Funkdoobiest

(feat. Cobra Red, Daz Dillinger)

[Sun Doobie]
Don't worry, Kingpin Don Sun Juan
Papi Chulo, the only one, fun
Shake your booty, for my crew FunkDoobie
Yours truly lonely sleestak, kick my duty
Gettin groovy, Funk is ?Sun-ny to the Boonies?
Black hoodie, they'll say I'm home now boogie
What they told me, ?bunch of germ tango showbie?
Mango juicy, you know who I be
Latin formanizer, luxury liner
Fly designer, penthouse hind finder
Nuttin finer, than this latin mic sniper
Godiva's know who's hype, who brings it liver

[Chorus]
Soy, Papi Chulo, muerte la caldera
Soy, Papi Chulo, muerte la baca, ahh
Baby don't you know I wanna be with you
Ohhh baby let me see your body move...

[Daz Dillinger]
Papi wid it, notice how we rush the floor we get it
Yo who did it (he did it) we bustin and we watch the deez spinnin
This inner zone's forbidden, Daz Dillinger comin
With the force of a cobra, and now you been bitten
Bustin to the extreme, show my, broadest and realest
You know me to get the illest, now hah, can you feel it?
Dope, gangsta FunkDoobie, all in my trunk, every
Time you see me but you won't, check out the way I
Smash stumps to rude comps, what?
Breakin down your doors, for you and yours, say what?
Bronze Tony's baddest status, a mean being
The brother's the toughest and the baddest, hah hah
Check it out

[Chorus]

[Sun Doobie]
The rugged 'Rican puts five to your blunts and
Congo drummin, countin stacks by the hundreds
Doobie's comin, so don't act stubborn
Girls by the dozen get the toast uncut

[Cobra Red]
Senorita, toast strawberry margarita
Lady like ?man of bring? the pool out the heater
Big cash, no time for laughs when you request
?over? for hire, hoes retire, the battle was won
By the rest, we take your chest, intrude a vibe
That is best, game sewed up tight, like a seamstress
Petite, in a long ?spleen skin? skirt, puttin it work
Pushin em in the dirt, doin the maneuver, by being a flirt flirt

[Chorus]
Papi Chulo, I wanna do
The things you do, you make me move
Do what you do when you do
What you doooo
Baby don't you know
I wanna be with you
Whoaaaahhh baby let me see
Your body moveeeeee!

[Sun Doobie x2]
Mueve las caderas
Muevela pa' aca
Aqui esta
Senor boricua
Soy el papichulo
Papichulo
Soy el papichulo
Papichul

It's a new day but it all feels old
It's a good life thar's what i'm told
But everything it all just feels the same
and my high school it felt more to me like jail cell a penitentiary
my time spent there it only made me see
that i don't ever wanna be like you
i don't wanna do the things you do
i'm never gonna hear the words you say
'cause i don't ever wanna
i don't ever wanna be you...don't wanna be just like you
what i'm saying is this is the anthem throw all your hands up
you don't wanna be you
go to college a university
get a real job that's what they said to me
but i could never live the way they want
i'm gonna get by and just do my time
out of step while they all get in line
i'm just a minor threat so pay no mind
do you really wanna be like them
do you really wanna be another trend
do you wanna be part of that crowd
'cause i dont ever wanna...no i don't ever wanna be you...
don't wanna be just like you
what i'm saying is this is the anthem throw all your hand s up
you don't wanna be you
shake it once thats fine
shake it twice thats okay
shake it three times your playing with yourself again
you don't wanna be just like you
what i'm saying is this is the athem throw all your hands up
yuo all got to feel me sing if your with me
you don't wanna be just like you
this is the anthem throw all your hands up
you all got to feel me sing if you with me
i'll never use a rat comb.......

[Policeman]
"Que es lo que esta pasando aqui?"
(What is happening here?)

[Doobie]
All my indeginous, vigorous, rigorous
Mic beligerent, acts be delivering
Sound city as girls dance permiscuous
Ambigous catch, real rap carnivorous
Into this M.C, roll up the set, si
Claro que si, who keeps it wet like jet skis
Doobie gets Desi, deadly with the disco
Don Francisco of the club, rubber-dub
Put your hands in the sky, for this abominable
Stage phenominal, arsenal unstoppable
Mad maniac, the brainiac logical
Son's latin mic rules, like King Monaco

Oye Papi [x2]
FunkDoobie

Mic agression, that's my profession
True confession, hear Hip-Hops progression
Three dimension, starship's connection
SonDoob's relentless, sound check erection
Expression, that inspect your audio
Bar room, dancehall, the flow, bodyflow
Como no?, yo soy the exceptional
Skill's professional, omega alphabetical
Laugh hysterical, party vivacious
Anticipates Son, this funk, excavation
Declaration, peace to Zulu Nation
You can't incarcerate this rap creation

Oye Papi [x2]
FunkDoobie
Oye Papi

"Sounds you about to hear
Can be devastating to your hears"

Clubs surrender, first time offenders
Mind bender, blender, get the bartender
The contender, sipping wet Amarettos
WintChester blasting, keynote addresso
One two selector, rap Prime sinister
Perpendicular to a stickup with the Dilinger
Visit us, party like Caligula
Verhicular manslaughter, dancefloor particular
Twelve cylinder, horsepower blunted Rican
Hit the streets, or beneath the firebreathing
Yo lo hice, so i could freak the recent
When D.J.'s the mic, it's open season

Oye Papi [x2]
FunkDoobie
Oye Papi [x4]

(feat. Cam)

You don't really wanna really, really
FunkDoobie for the nine seven shot
That's right
We got Cam on the mothership
Wicky-wicky-wicky, riding that cosmic funk
It's all about that money man
Hey Doobie, where you at?

