Teenagers

last week i flew to san diego to see my antie
on day 1 i met her hot step daughter
shes a cheerleader, she is a virgin and she is really tan
as she stepped out of her massive car
i could only notice she was more than fuckable
i think she was coming back from the game or something
cause she was holding those silly pompoms
on day 2 i fucked her and it was wild
she is such a slut

i fucked my american cunt
i loved my english romance
i fucked my american cunt
i loved my english romance
it was dirty a dream came true
just like i like it shes got nice tits
it was perfect a dream came true
just like a song by blink182

ok listen girls
i met the hottest guy ever
basically as I was stepping out of my s.u.v.
i came face to face with my step cousin or whatever
who cares
anyway he was wearing skinny jeans had funky hair
and the cutest british accent ever
straight away I could tell he was a rocker
with his sexy attitude and the way he looked at me
mmm he is totally awesome
oh my god I think im in love

i fucked my american cunt
i loved my english romance
i fucked my american cunt
i loved my english romance
it was dirty a dream came true
just like i like it shes got nice tits
it was perfect a dream came true
just like a song by blink182

i fucked my american cunt
i loved my english romance
i fucked my american cunt
i loved my english romance
it was so nice to meet you
pleasure is mine I do like you
come to cancun for springbreak
ill think about it it could be great

I know you're born in 84
Half polish half danish
You started at 8 on brodway
You're a star

You don't believe in monogamy
I'm not jealous Scarlett
Will you mary me
All you've got you can like it
But what i am you will love it

You whisper at horses ears
I always found it exciting
I'm scared by spiders too
I never managed to blame you

I'll sell my mum
To be lost with you
Lost in Tokyo or anywhere else
I wish i'd been invited
At your party in Disneyland

You don't believe in monogamy
I'm not jealous Scarlett
Will you mary me
All you've got you can like it
But what i am you will love it (2x)

When i noticed for Jared Leto
I felt sad for 30 seconds
Oh, when i noticed
For Josh Hartnett
I prayed for 40 nights

You don't believe in monogamy
I'm not jealous Scarlett
Will you mary me
All you've got you can like it
But what i am you will love it (2x)

You're just nineteen
but already the bitchest queen
your room's a mess
I'm not impressed
but damn you have
the cutest dress

the world's not fair
you just can deal with your despair
aspirin and alcohol are not enough to die, Nicole

here's a party you've waited for
makes a room for the perfect whore
all your friends are arriving
mainstream hits and magazines

morning comes and you're not home
hey Nicole, what have you done
wash them off, these memories
poor Nicole

2x
aspirins and alcohol
this is a cocktail for Nicole
fuck Nicole
is out of control
call Nicole
and fuck Nicole
alcopops and ketamine
this is a cocktail for my teen
fuck Nicole
is in my dream
that Nicole
is more than real

Don't call your mom
her baby's gone
you're in disgrace
in your black dress

dry your tears
get on your fit
take your stuff
brush your hair
bottom line
boys are not fair

morning comes and you're not home
hey Nicole, what have you done
wash them off, these memories
poor Nicole

2x
aspirins and alcohol
this is a cocktail for Nicole
fuck Nicole
is out of control
call Nicole
and fuck Nicole
alcopops and ketamine
this is a cocktail for my teen
fuck Nicole
is in my dream
that Nicole
is more than real

morning's gone
you're still not home
hey Nicole your dreams are blown
what you've lost is TNT
sad Nicole
sad Nicole

We're in my room
Watching Dirty Dancing
I didn't get anything with Orlando Bloom
'Cause I know you fancy him

If she was there
Your mum would say that everything is perfect
But she's not
Let's forget about her

God, it's already the nobody puts
Baby in the corner moment
And you're getting emotional
Perfect timing for a

French kiss
On your soft lips
French kiss
You will love this

We're at your best friend's party
Dancing to (???)
In the living room
I get you a vodka Red Bull
And lure you in the kitchen
It's quite smoky in there

Have a seat
We'll have another drink
Have some crisps
We'll have another drink
Have that cigarette
We'll have another drink

God, it's already 4 a.m.
And we're getting tired
Your eyes don't lie
Perfect timing for a

French Kiss
On your soft lips
French Kiss
You will love this

French Kiss
On your soft lips
French Kiss
You will love this

French Kiss
On your soft lips
French Kiss
You will love this