(Martin Plaza) I had a meeting at the junction But my car wouldn't function Didn't have enough for the cab Say wouldn't it be fab To take a bus ride...bus ride The bus stop was down the road And as I left my abode I looked out upon the sea Oh lucky me
To take a bus ride...bus ride I climbed aboard and took a seat Satisfied that I would meet So many people there And every single one was rare On my bus ride...bus ride
I don't drink I don't smoke I don't sniff no coke New age That's me And that's what you should be I am Mr Natural You can call me Mr Natural I don't drive no car I live by the stars I don't eat no meat I am Mr Complete I am Mr Natural You can call me Mr Natural I am Mr Natural
I don't wear no skin I don't care who wins When I know that I'm right I don't get uptight I am Mr Natural You can call me Mr Natural I am Mr Natural You can call me Mr Natural Mr Natural Mr Natural Mr Natural
We're only making plans for Nigel We only want what's best for him We're only making plans for Nigel Nigel just needs a helping hand And if young Nigel says he's happy He must be happy, he must be happy, He must be happy in his world We're only making plans for Nigel He has his future in a fist of steel We're only making plans for Nigel Nigel's whole future is as good as sealed And if young Nigel says he's happy He must be happy, he must be happy, He must be happy in his world Nigel is nice spoken and he loves to speak And he likes to be spoken to
Nigel is happy in his world Nigel is happy in his world We're only making plans for Nigel We only want what's best for him We're only making plans for Nigel Nigel just needs a helping hand And if young Nigel says he's happy He must be happy, he must be happy, He must be happy in his world We're only making plans for Nigel We only want what's best for him We're only making plans for Nigel We only want what's best for him