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from Descendents - Everything Sucks (1996)
Hear about the president?
He used to smoke pot He never broke the law Cause he never got caught It's a sign of the times, it's the ultimate crime Guilty of being caught red handed The roll of the dice says your gonna do time Guilty of being caught red handed Junkie drug dealer does 50 years time While the millionaire murderer just pays a fine It's a sign of the times, it's the ultimate crime Guilty of being caught red handed The roll of the dice says your gonna do time Guilty of being caught red handed I'll pretend not to see What you pretend you don't do I'm innocent like you So many stupid laws gonna hve to break a few Speed or run a red light i might too When the man pulls you over like it or not You're just one of the many Only you got caught It's a sign of the times, it's the ultimate crime Guilty of being caught red handed The roll of the dice says your gonna do time Guilty of being caught red handed I'll pretend not to see What you pretend you don't do I'm innocent It's a sign of the times, it's the ultimate crime Guilty of being caught red handed The roll of the dice says your gonna do time Guilty of being caught red handed |
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from Descendents - Everything Sucks (1996)
mug mug mug
coffee mug gonna clear away the haze liquid proof that i can win this race coffee mug the grip that keeps me tall my inter-link keeps me questing all i don't need no booze or drugs i just chug-a-lug-o my coffee mug and i don't need your kiss and hug i just chug-a-lug-o my coffee mug they haven't banned my liquid drug of choice there's too many hooked and they've got too much voice so for the moment we're all pretty good to go with 98 cups with 98 more to go i don't need no booze or drugs i just chug-a-lug-o my coffee mug and i don't need your kiss and hug i just chug-a-lug-o my coffee mug here a bean, there a bean everywhere a mean mean bean chug - a - lug - o - my coffee - mug, mug, mug, mug |
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from Descendents - Everything Sucks (1996)
in the world of man in the great rat race
makes his speeches then he does what he please winners of the mosh impart their grace as i wallow in the mush in a doggy daze i live in a kennel smells like rotten cheese chums lots of flies but why should i mind then i get trashed by the ho thats my wife can't get enough of kickin my hiney life in the canine world cats to chase and a bone to bury full of doggy stench in this poo poo place if i get a piece of tail i dont want to get married this is just a doghouse why should i stay if these folks are crazy they try to tell me that they know where its at i don't know maybe i'm lazy this is just a doghouse, you said i'm a dog i live like a dog this is my doghouse so now its time to go work for the man i work for the man at the taco stand i keep on grinding like a dog always does no place to hide for this american dog this is just a doghouse, you said i'm a dog i live like a dog this is my doghouse when i frickin find what i'm lookin for i dig right in and take my place maybe i seem crass and crude but a dog has to do what a dog has to do this is just a doghouse, you said i'm a dog i live like a dog this is my doghouse i'm just a dog, i eat cat feces, feel like a hydrant on this doggy street live in the doghouse, everybody hates me i want to get laid, but everybody takes me i'm your dog and you're bitches |
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from Descendents - Everything Sucks (1996)
Eunuch Boy, Eunuch Boy
Thought A Lawnmower Was Another Toy Don't Laugh At Him Cause He Can't Piss Straight He Can't Even Masturbate Got No Gonads, Only Two Sockets Got No Bulge In His Pockets Eunuch Boy, Eunuch Boy Thought A Lawnmower Was Another Toy Can't Even Make It Through A Day Of School They Try To Stomp His Shriveled Little Tool It Must Suck To Know You'll Never Fuck |
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from Descendents - Everything Sucks (1996)
got up this morning to make some coffee
everything sucks today prayed someone hired a hitman to off me everything sucks today got up on the wrong side of life this morning nothin today is gonna go my way horoscope told me lies this morning i don't think anything is gonna be okay today everything sucks today everything sucks today everything sucks today right girl didn't call and the wrong ones knockin everything sucks today flat tire on my car so i guess i'm walkin everything sucks today taxman came and took my money now all my other bills are gonna be late my girlfriends movin in this mornin i don't think anything is gonna be okay today everything sucks today everything sucks today everything sucks today got up on the wrong side of life this mornin nothing today is gonna go my way horoscope told me lies this morning i don't think anything is gonna be okay today everything sucks today everything sucks today everything sucks today |
