Faster Pussycat

Don't really know
How much longer I can stick around
Cause my bags are collecting dust
And my ceiling's coming down
Kissed the gutter on Bourbon Street
Louisiana give me New Orleans

It's time to change the locks oh baby
On my back door
I'm east coast bound I'm stuck in
Chinatown for the night

I'm gonna walk, run
Whatever it takes I'm leaving
I'm gonna walk, run
Whatever it takes I'm gone

Trucks loaded up and ready to go
The stage coach is leaving town
My snakeskin boots are tough enough
For that dusty Texas ground
San Antonio get ready for me
The Houston honeys are a luxury

It's time to change the locks oh baby
On my back door
I'm east coast bound I'm stuck in
Chinatown for the night

I'm gonna walk, run
Whatever it takes I'm leaving
I'm gonna walk, run
Whatever it takes I'm gone

It's time to change the locks oh baby
On my back door
I'm east coast bound I'm stuck in
Chinatown for the night

I'm gonna walk, run
Whatever it takes I'm leaving
I'm gonna walk, run
Whatever it takes I'm gone

It's time to change the locks oh baby
On my back door
I'm east coast bound I'm stuck in
Chinatown for the night

I'm gonna walk, run
Whatever it takes I'm leaving
I'm gonna walk, run
Whatever it takes I'm gone

Nonstop to Nowhere as recorded by
Faster Pussycat
CHORUS 1:
I'm on the lame train
I got a first-class ticket on the nonstop to nowhere
Where it takes me I don't know
I guess the tracks you make are your own
Well it's 5 o'clock in the morning And I can't fall asleep again
Times are changing and moving fast Way too fast for me
Seems like only yesterday I was skipping school and stealing gasoline
I've been talking I guess you call it Talking a white lie
One minute I'm on top of the world And the next thing you know
CHORUS 1:
Sometimes I just sit and daydream And I just slip away from here
If only I had a crystal ball Or could invent a time machine
I'd go into the future Take a good look around
And see what life has in store for me
I've been walking I guess you call it Walking a thin line
One minute I'm on top of the world And the next thing you know


CHORUS 2:
I'm on the lame train
I got a first-class ticket on the nonstop to nowhere
Where it takes me I don't know
I guess the track
s you make are your own
It's like achain gang going I know the exit
But my problems seem to follow me
Wherever I go Nonstop to nowhere
I don't believe the preachers They're just sticking out their hands
I don't believe the government And who the hell's this Uncle Sam?
Mr. Conductor Will you help me off this train?
Well I believe I'm on the wrong one and it's taking me down the drain
CHORUS 2:
--Scribe

Baby
All I wanted was a change
Lisa
I never wanted you to go that far away

Then ya had to go and leave me sittin'
All alone, oh baby how I miss ya so
And I'm so damn tired of thinkin'
She wiped the tears away
A lifetime away
And laid a goodbye on me
And at night I can still hear you sayin'

Hang on to me (Baby oh)
Hang on to me
It ain't easy

Please dear
Could you save a seat in nirvana for me
So we can go on forever
Please dear
Could you save a seat in nirvana for me

Lisa
Everytime I turn around I see your face
Please
Give me a sign that says you're o. k

Will ya let me know that you'll need me at
The door and take me everywhere ya go up in
The sky when I buy my ticket
I have a hard time sleepin'
Your ringin' your bell
Reminds me of all the time of playin'
At night I can still hear you sayin'

Hang on to me (Baby oh)
Hang on to me
It ain't easy

Please dear
Could you save a seat in nirvana for me
So we could go on together
Please dear
Could you save a seat in nirvana for me

Hang on to me (Baby oh)
Hang on to me
It ain't easy

Please dear
Could you save a seat in nirvana for me
So we can go on forever
Please dear
Could you save a seat in nirvana for me
So we can go on forever

Please dear
Could you save a seat in nirvana for me
I never wanted to say goodbye
I always wondered why

Please dear
Could you save a seat in nirvana for me
It's another sleepless night
Are you really, are you alright

