Dieselboy

drove by next time i saw you i was drinking in a bar just trying to save =
the world and right as time goes by and still you're stuck inside my =
mind and in my pen and in my head and in my cigaratte in bed i want you =
now please tell me how when i go to bed at night i just can't sleep =
you're on my mind you're in my brain, i've gone insane and now my life =
is one big pain i want you now please tell me how i'm just trying to =
save the world from girls like you then three weeks later you were =
sleeping next to me when i woke up sleep it was just a dream and right =
now as time goes by and still you're stuck inside my mind and in my pen =


and in my head and in my cigarette in bed you fucked me up now i give up =
maybe you would call it fate i saw you twice in the same day once in a =
car, once in a bar you've given me a mental scar you fucked me up now i =
give up
Submitted by: Mel

i run down to your house and leave a trail of crumbs so maybe i can eat =
my way back home i know that you can't understand the things inside of =
me that tick so maybe i should be alone i don't want you to understand i =
just want you to see i miss you i miss you i miss you now the shirt =
that's on my back is fading fast and it won't last or maybe its just =
that i have grown i call your house for the millionth time tonight maybe =


just this once you will be at home
Submitted by: Mel

I run down to your house and leave a trail of crumbs so maybe I can eat =
My way back home I know that you can't understand the things inside of =
Me that tick so maybe I should be alone I don't want you to understand I =
Just want you to see I miss you I miss you I miss you now the shirt =
That's on my back is fading fast and it won't last or maybe its just =
That I have grown I call your house for the millionth time tonight maybe =
Just this once you will be at home

i think i'll go for a walk outside the sun is out it's a beautiful day i =
love to feel the wind in my hair and the sun on my face cheap thrills =
come easy these days at least that's what i'm told well it sure beats =
watching tv and just sitting around growing old can't help but smile =
when i'm on happy street big rows of houses and concrete maybe you care =
maybe you don't just don't think too much i think i'll go outside for a =
walk its a nice day, the sun is shinning the birds chirp and the grass =
grows green the clouds above me have a silver lining i think i'll take a =
nap underneath my favorite tree sometimes its the simple things in life =


that makes me happy i think i'll sleep here all day until the sun goes =
down tonight so if you pass me on the street don't wake me up, i'm =
alright i wonder if someones out there somewhere shares with me today =
the joys of happy street and feeling like a king
Submitted by: Mel

Here she comes in her purple Doc Martens
Got an earring through her nose
She쨈s got chains on her leather jacket
You better watch out 'cause I know her
Here she comes
Walking down the avenue
Better watch out
She쨈ll walk all over you
And I know one thing
And I쨈ll tell you that she쨈s truly damaged
If you don쨈t believe me
You can find out for yourself
Wo-oh, wo-oh, walk all over you
Here she comes walking oh so smart
She쨈s got everything you know
Diesel Boy on her leather jacket
You better watch out 'cause I know her

let's not be friends 'cause then we could never fuck haven't you figured it =
out by now? or are you that much of a shmuck? do whatever you want to do =
just don't do it around me 'cause i am tired of not feeling like i'm free =
your dishonesty's astonishing try growing up for awhile i pour out my =
soul as i tell you the truth and you just nod your head and smile its =
like something you can't explain its life making love in the rain its =
like a stranger who catches your eye its like telling the perfect lie =


its like a sunset walk on the beach its like the lecture you just can't =
teach its like finally finding your fate its like seeing the girl you =
hate
Submitted by: Mel

Eat a bag of shit you suck
I can't believe the luck you have
It's not bestowed upon me
And my pants are falling down
I would have another drink except it might be poisoned by my mind
And my pants are falling down
I don't know what you've been drinking but pour another one for me

My pants are falling down
The room is spinning around
My stomach is making funny sounds
I'm falling down, I'm falling down

Fuck you, I hate you is all she said
As she slapped my face and spit beer on me
And my pant are falling down


Ahe said, you're a no good, ugly, dumb, stupid punk rocker with a bad haircut and your pants are falling down
I don't know what you've been smoking but pack another bowl for me

My pants are falling down
The room is spinning around
My stomach is making funny sounds
I'm falling down, I'm falling down

