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[Disc 1]
1.  Hey Goth Girl, Isn`t It A Little Hot To Be Wearing Pants? / 2. A Rhetorical Question: What Do Christian Kids Talk About? (Ex: `God Is Awesome` `Totally!`) / 3. I Don`t Lift Weights To Impress The Bitches. I Llift Weights To Knock A Sucka`s Teeth Out. / 4. Three Easy Steps To Digging Up and Reanimating Your Ass, Only To Rock It Into The Ground Once Again. / 5. You`re Fired, You`re Fired. Goddamn It, I`m Spike Lee. / 6. Girl Are You Down With Bacteria? And If so, Would You Like To See The Inside Of Our Van? / 7. Oh My God. Omigod. Oohhh My God. I Thought Nailguns Had A Safety. / 8. I`m Pretty Sure I Got My Cat Pregnant. / 9. They Say The People Elect the Government They Deserve, But I Don`t Remember Knife-raping My Retarded Nuns. |
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[Disc 1]
1. Whoa, Frankenstein! I Didnlt Program You to Make Out With Boys! / 2. Let`s Fall In Love Over AIM So We Can Fuck When We Meet At Cornerstone. / 3. It Sure Does Get Lonely Out Here In The Boondocks. Thank God For Cock. / 4. Call Me Old-fashoined, But I Think Trains Are Kick-ass. / 5. Girl, Are You Pregnant? It`s Not My Fault! You Seduced Me! / 6. Did You Ever Notice That `Stat` Is `Tats` Backward? Dude, That`s So Tribal. / 7. Cheeseburger Karma 2004: A Jam Odyssey. / 8. Pssst! Hey, The Lord Is Awesome. Pass It On. / 9. My Other Car Is A Centaur / 10. Killing The Wheelchair-Bound As They Exit Church With Missiles Fired From Helicopters Is My Milleu. / 11. Are You There God? Please Help Me Stop Masturbating. |