Please dear
Could you save a seat in nirvana for me
You're so far away
Oh I miss your face

Please dear
Could you save a seat in nirvana for me

She's got high top moccasins
And shines in the sun
Does her rain dance for me
And I'm wet when she's done
Got to be the last of a long lost tribe
I got my bow & arrow now I'm ready to fly

Ain't no bright lights shining
Ain't no bad moon rising at all

Ya got me rolling through the tumbleweed
This wild child's all I need
Well I got her
And she's all mine

There ain't nothing like
A little midnight stroll
And make a little love
Where the buffalo roam
I ain't no Geronimo
But I had a good time
I walk her to her tee pee
And I kissed her goodnight

Ain't no bright lights shining
Ain't no bad moon rising at all

Ya got me rolling through the tumbleweed
This wild child's all I need
Well I got her
And she's all mine

Arizona, Indian doll

My money's gone my tank is empty
This dope-filled life has got the best of me
Wait this can't be right
But it's all written in black

Shame up till today I was doin fine
In the mailbox was a letter
From a girl I left behind
And now she's back in town to stay
Well long time ago she took my sanity
Came all the way to Memphis
To live next door to me
Besides the pain it's driving me insane

There's no way I can make her understand
And I found out why it's hidden behind her pants

She's got my name, she's got my name
Tattoed on the back side of her frame
There ain't no way you'll get your ring on me

Diggin in my garbage for a piece of me
All she found were some dirty rubbers
And a beat up pair of jeans
Mentally she's not all there
What should I do or where should I go
Should I find a little cabin in Boise Idaho
And hibernate till that strange lame dame goes away

There's no way I can make her understand
And I found out why it's hidden behind her pants

She's got my name, she's got my name
Tattoed on the back side of her frame
There ain't no way you'll get your ring on me
There's no way I can make her understand
And I found out why it's hidden behind her pants

She's got my name, she's got my name
Tattoed on the back side of her frame
There ain't no way you'll get your ring on me

Painted a perfect picture
And busted my frame
With all this cheap ass talking
You need an oxygen tank
If you're gonna do it, do it right
Got to catch the flow, got to hit em low
I get high between the thighs

Damned if I do, damned if I don't
Someone's always watching me
Turn on the news and hear what I'm gonna do
Before it ever happens to me

With a slip of the tongue
I'm in deep shit
I'm so bad off I can taste it
Bury myself with a slip of the tongue

Lick it to the left and take it up
Then lick to the right
My baby likes my Model-T, I'm parkin it tonight
Gotta watch what I do
Gotta watch what I say
There's alway one fucked up damn bum
That gets in my way

Damned if I do, damned if I don't
Someone's always watching me
Turn on the news and hear what I'm gonna do
Before it ever happens to me

With a slip of the tongue
I'm in deep shit
I'm so bad off I can taste it
Bury myself with a slip of the tongue

I got a psychopathic love
That fits like a glove
My baby bucks like a bronco
When I start to shove
Get your, get your, get your feet up to your ears
Slam it home and take me to Rome
And watch me disappear

Damned if I do, damned if I don't
Someone's always watching me
Turn on the news and hear what I'm gonna do
Before it ever happens to me

With a slip of the tongue
I'm in deep shit
I'm so bad off I can taste it
Bury myself with a slip of the tongue

Maria's cryin and I don't understand
It takes two to tango
Three to make me really mad
But things ain't that bad
Call me super dad

Suzy's had it up to here with their master plan
Of some cronies' testimony that sounds just like the Ku Klux Klan
If things get that bad
There's plenty of room in Japan

Don't need girls or little boys
They'd only have broken toys
They'd only throw them all away

There's pain down below
Pull my, pull my weeds (don't give a funk)
There's pain down below
Pullin weeds (don't give a funk)

An unwanted baby Jonny boy
Daddy was a dirty beggar mamma's a whore
With a life like that
How can he win the war

Don't need girls or little boys
They'd only have broken toys
They'd only throw them all away

There's pain down below
Pull my, pull my weeds (don't give a funk)
There's pain down below
Pull my, pull my weeds (don't give a funk)

Maria's cryin and I don't understand
It takes two to tango
Three to make me really mad
But things ain't that bad
Call me super dad

Don't need girls or little boys
They'd only have broken toys
They'd only throw them all away

There's pain down below
Pull my, pull my weeds (don't give a funk)
There's pain down below
Pull my, pull my weeds (don't give a funk)
Pullin weeds

A little past suppertime
I'm still out on the porch step sitting on my behind,
Waiting for you.