My pants are falling down
The room is spinning around
My stomach is making funny sounds
I'm falling down, I'm falling down

well i think that it must be something like my destiny and with these =
eyes its so easy to see that girl from e.t. she's the only one for me =
listen to me sing your name d-r-e-w, i want to fuck you hope you don't =
think my song is lame i want to fuck you, d-r-e-w please be my one and =
only true drew that guy from that band hole what's he got that i ain't =
got? a million bucks and courtney love and whole lotta pot but without =
you this final one's for you old boy you're still a loser in the end =
why don't you go hang out with your friends? and might find that there's =


much to be learned you've been playing with fire now its time to get =
burned so take your attitude and your mentality and get the fuck away =
from me
Submitted by: Mel

Got a friend who's small in size
A fucked up afro is his only disguise
Him and Jason, they play the guitar
If they could find a drummer they would go far
Everybody won't you sing along
'cause this is Andy's song
He's short and stoned and he's never on time
He ain't been layed since 1989
He's got a lisp and lots of hair
His teeth fell out and he don't even care
He works at Gravenstone's, he'll sell you a bong
He is pretty cool so don't get us wrong

His brother's in a band know's Ian MacKaye
They signed to Dischord go see'em someday
Everybody won't you sign along


'cause this is Andy's song
Dropped out of college, went to work for himself
An idea and a sticker press, came a buttload of wealth
The stickers sold with a whole lotta luck
I'm sure you've seen'em they say "Mean People Suck"
We've got a friend, who's small in size

A fucked up afro is his only disguise
He sold the phrases of a generation
So we wrote this song in admiration

You don't want to talk about it
'cause you know that there's nothing to say

Your policies are fucked so we're going away
We say that its wrong , wrong, wrong
You say that its alright
You won't have to look at us after tonight

Take your nightclub and shove it up your ass
I don't want your discount pass

Uptight
Closed mind
So naive
Hooligan
Fooled again
No self esteem
We don't want to play here
'cause the owner is a real big jerk
That's not a smile on my face,asshole
Its a smirk


We don't want your hostile attitude
'cause to you we've got nothing to prove
So we dedicate the second verse to you
So to your cafe and your employees too
We dedicate a big fuck you
This final one's
for you old boy
You're still a loser in the end
Why don't you go hang out with your friends?
And might find that there's much to be learned
You've been playing with fire now
Its time to get burned
So take your attitude and your mentality
And get the fuck away from me

and he said she looks beautiful like mariliyn monroe. now he can't get =
her off his mind we could not believe it when he told us the news he =
said i met this chick and she's real groovy. now he's pretty hung up he =
sends her flowers at work he calls her every night he even missed a =
patch show we never really thought that this could ever happen but it =
seems that this is true he found a girlfriend he is really happy oh =
baby, baby, i love you! now he doesn't masturbate like he used to he's =


down to two or three times every other day he's late for practice again =
he must be at her place she must be really nice or really fucking crazy
Submitted by: Mel

here i am all alone again with the tv glow and the sound of the trains rumbling and after pushing the smoke from my lungs the late night applause derails the thoughts from my head i'm cold calloused yet frail dangling like thread from the head of a nail this is me after everything's through this is me beginning to unscrew over and over again this is me big sparkling new if i could i'd clear the screen to black it glares ruthlessly and all i can do is stare back i'm broken can someone please fetch the tape wind it 'round my neck to keep my head anchored in place i'm cold calloused yet frail dangling like thread from the head of a nail this is me after everything's thru this is me beginning to unscrew over and over again this is me big sparkling new

he read every issue of punk planet with a tissue bad reviews of his favorite band made him cry and he could hardly believe that jawbreaker signed to dgc he took it personally that blake had lied when all that he loved was thru whats an emo boy to do with a broken heart and some minor chords inspiration lame on the floor he was just barely sixteen when he started his fanzine he could lay his broken heart out on the page and it got real inspiring when people started writing in he was not alone he was not alone when all his work was done he put on side one boxcar sang him to sleep locked away in an emo dream one foggy night at the bottom of the hill front and center for jets to brazil emo boy met emo girl barrettes in her hair and buddy holly glasses and laminated passes they left the club and went back to his house and fooled around to the new record from modest mouse

you can try to break my spirit but my core is way too strong your words ring harsh your sentiment unkind unbridled rage can't topple this acropolis bored kids kill dreams but not realities talk your smack but see my face on your girlfriend's wall i am your fury and all you scorn i'm double evil reborn jealousy turns nice boys into dirty little twits so pierce your face put on your uniform go out and preach misdirected negativity fuck you and your words and your whiny diatribe i make records you make fries so pass the ketchup please i am your fury and all you scorn i'm double eveil reborn

