with em knocking at my door; You can't keep 'em waiting when they're begging for more. "Back! Back!" I hollered to my hound, "You're supposed to keep 'em from coming around!" I used to think they were after me But they're just after my recipe, for Good brown gravy, good brown gravy, I said Good brown gravy, Mmm, good brown gravy Well, you can sop it with a biscuit, you can eat it from a pan, You can lick it off your fingers when it's running down your hand. If I could get a backer I could cause a big commotion. I could put it on the market, call it "Biscuit Lotion." "Back! Back!" I hollered to my hound, "You're supposed to keep 'em from coming around!" I used to think they were after me But they're just after my recipe, for Good brown gravy, good brown gravy, I said Good brown gravy, Mmm, good brown gravy Well, Granny told my momma 'bout the power that it had; Good Brown Gravy is the way she got my dad. They tried to get me in the Army, tried to get me in the Navy, Just to get the secret of my good brown gravy. "Back! Back!" I hollered to my hound, "You're supposed to keep 'em from coming around!" I used to think they were after me But they're just after my recipe, for Good brown gravy, good brown gravy, I said Good brown gravy, good brown gravy Good brown gravy, good brown gravy I mean good brown gravy! |
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from Joe Diffie - Third Rock From The Sun (1994)
I'm not a wealthy man, don't pay for my suntan
I work out in the heat and the cold Sometimes I'd like to be the big, bad wolf 'Stead of just another sheep in the fold I hear the rich man holler 'bout the shrinking dollar And cry about a luxury tax They won't let him write off his lil' eighty-foot yacht I'd like to have a problem like that Yeah, I'd like to have a problem like that Should I buy the Porsche or the stretch Cadillac Do I wanna drive fast or just ride around in the back I'd like to have a problem like that I saw a celebrity talkin' on the T.V. He looked like a tall Tom Cruise He's seeing Sheila and Bambi, Linda and Candy They're burning both ends of his fuse He says he's suffocating, he needs a vacation From all the kissing and hugging, the sweet talk and loving I'd like to have a problem like that Oh, I'd like to have a problem like that Be a one-man woman juggling act How many can you keep in the air before you lose track I'd like to have a problem like that I'd like to be too rich, I'd to be too thin I'd like to be too young, I'd like to be too in Should I kiss and tell, write a book on my life And how much can I get for the movie rights Oh, I'd like to have a problem like that Be a tabloid star at the checkout rack Should I drag 'em through court Or tell 'em to kiss my fax I'd like to have a problem like that Give me those problems I think that I could solve 'em I'd like to have a problem like that |
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from Joe Diffie - Third Rock From The Sun (1994)
With a dozen roses in his gunrack
Junior pulled up into her sidelot Carried them up to the front door and hollered, "Wanda, lookit what I got!" She was sittin there watchin TV with a drywall hanger named Shorty She pressed her nose to the screen door and said, "They smell like WD40" He said, "Now don't you be that way, you know how much I love you I can't hardly sleep at night and when I do I dream of you. And by the way Shorty I thank you You could've had them put me in jail, Son I'm just glad I run out of air hose When I come at you with that nail gun." Oh Junior's in love, ain't that a good one? He'll track her down and then if she should run He'll bring her home like a deer on the hood, Son Junior's in love Wanda walked down the front steps and said, "I hate to break up the party, But I've got to get to work by 5, would you run me over there, Shorty?" That's when Junior turned bright red and said, "I'm taking her to the diner!" and he threw Shorty in the truck bed with a busted nose and a shiner Oh Junior's in love, ain't that a hot one? There's lots of lovers and Junior he's not one Don't know a kiss from a hug from a shotgun Junior's in love Oh you know there's an old puddle down by the diner and it came out of his transmission That's where he parks every night and stares through the window In a lovesick and sorry condition Oh Junior's in love, ain't that a good one? He'll track her down and then if she should run He'll bring her home like a deer on the hood, Son Junior's in love Oh, he's in love |
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from Joe Diffie - Third Rock From The Sun (1994)
Well, I got my first truck when I was three
Drove a hundred thousand miles on my knees Hauled marbles and rocks and thought twice before I hauled a Barbie Doll bed for the girl next door She tried to pay me with a kiss and I began to understand There's something women like about a pickup man When I turned sixteen, I saved a few hundred bucks My first car was a pickup truck I was cruising the town and the first girl I seen Was Bobbie Jo Gentry, the homecoming queen She flagged me down and climbed up in the cab And said, "I never knew you were a pickup man" You can set my truck on fire and roll it down a hill And I still wouldn't trade it for a Coupe De Ville I got an eight-foot bed that never has to be made You know, if it weren't for trucks we wouldn't have tailgates I met all my wives in traffic jams There's just something women like about a pickup man Most Friday nights I can be found In the bed of my truck on an old chaise lounge Backed into my spot at the drive-in show You know a cargo light gives off a romantic glow I never have to wait in line at the popcorn stand 'Cause there's something women like about a pickup man You can set my truck on fire and roll it down a hill And I still wouldn't trade it for a Coupe De Ville I got an eight-foot bed that never has to be made You know, if it weren't for trucks we wouldn't have tailgates I met all my wives in traffic jams There's just something women like about a pickup man A bucket of rust or a brand new machine Once around the block and you'll know what I mean You can set my truck on fire and roll it down a hill And I still wouldn't trade it for a Coupe De Ville I got an eight-foot bed that never has to be made You know, if it weren't for trucks we wouldn't have tailgates I met all my wives in traffic jams There's just something women like about a pickup man Yeah, there's something women like about a pickup man |
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from Joe Diffie - Third Rock From The Sun (1994)
you could've kissed me, like this wasnt gonna last
kept me from saying something I'll never take back you could have held me like there was no chance of me waking up where I am you could have stop short of every dream I've ever had (chorus) so help me girl you've gone too far its way too late to save my heart the way it feels each time we touch I know Ive never been so loved and I can't help myself so help me girl you had to be there when that old sun came up makin last night feel like a vision of things yet to come you just had to hold me like nobody else now look what you've gone and done you had to love me till I couldnt get enough (chorus) 2x now I cant help myself so help me girl |