Wondering if everything is alright.
Momma said, "Come in boy, don't waste your time." I said, "I've got time.
Well, he'll be here soon."

Five years old and talking to myself.
Where were you? Where'd you go?
Daddy, can't you tell?

I'm not trying to fake it
And I ain't the one to blame.
There's no one home
In my house of pain.
I didn't write these pages
And my script's been rearranged.
No, there's no one home
In my house of pain

Wasn't I worth the time?
A boy needs a daddy like a dance to mime and all the time
I looked up to you.

I paced my room a million times.
And all I ever got was on big line, the same old lie.
How could you?

Well, I was eighteen and still talking to myself.
Where were you? Where'd you go?
Daddy can't you tell?

I'm not trying to fake it
And I ain't the one to blame.
There's no one home
In my house of pain
I didn't write these pages
And my script's been rearranged.
No, there's no one home
In my house of pain

(REPEAT)

And I'm alone again.

(Spoken): Well, if I learned anything from this...it's how to live on my own.

Baby, baby why won't you let me be
You're a major pain in the ass, I do need the hassle can't ya see
Please I need some piece of mind
That I was hoping I could find
But you just kept a buggin
Till I was crawlin under the rug and baby
Stressin, jump back baby back away
Get off my back you monkey
Ya got my nerves jumping like a junkie today

Poison ivy ya come creepin up right behind me
You make me itch baby you're so unkind
Poison ivy you're like poison ivy
You make me itch and I'm out of calamine

So this is how you get your kicks
Lickin up everything after me
Baby don't pet my dog and certainly don't mess with my birds or my
bees
Jesus I got a peeping Tom
And I was hoping she was gone
But she just kept a knockin
Till I was crawlin under a rock and baby
Stressin, jump back baby back away

Get off my back you monkey
Ya got my nerves jumping like a junkie today

Poison ivy ya come creepin up right behind me
You make me itch baby you're so unkind
Poison ivy you're like poison ivy
You make me itch and I'm out of calamine

Poison ivy ya come creepin up right behind me
You make me itch baby you're so unkind
Poison ivy you're like poison ivy
You make me itch and I'm out of calamine

I'm your door to door lover
I'm your cyclone pacifier
I'm your cheap trick honey
And my baby's my bionic liar
I don't bleed cause the gasoline
That flows right through my veins
I'm a motor at heart
And if I don't start
I get pissed off just the same

Your high heeled river of love
Is drippin down your thighs
It seems like my lover's
Finally satisfied

Blow my whistle, rock me little dove
Rock my missile, blow me little dove

She's a super sex junkie for money
Sometimes she does it for fame
She prefers cash to a hot seat on the dating game
I'd like to seize ya, I'd like to please ya
By customizing your frame
With the oil of lover, that some keep in a glove
But I just let it spray

Your high heeled river of love
Is drippin down your thighs
It seems like my lover's
Finally satisfied

Blow my whistle, rock me little dove
Rock my missile, blow me little dove

Your high heeled river of love
Is drippin down your thighs
It seems like my lover's
Finally satisfied

Blow my whistle, rock me little dove
Rock my missile, blow me little dove

Juicin it up 'til I can't see what's in front of me
Can you help me make it up the stairs
So I can hit the sack and maybe get some sleep

A bottle in front of me is like a frontal lobotomy
One more swig will alter my psychology

My mornings are pure misery, ice pack on my head
It's another Bloody Mary morning
And I'm feeling pretty sore, wish I was dead

A bottle in front of me is like a frontal lobotomy
One more swig will alter my psychology

Drowning all my sorrows in my gin
I wish that I just knew where I had been last night

