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There's the Reds and there's the Greens
Super slicks and has beens, They're accompanied by three men dressed in black, One's a whistle, two are flags, and quite often they're the drags Kick the ball into the goal, they put it back. Yes Match of the Day's The only way, to spend your Saturday Each side's eleven men, with numbers on their backs But at a distance they all tend to look the same But some own their boutiques, well they clean up every week Inciting riots, causing chaos, such a shame! But Match of the Day's The only way We spend our Saturday And that's not all, our mates the keepers Slippin' and sliding in the mud Arms as long as creepers Send him off Ref' ***!!++?? Where are your specs Ref' +++***!!! Kick you to death Ref' !!XX**?? Oi! Are you deaf Ref' X*+X*!!? There's a few things before we go That I think you ought to know Obstruction, Body Checking, heavy tackles So put on your hat and scarf Have a drink, have a larf' From the terrace you can see your men do battle Yes Match of the Day's The only way You can spend your Saturday Don't forget, the trainers with their sponges Managers with open cheques, liquid business lunches Send 'im off Ref' ***!!++?? Where are your specs Ref' !***&&&!!! Kick you to death Ref' !!XX**?? Oi! Are you deaf Ref' X&+X&+!!? ...Phfff! Good game 'ey, Ron?... ...D'you see that goal in the Second Half? oh!... ...Bit of a dirty tackle that, mate!... ...I reckon I should've had a bet on it myself!... ...We paid 400, 000 pound for him, you realise that?... ...Oh - look out, here comes a bottle ... ...Yes, fancy a pint then? My round... |
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Who put fifty tons of shit on the Foreign Office roof?
Who suffers from nine known diseases? Who gets up in the morning when the sun comes up And makes their beds, paper clips, bus tickets All around their heads? Who congregate around Trafalgar Square Taking pot shots at the tourists? Oh you've got to watch out When you wander round the square in the morning Cos they're everywhere, they're everywhere Here we have an honest man A civil servant to boot He lived high up in the Ministry And when he wished to make a point He knew just what to do His window ledges were all covered in grease "I want them out of here" He said to me, "I want them gone" Because you see - Oh don't you see None of us are getting any younger You've got to follow your nose And if it tells you that you've got to go Well that's because, they're everywhere, They're everywhere So we called in those men, those horrible men We set them to work on the rooftops You see their van is very plain And I know they're too ashamed To wear their by appointment badges anymore Sometimes they use vaseline, sometimes they use the pill I've often seen them with a gun But as the years go by, old habits seem to die And nowadays they knockatize them all Oh you've got to watch out As you wander round the square in the morning Oh they're everywhere, they're everywhere |
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Brother Seems they're letting him out next year He's behaving himself, I hear Governor Conway says it will be fine Just as long as he can tow the line It's the same old story But it says here "Mum you're not to worry" 'Cos some you lose and some you lose At this party, he was on his own All he did was say he'd take her home But it seems they didn't go straight there 'cos on the porch, she told him, "put your hand here" Yes it's that same old story They told her mum she's not to worry Police "If what she says is so, we'll never let him go!" Him "Never a word could be heard Not even the sound of a bird Singing it over again, telling a different story Never the same as before See the summer going out by the door" Brother And now that you've paid for those lies Get another disguise "It's twenty years now since our Kid came free Oh I remember August '53 But it wasn't quite like they said With that behind you, you can't plan ahead Yes it's the same old story They say you're free, but don't worry What they said's not so They'll never let you go!" Him "Never a word could be heard Not even the sound of a bird Singing it over again, telling a different story Never the same as before See the summer going out by the door" Brother And now that you've paid for those lies Get another disguise OUT |
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