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from Joe Diffie - Third Rock From The Sun (1994)
Yesteday I missed my exit
On my way to Sears A song was on the radio I hadn't heard in years For a minute there the interstate Was 2nd Avenue And I was singing "Everlasting Love" And driving home to you Somewhere down that road not taken Will forever live those dreams that were forsaken Just every now and then I think what would have been Somewhere down that road not taken By now we'd have our own business And a house just out of town In a neighborhood that smelled like dinner When the sun went down Two kids playing in their rooms With toys we never had A little girl who looks like you And a boy, just like his dad Somewhere down that road not taken Will forever live those dreams That were forsaken Just every now and then I think about what would have been Somewhere down that road not taken What if I had asked you What if you'd said "yes" There's no way I'll ever know Still I can't help but guess Somewhere down that road not taken Will forever live those dreams That were forsaken Just every now and then I miss a place I've never been Somewhere down that road not taken Yesterday I missed my exit On my way to Sears |
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from Joe Diffie - Third Rock From The Sun (1994)
I'm used to havin' my breakfast in bed
Never have to lift a finger to butter my bread I keep my baby satisfied if you know what I mean 'Cause she told me I'm walkin' talkin' love machine Lord, I got the self assurance of a king on a throne Cause she told me that she'd love me 'til the cows came home The cows came home The cows came home I heard somethin' mooin' Turned around and she was gone Lord have mercy, the cows came home The whole herd showed up when they heard she'd gone But I guess it's better than bein' alone Well the slammin' of the door is like a pie in the face But I got enough milk for the human race I didn't have to clue that there was anything wrong 'Cause she told me that she'd love me 'til the cows came home The cows came home The cows came home I heard somethin' mooin' Turned around and she was gone Lord have mercy, the cows came home I didn't see the writing on the wall Missed the invitation to the bovine ball I didn't hear no cowbells ringin' Gonna have to face the music that the fat lady's singin' The cows came home The cows came home I heard somethin' mooin' Turned around and she was gone Lord have mercy, the cows came home |
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from Joe Diffie - Third Rock From The Sun (1994)
She walks into Smokey's
one hip at a time Like a broken field runner slippin' through the lines He likes the way she looks so he calls a little wife says don't wait up for me, I'll be workin late tonight. Wife hangs up the phone bursts into tears calls her sister up and cries get over here. Sister tells her boyfriend be back in awhile boyfriend wants a beer, the store is just a mile. Leaves the motor runnin' he'll only be a minute, his car drives away with teenagers in it. Driver tells his buddies, got one life to live they scream into the night, lets get it over with. Chorus: Cause and effect, chain of events, all of the chaos makes perfect sense, when we're spinnin' round, things come undone. Welcome to the earth, third rock from the sun. The kid guns the gas, car starts to swerve Heads for a semi-truck, jumps the curb Truck hits a bigboy in the Shoney's parking lot Flies through the air, takes out the bank clock Clock strikes a light pole, transformer sparks lines go down, town goes dark. Waitress calls the cops says she saw it all swears a giant alien has landed at the mall Cops ring up the mayor says there's panic in the street, hate to wake you up but we cant find the chief, mayor says use your head, if he ain't in his car he's hiding from his wife, down at Smokey's bar Chorus X2 Welcome to Earth third rock from the sun. X3 |
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from Joe Diffie - Third Rock From The Sun (1994)
There's a place I can go
Where I know I'll always be welcome Night after night When your memory comes around, I just take a ride down the road And look for the light When I see that old sign flashin' That's when I know I'm on my way I'm goin' out to the wild blue yonder Break through this cloud I'm under Out to the wild blue yonder And let my mind wander away Maybe I can find a friend there, Someone who's been where I am And knows what to do With a heart that won't stop breakin' And a mind that won't stop takin' me back To the image of you Tonight I know my destination A place where no one knows you name I'm goin' out to the wild blue yonder Break through this cloud I'm under Out to the wild blue yonder And let my mind wander away You know that jukebox sounds like thunder When that whiskey pours like rain I'm goin' out to the wild blue yonder Break through this cloud I'm under Out to the wild blue yonder And let my mind wander away |
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from Country Dance Super Hits (1995)
Well the beer's on the bar and the smoke fills the air
And there's a fool in every corner man I just don't care Tight pants, line dance, stetson hats and cowboy boots They got a Friday night, get right, honky tonk attitude Well the waitress never leaves you with a half-empty glass And every girl's on the dance floor shakin' her... well It's a two step, three step, outta step, country mood They got a Friday night, get right, honky tonk attitude Well now everybody knows that's where everybody goes Just to dance away their blues So leave your cares behind, it's just a state of mind What have you got to lose Hey bartender pour us another round, We're just get gettin' started don't shut us down We need a slow dance, romanced, last chance rendezvous We need a Friday night, get right, honky tonk attitude If you've got a Friday night, get right, honky tonk attitude Yeah you need a Friday night, get right, honky tonk attitude |
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from Country Dance Super Hits (1995)
She walks into Smokey's
one hip at a time Like a broken field runner slippin' through the lines He likes the way she looks so he calls a little wife says don't wait up for me, I'll be workin late tonight. Wife hangs up the phone bursts into tears calls her sister up and cries get over here. Sister tells her boyfriend be back in awhile boyfriend wants a beer, the store is just a mile. Leaves the motor runnin' he'll only be a minute, his car drives away with teenagers in it. Driver tells his buddies, got one life to live they scream into the night, lets get it over with. Chorus: Cause and effect, chain of events, all of the chaos makes perfect sense, when we're spinnin' round, things come undone. Welcome to the earth, third rock from the sun. The kid guns the gas, car starts to swerve Heads for a semi-truck, jumps the curb Truck hits a bigboy in the Shoney's parking lot Flies through the air, takes out the bank clock Clock strikes a light pole, transformer sparks lines go down, town goes dark. Waitress calls the cops says she saw it all swears a giant alien has landed at the mall Cops ring up the mayor says there's panic in the street, hate to wake you up but we cant find the chief, mayor says use your head, if he ain't in his car he's hiding from his wife, down at Smokey's bar Chorus X2 Welcome to Earth third rock from the sun. X3 |
