back on stage baby here i am i don't give a damn cause i entertain em i gotta mic in my left hand and a honey on my right and that is enough to make the vibes feel tight i feel feel feel feel feel so godd to bring my swing into your neihbourhood oh so so so so swing the vibe funky as i am anit't no other tonight Baby show me 1+1=2 show me all the things that you can do show me that you need me show me that you love me baby show me 1+1=2 baby show me 1+1=2 show me all the things that you can do show me that you breathe me show me that you hug me baby show me 1+1=2
babe i count on you so would you count on me be my beauty on tv so get out and set me free i make you understand you are my woman i am your man and if it takes it all i do all what i can you are my my my number one and not my my my number five so please baby please baby please baby come please baby come and get into my life baby show me 1+1=2 show me all the things that you can do show me that you need me show me that you love me baby show me 1+1=2 baby show me 1+1=2 show me all the things that you can do show me that you breathe me show me that you hug me baby show me 1+1=2
you are my my my number one and not my my my number five so please baby please baby please baby come please baby come and get into my life baby show me 1+1=2 show me all the things that you can do show me that you need me show me that you love me baby show me 1+1=2 baby show me 1+1=2 show me all the things that you can do show me that you breathe me show me that you hug me baby show me 1+1=2 baby show me 1+1=2
she likes bars she likes diamonds too she likes stars if they rendevouz she drinks champagne to maintain her style she likes a man only for a while she likes access to your bank account she likes dollars pesos and british pounds she likes money only in high amounts baby is cool she knows what counts
she likes to pay with credit cards ride expensive cars stays in the president suite and every day she is looking for a man who gives her more to satisfy her needs
she is a soulshaker, troublemaker she is a heartbreaker undertaker, moneymaker she is a lovefaker
soulshaker, troublemaker she is a heartbreaker undertaker, moneymaker she is a lovefaker
tricky, tricky ?? but she is pretty, pretty
I like holidays when there is nothing to do I like fun for free and an ice cold brew I like to watch football on tv I like to sleep and wake up around three I like to hang out with my boys - making lots of noise - dancing in a club - there is no choice she will never understand ?? that I can?t be her man - I am what I am - so damn
she likes to pay with credit cards ride expensive cars stays in the president suite and every day she is looking for a man who gives her more to satisfy her needs
she is a soulshaker, troublemaker she is a heartbreaker undertaker, moneymaker she is a lovefaker
soulshaker, troublemaker she is a heartbreaker undertaker, moneymaker she is a lovefaker
She is the appetite my appetite for love and I know that she is comin' that she is comin' from above everytime I see her I just can't get enough she is cute she is pretty and sometimes she is tough
Chorus: She is my beauty she is my beauty on the tv-screen - yeah she is! and when you see her you would know what I really mean
Yes she got legs that reach the skies and she has eyes that are open wide so please could you jump out that damn tv and put those little arms all around me there is nothin' yeah there is nothin' like that little butt planned out designed and coproduced by God yeah when I see youI just can't get enough 'cause she is cute and pretty and sometimes she is tough
Chorus
She will never disappoint me she will never make me cry she will never ever play me but her lovin' lets me die she will never disappoint me she will never make me cry she will never ever play me but her lovin' lets me die
Back on stage baby here I am I don't give a damn 'cause I entertain 'em I gotta mic in my left and a honey on my right And that is enough to make the vibes feel tight I feel feel feel feel feel so good To bring my swing into your neighbourhood oh so so so so swing the vibe Funky as I am ain't no other tonight
Baby show me 1+1=2 Show me all the things that you can do Show me that you need me Show me that you love me Baby show me that 1+1=2
Baby show me 1+1=2 Show me all the things that you can do Show me that you breathe me Show me that you hug me Baby show me that 1+1=2
Babe I count on you so would you count on me Be my beauty on tv so get out and set me free I make you understand you are my woman And I am your man And if it takes all I do what I can You are my my my number one And not my my my number five So please baby please baby please baby come please baby come and get into my life
Baby show me 1+1=2 Show me all the things that you can do Show me that you need me Show me that you love me Baby show me that 1+1=2
Baby show me 1+1=2 Show me all the things that you can do Show me that you breathe me Show me that you hug me Baby show me that 1+1=2
I dance the rumba, the salsa, the cha cha the limbo, the foxtrot and even the tango with ladies and girlies with mummies and babies and Dj's gone play this 'cause it's on their playlist and on my journey through all of these dances I found a lot of hot sex romances but mambo seeked me and mambo freaked me then she released me - and this is how we go
Chorus: Mambo Mambo eh eh - the babes are all around me Mambo Mambo eh eh - dancin' all night long Mambo Mambo eh eh - the babes are all around me Mambo Mambo eh eh - to the break of dawn (repeat)