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from Descendents - Everything Sucks (1996)
The Words She Writes Will Change The World
She's Much Smarter Than Me Inside She Writes A Side Of Herself She Won't Let Me See Such A Hateful Little Girl Her Little Book Is Her Whole World It's All There In Her Little Book And I Can't Help But Wonder But She Says I'll Never Understand She Says There's No Love And Everyones Out To Get Her She Keeps Me Shut Out And I Don't Want To Let Her Such A Hateful Little Girl Her Little Book Is Her Whole World It's All There In Her Little Book And I Can't Help But Wonder What Chapter I Fit Under, Yeah I'm A Stone Age Male And That's A Fact There's So Much More To Me Than That Such A Hateful Little Girl Her Little Book Is Her Whole World She's Writing In Her Little Book, She Don't Like Me But She's Got Me Hooked And I Can't Help But Wonder What She's Like Between The Covers And I Can't Help But Wonder What She's Like Between The Covers And I Can't Help But Wonder What She's Like Between The Covers, Yeah |
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from Descendents - Everything Sucks (1996)
While You Are Away I'm Waiting
I'm Out Of My Mind You're Out Of Town You Know I'm No Stranger To Frustration I Won't Break I Won't Let You Down Cause I Know Right From Wrong And I Know I Can Be Strong You Know I Won't Let Me Let You Down I Look Back On My Past, I'm Dirty I Know That Guy Would Always Let You Down But While I Am Away Don't Worry Just Keep Your Faith In Me And Have No Doubt Cause I Know Right From Wrong And I Know I Can Be Strong If There's No Lying Then There's No Crying Arrive In Your Own Time Stay Patient You Know I Won't Let Me Let You Down (I'm Waiting) You Know I Won't Let Me Let You Down (You Know I Won't Let Me,Waiting) You Know I Won't Let Me Let You Down (You Know I Won't Let Me) Won't Let Myself Be Led Into Temptation It's You And Me Nobody Else Allowed Well You Know I'm No Stranger To Frustration Just Keep Your Faith In Me And Have No Doubt Cause I Know Right From Wrong And I Know I Can Be Strong If There's No Lying There's No Crying Arrive In Your Own Time Stay Patient You Know I Won't Let Me Let You Down (I'm Waiting) You Know I Won't Let Me Let You Down (You Know I Won't Let Me, I'm Waiting) You Know I Won't Let Me Let You Down (You Know I Won't Let Me) You Know I Won't Let Me Let You Down You Know I Won't Let Me Let You Down You Know I Won't Let Me Let You Down |
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from Descendents - Everything Sucks (1996)
i'm the one
i've been here for you all along i'm the one who's shoulder you've been cryin on nice guys finish last no one knows as good as me we're just good friends and you come to me for sympathy you tell me that i'm not your type still you call me late at night everytime he picks a fight after all he's said and all he's done i'm the one i've been here for you all along i'm the one who's shoulder you've been cryin on he's a total dick that's the truth and you know i'm right from everything you say theres no way he'll ever do you right you love a man who treats you wrong you think you'll change him but you're wrong he'll use you he'll say so long after all he's said and all he's done i'm the one i've been here for you all along i'm the one who's shoulder you've been cryin on i'm the one who wants you more than anything you don't feel the same way you made it clear to me but i'll stand my ground and maybe you'll hear what i've been sayin after all i've said and all i've done i'm the one i've been here for you all along i'm the one who's shoulder you've been cryin on i'm the one i've been here for you all along i'm the one who's shoulder you've been cryin on i'm the one |
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from Descendents - Everything Sucks (1996)
shove all your problems under the rug
then you wonder where the smell came from rotting out from the inside this is your fucked up family so many minds that nobody ever speaks rotting out from the inside.....rotting out nuclear family falling out winter forever in this house, they're rotting out from the inside so put me out of my misery if it ever happens to me, no rotting out from the inside....rotting out rotting out...rotting out...rotting out...rotting out beat my head till i can't speak not gonna let it happen to me, no rotting out...rotting out...rotting out...rotting out |
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from Descendents - Everything Sucks (1996)
she loves me it's not just in my head