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from Joe Diffie - Mr. Christmas (1995)
Up and down the street tonight
There?s a Santa Claus at every light Trees for sale on the corner lot Waiting for a home Everywhere across the land Gifts are wrapped with loving hands Around the world as children sleep A star begins to glow And somewhere, someone quietly explains To a loved one what all this means Two thousands years ago The sky was bright with the Heavenly host Peace on Earth good will towards men Has been hangin? in ever since From that night and forevermore Every man whether rich or poor Will share the love, the hope, and joy All because of a baby boy When Christmas Day is finally here And friends and family gather near Memories shared from seasons past And a little child will ask The someone, somewhere will quietly explain To a loved one what all this means Two thousands years ago The sky was bright with the Heavenly host Peace on Earth good will towards men Has been hangin? in ever since From that night and forevermore Every man whether rich or poor Will share the love, the hope, and joy All because of a baby boy |
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from Joe Diffie - Mr. Christmas (1995)
Have yourself a merry little Christmas
Let your heart be light From now on our troubles will be out of sight Have yourself a merry little Christmas Make the Yule-tide gay From now on our troubles will be miles away Here were are as in olden days Happy golden days of yore Faithful friends who are dear to us Gather near to us Once more Through the years we all will be together If the Fates allow Hang a shining star upon the highest bough And have yourself a merry little Christmas now Here were are as in olden days Happy golden days of yore Faithful friends who are dear to us Gather near to us Once more Through the years we all will be together If the Fates allow Hang a shining star upon the highest bough And have yourself a merry little Christmas now |
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from Joe Diffie - Mr. Christmas (1995)
Well you've all heard the story
About Rudolph and his nose Well I'll tell you a Christmas Tale That never has been told Well you may think you've heard it all But you ain't heard nothin' yet About that crazy Christmas That the North Pole can't forget Rudolph was under the weather And had to call in sick So he got on the horn To his cousin Leroy Who lived out in the sticks He said Santa's really counting on me And I hate to pass the buck Leroy said Hey I'm on my way And he jumped in his pick-up truck When Leroy got to the North Pole All the reindeer snickered and laughed They never seen a deer in overalls And a John Deer trucker hat Well Santa stepped in And said just calm down Cuz we all got a job to do Like it or not Leroy's in charge And he's gonna be leading you And he was (chours) Leroy The Redneck Reindeer Hooked to the front of the sleigh Delivering toys to all the good ol' boys And girls along the way He's just a down home party animal Two Steppin all across the sky He mixes jingle bells with the rebel yell And made history that night Before that night was over Leroy had changed there tune He had them scootin a hoof On every single roof By the light of a neon moon Santa wrapped his bag with the dixie flag He was having the time of his life You could here him call Merry Chistmas Ya'll And to all of ya'll a goodnight And he was Leroy The Redneck Reindeer Hooked to the front of the sleigh Delivering toys to all the good ol' boys And girls along the way He's just a down home party animal Two Steppin all across the sky He mixes jingle bells with the rebel yell And made history that night He mixes Jingle Bells with the rebel yell And made history that night |
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from Joe Diffie - Mr. Christmas (1995)
Oh, the weather outside is frightful
But the fire is so delightful And since we've no place to go Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow It doesn't show signs of stopping And I brought some corn for popping The lights are turned way down low Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow When we finally say good night How I hate going out in the storm But if you really hold me tight All the way home I'll be warm The fire is slowly dying My dear, we're still goodbying As long as you love me so Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow |
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from Joe Diffie - Mr. Christmas (1995)
Thru the deep snows of uncertain winter descending
With Joseph I wander, with Mary I ride Toward the promise that waits At their harsh journey?s ending Those of humble estate shall in mansions abide Sprinkle some glitter on magazine angels Use matchsticks and clothespins to build Bethlehem Make the star in the East from a piece of tin foil Look for the child within Let Jesus be born again Now who will be greatest in the kingdom of Heaven The least of all children, the greatest shall be So turn not away from the poor and forgotten And always remember, his favorites are these Sprinkle some glitter on magazine angels Use matchsticks and clothespins to build Bethlehem Make the star in the East from a piece of tin foil Look for the child within Let Jesus be born again The gifts that we bring unto loved ones and strangers Also we bring to the babe in the manger So come all ye faithfull, ye shepherds and kings Look for the child within Let Jesus be born again Let Jesus be born again |
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from Joe Diffie - Mr. Christmas (1995)
Hey look comin? down the way
Guess who got back in town today I know he?s got some goodies on his sleigh Could it be, why yes, it?s Mr. Christmas Slidin? sideways kickin? up snow Makin? a sound that goes ho ho ho A big jelly belly and a cherry for a nose Could it be, why yes, it?s Mr. Christmas Everywhere he goes he?s spreadin? Christmas cheer Everybody know he?ll be back again next year Mr. Christmas A Barbie doll and a little toy gun Milk and cookies and he?s on the run You?ve gotta love him that old son of a gun Was that him? Why yes it was, Mr. Christmas Everywhere he goes he?s spreadin? Christmas cheer Everybody know he?ll be back again next year Mr. Christmas |
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from Joe Diffie - Mr. Christmas (1995)
O holy night
The stars are brightly shining, It is the night of our dear Saviour's birth. Long lay the world in Sin and error pining Till he appeared and the soul Felt its worth The thrill of hope The weary world rejoices For yonder breaks A new and glorious morn Fall on your knees Oh, hear the angel voices Oh night divine Oh night when Christ was born Oh night divine Oh night, O holy night The thrill of hope The weary world rejoices For yonder breaks A new and glorious morn Fall on your knees Oh, hear the angel voices Oh night divine Oh night when Christ was born Oh night divine Oh night, O holy night Childrens Choir Out |