[SonDoobie]
Hey, yo, what's that sound
Who freaks the funk, while Son grabs the pound
I don't count my loot-chee, Doobie gots the cool breeze
Box of jewelry, no hope is what your crew say
Blast mecha-uzi, blue eyes go rubies
?, off on my lonely
Doobie is to blame, so I'll be the sickest
Million red-eye, first-class plane, igging

If you ain't on it, well act on it
And my niggas celebrating, drink on it
Select-mode on the slam on it, now
To ba-ba-bank on it
If you ain't on it, well act on it
And my niggas celebrating, drink on it
Select-mode on the slam on it, now
To ba-ba-bank on it

[Cam]
Wicky-wicky lights, Cam, Whup-whup!, action
Roll sound, let me get down, cuz Cam is in the back Son
Doobie, so who be the niggas that really ride?
East, West, North, South-SIDE! tribe
True soldiers, we ain't out here just acting down
Cuz nigga all I hang around is Black and Brown
They crackind down, now brothers can't even hang
Four deep, without them calling us a gang
Cuz slang is what I speak, and bang is what the track do
How the fuck they locking niggas up for a tattoo?
And that do make a nigga want to smash
Homo-police, not po' white trash
Cash rule everything around us so, you know
That's the reason that the clout is for
Cuz yo, we all about moving and grooving now
With the high-pro glow, show and prove and how
You got to act on it

If you ain't on it, well act on it
And my niggas celebrating, drink on it
Select-mode on the slam on it, now
To ba-ba-bank on it
If you ain't on it, well act on it
And my niggas celebrating, drink on it
Select-mode on the slam on it, now
To ba-ba-bank on it

[SonDoobie]
Bo-bo-bo, I got your enchi-ai-yai
Mercedes drive by, Son sipping on the Malta
I shine in Heaven, now I'll try
High-five?, Son hikes to Hawa-i
See my legs cooped like ?
Twenty-four K, we parlay by night
We ride the funk, ?
Night trumps collide, apply the mind set
Come on, let's go to work
And let me see that body jerk
Girls twitch the middle, watch my chips triple
Latin lingo, connect ?
?, stash the loot in the Limo
Pistol through your bullet-proof, right through a window

If you ain't on it, well act on it
And my niggas celebrating, drink on it
Select-mode on the slam on it, now
To ba-ba-bank on itIf you ain't on it, well act on it
And my niggas celebrating, drink on it
Select-mode on the slam on it, now
To ba-ba-bank on it

A-Doobie-Doobie, yall
A-Doobie-Doobie
You don't really want to really, really
You don't really want to really, really

I caught Spider-Man jerkin' off in a booth
To a Wonder Woman comic
Then the Bionic
Bitch fucked the Hulk a.k.a. Bruce Banner
Did I see Santa
No, it's the Green Lantern
Little Bo Peep cold fucked her sheep
Keep eatin' that pussy
Fuck the ??
Best fucked a bitch
Bullwinkle's kinda moosy
Triple X, hardcore
Nigga fucked a floozy
Miss Piggy
Gotta pick a sticky
Mickey Mouse pulled her blouse
Smoked a blunt for the hicky
Dorothy, Tin Man, the Lion and the Scarecrow
Messin' with the pussy
Hairy just like the werewolf

Cyclops, Wolverine
And the Nightcrawler
Went to a bar
And, yo, they had dollars
Roll in the parlor
Hittin' off switches
For Richie Rich riches
Pulls all the bitches
I turned on the headset
Like Judy Jetson
Here comes Barbie
Look who she lets in
Hansel, Gretel
Gretel, fuck the kettle
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun
(It's a small world)
Ready for some call girl


Wrapped around her neck
A lace that was all pearls
Nights had Medusa
Dancin' on tables
Joker's got a lap dance
From Charlie's Angels

It's night
In a secret hideaway somewhere in Gotham City
As a woman in a feline costume
Strokes a Siamese cat
And speaks to several well-dressed men

Twinkle, twinkle
On a star
Superho, tell me who you are
Catwoman in a red tight see-thru
Dancin' on a pole
With a do-see-do
Mosy on out
Now where goes that ho they call
Cinderella
Makin' men jealous
Like Dick Tracy
Tweety, Sylvester
(Sufferin' succotash)
Cuz Snow White's gonna be fuckin' all night
Strobelite dancin' in front of the mirror
He-Man's fuckin' with Smurfette and She-Ra
The freaky, freaky deeky
Wilma Flintstone
Betty, too
Is she ready for the nympho?