she loves me even though it's not been said and if anything means anything then this means something good and i guess i'd love her back if i only could she loves me i can see it when she smiles ear to ear she loves me and i'm sure that she can't hear how i scream out for someone else when i'm asleep or by myself how i'm so sad i hate myself don't know where to go for help her love could never grow sour becomes more pure with every hour and i never wanted anything like that from her but still she loves me she loves me she loves me it's not just in my head she loves me even though it's not been said and if anything means anything then this means something good i guess i'd love her back if i only could she loves me and i know she can accept me for myself she loves me but i'm sure that she can't help how i'm this close to cashing in how i chase dreams that don't exist how i hate girls and i hate my life the pain that rips me tears me ruins me and her love could never grow sour it grows more pure with every hour i never wanted anything like that from her but still she loves me (now i don't have to be all by myself) she loves me (she don't love no one else) she loves me the way she loves me the way she loves me |
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from Descendents - Everything Sucks (1996)
new love new fun new me, isn't that the way it's supposed to be
new fear, nothings clear to me and that's how it's always gonna be i've never been real sure of myself never trusted someone else something you do puts my fears to rest we'll bring it up and never touch the ground and when you need me i'll be around this is how it's gonna be if you don't get sick of me she loved me and i loved her it was all so fun and new we were going to go all over the world and do everything there is to do but something spoiled our plans we couldn't meet our own demands every problem put us to the test we brought it up but then we let it down and when she needed me i wasn't around that was how it had to be, then she just got sick of me relationships deteriorate i've seen it from the start easy as it is to fall in love, it's easier to fall apart i won't let it fall apart bring it up and never touch the ground and when you need me i'll be around this is how it's gonna be if you don't get sick of me we'll hold it up and never let it down and when you need me i'll be around this is how it's gotta be so you don't get sick me so you don't get sick of me so you don't get sick of me |
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from Descendents - Everything Sucks (1996)
I listen to you for hours, I'll listen all day
Just keep hitting me the right way Sing your song in the shower Cause you got a way To say what I can never say right - right on When I feel weak you make me feel strong Make me feel strong I won't say your name But you know who you are I'll never be the same again now - no way I just want to say Thank you for playing the way you play You don't get played on the radio That's not the game you play Well I don't care anyway I glued your tape in the stereo So I know every word, every note And every chord is right - right on When I feel weak you make me feel strong Make me feel strong feel like nothing's wrong I won't say your name You know who you are I'll never be the same again now - no way I just want to say thank you for playing the Way you play Did you know you're why I go And waste my time At a rock and roll show You let me know I'm not alone You make me feel strong, make me feel strong, Feel like nothing's wrong I won't say your name, you know who you are I'll never be the same again now - no way I just want to say Thank you for playing the way you play Thank you for playing the way you play Thank you for playing the way you play |
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from Descendents - Everything Sucks (1996)
This Place Sux
I Haven't Found A Single Thing To Call My Own And There's Nothing Left For Me To Do Just Play The Game, Pretend To Do Work No My Boss Isn't A Jerk It's Just This Place This Place Sux I Been Slinking Through The Halls Like An Unwashed Dog And Everybody Treats Me Like A Criminal Talk About Me Behind My Back At Least I Don't Have A Stick Up My Ass Like The People In This Place This Place Sux This Place Sux This Place Sux I Feel My Confidence Draining Away I Feel Them Laughing At Me Everyday I Never Thought It Would End Up This Way Good Thing I'm Not Going To Stay This Place Sux I Haven't Found A Single Friend In Three Whole Years Cause There's Nobody Here But The Bible Boys Talking About Their White Bread Politics Gotta Leave The Room Cause You're Making Me Sick Gotta Leave This Place This Place Sux |
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from Descendents - Everything Sucks (1996)
I Don't Care What They Say