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from Joe Diffie - Mr. Christmas (1995)
On Christmas morn' a son was born
No one knew he'd be the King of Kings A baby child so meek and mild And through the ages, angel voices sing Praise and Alleluia to the Savior Give thanks to God for all the gifts he brings Praise and Alleluia to the Savior And don't forget what Christmas really means Wise men came, they knew his name That blessed day went down in history And still today he lights the way And shows his love for all the world to see Praise and Alleluia to the Savior Give thanks to God for all the gifts he brings Praise and Alleluia to the Savior And don't forget what Christmas really means Pretty bows and mistletoe Families gathered 'round the Christmas tree And while they share their Christmas fare They remember that the greatest gift was free Praise and Alleluia to the Savior Give thanks to God for all the gifts he brings Praise and Alleluia to the Savior And don't forget what Christmas really means Praise and Alleluia to the Savior And don't forget what Christmas really means |
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from Joe Diffie - Mr. Christmas (1995)
Silent night
Holy night All is calm All is bright ?Round yon virgin Mother and child Holy infant So tender and mild Sleep in heavenly peace Sleep in heavenly peace Silent night Holy night Son of God Love's pure light Radiant beams From thy holy face With the dawn Of redeeming grace Jesus, Lord, at thy birth. Jesus, Lord, at thy birth. Sleep in heavenly peace |
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from Joe Diffie - Mr. Christmas (1995)
Turn out the lights
We just need the lights from the tree The kids are in bed Baby it?s just you and me Side by side, the fire is bright, on this oh so blessed night The gifts lying there Cannot compare to the love you give Sealed with a kiss For as long as I live Ribbons and bows, could never show, all that I want you know I want to take you in my arms tonight And keep the fire burning bright ?Cause if the best things in life are free There?s nothing you could buy for me Your presence is enough Wrap me in your love Look into the night There?s a star in the sky that I see It?s come so far To shine its light for you and me As if it know, I?m holding you close, underneath the mistletoe I want to take you in my arms tonight And keep the fire burning bright ?Cause if the best things in life are free There?s nothing you could buy for me Your presence is enough Wrap me in your love Your presence is enough Wrap me in your love |
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from Steppin' Country Volume II (1996)
Well I ain't afraid of die'n,It's the though of being dead
I wanna go on being me once my eulogys been read Don't spread my ashes out to sea, don't lay me down to rest You can put my mind to ease if you fill my last request Prop me up beside the jukebox if I die Lord I wanna go to heaven but I don't wanna go tonight Fill my boots up with sand, put a stiff drink in my hand prop me up beside the jukebox if I die Just let my headstone be a neon sign Just let in burn in memory of all of my good times Fix me up with a manican just remember i like blondes Ill be the life of the party even when im dead and gone Prop me up beside the jukebox if I die Lord I wanna go to heaven but I don't wanna go tonight Fill my boots up with sand, put a stiff drink in my hand prop me up beside the jukebox if I die Just make your next selection and while your still in line You can pay you last respects one quarter at a time Prop me up beside the jukebox if I die Lord I wanna go to heaven but I don't wanna go tonight fill my boots up with sand put a stiff drink in my hand prop me up beside the jukebox if I die Prop me up beside the jukebox if I die Lord I wanna go to heaven but I don't wanna go tonight fill my boots up with sand put a stiff drink in my hand prop me up beside the jukebox if I die Oh prop me up beside the jukebox if I die |
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from Steppin' Country Volume II (1996)
She walks into Smokey's
one hip at a time Like a broken field runner slippin' through the lines He likes the way she looks so he calls a little wife says don't wait up for me, I'll be workin late tonight. Wife hangs up the phone bursts into tears calls her sister up and cries get over here. Sister tells her boyfriend be back in awhile boyfriend wants a beer, the store is just a mile. Leaves the motor runnin' he'll only be a minute, his car drives away with teenagers in it. Driver tells his buddies, got one life to live they scream into the night, lets get it over with. Chorus: Cause and effect, chain of events, all of the chaos makes perfect sense, when we're spinnin' round, things come undone. Welcome to the earth, third rock from the sun. The kid guns the gas, car starts to swerve Heads for a semi-truck, jumps the curb Truck hits a bigboy in the Shoney's parking lot Flies through the air, takes out the bank clock Clock strikes a light pole, transformer sparks lines go down, town goes dark. Waitress calls the cops says she saw it all swears a giant alien has landed at the mall Cops ring up the mayor says there's panic in the street, hate to wake you up but we cant find the chief, mayor says use your head, if he ain't in his car he's hiding from his wife, down at Smokey's bar Chorus X2 Welcome to Earth third rock from the sun. X3 |
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from Honky Tonk Super Hits (1996)
Well the beer's on the bar and the smoke fills the air
And there's a fool in every corner man I just don't care Tight pants, line dance, stetson hats and cowboy boots They got a Friday night, get right, honky tonk attitude Well the waitress never leaves you with a half-empty glass And every girl's on the dance floor shakin' her... well It's a two step, three step, outta step, country mood They got a Friday night, get right, honky tonk attitude Well now everybody knows that's where everybody goes Just to dance away their blues So leave your cares behind, it's just a state of mind What have you got to lose Hey bartender pour us another round, We're just get gettin' started don't shut us down We need a slow dance, romanced, last chance rendezvous We need a Friday night, get right, honky tonk attitude If you've got a Friday night, get right, honky tonk attitude Yeah you need a Friday night, get right, honky tonk attitude |
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from Honky Tonk Super Hits (1996)
Well I ain't afraid of die'n,It's the though of being dead
