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from Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band by George Martin [ost] (1978)
Joan was quizzical, studied 'pataphysical
Science in the home
Late nights all alone with a test tube
Oh, ho-ho, ho
Maxwell Edison, majoring in medicine
Call her on the phone
"Can I take you out to the pictures, Joan?"
But as she's getting ready to go
A knock comes on the door
Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon her head
Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that she was dead
Back in school again
Maxwell plays the fool again
Teacher gets annoyed
Wishing to avoid an unpleasant scene
She tells Max to stay when the class has gone away
So he waits behind
Writing fifty times, "I must not be so, ho-ho, ho"
But when she turns her back on the boy
He creeps up from behind
Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon her head
Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure she was dead
Whoa, whoa
P.C. thirty-one said, "We've caught a dirty one"
Maxwell stands alone
Painting testimonial pictures, oh, ho-ho, ho
Rose and Valerie, screaming from the gallery
Say he must go free
The judge does not agree, and he tells them so, oh-oh, oh
But as the words are leaving his lips
A noise comes from behind
Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon his head
Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that he was dead
Whoa!
Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon his head
Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that he was dead
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from Steve Martin - Comedy Is Not Pretty (1998)
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from Steve Martin - Comedy Is Not Pretty (1998)
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from Steve Martin - Comedy Is Not Pretty (1998)
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from Steve Martin - Comedy Is Not Pretty (1998)
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from Steve Martin - Comedy Is Not Pretty (1998)
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from Steve Martin - Comedy Is Not Pretty (1998)
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from Steve Martin - Comedy Is Not Pretty (1998)
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from Steve Martin - Comedy Is Not Pretty (1998)
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from Steve Martin - Comedy Is Not Pretty (1998)
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from Steve Martin - Comedy Is Not Pretty (1998)
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from Steve Martin - Comedy Is Not Pretty (1998)
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from Steve Martin - Comedy Is Not Pretty (1998)
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from Steve Martin - Rhino Hi-Five: Steve Martin (2006)
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from Steve Martin - Rhino Hi-Five: Steve Martin (2006)
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from Steve Martin - Rhino Hi-Five: Steve Martin (2006)
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from Steve Martin - Rhino Hi-Five: Steve Martin (2006)
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from Steve Martin - Rhino Hi-Five: Steve Martin (2006)
King Tut (King Tut)
Now when he was a young man,
He never thought he'd see (King Tut)
People stand in line to see the boy king. (King Tut)
How'd you get so funky? (Funky Tut)
Did you do the monkey?
Born in Arizona,
Moved to Babylonia (King Tut).
(King Tut) Now, if I'd known
They'd line up just to see him, (King Tut)
I'd taken all my money
And bought me a museum. (King Tut)
Buried with a donkey (Funky Tut)
He's my favorite honkey!
Born in Arizona,
Moved to Babylonia (King Tut)
Dancin by the Nile, (Disco Tut)
The ladies love his style, (Boss Tut)
Rockin for a mile (Rockin' Tut)
He ate a crocodile. (Ooh)
He gave his life for tourism. (King Tut)
(Tut, tut) (Tut, tut) Golden idol!
(Tut, tut) (Tut, tut)
(Tut, tut) He's an Egyptian.
(Tut, tut) (Tut, tut)
They're sellin' you (King Tut)
Now, when I die,
Now don't think I'm a nut, (King Tut)
Don't want no fancy funeral,
Just one like ol' King Tut. (King Tut)
He coulda won a Grammy, (King Tut)
Buried in his jammies,
Born in Arizona, moved to Babylonia,
He was born in Arizona, got a condo made of stone-a,
King Tut!
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from Steve Martin - A Wild And Crazy Guy (1989)
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from Steve Martin - A Wild And Crazy Guy (1989)
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from Steve Martin - A Wild And Crazy Guy (1989)
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from Steve Martin - A Wild And Crazy Guy (1989)
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from Steve Martin - A Wild And Crazy Guy (1989)
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from Steve Martin - A Wild And Crazy Guy (1989)
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from Steve Martin - A Wild And Crazy Guy (1989)
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from Steve Martin - A Wild And Crazy Guy (1989)
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from Steve Martin - A Wild And Crazy Guy (1989)
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from Steve Martin - A Wild And Crazy Guy (1989)
King Tut (King Tut)
Now when he was a young man,
He never thought he'd see (King Tut)
People stand in line to see the boy king. (King Tut)
How'd you get so funky? (Funky Tut)
Did you do the monkey?
Born in Arizona,
Moved to Babylonia (King Tut).
(King Tut) Now, if I'd known
They'd line up just to see him, (King Tut)
I'd taken all my money
And bought me a museum. (King Tut)
Buried with a donkey (Funky Tut)
He's my favorite honkey!
Born in Arizona,
Moved to Babylonia (King Tut)
Dancin by the Nile, (Disco Tut)
The ladies love his style, (Boss Tut)
Rockin for a mile (Rockin' Tut)
He ate a crocodile. (Ooh)
He gave his life for tourism. (King Tut)
(Tut, tut) (Tut, tut) Golden idol!
(Tut, tut) (Tut, tut)
(Tut, tut) He's an Egyptian.