Those Numbers Don't Mean A Thing We've Got It Made This World Is Just Me And You And We Know Just What To Do We've Got It Made Hey, Everythings Gonna Be Okay (We've Got It Made Together) Hey, Everythings Gonna Be Okay (We've Got It Made) I Don't Care If We Get A Job We've Already Got A Life We've Got It Made I Don't Know What The Future Holds All I Know Is You're There With Me That's All I Need Hey, Everythings Gonna Be Okay (We've Got It Made Together) When I Look In Your Eyes I Know What I Want In Life Nothing More, Nothing Less Nothing More, Nothing Less (Everything's Gonna Be Okay) Nothing More, Nothing Less (Everything's Gonna Be Okay) Be The Key To My Success Nothing More, Nothing Less |
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from Descendents - Everything Sucks (1996)
what will it be like when i get old
will i still hop on my bike, and ride around town will i still want to be someone, and not just sit around i don't want to be like other adults cause they've already died cool and condescending, fossilized will i be rich will i be poor, will i still sleep on the floor what will it be like when i get what will i be like when i get what will it be like when i get old will i still kiss my girlfriend and try to grab her ass will i still hate the cops and have no class will all my grown up friends say they've seen it all before they say hey act your age and i'm immature will i do myself proud or only what's allowed what will it be like when i get what will i be like when i get what will it be like when i get old will i sit around and talk about the old days sit around and watch t.v. i never want to go that way never burn out not fade away as i travel through my time will i like what i find what will it be like when i get what will i be like when i get what will it be like when i get old |
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from Descendents - 'Merican (2004)
We flipped the finger to the king of England
Then stole our country from the Indians With God on our side and guns in our hands We took it for our own Built a nation dedicated to liberty Justice, and equality Does it look that way to you? It doesn't look that way to me Sickest joke I know Listen up, man, I'll tell you who I am I'm just another stupid American You don't want to listen, you don't want to understand So finish up your drink and go home I come from the land of Ben Franklin Twain and Poe and Walt Whitman Otis Redding, Ellington The country that I love But it's the land of the slaves and the Ku Klux Klan Haymarket Riot and the Great Depression Joe McCarthy, Vietnam Sickest joke I know Listen up, man, I'll tell you who I am I'm just another stupid American You don't want to listen, you don't want to understand So finish up your drink and go home I'm proud and ashamed Every 4th of July You've got to know the truth Before you say that you've got pride Now the cops got tanks 'cause the kids got guns Shrinks pushing pills on everyone Cancer from the ocean, cancer from the sun Straight to hell we go Listen up, man, I'll tell you who I am I'm just another stupid American But you don't want to listen, you don't want to understand So finish up your drink and go home Listen up, man, I'll tell you who I am I'm just another stupid American But you don't want to listen, you don't want to understand So finish up your drink and go home Finish up your drink and go home |
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from Descendents - 'Merican (2004)
i know i don't control you
i know i don't own you but i still feel a sense of pride 'cause i know what we have is alive it's alive and it always used to frighten me now i know it'll always be a part of me it's alive i know sometimes we're strangers i know there's still some danger but i still feel a sense of pride 'cause i know what we have is alive it's alive and it always used to frighten me now i know it'll always be a part of me it's alive alive more than survive more than get by more than our lives it's alive i know we'll be together i know forever baby, look into my eyes and you'll know what we have is alive alive alive it's alive and it always used to frighten me now i know it'll always be a part of me it's alive it's alive and it always used to frighten me now i know it'll always be a part of me it's alive it's alive [3x] |
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from Descendents - 'Merican (2004)
Here With Me
Wet sand on a foggy beach, the sky is gray You would call it a perfect day And naturally I'd have to agree If you were here with me When I'm hanging out with all my friends Something still holds back my smile Something tells me they're the enemy - the enemy 'cause you're not here with me No, you're not here with me (And I know she was everything) Everybody's having fun I sit and stare at everyone Back to myself again Took a walk outside along the beach Watched the waves roll on the shore The things I felt before aren't there anymore - Not anymore 'Cause you're not here with me No, you're not here with me Everybody's having fun (but not me) I sit and stare at everyone Back to myself again Back to myself again Wet sand on a foggy beach, the sky is gray... Keep working Stay busy Don't think about Don't think about Her |