it doesn't make you a slut 'cause baby you can fuck whomever you want it just makes it more complicated but thats a lot of sex thats sixty-four dicks before you ever put your hand on mine i wish you would've lied 'cause now i have to face the fact that i was number sixty-five i know it isn't fair for me to judge your past you've got way more bags than one boy could unpack what were you hoping to find lying on your back instant self esteem achieved through penetration i wish you would have lied 'cause now i can't erase the fact that i was your number sixty-five was i adequate did i seem out of it was i good did i touch you the way you wanted how do i stack up did i hold out long enough was i alright did i fuck you the way you liked it guess i was just another guy guess i'll always be your sixty-five guess i was just another dick guess you were just another chick i wonder if you're still waiting to be found i wonder what number you're up to now

put me in a rocketship and send me straight to mars i'll bring you back a pocket full of stars shoot me thru the ozone layer somewhere off the charts the world is theirs but the rest of it is ours dream with me the trip is always free take my hand and leave this world for awhile hop aboard my astral plane it should be quite a ride we'll buzz the eiffel tower and the english countryside into the sun I'll dip my wing and fly back four hundred years to give to you a sonnet penned by shakespeare dream with me the trip is always free take my hand and leave this world for awhile

britney spears makes my head get all light and heather graham naked in boogie nights winona ryder i fantasize about her with carmen elektra naked beside her i'd hump all the chicks on beverly hills 90210 i'd hump cameron diaz and i'd hump alyssa milano and so what if i'm a few years shy of being thirty should my mind stop being dirty you know what i'd do to anna kournikova take her to the toilet and bend her over how about a threesome with angelina jolie jennifer lopez and gwen stefani even though her movies suck lately drew barrymore rocks but i'd be forced to dump her for jennifer anniston or courtney cox and courtney love only looks good half the time but i'd fuck her too i'm so desperate i'd fuck you girls with three names drive me triple the insane they get trapped inside my brain sarah michelle gellar melissa joan hart and sarah jessica parker but this song won't change anything i'll still be alone in my room stroking my cat

seeing you again was blinding like a match in a room with no light a sulfur blast then a slow burn champagne in bed just me you and the bottle and sublime as we ride through your town with the bass turned up loud you're three states away and that's not ok hitch a ride to california i drove all night after kissing you goodbye now i'm home and i'm sad and i'm tired and i already miss you i watched the sunrise through my favorite window and the colors of the sky's morning light moved me much the way you do you're three states away and that's not ok hitch a ride to california come see the ocean and the parking lots at the golden gate i will wait for you silicon estates all wrapped in dafodils from alcatraz i'd escape for you on a rainy day i'd swim across the bay for you with the sharks and the fog and the rocks hitch a ride

you've left me in a bind to choke on the rind of what we almost never were you lead me on only to be gone how did you think i would feel sorry for the sad song but i must say so long to the disappearing girl one day you care and convince me you'll be there for me no matter how why or when the next day you're not so long may you rot i know thats mean but so am i sorry for the sad song but i must say so long to the disappearing girl its like there's these two different yous one of you's sweet the other's salt you call collect and i accept i just wanna hear your sweet voice on the line and even on my dime you haven't got the time to tell me just how you've been then you say "i've gotta go i'm at ryan's house you know i'll call you sometime when i find some time" sorry for the sad song but i must say so long to the disappearing girl

your face your black beret headline news today your foot in history planted firmly into place with your blue dress stain you shouldn't have trusted that linda bitch she tapped into your phone then she lied then she cried then got a facelift kink and bizarre insert cigar behind his desk you lifted up your dress got tangled up and blew jfk had marilyn wasn't that the same but she was a movie star and you were jenny craig bubbly and overweight to barbara walters you finally spoke and we got to hear your side you were sweet but so naive and you like tom green kink and bizarre insert cigar behind his desk you lifted up your dress got tangled up and blew

i fell in love for two hours tonight alone in the dark by projector's light my heart skipped a beat when she entered the scene i fell in love with the girl on the screen catholic school girl eyes and a licorice smile her grace nearly knocked me out into the aisle but i'm no one and she's amazing when she held him close during her love scene i tried to imagine she was kissing me i nearly died when it all came apart how could he go and break her heart i fell in love for two hours tonight just me and kate by projector's light she's perfection i'm fat and lazy i fell in love for two hours tonight alone in the dark by projector's light my heart skipped a beat when she entered the scene i fell in love with the girl on the screen just me and kate for two hours tonight we'll orbit the earth like a satellite i'm cary grant she's sophia loren