I wanna go on being me once my eulogys been read Don't spread my ashes out to sea, don't lay me down to rest You can put my mind to ease if you fill my last request Prop me up beside the jukebox if I die Lord I wanna go to heaven but I don't wanna go tonight Fill my boots up with sand, put a stiff drink in my hand prop me up beside the jukebox if I die Just let my headstone be a neon sign Just let in burn in memory of all of my good times Fix me up with a manican just remember i like blondes Ill be the life of the party even when im dead and gone Prop me up beside the jukebox if I die Lord I wanna go to heaven but I don't wanna go tonight Fill my boots up with sand, put a stiff drink in my hand prop me up beside the jukebox if I die Just make your next selection and while your still in line You can pay you last respects one quarter at a time Prop me up beside the jukebox if I die Lord I wanna go to heaven but I don't wanna go tonight fill my boots up with sand put a stiff drink in my hand prop me up beside the jukebox if I die Prop me up beside the jukebox if I die Lord I wanna go to heaven but I don't wanna go tonight fill my boots up with sand put a stiff drink in my hand prop me up beside the jukebox if I die Oh prop me up beside the jukebox if I die |
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from Super Hits Of 1995 (1996)
Well, I got my first truck when I was three
Drove a hundred thousand miles on my knees Hauled marbles and rocks and thought twice before I hauled a Barbie Doll bed for the girl next door She tried to pay me with a kiss and I began to understand There's something women like about a pickup man When I turned sixteen, I saved a few hundred bucks My first car was a pickup truck I was cruising the town and the first girl I seen Was Bobbie Jo Gentry, the homecoming queen She flagged me down and climbed up in the cab And said, "I never knew you were a pickup man" You can set my truck on fire and roll it down a hill And I still wouldn't trade it for a Coupe De Ville I got an eight-foot bed that never has to be made You know, if it weren't for trucks we wouldn't have tailgates I met all my wives in traffic jams There's just something women like about a pickup man Most Friday nights I can be found In the bed of my truck on an old chaise lounge Backed into my spot at the drive-in show You know a cargo light gives off a romantic glow I never have to wait in line at the popcorn stand 'Cause there's something women like about a pickup man You can set my truck on fire and roll it down a hill And I still wouldn't trade it for a Coupe De Ville I got an eight-foot bed that never has to be made You know, if it weren't for trucks we wouldn't have tailgates I met all my wives in traffic jams There's just something women like about a pickup man A bucket of rust or a brand new machine Once around the block and you'll know what I mean You can set my truck on fire and roll it down a hill And I still wouldn't trade it for a Coupe De Ville I got an eight-foot bed that never has to be made You know, if it weren't for trucks we wouldn't have tailgates I met all my wives in traffic jams There's just something women like about a pickup man Yeah, there's something women like about a pickup man |
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from Joe Diffie - Twice Upon A Time (1997)
HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM [2:50]
Joe Diffie From The Album: Twice Upon A Time (1997) Written by: Steve Dukes/Michael Higgins/Chris Lindrey Peaked Billboard position: Did not chart She said she'd meet me in the cheap seats in the end zone And now I sittin's here cryin' In the parkin' lot of the Astro Dome When she stands me up like this, We both know where she is Big city what are we gonna do Looks like it's just me and you Houston, we have a problem I think we've lost her one more time Houston, she's gone to Austin She's run off and left us high and dry He slicks his hair back And he talks fast for a southerner He's the bona fide right hand Of the third hand from the governor I don't know what she sees in him But dog gone it, she's gone again Leavin' me in a pool of tears What's it gonna take to keep her here Houston, we have a problem I thank we lost her one more time Houston, she's gone to Austin She's run off and left us high and dry * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * You've gotta million petty fights But every time she takes that ride You loose every bit of your shine Houston, we have a problem I think we've lost her one more time Houston, she's gone to Austin She's run off and left us high and dry Houston, we have a problem I think we've lost her one more time Houston, she's gone to Austin She's run off and left us high and dry A haugh, high and dry |
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from Joe Diffie - Twice Upon A Time (1997)
I'm out here stranded on this Oklahoma Road
Nothing but a broken truck, heat and dust and a million high line poles If only I could tap the line I'd be just fine If I could talk to her right now Cause there's a voice inside of me That's saying something's wrong Cause I've tried a hundred times and a hundred dimes to reach her on the phone and like the sun my hearts sinkin cause I'm thinkin it don't matter anyhow And I got a feelin' she ain't feelin' what I'm feelin anymore I got a sneakin suspicion love is walkin out the door Now I'm dealin with a heartache like I've never felt before I got a feelin' she ain't feelin' what I'm feelin anymore I like this ramblin life but what a price to pay To think I'd let a dollar sign and a diesel whine drive her love away I've got a real strong premonition She ain't missin me as much as I miss her And I got a feelin' she ain't feelin' what I'm feelin anymore I got a sneakin suspicion love is walkin out the door Now I'm dealin with a heartache like I've never felt before And I got a feelin' she ain't feelin' what I'm feelin anymore I got a feelin' she ain't feelin' what I'm feelin' anymore |
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from Joe Diffie - Twice Upon A Time (1997)
This is your brain makin' everything make sense,
Countin' those nickels and dimes. This is your brain balancin' on the fence, walkin' that logical line. This is your brain got it all under control, both hands on the wheel. Stay in your lane, keepin' it tame, this is your brain. Then she walks right by and that all goes out the window, And your IQ starts to dwindle, at the mention of her name. And she winks and smiles and your heart starts over loadin' And you're crazy over everything she does. You ain't insane, this is your brain, on love. This is your brain buddy you can handle this, Gotta just get a grip. This is your brain man there ain't a woman alive, That you can't resist. This is your brain baby, just slow on down, Don't want to jump the tracks. You can refrain, keep it contained, this is your brain. Then she walks right by and that all goes out the window, And your IQ starts to dwindle, at the mention of her name. And she winks and smiles and your heart starts over loadin' And you're crazy over everything she does. You ain't insane, this is your brain, on love. You think that you're too clever now, to ever fall again, And your medulla oblongata says, boy get out while you can Then she walks right by and that all goes out the window, And your IQ starts to dwindle, at the mention of her name. And she winks and smiles and your heart starts over loadin' And you're crazy over everything she does. You ain't insane, this is your brain, on love. You ain't insane, this is your brain on love. Sweet love. |