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from Descendents - 'Merican (2004)
I Quit
Music was my hobby, something that I did for fun Now that it's become a job, the damage has been done No amount of money can repair my broken lungs And who cares what yer makin' if yer makin' it alone Sick all the time, I miss my wife - I quit Got better things to do with my life - I quit I quit - I quit Go ahead and say it, tell me I'm getting old Tell me I'm a sellout, but it's you that's being sold See, I refuse to think of rock and roll as my career Tell me all my opportunities, ask me if I care The rock star lifestyle ain't for me - I quit Got somewhere else I'd rather be, so I quit I quit - I quit Go ahead and say it, call me a fuckin' wimp Just cuz I've got a different kind of life that I wanna live You can criticize my ideals and my priorities But ultimately I don't give a flying fuck what you think of me I don't believe in that macho shit - I quit I know there's no way you can understand it - I quit Sick all the time, I miss my wife - I quit Got better things to do with my life - I quit I quit - I quit What'd ya think, I wanted to be Mick Jagger or something, Playing the pixie at 50 or 60? Gimme a break! I mean,I don't wanna grow up and all that, but The time has come for me to say- I quit |
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from Descendents - 'Merican (2004)
I don't wanna move
I'll just sit here in my living room and See what's on the tube While I'm hanging out with you People knock on my door, ringing my phone, telling me the things I gotta get done today To satisfy them, but what about me? Lately I've been wishing I was brain dead, no responsibilities in my head today Baby, let's see what's on TV Doing nothing, having fun Off to bed to get things done I'm not lazy I'm in love I don't wanna move I'll just sit here in my living room and See what's on the tube While I'm hanging out with you People pressing my flesh, taking my time, they don't know a thing about my life with you I'm trying real hard, hard not to care 'Cause all I ever really want to do is sit around doing nothing with you, because Nothing's only fun when you're there "Mad About You" at dinnertime "Seinfeld," "Simpsons," "So-Called Life" Seen the reruns 20 million times I don't wanna move I'll just sit here in my living room and See what's on the tube While I'm hanging out with you All I wanna do Is just sit here in my living room and See what's on the tube While I'm hanging out with you All I wanna do, all I wanna do All I wanna do is do nothing with you All I wanna do, all I wanna do All I wanna do is do nothing with you |
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from Descendents - I Don't Want To Grow Up (2006)
I see the anger in the back of your eyes
I know the vengeance running through your mind You're up on the cross with a heart full of nails Hanging your head low whenever you fail You're thinking. Now's the time You keep saying. Now's the time But you still keep standing still You're free now. Now's the time It's over now. Now's the time It's over now. Now's the time And I believe. Now's the time to live And there ain't a thing now that you can do You expect everyone to have pity on you Nobody else can put their life in your hands So get up and move while you still have the chance With all of your mind and all of your soul And all of your heart, if you want to be smart You've got a lot to give don't throw it away You'll have your way some day, it will come to you Let's see what you do with the rest of your days You had it all and you gave some away It's not going to matter when you're dead and gone You be rewarded for the good that you've done So quit thinking. Now's the time And start doing. Now's the time You've got a lot to live for So quit crying. Now's the time And start trying. Now's the time Now's the time. Now's the time to live You say you've been run through the lover's mill But people are starving while you get your fill There's no time for standing still There;s another void that you can fulfill That you can fulfill |
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from Descendents - I Don't Want To Grow Up (2006)
It's not like you said it was