Hola Senor / Please pour me one more / I can still feel my fingers / I've only stumbled in / For a tonic and gin / And some hurt in the morning / So turn me up and deal me in / Before I am a has-been / Raise up your glass / Throw another back / Let's drink to me / 'cause I am the king of would be / I work my hands rough / But its never enough / This world will soon break me / Forever held down / So they gave me the crown / Obscurity here I come / Just one more song for one more dance / This may be my last chance / Rescue me from this catastrophe / Fill me up and grant me salvation / One last salute to celebrate us all / A final shot of that alcohol / Drink it down

We must have smoked a thousand cigarettes / In my tiny room at dawn / And as I light on up alone now / I breathe you in but you are gone / The waves crash, the wind blows / But something's missing / Its no fun around here / without your drugs / I change the channels all alone / At 3AM there's nothing on / I fall asleep next to the phone / I can't believe the drugs are gone / And I cross off the days on my calendar until you're back again / I can't believe the drugs are gone / You're face is burned way deep inside me / And at night its all I dream / We stare and kiss and laugh and talk / Like some fifties movie scene / The days pass, the weeks go / There's something missing / 'cause life sucks these days / Without the drugs

One Saturday, I took a walk to Zipperhead
I met a girl there and she almost knocked me dead

Punk rock girl, please look at me
Punk rock girl, what do you see?
Let's travel 'round the world
Just you and me, punk rock girl

I tapped her on the shoulder and said "Do you have a beau?"
She looked at me and smiled and said she did not know

Punk rock girl, give me a chance
Punk rock girl, let's go slam dance
We'll dress like Milton Berle
Just you and me, punk rock girl

We went on tour to Texas and we ordered some hot tea
The waiter said "No, we only have it iced"
So we jumped up on the table and shouted "Anarchy"
And someone played a Beach Boys song on the jukebox

It, it was, 'California Dreamin' so we started screamin'
"On such a winter's day"

She took me to her parents for a Sunday meal
Her father took one look at me and he began to squeal

Punk rock girl, it makes no sense
Punk rock girl, your dad is not vice president
We'll jazz to Duke of Earl
Yeah, you're for me, punk rock girl

We went to a shopping mall and laughed at all the shoppers
And security guards trailed us to a record store
We asked for G.G. Allin, they said, "He don't work here"
We said if you don't got G.G. Allin then we're gonna burn your mall down

We got into her car away we started rollin'
I said, "How much you pay for this?", she said "Nothin' man', it's stolen"

Punk rock girl, you look so wild
Punk rock girl, let's have a child
We'll name her Minnie Pearl
Just you and me, eat fudge banana swirl
Just you and me, we'll travel round the world
Just you and me, punk rock girl

Born in the Hills Beverly in '63 / Only son of a rich mom and dad / But dad was a jerk and mom did not work, it drove him mad / When mom and dad died, late last July / He got the house and the plane / And now he just laughs and smokes his coke all day / From New York to Tokyo / Its all about the dough / Its the coin, its the cash, its the currency stash / Its the money that keeps us goin' / The streets of Brooklyn are riddled with crooks and / Dope dealers who don't give a fuck / Its all about hustling and scheming and making a buck / They rule the block with one hand on their Gloch / Its the ghetto that keeps 'em in / But they don't have a chance, its the same circumstance in the end / He passes the years from atop his John Deere / Surveying the fields from above / Its not much to some, but he's happy to do what he loves / Its been apples and pears, and a hundred state fairs / Nothing more than a quiet, simple life / His only regret is he never found time for a wife

I sneak around to the backdoor / So I can watch her / I love to watch her / And some nights I get lucky / She gets undressed / And bares her breasts / My heart races out of time / Through her window she's all mine / And I don't even know her goddamn name / But I'm a voyeur just the same / Beneath the bathroom window / I stand in flowers / To watch her shower / Sometimes she'll dance for me / A private show / A standing O / Some nights I just stand there in awe / As she removes her lacy bra / Well maybe I'm a perverted freak / But you can't beat free pornography

Oh, how I wish that you were here with me,
To listen to the stupid song I sing
Adjectives and nouns for all to hear,
Form an oxymoron to your ear.

