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I used to shiver in the wings But then I was young I used to shiver in the wings Till I found my own tongue I sock 'em everywhere that I sing Cause you know baby I'm the Next Big Thing I knocked 'em dead in Dallas And I didn't pay my dues Yeah, I knocked 'em dead in Dallas They didn't know we were Jews I sock 'em everywhere that I sing Cause you know baby I'm the Next Big Thing I'm a fuel injected legend I don't wanna be a bore I just wanna live a rich life And I wanna die poor But I won't be happy Till I'm known far and wide With my face on the cover of the TV guide I sock 'em everywhere that I sing Cause you know baby I'm the Next Big Thing |
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| 4:03 | 
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| 3:34 |
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| 4:13 |
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Hippies are squares with long hair And they don't wear no underwear Country Rock is on the way I don't wan't music, I won't pay (?) Dictators can't swing (?) Make you dance and sing Cause no oil spil (?) You don't know us, but you will! We're the members of the master race Got no style, and we got no grace Sleep all night, sleep all day Nothing good on t.v. anyway Gasoline shortage won't stop me now, Oh no! We've reached a higher spiritual plain That is so high, I can't explain We tell jokes to make you laugh We play sports so we don't get fat We can't sweat and stink We can't eat and drink Don't do what we're told And we're scared of growing old! We're the members of the master race We don't judge you by your face First we check to see what you eat Then we bend down and smell your feet Hope you don't pick your nose! My favorite part of growing up Is when I'm sick and throwing up It's the dues you've got to pay For eating burgers every day Take my vitamin C No one's good for me Life can take it's toll When you're living ROCK N' ROLL!!! We're the members of the master race Got no tact, and we got no taste First you put your sneakers on Going outside to have some fun Dont forget to wipe your ass! C'mon guys! LETS GO! x13 |
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| 3:24 |
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Who's that boy with the sandwich in his hand? You won't miss me, even though you can He could make a dead dog laugh And watch me kick my mother on her ass He's no boy and yet he ain't no man. He don't know what he's gonna do In three years, I'm gonna be twenty-two-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo-oo All his friends think he's great I'm their favorite degenerate You might say he's just too crazy for you BRIDGE I'm the most outrageous Hope it's not contagious All the world's got a one-way ticket to heck, to heck, to heck You can bet that he's no Mickey Mouse Give me an hour, and I'll destroy your house Eatin' eggs (?) all day long Sleepin' with the TV on He looks just like you, turn him inside out (x 3). |
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| 3:04 |
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| 4:08 |
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Two Tub Man I am a pilgrim looking for danger I am an outlaw, I am a stranger I'm just a clown walking down the street I think Lou Reed is a creep I need a girl I need release I can go anywhere, people look and people stare They all know that I'm the one, not to let your son become What I want to do I do, who I want to screw I screw Playin in a heavy band, guess I'm just a Two Tub Man I drink Coca cola for breakfast I've got Jackie Onassis in my pants I'm never gonna watch channel 13 Edjumacation ain't for me I'm so drunk I can barely see I can go anywhere, people look and people stare They all know that I'm the one, not to let your son become What I want to do I do, who I want to screw I screw Playin in a heavy band, guess I'm just a Two Tub Man I never graduated from high school I wore paisley I was too cool I think color TV's a gas I think Joe Franklin is real flash I don't mind if I gotta kick your ass I can go anywhere, people look and people stare They all know that I'm the one, not to let your son become What I want to do I do, who I want to screw I screw Playin in a heavy band, guess I'm just a Two Tub Man |
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| 4:00 |
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Oh Weekend Benny took downs in class The principal found his stash His mother's gonna get his ass Oh Weekend In his room he'll stay Dreamin when he's king he'll say Everyday is Saturday Set me free I might know better when I'm older But until then Just give me a sopor for the weekend Oh Weekend Bobby is a local punk Cuttin school and getting drunk Eating at Mcdonald's for lunch Oh Weekend Soon he threw up in the store But if he does it anymore I'll make him eat it off the floor Set me free I might know better when I'm older But until then Just give me a sopor for the weekend Oh Weekend Time to go a bit insane Beatin up the kids from Spain I'm tired of this social change Oh Weekend Flashing rock and roll guitars Cruising in my daddy's car I'll do my homework in the bar Set me free I might know better when I'm older But until then Just give me a sopor for the weekend |
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| 3:56 |
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Well I'm the type of guy who's into getting high on a Friday afternoon So now you know I'm a regular Joe and I'll tell you what I like to do I like to make the scene In my machine I like to make the scene I leave 'em in another state Whenever I accelerate I live for Cars and girls, cars and girls I live for Car, cars and girls I live for Cars and girls, cars and girls I live for Car, cars and girls There's nothing else in this crazy world Except for cars and girls I got a lot of good sittin under my hood but it doesn't make me feel alright The only time I'm feelin fine is when my baby's sittin tight I like to get it down I like to feel the sound I like to get it down I leave 'em in another state Whenever I accelerate I live for Cars and girls, cars and girls I live for Car, cars and girls I live for Cars and girls, cars and girls I live for Car, cars and girls There's nothing else in this crazy world Baby you and me will go A cruisin everywhere we know We'll take a trip out to the west Cause the coast's the most 'cause the surfin's best The fastest car and a movie star are my only goals in life It's the hippest scene, the American dream and for that I'll always fight I like to get it down I like to feel the sound I like to get it down I wanna drive the fastest car I wanna drive the fastest car I wanna drive the fastest car Cars, girls, surfin beer Nothin else matter here I live for Cars and girls, cars and girls I live for Car, cars and girls I live for Cars and girls, cars and girls I live for Car, cars and girls-acapo |
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