Nothing like you said it was It's a dirty old place and I can't go back It's not like you said it was Nothing like you said it was I've been misused and I can't go back It's a dirty old place and it's full of lies And I can't see a thing through virgin's eyes It's a dirty old place and it's full of lies And I'm still seeing through virgin's eyes Tonight and I can't go back and I can't go back I had a young boy's dream But I can plainly see It's a filthy world and I can't go back Now I can't go back Now I can't go back I've been misused and I can't go back Everybody here is out to get me Or at least that's how it seems to me Everybody here is laughing at me But now I know my weakness is my strength And I want to go back and I can't go back |
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from Descendents - I Don't Want To Grow Up (2006)
You were depressed you were really messed up
You know I understand But why did you not talk to me Why didn't you help me prepare for the nightmare You took a vacation into oblivion You were so low and I felt like I didn't know you Christmas vacation you took a vacation from me Once it ended I mended myself But is keeps falling back down off the shelves in my head A twinge of pain now a shudder of disgust As I shield my eyes from my own memory I knew all about your plans I really did understand But you didn't let me know I wasn't invited to go Christmas vacation you took a vacation from me I watched in desperation as you stumbled before my eyes She needs beer, she doesn't need me I finally realized My anger and pain in all your fun, you couldn't recognize I stopped caring long before you started to cry |
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from Descendents - I Don't Want To Grow Up (2006)
Just because we've gone away
Here's a message from me and Ray We're not gonna let the music die Join us if you've got the energy We're the proud, the few Descendents rockin' alone tonight We're the proud, the few Descendents pickin' our butts tonight We're looking for a few good men Degenerates need not apply Attitude is a must On our endless quest To play hard, play fast You must sacrifice Nothing else will suffice Pay the price We never did a popular thing Don't even know how to sing Couldn't sell out a telephone booth What I'm telling is the truth |
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from Descendents - I Don't Want To Grow Up (2006)
(Lyrics and Music by T. Lombardo)
All I want is some Good Clean Fun All I want is some Good Clean Fun You can freak out, you can shoot up You can fall down, you can self-destruct Just leave me alone Work hard, play hard, work up a sweat Stay out of trouble, if you're able Don't spoil my day So don't misunderstand what I say It's hard to say not and not O.K. Just take the drugs out of sex and drugs and rock and roll All I want is some Good Clean Fun All I want is some Good Clean Fun You can freebase, fall on your face, waste what you got Don't corrupt my life Just leave me alone Drown it in alcohol, I don't care at all I like list and sexual thrust I like Good Clean Fun |
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from Descendents - I Don't Want To Grow Up (2006)
I know a place up in the air
It's not very far, I've been there before I know a place, cool and warm cooling my blood, warming my heart So come on down and walk with me, and tell me I'm your man I only want to know a couple of things about you Where were you when I was in so much trouble with myself And do you still believe in me like I believe I've been thinking good good things about you cool and warm, good good things about you If you've been thinking good good things about me So cool and warm when you put your arms around me On my own, I know where to go Living the lie, in your eyes I know a place, cool and warm Cooling my blood, warming my heart So come on down and walk with me, and tell me I'm your man Let's see if I can get it right with you this time around I'm not afraid of losing you my little girl But do you still believe in me like I believe |
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from Descendents - I Don't Want To Grow Up (2006)
I don't want to grow up
I don't want to grow up If growing up means being like you Then I don't want to be like you Recycled trash It's deja vu I don't want to grow up I don't want to grow up You're grown up told what to do Your suit can't hide the truth You're a fool And I refuse to be like you I don't want to grow up |
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from Descendents - I Don't Want To Grow Up (2006)
I'm lonely today, won't you come out to play
When I'm with you all the world goes away Your smile and your eyes, they keep me alive Your voice is a bell that massages my mind And it make me wonder And it makes me sad And it makes me nervous And it makes me mad Because I think about you every night and day And when I could have asked I let it slip away I've got to get to know you, but I'm so afraid Well it's so hard to be a friend and be in love this way Oh talk to me please, you've brought me to my knees Only your words melt my twenty year freeze I've known you so long I've known all along But suddenly my thoughts of you are so strong Because I wonder if I'm more than just a friend Did I really see a fire - or just inside my head Sometimes I know you just want me to go away Well it's so hard to be a friend and be in love this way Karen may I see your blue eyes Karen may I tell you tonight That is makes me wonder |
