Miss Claudia & Pornorama

Telephone calls
Apartment A is at it again
Paper thin walls
she's been sleeping around with other men
and other women
but right about now her head is swimming
he's breakin' up the furniture
screamin' and a yellin'
about to beat the hell outta her


Television ringin' in my ear
I've been thinkin'
Haven't had a break in 20 years
I've been drinkin'

Telephone calls
insanity is just another ring away
I get the paper
take a look at it every single day
Another episode
another life flushed down the camode(spelling?)
We're all carrying such a heavy load
I get no slack
it's breakin' my back


Television ringin' in my ear, I've been drinkin'
Haven't had a break in 20 years
I've been thinkin' get me out of here..
'til the coast is clear

Television ringin'in my ear, I've been thinkin'
Haven't had a break in 20 years
I keep drinkin' Television ringin' in my ear,
I keep drinkin' liquor, wine, and beer
I've been thinkin'
get me out of here
I've been thinkin'..

I love you... My love
I wish there was another way
To say the thing I want to say
And not to have to say : I love you
Another way to make a start
To tell you what is in my heart
And how my every thoughts is of you
To find a phrase that says as well
The secret that I long to tell
I've scanned the dictionary's pages
But back to 'I love you' I'll go
Eight little letters in a row
That men have spoken through the ages
I love you
We say it in the songs we sing
We're read it in the things of spring
Or as the PS of a letter
A little cliche, quickly said
Familiar as our daily bread
Yet nothing seems to say it better
I might have said a hundred things
My phrases might have taken wings
Free the world or region hold and clever
But every time I seem to stall
Or three small words to say it all
Three little words that spell : forever
I'll shout it from the highest roof
I'll carve it in the trunks of trees
I'll tell the whispering breeze about you
I cannot hide it anymore
I cannot say it any less
I might as well confess : I love you
I love you... My love

I love you I love you I love you My love I love you I love you I love you My love -I wish there was another way To say the thing I want to say And not to have to say [I love you] Another way to make a start To tell you what is in my heart And how my every thoughts is of you To find a phrase that says as well The secret that I long to tell I've scanned the dictionary's pages But back to [I love you] I'll go Eight little letters in a row That men have spoken through the ages I love you I love you I love you My love I love you I love you I love you My love -We say it in the songs we sing We're read it in the things of spring Or as the PS of a letter A little cliche, quickly said Familiar as our daily bread Yet nothing seems to say it better I might have said a hundred things My phrases might have taken wings free the world or region hold and clever But every time I seem to stall Or three small words to say it all Three little words that spell [forever] I'll shout it from the highest roof I'll carve it in the trunks of trees I'll tell the whispering breeze about you I cannot hide it anymore I cannot say it any less I might as well confess [I love you] I love you I love you I love you My love I love you I love you I love you My love -