[Disc 1]
1.

Intro - Guest Announcer: Chris Rock / 2.

Can A Girl Be A Bastard? / 3.

Ghetto Prize Or Fucked-up White Family / 4.

Dead Santa / 5.

Fart Asphyxiation / 6.

Make The White Pee / 7.

Parents' Divorce / 8.

Single Mom / 9.

Gramps + Grams / 10.

Rapunzel Garcia / 11.

Blue Balls Strategy / 12.

College Horny Dog / 13.

Penny / 14.

The Night Before Christmas / 15.

Gotta Get Some / 16.

Eveyln / 17.

My Divorce / 18.

Grampa's Pinga / 19.

High At Grampa's Funeral / 20.

Teeny, Da Woman Who Called Me On My Bullshit / 21.

Costumed X-mas / 22.

Holes In My Condom / 23.

Sonogram: No Ding Dong! / 24.

Home Birth Or Bikini Wax / 25.

Human Dairy Farm / 26.

Yakkity Yak / 27.

It's Got A Ding Dong / 28.

Airing Their Differences / 29.

Colicky Son - Or The Little Prick / 30.

Bedtime Story / 31.

6 Degrees Of Leguizamo Game / 32.

Spanish Fly Pick-Up Line Game / 33.

Behind-The-Scenes Video Of John's Live Summer 2001 Tour