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from Joe Diffie - Twice Upon A Time (1997)
Been doin' the math ever since you left
Pondering the properties of loneliness Stacking your efforts right up against mine You know I get the same answer every time You take four hundred seventeen nights and days A million and one promises made Put them all together and you throw 'em away You get zero Nothing but zero Oh, zero Mmmmmmm.... I remember learning all of this back in school I guess I never did apply it to me and you So, I guess I'll be the one to carry the blame Something times nothing always ends the same You take four hundred seventeen nights and days A million and one promises made Put them all together and you throw 'em away You get zero Nothing but zero Oh, zero Mmmmmmm.... Every time I think of how hard you try Baby, my blues just multiply.... You take four hundred seventeen nights and days A million and one promises made Put them all together and you throw 'em away You get zero Nothing but zero A great big zero Whoa, zero |
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from Super Hits Of 1997 (1999)
This is your brain makin' everything make sense,
Countin' those nickels and dimes. This is your brain balancin' on the fence, walkin' that logical line. This is your brain got it all under control, both hands on the wheel. Stay in your lane, keepin' it tame, this is your brain. Then she walks right by and that all goes out the window, And your IQ starts to dwindle, at the mention of her name. And she winks and smiles and your heart starts over loadin' And you're crazy over everything she does. You ain't insane, this is your brain, on love. This is your brain buddy you can handle this, Gotta just get a grip. This is your brain man there ain't a woman alive, That you can't resist. This is your brain baby, just slow on down, Don't want to jump the tracks. You can refrain, keep it contained, this is your brain. Then she walks right by and that all goes out the window, And your IQ starts to dwindle, at the mention of her name. And she winks and smiles and your heart starts over loadin' And you're crazy over everything she does. You ain't insane, this is your brain, on love. You think that you're too clever now, to ever fall again, And your medulla oblongata says, boy get out while you can Then she walks right by and that all goes out the window, And your IQ starts to dwindle, at the mention of her name. And she winks and smiles and your heart starts over loadin' And you're crazy over everything she does. You ain't insane, this is your brain, on love. You ain't insane, this is your brain on love. Sweet love. |
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from Joe Diffie - A Night To Remember (1999)
Been one tough week, dead on my feet
But, I've made plans for tonight When I'm feeling blue, know just what to do And how to make it right Seems like I've needed this forever Gonna have myself a night to remember Dim the lights, lock the door, spread your pictures On the floor, throw the dust off of our past let it All come floodin' back, cause' it ain't easy being Strong and when I can't forget your gone I just Surrender, and have myself a night to remember. Sad ain't my style but once in a while I just have to give in 'Cause a woman like you, is so hard to lose You just don't want it to end I know this can't go on forever So tonight I'll have a night to remember Dim the lights, lock the door, spread your pictures On the floor, throw the dust off of our past let it All come floodin' back, cause' it ain't easy being Strong and when I can't forget your gone I just Surrender, and have myself a night to remember. Oh it ain't easy being strong and when I can't Forget your gone I'll just surrender and have Myself a night to remember |
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from Joe Diffie - A Night To Remember (1999)
That?s one for me, and one for you
Add it up and we?re just two fools And on, and on, and on, and on, it goes You hurt me, and I hurt you woman Like two kids we're keepin? score Am I one, two or three heartaches ahead Are we even yet Are we even yet Do we even know if we?re holdin? on or lettin? go Nobody wins, when we can?t forgive and forget Are we even yet My words hurt, and cause you pain Tear drops fall like pourin? rain You cry and cry, love dies and dies some more Revenge is sweet, when you don?t talk I?m afraid you?re gonna walk What will it take to take back the things we?ve said Are we even yet Are we even yet Do we even know if we?re holdin? on or lettin? go Nobody wins, when we can?t forgive and forget Are we even yet |
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from Joe Diffie - A Night To Remember (1999)
The Day I left I told myself she's wrong
I'am better of gone....better of gone I headed my old truck, in to the dawn I'am better of gone...better of gone If I'am better of gone then why am I alone in the dark If I made the right move Then why am I so blue and why can't I convince my heart When my mind says better leave her alone You're better of gone I wonder should I call her on the phone..naw I'am better of gone....better of gone surely I can make it on my own I'am better of gone....better of gone If I'am better of gone then why am I alone in the dark If I made the right move Then why am I so blue and why can't I convince my heart When my mind says better leave her alone You're better of gone If I made the right move Then why am I so blue and why can't I convince my heart When my mind says better leave her alone You're better of gone...better og gone |
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from Joe Diffie - A Night To Remember (1999)
Yesterday you walked away and left me
Today you say your sorry that we're through Our love will work we'll heal the hurt so help me laying blame is the last thing I would do I'm the only thing I hold against you let my loving arms show you the truth there'll be no I told you so's no matter how much heart ache we'll go through I love you (I'll always love you) I'm the only thing I'll hold against you I know it'll be just like the first time that I held you when we swore that our love would always last lets give it one more try don't be afraid to One touch and we'll forget about the past I'm the only thing I hold against you Let my loving arms show you the truth there will be no I told you so's No matter how much heartache we'll go through I love you (I'll always love) I'm the only thing I'll hold against you Sometime things go wrong between a woman and a man I know will make it work All we need is a second chance I'm the only thing I hold against you let my loving arms show you the truth there'll be no I told you so's no matter heart ache we'll go through I love you (I love you I'll always love you) I'm the only thing I'll hold agianst you I'm the only hold against you |
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from Joe Diffie - A Night To Remember (1999)
Downtown, stoplight, red car rolls by.