Be my baby, drive me crazy Money, oh money Wanna hold you, just like I told you Every morning I wake up by your side Oh my feeling is so strong I cannot hide I wan't to hold you every second that I live And when you ain't next to me I get possessive You make me happy and you buy me things Cars and chicks and diamond rings All the stuff that is blinkin' Some people say that money isn't everything I tell them no, look, you also need a diamond ring And a ton of gold and a lot of shares Your honey wants a private jet ? Man who cares You satisfy me and you turn me on And that is why I sing This song My dream is to own a money money factory Money money money Gimme gimme money Money money money Gimme gimme money
(Car horns) Hey! Come on drive on stupid! What you waiting for? Drive man! Damn with this! Alot people can't drive! Drive on stupid! (Lou phone rings) Orh... Tsk... Hello?! Oh sweetie sorry I'm just so so STRESSED UP! Mmm... Twenty minutes maybe thirty Too many people can't drive in the city. Alright baby what you gonna tell me? Any news baby? Ah huh... ah huh... WHATZ?! No no I... Wait a minute wait a minute! I told you, this bloodsuckers are getting nothing! Zero point zero! They can't write anything they can't do anything! Anything yah tell them straigh up over my dead body, they get nothing. Life for all! Alright baby, tell them that thank you very much. I'll do my best I'm on my way... (A car crashed Lou's car) SHIT!!! FUCK!!!...(Fade off)
One two three four five everybody in the car so come on let's ride To the liqueur store around the corner the boys say they want some gin and juice but I really don't wanna beerbust like I had last week I must stay deep cause talk is a cheap I like Angela Pamela Sandra and Rita and as I continue you know they're gettin sweeter so what can I do I really beg you my Lord to me flirtin it's just like a sport anything fly it's all good let me dump it please set in the trumpet a little bit of Monica in my life a little bit of Erica by my side a little bit of Rita is all I need a little bit of Tina is what I see a little bit of Sandra in the sun a little bit of Mary all night long a little bit of Jessica here I am a little bit of you makes me you're man
jump up and down and move it all around shake your head to the sound put your hands an the ground take one step left and one step right one to the front and one to the side clap your hands once and clap your hands twice and if it looks like this then you doin it right a little bit of Monica in my life a little bit of Erica by my side a little bit of Rita is all I need a little bit of Tina is what I see a little bit of Sandra in the sun a little bit of Mary all night long a little bit of Jessica here I am a little bit of you makes me you're man
a little bit of Monica in my life a little bit of Erica by my side a little bit of Rita is all I need a little bit of Tina is what I see a little bit of Sandra in the sun a little bit of Mary all night long a little bit of Jessica here I am a little bit of you makes me you're man I do all to fall in love with a girl like you You can't run and you can't hide you and me gonna touch the sky
They're tellin' me, The does and don'ts But nobody's askin' me What I desire (I want to be lonely) No record company callin in today No stress,no drama, end of delay, Chorus: I want to be lonely, Baby I want to be lonely, I just wana be by myself, I wana be lonely Baby I wana be lonely Final by myself No mobile rings, No traffic jams No date,no stress And no one that wants my money Just for nothing
Angelina baby please Please baby be mine Angelina do your chacha forget about the time Sign your name across my heart honey ain't that smart Angelina ready steady start We can chacha on the floor we can chacha on the couch Baby we can chacha all around my house We can chacha in the night chacha till two And if you chacha me I have to chacha you Oh Angelina Angelina Angelina Oh my sweet signorina signorina Angelina I I I bet that we sweat Angelina Angelina be my signorina Oh Angelina Angelina Angelina oh my sweet singorina signorina Angelina I I I guess you say yes Angelina Angelina be my signorina
Signorina Angelina come ride in my new benz It's a two seater so don't bring your friends I got dinner for two only a la carte Angelina O yeah Ready steady start We can chacha on the floor we can chacha til two And if you chacha me I have to chacha you Oh Angelina Angelina Angelina Oh my sweet signorina signorina Angelina I I I bet that we sweat Angelina Angelina be my signorina Oh Angelina Angelina Angelina Angelina singorina Angelina I I I guess you say yes Angelina Angelina be my signorina Oh Angelina come baby drop in my benz Oh Angelina but don't you bring no more friends Oh Angelina I got dinner ala carte for two just for me and you Oh Angelina Angelina Angelina Oh my sweet signorina signorina Angelina I I I bet that we sweat Angelina Angelina be my signorina Oh Angelina Angelina Angelina Angelina signorina Angelina I I I guess you say yes Angelina Angelina be my signorina
Shit happens, that is my advice to you, it's a good day, I am back home early, I am going home to see my sugar, my girlie, I open up the door, as I do every day a man who is really naked says hey my name is jay! jay? hey hey jay, that's not OK, you're laying on my girlfriend, I think you cannot stay, but jay had his points, ha, to my surprise, he's a heavyweight champion, so here's my advice.
