She hates my mama She hates my daddy too She loves to tell me She hates the things I do She loves to lie beside me Almost every night She's no lady she's my wife
The preacher asked her And she said I do The preacher asked me And she said yes he does too And the preacher said I pronounce you 99 to life Son she's no lady she's your wife
And I can't remember How I met her Seems like she's always just been hanging here off my right arm And I can't remember How I ever Thought that I just couldn't live without a woman's charm
And even though She loves the smell of French perfume And even though She walks around in high-heel shoes All I know Is I'm the one who pays her price Man she's no lady she's my wife
And I can't remember How I met her Seems like she's always just been hanging here off my right arm And I can't remember How I ever Thought that I just couldn't live without a woman's charm
Yea she hates my mama She hates my daddy too She loves to tell me She hates the things I do She loves to lie beside me Almost every night She's no lady she's my wife
You've got a friend in me You've got a friend in me When the road looks rough ahead And you're miles and miles From your nice warm bed You just remember what your old pal said Boy, You've got a friend in me Yeah, You've got a friend in me
You've got a friend in me You've got a friend in me You've got troubles, and I've got 'em too There isn't anything I woudn't do for you We stick together and see it through 'Cause you've got a friend in me You've got a friend in me
Some other folks might be A little bit smarter than I am Bigger and stronger too Maybe But none of them will ever love you The way I do It's me and you, boy And as the years go by Our friendship will never die You're gonna see It's our destiny You've got a friend in me You've got a friend in me You've got a friend in me.
Hey Momma don't you treat me wrong Come and love ya daddy all night long (Alright now-Hey Hey-Alright)
See the girl with the diamond ring She knows how to shake that thing (Alright now-Hey Hey) Tell ya Momma Tel Ya Pa Gonna send ya back to Arkansas Oh Yes Maam - If you don't do right - If you don't do right
When ya see me in a misery Come o' here and sit by me (Oh Yeah Yeah - Alright - Alright)
See the girl with the red dress on She can do the "Birdland" all night long Yeah Yeah - What I Say - Alright - Well
Tell me what I say "right now" (Tell me what I say) [ ]
Cos I wanna know (Baby I wanna know ) Baby I wanna know (Baby I wanna know ) Said that I wanna know (Baby I wanna know ) Said that I wanna know (Baby I wanna know ) Said that I wanna know (Baby I wanna know ) Baby I wanna know (Baby I wanna know )
Tel me one more time (Just a one more time ) Tel me one more time (Just a one more time ) Just a one more time, right now (Just a one more time ) Tel me one more time (Just a one more time ) Tel me one more time (Just a one more time ) Tel me one more time (Just a one more time )
Maybe feel so good (Back Vocal:Baby feel so good) Make me feel so good (Baby me feel so good) Make me feel so good (Baby feel so good) Make me feel so good (Baby me feel so good) Make me feel so good (Baby me feel so good) Make me feel so good (Make me feel so good)
Baby Shake that thing (Baby shake that thing) Baby Shake that thing (Baby sha
You got you some legs baby That just won't quit You got a pretty boy And he looks pretty hip You got you one on the sly But you gave him the slip And that's just a cryin' shame
'Cause you love the boy With pretty green eyes And you love the boy Who says he's so clever and wise And you love the boy Who's always telling you lies And that's just a cryin' shame
Sometimes it never quits raining Sometimes that phone just won't ring Sometimes I never miss nothing And sometimes I miss anything
But you like 'em tall when it's raining And you like 'em dark when you're feeling no pride But you never felt anything that you wanted to hide And that's just a cryin' shame
So he says you look lovely my dear You say thank you I'm fine And you spend all his money And you spend all his time And you spend the night Like you were spending a dime And that's just a cryin' shame
Comfort me said she With your conversation With the cocktails And the candlelight In your eyes It's funny how we hunger For some inspiration And everything else That money just won't buy
Men have lied Many good girls have gone astray Just to hear the gypsy play One more lilting cowboy tune And as the rivers run dry And the mountains blow away They sing of lovers and how they lay Beneath this crazy frontier moon
I ain't no golden boy I ain't no Grecian dancer And I ain't no loudmouthed cowboy From the West I'm not the kind of man With all the answers But I surely know the songs That suit me best
But lately I've had something on my mind It's growing stronger all the time Calling out when I'm alone But I'm a poet And I'm bound to walk the line Between the real and the sublime And give the muses back their own
It's a penny for your thoughts It's a dollar for you kisses Keep a running tab on the time 'Cause what I've got the most of Is what she misses The clock is hers The hourglass is mine
But I'm her lover Not a man bent on revenge Hanging out here on the fringe Of my native borderlands Counting the days The sun shone golden across her head Lying on the banks of the bayou's edge Kicking up some Southeast Texas sand
She hates my mama She hates my daddy too She loves to tell me She hates the things I do She loves to lie beside me Almost every night She's no lady she's my wife
The preacher asked her And she said I do The preacher asked me And she said yes he does too And the preacher said I pronounce you 99 to life Son she's no lady she's your wife
And I can't remember How I met her Seems like she's always just been hanging here off my right arm And I can't remember How I ever Thought that I just couldn't live without a woman's charm
And even though She loves the smell of French perfume And even though She walks around in high-heel shoes All I know Is I'm the one who pays her price Man she's no lady she's my wife
And I can't remember How I met her Seems like she's always just been hanging here off my right arm And I can't remember How I ever Thought that I just couldn't live without a woman's charm
Yea she hates my mama She hates my daddy too She loves to tell me She hates the things I do She loves to lie beside me Almost every night She's no lady she's my wife