What else can I do, but wonder if it's you. Scanning the stations, every song they're playin' is like a soundtrack, to the love we had. I should be over you by now, but every time I turn around... It's always somethin' every day remindin' me. Everywhere I go, there's a memory. Ready and awaitin' to catch me off guard, There's no way to prepare my heart. What I wouldn't give, what I wouldn't do. If only I could just stop missin' you. I'd let go of our love, like it was never nothing. But it's always something. Lunch time, a new place. Waitress says her name. Why does it have to be, Emily. Corner store, stop in. Someone ask, "How ya been?" I say I wouldn't know. I really gotta go. Wish I could forget you, but I don't know how. Cause every time I turn around...... It's always somethin' every day remindin' me. Everywhere I go, there's a memory. Ready and awaitin' to catch me off guard, There's no way to prepare my heart. What I wouldn't give, what I wouldn't do. If only I could just stop missin' you. I'd let go of our love, like it was never nothing. But it's always something. |
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from Joe Diffie - A Night To Remember (1999)
Maybe a day will come
When you look into my eyes And you won't see the love you saw before Maybe a day will come When the words you need to hear from me Are gone with the closing of a door. Chorus But not in this lifetime Not in this lifetime It's too impossible to do Not in this lifetime Could this heart of mine Be for anyone else but you Maybe a night will come You'll reach for me and find That I'm just a stranger that you hardly know Maybe a night will come When all this love I'm feeling for you now I won't feel anymore Chorus But not in this lifetime Not in this lifetime It's too impossible to do Not in this lifetime Could this heart of mine Be for anyone else but you There could never be a moment in my life No, not a single minute That didn't have you in it. Not in this lifetime Not in this lifetime It's too impossible to do No, not in this lifetime Could this heart of mine Be for anyone else but you Be for anyone else but you |
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from Joe Diffie - A Night To Remember (1999)
I know you're holding your breath
You're wondering what's coming next Can't be too careful this time No Love ain't something you trust You've seen a little too much of the quittin' kind That pain you're wrestling with I know right where it lives Been there a couple of times Always 'almost in tears' Living in fear of the quittin' kind If you don't know what you're got I'll tell you one thing it's not It's not the kind of love that would turn and run This one's steady and strong This one will keep going on and on and on To the end of time It ain't the quittin kind You don't have to be scared We're not going back there We're going to leave it behind All that sorrow and grief those bad memories of the quittin' kind If you don't know what you're got I'll tell you one thing it's not It's not the kind of love that would turn and run This one's steady and strong This one will keep going on and on and on To the end of time It ain't the quittin kind This one's steady and strong This one will keep going on and on and on To the end of time It ain't the quittin kind Quittin' kind no no no It ain't the quittin kind |
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from Joe Diffie - A Night To Remember (1999)
My name ain't someone that they would know
But I lived here not that long ago She told me that she loved this little frame house So I saved up some money and put a payment down (chorus) Right over there in that front porch swing We held hands and we dreamed a dream or two That sure looks like the same ol' door Where I kissed her goodbye a thousand times before Please, bring her back to me I came lookin' for a feelin' but the feelin's gone You can go back, but you can't go home I wonder if they'd mind if I wandered around inside I'm feelin' kinda low and it's been such a long long time I'd like to get a good look at what our life used to be But there's one bedroom I can't bear to see (chorus) It's where it started Home, it's where the heart is Home, is where I lost it Home, it's so hard to find again Right over there in that front porch swing We held hands and we dreamed a dream or two Underneath the moon That sure looks like the same ol' door Where I kissed her goodbye a thousand times before Please, bring her back to me I came lookin' for a feelin' but the feelin's gone You can go back, but you can't go home Oh, you can go back, but you can't go home |
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from Joe Diffie - In Another World (2001)
If l had sent a message
Like a whisper on the breeze I reckon it's not wonder That it never got to me I'm down here in Kentucky Where the sun don't ever shine The wind don't blow in a hollow deep as mine Oh if l raise my eyes And look straight up in the sky I can see the clouds rolling by Well they're and then they're gone But I'm still here alone The wind don't blow in a hollow deep as mine I saw a little blue bird Heard him singing through the trees It brought me right back to you Just as pretty as you please Then he took to flying Disappeared among the pines I can't get out of a hollow deep as mine Oh if l raise my eyes And look straight up in the sky I can see the clouds rolling by Well they're and then they're gone But I'm still here alone The wind don't blow in a hollow deep as mine |
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from Joe Diffie - In Another World (2001)
Darlin as i look at you..
reminds me of how much i am.. oh im a lucky man.. it wont mean love thats in your eyes.. only makes me realize.. where i should be.. and its time to leave.. kaz youve made me think of her.. and what our love was worth.. shes all ill ever need.. and i appreciate the drink.. and thank you for the dance.. and the chance to see.. if i lost her.. i couldnt live with me.. I cant remember what it was.. that made me say those hurtin words tonight.. what a silly fight... so at the risk of being rude.. ill say goodbye and promise you.. i wont forget..what you just did.. kaz you made me think of her.. and what our love is worth.. shes all ill ever need.. and i appreciate the drink and thank you for the dance.. and the chance to see.. if i lost her.. i couldnt live with me!! And i appreciate the drink and thank you for the dance.. and the chance to see.. if i lost her.. I COULDNT LIVE WITH ME!!! |
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from Joe Diffie - In Another World (2001)
Thumb stuck high in the air
Destination anywhere This road decides to go Underneath the desert sky I find a place to hide and rest my weary bones This underpass will shade the heat As my mind drifts off to sleep... There you are with your hair all down And your feet are bare and your cotton gown What a beautiful sight In the moonlight The way you're looking at me with your loving eyes You let me know that for all my life You would always be my only girl But that's another place in time Back when you were mine In another world A car stops way up ahead I climb inside her hair is red I thank her for the ride She talks the miles away I nod and smile and try to say Anything to be polite But as the darkness ends the day Another voice whisper's my name There you are with your hair all down And your feet are bare and your cotton gown What a beautiful sight In the moonlight The way you're looking at me with your loving eyes You let me know that for all my life You would always be my only girl But that's another place in time Back when you were mine In another world There you are with your hair all down And your feet are bare and your cotton gown What a beautiful sight (beautiful sight) In the moonlight The way you're looking at me with your loving eyes You let me know that for all my life You would always be my only girl But that's another place in time Back when you were mine In another world In another world In another world |
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from Joe Diffie - In Another World (2001)
1st verse
Well you filled up my head, With so many lies. You twisted my heart Til something snapped inside. I'd like to give it one more try but my give a damn's busted. You can crawl back home say you were wrong, stand out in the yard and cry all night long. Go ahead and water the lawn. My give a damn's busted. (Chorus) I really wanna care, I wanna feel somethin' Let me dig a little deeper..... Nah... Sorry.... Nothin' 2nd verse You can say you've got issues. You can say you're a victim. It's all your parents fault, I mean, after all you didn't pick em Maybe somebody else has got time to listen. My give a damn's busted. Well your therapist says It was all a mistake A product of the prozac And your co-dependent ways So who's your enabler these days? My give a damn's busted. (Chorus) I really wanna care, I wanna feel somethin' Let me dig a little deeper... Nah, still nothin' |