Shit happens, once or twice, don't believe your girlfriend, here's my advice to you, shit happens, you know, ha ha ha.
My teacher, Mr. Yawney, said you're never gonna make it, and if I got my chance, be sure that I would take it, but now i am a rock star, to his surprise, he passed my record for me, so here is my advice.
O baby.
Shit happens, once or twice, believe in yourself, here's my advice to you, shit happens, once or twice, believe in yourself, here is my advice to you, shit happens.
When you're teacher's teasing you, and your girlfriend's cheating you, you've got to look out for the one that's pleasing you, when everything I write feels as cold as ice, the only thing that you can do is, ha ha, is my advice, shit happens, come on, i'll do, let's make it funky, shit happens, you know.
Baby you're my freak once in a week we gettin kind of deep in my '86 jeep I don't play no tricks you know the bomb ticks the only style I play is my self-made hits and it kicks like that yo' it really does was it number one hell yo' it really was I got the swing the king is back in the ring ladies throw their brass when I start to sing can I rock it can I knock it can I lick it can I kick it can I top it you make me hazy you drive me crazy and baby I don't know what I can do can I rock it can I knock it can I lick it can I kick it can I top it you make me hazy you make me crazy and baby I don't know what I can do
We can do start Fantastic the you never knew forget you live in plastic when I keep my eyes on you I can't cool down because it's gettin' to hot so please baby pleasenever let us stop and it kicks like that yo' it really does was it number one hell yo' it really was I got the swing the king is back in teh ring ladies throw your brass when I start to sing can I rock it can I knock it can I lick it can I kick it can I top it you make me hazy you drive me crazy and baby I don't know what I can do can I rock it can I knock it can I lick it can I kick it can I top it you make me hazy you drive me crazy and baby I don't know what I can do
can I rock it can I knock it can I lick it can I kick it can I top it you make me hazy you drive me crazy and baby I don't know what I can do can I rock it can I knock it can I lick it can I kick it can I top it you make me hazy you drive me crazy and baby I don't know what I can do
This here is a love song I mean you can dance to it if you want But it's a love song You know what love is?
I'll tell you looking to my left, looking to my right All I'm gonna see is people lovin' me
Have you ever been driving on my highway? Blinking right but switching onto my way Everybody wants to know how I do do Can I hit another lick now to to
Some people tryin' to put me down down Payback at my next showdown Wait a minute, get into my groove now And I show you how
Looking to my left, looking to my right All I'm gonna see is people lovin' me
Looking to my left, looking to my right All I'm gonna see is people lovin' me
Have you ever had two girls crying same time? Oh Lord, gimme some sunshine Have you ever been to church on a Monday? Have you ever been drunk on a Sunday?
A little love is all that I am demanding A little love is all that I am sending Girlfriend, you know that I am standing Right in the middle and I am
Gentleman! I am the type of guy, That picks you up in a Bens, I am the type of man that'll always represent. I am the type of freak, That calls you seven days a week. You don't believe it? You gotta understand.
You wouldn't call me gentleman, If you only knew my plan. You wouldn't take the chance to dance with dinamite, Are you ready to explore with me tonight?
I'm a gentleman!
I send you flowers, What's yours is ours. I wanna tell ya that I care. You think I'm gentle, So sentimental. You dont believe it but you gotta understand.
You wouldn't call me gentleman, If you only knew my plan. You wouldn't take the chance to dance with dinamite, Are you ready to explore with me tonight?
I'm your man, Yes I am. I'm your man, Yes I am.
I send you e mails, With nasty details, I wanna tell ya that I care. You think I'm gentle, So sentimental, You dont believe it but you've gotta understand.
I'm a gentleman.
You wouldn't call me gentleman, If you only knew my plan. You wouldn't take the chance to dance with dinamite, Are you ready to explore with me tonight?
Ladies, fasten your seatbelts, Switch on your electronic devices, And pump up the volume.
Let me know if we could flow like a river, It's my quest baby, To warm you up when you shiver. I'm extra gentle, Super duper sentimental, I'm the man that understands.
You wouldnt, you wouldn't , You wouldn't call me gentleman, If you only knew my plan. You wouldn't take the chance to dance with dinamite, Are you ready to explore with me tonight?
I'm your man, Yes I am. I'm your man, Yes I am.
Gentleman!
You wouldnt , you wouldnt, You wouldn't call me gentleman, If you only knew my plan. You wouldn't take the chance to dance with dinamite, Are you ready to explore with me tonight?
You need a gentleman, You wouldn't wanna call me gentleman