(Tut, tut) (Tut, tut)
They're sellin' you (King Tut)
Now, when I die,
Now don't think I'm a nut, (King Tut)
Don't want no fancy funeral,
Just one like ol' King Tut. (King Tut)
He coulda won a Grammy, (King Tut)
Buried in his jammies,
Born in Arizona, moved to Babylonia,
He was born in Arizona, got a condo made of stone-a,
King Tut!
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from Steve Martin - Let's Get Small(Reissue) (1995)
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from Steve Martin - Let's Get Small(Reissue) (1995)
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from Steve Martin - Let's Get Small(Reissue) (1995)
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from Steve Martin - Let's Get Small(Reissue) (1995)
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from Steve Martin - Let's Get Small(Reissue) (1995)
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from Steve Martin - Let's Get Small(Reissue) (1995)
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from Steve Martin - Let's Get Small(Reissue) (1995)
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from Steve Martin - Let's Get Small(Reissue) (1995)
Be courteous, kind and forgiving,
Be gentle and peaceful each day,
Be warm and human and grateful,
And have a good thing to say.
Be thoughtful and trustful and childlike,
Be witty and happy and wise,
Be honest and love all your neighbors,
Be obsequious, purple, and clairvoyant.
Be pompous, obese, and eat cactus,
Be dull, and boring, and omnipresent,
Criticize things you don't know about,
Be oblong and have your knees removed.
Be tasteless, rude, and offensive,
Live in a swamp and be three dimensional,
Put a live chicken in your underwear,
Get all excited and go to a yawning festival.
Be courteous, kind and forgiving,
Be gentle and peaceful each day,
Be warm and human and grateful,
And have a good thing to say.
Be thoughtful and trustful and childlike,
Be witty and happy and wise,
Be honest and love all your neighbors,
Be obsequious, purple, and clairvoyant.
Be pompous, obese, and eat cactus,
Be dull, and boring, and omnipresent,
Criticize things you don't know about,
Be oblong and have your knees removed.
Be tasteless, rude, and offensive,
Live in a swamp and be three dimensional,
Put a live chicken in your underwear,
Go into a closet and suck eggs
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from Steve Martin - Let's Get Small(Reissue) (1995)
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from Steve Martin - Let's Get Small(Reissue) (1995)
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from Christmas Classics Vol.2 (2008)
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from Soul Jazz Remix (2009)
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from Soul Jazz Remix (2009)
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from The Steep Canyon Rangers - Rare Bird Alert (2011)
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from The Steep Canyon Rangers - Rare Bird Alert (2011)
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from The Steep Canyon Rangers - Rare Bird Alert (2011)
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from The Steep Canyon Rangers - Rare Bird Alert (2011)
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from The Steep Canyon Rangers - Rare Bird Alert (2011)
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from The Steep Canyon Rangers - Rare Bird Alert (2011)
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from The Steep Canyon Rangers - Rare Bird Alert (2011)
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from The Steep Canyon Rangers - Rare Bird Alert (2011)
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from The Steep Canyon Rangers - Rare Bird Alert (2011)
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from The Steep Canyon Rangers - Rare Bird Alert (2011)
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from The Steep Canyon Rangers - Rare Bird Alert (2011)
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from The Steep Canyon Rangers - Rare Bird Alert (2011)
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from The Steep Canyon Rangers - Rare Bird Alert (2011)
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from Edie Brickell, Steve Martin - So Familiar [digital single] (2015)
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from Edie Brickell, Steve Martin - Way Back In The Day [digital single] (2015)
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from Edie Brickell, Steve Martin - Won`t Go Back [digital single] (2015)
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from Edie Brickell, Steve Martin - Love Has Come For You (2013)
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from Edie Brickell, Steve Martin - Love Has Come For You (2013)
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from Edie Brickell, Steve Martin - Love Has Come For You (2013)
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from Edie Brickell, Steve Martin - Love Has Come For You (2013)
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from Edie Brickell, Steve Martin - Love Has Come For You (2013)
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from Edie Brickell, Steve Martin - Love Has Come For You (2013)
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from Edie Brickell, Steve Martin - Love Has Come For You (2013)
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from Edie Brickell, Steve Martin - Love Has Come For You (2013)
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from Edie Brickell, Steve Martin - Love Has Come For You (2013)
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from Edie Brickell, Steve Martin - Love Has Come For You (2013)
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from Edie Brickell, Steve Martin - Love Has Come For You (2013)
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from Edie Brickell, Steve Martin - Love Has Come For You (2013)
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from Edie Brickell, Steve Martin - Love Has Come For You (2013)
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from Edie Brickell, Steve Martin - So Familiar (2015)
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from Edie Brickell, Steve Martin - So Familiar (2015)
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from Edie Brickell, Steve Martin - So Familiar (2015)
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from Edie Brickell, Steve Martin - So Familiar (2015)
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from Edie Brickell, Steve Martin - So Familiar (2015)
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from Edie Brickell, Steve Martin - So Familiar (2015)
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from Edie Brickell, Steve Martin - So Familiar (2015)
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from Edie Brickell, Steve Martin - So Familiar (2015)
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from Edie Brickell, Steve Martin - So Familiar (2015)
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from Edie Brickell, Steve Martin - So Familiar (2015)
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from Edie Brickell, Steve Martin - So Familiar (2015)
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from Edie Brickell, Steve Martin - So Familiar (2015)
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from Planes, Trains And Automobiles (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack) (자동차 대소동) [ost] (1987)
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