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last week i flew to san diego to see my antie on day 1 i met her hot step daughter shes a cheerleader, she is a virgin and she is really tan as she stepped out of her massive car i could only notice she was more than fuckable i think she was coming back from the game or something cause she was holding those silly pompoms on day 2 i fucked her and it was wild she is such a slut i fucked my american cunt i loved my english romance i fucked my american cunt i loved my english romance it was dirty a dream came true just like i like it shes got nice tits it was perfect a dream came true just like a song by blink182 ok listen girls i met the hottest guy ever basically as I was stepping out of my s.u.v. i came face to face with my step cousin or whatever who cares anyway he was wearing skinny jeans had funky hair and the cutest british accent ever straight away I could tell he was a rocker with his sexy attitude and the way he looked at me mmm he is totally awesome oh my god I think im in love i fucked my american cunt i loved my english romance i fucked my american cunt i loved my english romance it was dirty a dream came true just like i like it shes got nice tits it was perfect a dream came true just like a song by blink182 i fucked my american cunt i loved my english romance i fucked my american cunt i loved my english romance it was so nice to meet you pleasure is mine I do like you come to cancun for springbreak ill think about it it could be great |
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| 2. |
| 2:59 | 
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| 3. |
| 3:03 |
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| 4. |
| 3:09 |
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I know you're born in 84 Half polish half danish You started at 8 on brodway You're a star You don't believe in monogamy I'm not jealous Scarlett Will you mary me All you've got you can like it But what i am you will love it You whisper at horses ears I always found it exciting I'm scared by spiders too I never managed to blame you I'll sell my mum To be lost with you Lost in Tokyo or anywhere else I wish i'd been invited At your party in Disneyland You don't believe in monogamy I'm not jealous Scarlett Will you mary me All you've got you can like it But what i am you will love it (2x) When i noticed for Jared Leto I felt sad for 30 seconds Oh, when i noticed For Josh Hartnett I prayed for 40 nights You don't believe in monogamy I'm not jealous Scarlett Will you mary me All you've got you can like it But what i am you will love it (2x) |
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| 6. |
| 3:35 |
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| 7. |
| 3:14 |
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| 8. |
| 3:25 |
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You're just nineteen but already the bitchest queen your room's a mess I'm not impressed but damn you have the cutest dress the world's not fair you just can deal with your despair aspirin and alcohol are not enough to die, Nicole here's a party you've waited for makes a room for the perfect whore all your friends are arriving mainstream hits and magazines morning comes and you're not home hey Nicole, what have you done wash them off, these memories poor Nicole 2x aspirins and alcohol this is a cocktail for Nicole fuck Nicole is out of control call Nicole and fuck Nicole alcopops and ketamine this is a cocktail for my teen fuck Nicole is in my dream that Nicole is more than real Don't call your mom her baby's gone you're in disgrace in your black dress dry your tears get on your fit take your stuff brush your hair bottom line boys are not fair morning comes and you're not home hey Nicole, what have you done wash them off, these memories poor Nicole 2x aspirins and alcohol this is a cocktail for Nicole fuck Nicole is out of control call Nicole and fuck Nicole alcopops and ketamine this is a cocktail for my teen fuck Nicole is in my dream that Nicole is more than real morning's gone you're still not home hey Nicole your dreams are blown what you've lost is TNT sad Nicole sad Nicole |
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| 9. |
| 2:52 |
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We're in my room Watching Dirty Dancing I didn't get anything with Orlando Bloom 'Cause I know you fancy him If she was there Your mum would say that everything is perfect But she's not Let's forget about her God, it's already the nobody puts Baby in the corner moment And you're getting emotional Perfect timing for a French kiss On your soft lips French kiss You will love this We're at your best friend's party Dancing to (???) In the living room I get you a vodka Red Bull And lure you in the kitchen It's quite smoky in there Have a seat We'll have another drink Have some crisps We'll have another drink Have that cigarette We'll have another drink God, it's already 4 a.m. And we're getting tired Your eyes don't lie Perfect timing for a French Kiss On your soft lips French Kiss You will love this French Kiss On your soft lips French Kiss You will love this French Kiss On your soft lips French Kiss You will love this |
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| 3:55 |
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| 11. |
| 3:00 |
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| 12. |
| 3:26 |
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