Dictators

I used to shiver in the wings
But then I was young
I used to shiver in the wings
Till I found my own tongue

I sock 'em everywhere that I sing
Cause you know baby
I'm the Next Big Thing

I knocked 'em dead in Dallas
And I didn't pay my dues
Yeah, I knocked 'em dead in Dallas
They didn't know we were Jews

I sock 'em everywhere that I sing
Cause you know baby
I'm the Next Big Thing

I'm a fuel injected legend
I don't wanna be a bore
I just wanna live a rich life
And I wanna die poor

But I won't be happy
Till I'm known far and wide
With my face on the cover
of the TV guide

I sock 'em everywhere that I sing
Cause you know baby
I'm the Next Big Thing

Hippies are squares with long hair
And they don't wear no underwear
Country Rock is on the way
I don't wan't music, I won't pay (?)

Dictators can't swing (?)
Make you dance and sing
Cause no oil spil (?)
You don't know us, but you will!

We're the members of the master race
Got no style, and we got no grace
Sleep all night, sleep all day
Nothing good on t.v. anyway

Gasoline shortage won't stop me now, Oh no!

We've reached a higher spiritual plain
That is so high, I can't explain
We tell jokes to make you laugh
We play sports so we don't get fat

We can't sweat and stink
We can't eat and drink
Don't do what we're told
And we're scared of growing old!

We're the members of the master race
We don't judge you by your face
First we check to see what you eat
Then we bend down and smell your feet

Hope you don't pick your nose!

My favorite part of growing up
Is when I'm sick and throwing up
It's the dues you've got to pay
For eating burgers every day

Take my vitamin C
No one's good for me
Life can take it's toll
When you're living
ROCK N' ROLL!!!

We're the members of the master race
Got no tact, and we got no taste
First you put your sneakers on
Going outside to have some fun

Dont forget to wipe your ass!

C'mon guys!

LETS GO! x13

Who's that boy with the sandwich in his hand?
You won't miss me, even though you can
He could make a dead dog laugh
And watch me kick my mother on her ass
He's no boy and yet he ain't no man.

He don't know what he's gonna do
In three years, I'm gonna be twenty-two-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo-oo
All his friends think he's great
I'm their favorite degenerate
You might say he's just too crazy for you

BRIDGE
I'm the most outrageous
Hope it's not contagious
All the world's got a one-way ticket to heck, to heck, to heck

You can bet that he's no Mickey Mouse
Give me an hour, and I'll destroy your house
Eatin' eggs (?) all day long
Sleepin' with the TV on
He looks just like you, turn him inside out (x 3).

Two Tub Man
I am a pilgrim looking for danger
I am an outlaw, I am a stranger
I'm just a clown walking down the street
I think Lou Reed is a creep
I need a girl I need release

I can go anywhere, people look and people stare
They all know that I'm the one, not to let your son become
What I want to do I do, who I want to screw I screw
Playin in a heavy band, guess I'm just a Two Tub Man

I drink Coca cola for breakfast
I've got Jackie Onassis in my pants
I'm never gonna watch channel 13
Edjumacation ain't for me
I'm so drunk I can barely see

I can go anywhere, people look and people stare
They all know that I'm the one, not to let your son become
What I want to do I do, who I want to screw I screw
Playin in a heavy band, guess I'm just a Two Tub Man

I never graduated from high school
I wore paisley I was too cool
I think color TV's a gas
I think Joe Franklin is real flash
I don't mind if I gotta kick your ass

I can go anywhere, people look and people stare
They all know that I'm the one, not to let your son become
What I want to do I do, who I want to screw I screw
Playin in a heavy band, guess I'm just a Two Tub Man

Oh Weekend
Benny took downs in class
The principal found his stash
His mother's gonna get his ass

Oh Weekend
In his room he'll stay
Dreamin when he's king he'll say
Everyday is Saturday

Set me free
I might know better when I'm older
But until then
Just give me a sopor for the weekend

Oh Weekend
Bobby is a local punk
Cuttin school and getting drunk
Eating at Mcdonald's for lunch

Oh Weekend
Soon he threw up in the store
But if he does it anymore
I'll make him eat it off the floor

Set me free
I might know better when I'm older
But until then
Just give me a sopor for the weekend

Oh Weekend
Time to go a bit insane
Beatin up the kids from Spain
I'm tired of this social change

Oh Weekend
Flashing rock and roll guitars
Cruising in my daddy's car
I'll do my homework in the bar

Set me free
I might know better when I'm older
But until then
Just give me a sopor for the weekend

Well I'm the type of guy who's into getting high on a Friday afternoon
So now you know I'm a regular Joe and I'll tell you what I like to do

I like to make the scene
In my machine
I like to make the scene
I leave 'em in another state
Whenever I accelerate

I live for Cars and girls, cars and girls
I live for Car, cars and girls
I live for Cars and girls, cars and girls
I live for Car, cars and girls

There's nothing else in this crazy world
Except for cars and girls

I got a lot of good sittin under my hood but it doesn't make me feel alright
The only time I'm feelin fine is when my baby's sittin tight

I like to get it down
I like to feel the sound
I like to get it down
I leave 'em in another state
Whenever I accelerate

I live for Cars and girls, cars and girls
I live for Car, cars and girls
I live for Cars and girls, cars and girls
I live for Car, cars and girls

There's nothing else in this crazy world

Baby you and me will go
A cruisin everywhere we know
We'll take a trip out to the west
Cause the coast's the most
'cause the surfin's best

The fastest car and a movie star are my only goals in life
It's the hippest scene, the American dream and for that I'll always fight

I like to get it down
I like to feel the sound
I like to get it down
I wanna drive the fastest car
I wanna drive the fastest car
I wanna drive the fastest car
Cars, girls, surfin beer
Nothin else matter here

I live for Cars and girls, cars and girls
I live for Car, cars and girls
I live for Cars and girls, cars and girls
I live for Car, cars and girls-acapo