Last call for alcohol, it's the ending of my night
Bought me a case of Tylenol just to make me feel all right
Yeah, I said "Hey Riki, wanna take me down to the store
To buy another bottle" I said

A bottle in front of me is like a frontal lobotomy
One more swig will alter my mentology
Got a bottle in front of me
Like a frontal lobotomy

Sun's comin up in the West
I've got my pearl and my steel
And Bernie takes a look at Stacy
Says "boy, is this for real"

The heat is comin down and I'm not laughin
I pulled my trigger, I'm blastin for action
I jumped into the saddle, I'm not walkin
I'm sick of this town and all it's talkin

This city has no heart
No no no no no heart
It's got a mouth that keeps a runnin
And baby it won't stop
No, it won't stop
This city has no heart
It's got a mouth that keeps a runnin
And baby it won't stop

Face it, this place is a mess
It's got a hole in the ceiling
The rain comes and washes away
All the hope and the feelin

And Jackie's feelin numb, face down on the table
Greg is poppin bubble gum, makin love to Betty Grable
Walkin up and down the streets of blood fashion
I've had it up to here with this so called attraction

This city has no heart
No no no no no heart
It's got a mouth that keeps a runnin
And baby it won't stop
No, it won't stop
This city has no heart
It's got a mouth that keeps a runnin
And baby it won't stop

I said hey, this city has no heart
Gypsy junkie baby, you're sittin in the sun
And there's no use tryin, but you did it again, oh no

Booty-booty

Well here's a story about a floppy romp
All in all it seemed so fun
You got a rotten bladder and spastic knees
That's why she wears plastic sheets

Her butt, it drags along the street
Now there are no room for me
She'd be so pretty if she went on a diet
Come on fat bitch, do it, try it

Fat girl
She tried to sit on me
Fat girl
She's way too fat for me
Fat girl
Max-i-mum den-si-ty
Fat girl
She tried to squeeze the shit out of me

Loose booty
Loose booty

Big ol bitty had a buffalo butt
You thought that was big, you should've seen her gut
On her butt was a sign that said Wide Load
She's so big, she's got her own zip code

That lady can house a family of four
Give me a chimichanga please seinor
She was so obese, she broke my bed
All fat chicks, give good head

Fat girl
Her legs looked like cottage cheese
Fat girl
There just so much left to squeeze
Fat girl
It's her scent that makes ME wheeze
Fat girl
???????????

I aint' gonna touch you, gonna walk on by
Loose booty
36-24-36 Times 5
Booty booty
??? And you took first prize
Loose booty
L - O - O - S - E B - O - O - T - Y
Loose booty

Fat girl
She tried to eat me
Fat girl
She's a real live rolly-polly
Fat girl
She think's I'm ice cream
Fat girl
Yeeeech, She's fuckin' ugly

I aint' gonna touch you, gonna walk on by
Loose booty
When I see you wolfin' down those marshmallow pies
Booty booty
My brother's in the crack juice, it's his second dive
Stinky Booty
L - O - O - S - E B - O - O - T - Y
Stinky stinky booty

Loose Booty

I left the evergreen combat zone
For a taste of the better life for me
The star dog left the mother bone
For a jewel he'd never find or see

You may have hated me, I don't know
But I loved the way you played your role
You couldn't stop to kick the jive
It left your kin with salty eyes

Hey Mr. Lovedog, you will always be
The one back home that could have had it all
Hey Mr. Lovedog, Lord knows you never really knew me
God bless your velvet gifted soul
Makes no sense at all

Now you're the holy roller
With the hubcap diamond star halo
This is goodbye to Captain Hi-top
Hope your Pearl Jam can keep it strong

They may have hated me, I don't know
But I loved the way you played your role
You couldn't stop to kick the jive
It left your kin with salty eyes

Hey Mr. Lovedog, you will always be
The one back home that could have had it all
Hey Mr. Lovedog, Lord knows you never really knew me
God bless your velvet gifted soul
Makes no sense at all

Higher and higher and higher we go
Where we stops, nobody knows