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from Joe Diffie - In Another World (2001)
I'm stoned on your love
(take off Earl) I don't need cigarettes or whiskey I don't get a rush from caffeine Ain't trippin out on nothing Not into that scene But I wake up every morning And I take a shot of her love It's a desperate habit if there ever was She's the rock that I'm leaning on She's my holy Jones I got a thirst for her love comin on strong she's my heart and soul addiction she's the only one I'm never giving it up I'm stayin stoned on her love l just can't live without it I'm strung out and going insane she's deep down in my bones pumpin through my veins She's the rock that I'm leaning on She's my holy Jones I got a thirst for her love comin on strong She's my heart and soul addiction Yeah she's the only one I'm never giving it up I'm stayin stoned on her love She's my heart and soul addiction I'm stayin stoned on her love Hey she's the rock that I'm leaning on Man I'm stayin stoned on her love I'm stoned, stoned, stoned on her love Yeah I'm stoned on her love Stoned, stoned, stoned on her love Whoa sweet baby don't you know that I'm stoned on your love |
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from Joe Diffie - In Another World (2001)
Here you come knockin' on my heart like a sledge hammer
Tearin' down these walls I built so high I'm tryin' to hide the truth behind all this false glamour But somehow the truth still shows up in my eyes Got a smile painted on my face Got my heartache locked away prayin' you won't see Stayin' steady, stayin' strong Actin' like there's nothin' wrong 'til you look at me Won't win this fight I surrender So turn another page of this pretender Sometimes I think I put it all behind me and I'm finally healing If you judge a book by it's cover then I'm alright For a moment I find some piece of mind that my heart is stealing Looks like I'm livin' it up but I'm dyin' down deep inside Oh yeah Got a smile painted on my face Got my heartache locked away prayin' you won't see Stayin' steady, stayin' strong Actin' like there's nothin' wrong 'til you look at me Won't win this fight I surrender So turn another page of this pretender Won't win this fight I surrender Mmm Mmm turn another page of this pretender Pretender, still your pretender Turn another page Pretender, still your pretender I'm livin' a lie I can't deny it Pretender, still your pretender It's never ending, I'm always pretending Pretender, still your pretender |
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from Joe Diffie - In Another World (2001)
Everybody said you'd break my heart
Well they're right, your love's killing me Dying feels so good so far I won't fight I'll go willingly But what a way to go girl If I should die in your arms tonight What a way to leave this world behind I'll give my heart and soul ‘til there's nothing left I'll lie right here and let you love me to death What a way to go What a way to go I can feel the flame of love so strong Blazing high, burning in your eyes There's no turning back I'm too far gone I can't stop, Heaven waits tonight But what a way to go girl If I should die in your arms tonight What a way to leave this world behind I'll give my heart and soul ‘til there's nothing left I'll lie right here and let you love me to death What a way to go What a way to go I'd give my heart and soul What a way to go |
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from Joe Diffie - 16 Biggest Hits (2002)
Been one tough week, dead on my feet
But, I've made plans for tonight When I'm feeling blue, know just what to do And how to make it right Seems like I've needed this forever Gonna have myself a night to remember Dim the lights, lock the door, spread your pictures On the floor, throw the dust off of our past let it All come floodin' back, cause' it ain't easy being Strong and when I can't forget your gone I just Surrender, and have myself a night to remember. Sad ain't my style but once in a while I just have to give in 'Cause a woman like you, is so hard to lose You just don't want it to end I know this can't go on forever So tonight I'll have a night to remember Dim the lights, lock the door, spread your pictures On the floor, throw the dust off of our past let it All come floodin' back, cause' it ain't easy being Strong and when I can't forget your gone I just Surrender, and have myself a night to remember. Oh it ain't easy being strong and when I can't Forget your gone I'll just surrender and have Myself a night to remember |
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from Joe Diffie - 16 Biggest Hits (2002)
He plays guitar at a hotel bar
For out of towners and business men He struts and sings to his drum machine But he won't make it big at the Holiday Inn But she thinks that he looks like Elvis When he runs his fingers through that jet black hair And sometimes she forgets an order 'Cause she's so struck by him that she stops and stares Chorus: They gotta love bigger than the Beatles Wild and free like a Rolling Stone They gotta love takes 'em higher than the Eagles Ain't life such a sweet sweet song Na na na na na Na na na na na Na na na na yeah yeah yeah She pours some drinks, loads up the sink And dreams of being a movie star Her mama said she'd knock 'em dead But Hollywood hasn't called so far But he thinks she's as pretty as a picture When she wipes down tables in her apron strings And sometimes he forgets a chorus 'Cause she's shining like a beauty on the silver screen Chorus No you won't find their names on the walk of fame But they ain't missing much 'Cause when the lights go down on tinsel town All you need is love Chorus |
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from Joe Diffie - 16 Biggest Hits (2002)
The only the thing I see ahead is
Just the heat a rising off the road The rainbows I've been chasing keep on fading before I find my pot of gold But more and more I'm thinking, that the only treasures that I'll ever know Are long ago and far behind and wrapped up in my memories of home Home was a swimming hole and a fishing pole and the feel of a muddy row between my toes Home was a back porch swing where I would sit and mom would sing amazing grace While she hung out the clothes, Home was an easy chair with my daddy there and the smell of Sunday supper on the stove My footsteps carry me away but in my mind I'm always going home Now the miles I put behind me ain't as hard as the miles that lay ahead And its much too late to listen to the words of wisdom that my daddy said The straight and narrow path he showed me turned into a thousand winding roads, My footsteps carry me away, but in my mind I'm always going home. Home was a swimming hole and a fishing pole and the feel of a muddy row between my toes Home was a back porch swing where I would sit and mom would sing amazing grace While she hung out the clothes, Home was an easy chair with my daddy there and the smell of Sunday supper on the stove My footsteps carry me away but in my mind I'm always going home Yeah, the straight and narrow path he showed me turned into a thousand winding roads, My footsteps carry me away, but in my mind I'm always going home. |
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from Joe Diffie - 16 Biggest Hits (2002)
Well the beer's on the bar and the smoke fills the air
And there's a fool in every corner man I just don't care Tight pants, line dance, stetson hats and cowboy boots They got a Friday night, get right, honky tonk attitude Well the waitress never leaves you with a half-empty glass And every girl's on the dance floor shakin' her... well It's a two step, three step, outta step, country mood They got a Friday night, get right, honky tonk attitude Well now everybody knows that's where everybody goes Just to dance away their blues So leave your cares behind, it's just a state of mind What have you got to lose Hey bartender pour us another round, We're just get gettin' started don't shut us down We need a slow dance, romanced, last chance rendezvous We need a Friday night, get right, honky tonk attitude If you've got a Friday night, get right, honky tonk attitude Yeah you need a Friday night, get right, honky tonk attitude |
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