For every comma and every quote,
Of every word of every sentence that I wrote,

From my mouth do these words spew,
Every single syllable for you,
As I string the words together, I
Used to see you should be with me tonight.

So open your thesaurus wide,
So I can put my dictionary inside,
My participle's long been dangling,
Please conjugate me if you can.

Through every vowel and every verb,
And every word of every paragraph and blurb.

From my mouth do these words spew,


Every single syllable for you,
As I string the words together, I
Used to see you should be with me tonight.

I don't wanna be your footnote,
Capitalise me and indent me,
Please add my chapter to your index,
I need you plagiarism, you give great definition,
Dewey Decimal System,
If you don't trust me, check my bibliography, and here me sing:

From my mouth do these words spew,
Every single syllable for you,
As I string the words together, I
Used to see you should be with me tonight.

A soldier boy and his violin / Uneasy wartime ballet / Omaha Beach / Normandy on D-Day / As his fellow man lay dying / And crimson tide colored the shore / Sons cried for their mothers / Bitter pill of war / He strikes the strings / His heart is on parade / Knows one day he'll be gone / But his melody will stay / A teenage boy in his attic / Finds a case tattered and torn / His father's violin / Companion through the war / He dusts off the fiddle / And raises up to his chin / What the old leave behind / And what the young begin

I drive by your house its late / Your silhouette / In the window / I want to stand on your front lawn / With a radio / Playing our song / Like John Cusack / In Say Anything / But acting scares me / And so does everything / You'll always be my shining star / And I wonder how you are / And why you haven't called / I miss the way you look at night / Standing before me / In just your panties / I want to get lost in your hair / I want to feel you / Like I used to / And do you miss me? / Like I miss you / Remember our tree? / The way I kissed you

Dear John
The Dakota's looking beautiful today
Azure blue and lonesome grey
And a view of central Park
Mr. Salinger's masterpiece of anarchy
A photo from the land of Oz
And a Playboy magazine
Like a fire that spares no one
Or a smile from a girl
A .38 and a marking pen
Some hollowpoints


And your copy of Double Fantasy
December eighth, it was a lonely day
A bad idea and your
Copy of Double Fantasy
Dear John
I walked in Central Park today
But all the ducks have flown away
Where did all the time go

the beast 'cause faster pussycat rocks and so does Judas Priest I love the =
spandex that they wear I saw dio when he had hair well I know metal is =
dead but I love to bang my head and throw my fists up into the air I =
know Ozzy Osbourne's old but I don't care gimme hairspray by the ton =
enuff z'nuff and l.a. guns anthrax, the scorps, metal church kix, and =
dokken I've seen slayer 20 times because no band is more rockin' =
whatever happened to Great White? or Whitesnake or White Lion? I know =
metal is dead but I love to bang my head and throw my fists up into the =


air I know Dave Mustaine's kinda lame but I don't care gimme glam rock, =
gimme thrash gimme axl, gimme slash I know metals dead but I love to =
bang my head and throw my fists up into the air I know Eddie Van Halen =
is old I know acid washed ain't in vogue and kramer guitars aren't cool
Submitted by: Mel

we're going out tonight it's time to kiss some ass my wallets full of =
green and I got my backstage pass I'll smile and smoke a lot can I buy =
you another drink? let's talk about my band, we're amazing don't you =
think? I'll kiss your ass to get anything I gots to have me that brass =
ring and when I get it you can bet I'll forget your name but that's just =
how we play this game why should I bust my ass if you can help me out? =
I'll just keep sniffing the butts of anyone with clout pretty soon I'll =


make it big with all the schmoozing that I do and when you need a hand =
I'll piss all over you
Submitted by: Mel

thanks for spending your dough on our new CD I can't wait until June =
when we get our royalties but the money you spent was not in vain it was =
spent on piles of cocaine take your wallets out and buy some merchandise =
we've got records and shirts and an inflated price please spend what you =
can so we can buy a new van our old one broke down in Spokane thanks for =
shelling out cash to come and see our shows you've been paying our rent =
and you've been buying us clothes we love to see your faces out on tour =
but more than that we hate to come home poor join our fanclub, buy our =


posters, idolize us today 'cause we've got lawyers and accountants we've =
been meaning to pay please buy what you can so I can buy a new amp my =
old one blew up in Cheyenne
Submitted by: Mel