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from Descendents - I Don't Want To Grow Up (2006)
Went to the No Nukes rally
The Don Quixotes made me feel silly Went to the punk rock show Nobody that I know did go Went to my university Boys and girls dress up and look pretty) Went to the party last night I was there but it was really out of sight My world is my mind I'm locking myself inside People they can't get in I have no use for them Just came from my girl's bed Don't think I'll ever forget what she said I tried to show her my song She laughed and said the chords were all wrong Went out to look at the moon Blood red and the water was too Just ran away from her house Not another word from her pretty little mouth Went to the toilet and sat down There was no one else around I went inside my closet Took my guitar and strummed upon it Went out to run 5 miles Sifted through my personal files Went to my desk to study There's no world no love nobody but me And that's the way it's gonna be So stop knocking Stop it |
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from Descendents - I Don't Want To Grow Up (2006)
What do I care what you think of me
What do you think you mean to me You mean nothing, can't you see And I don't want to smell your stinky beave No Fat Beaver No Fat Beaver Swear I'm gonna leave her Can't stand her fat beaver You look real nice to talk to But I can't stand to look at you Stop chasing me all over the place And get your fucking F.B. out of my face You may be the only chance I've got But I think I'd rather be shot Get away from me, you fucking F.B. |
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from Descendents - I Don't Want To Grow Up (2006)
Don't you think it's time I let you know
Don't you think I should before you go I'm not gonna let you get away Cuz I want to fuck you night and day I'm a pervert I like to go out on dates See a movie communicate We'll go home and have some fun I'll tell you sure you're the only one Then when I leave your house I smell of sex Then I know I'm a pervert because I like it Then I know I'm perverted because I want it Want it all of the time Don't you sometimes wonder what I want Don't you sometimes think I just want your cunt I'd hate to think that romance is just a pose But all I want to do is rip off your clothes I'm a pervert I like to hold you in my arms You know I wouldn't do you harm I never take advantage in my book that's a sin But somehow I find myself caressing your skin Then there's one word on my mind and that word is fuck |
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from Descendents - I Don't Want To Grow Up (2006)
Rockstar
Poser Asshole Satisfaction Recognition Leave me alone Rockstar See if you can do two things at once Go away and leave me alone Rockstar Asshole Loser Satisfaction Recognition Leave me alone Let's exploit rock and roll To its fullest potential |
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from Descendents - I Don't Want To Grow Up (2006)
Started on a summer sunday
the pink dress in the setting sun You were going to grandmas' house I was too scared to come Silly girl. Im beggin' you Tell me all the things that i wanna hear Silly girl im in love with you I had to run to get you, you always move so fast With your cute little smile and a silly laugh, God gave me love at last They said just stay away and now I wish I had I'm so in love with you my silly girl They made me go away, sometimes life isn't fair But ill be back someday, i hope you'll still be there When you're just a Silly boy like me you're always so scared I was too scared to love you, even though I really cared |
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from Descendents - Bonus Fat (2006)
It takes a long time to get what you want
No matter how hard you try , it just won't come But you keep on tryin', and you don't give up and it's really silly, and it's all in vain and if you don't stop you're going to go insane cause it takes a long time to get what you want no matter how hard you try, it just won't come But you keep on tryin', and you don't give up and it's really silly, and it's all in vain, and You could be doing other things You could be doing what you want, but you keep on tryin' and you don't give up and it's really silly, and it's all in vain and if you don't stop you're going to go insane It's all in vain and if you don't stop you're going to go insane Insane! Insane! Insane! Insane! It's all in vain, and if you don't stop you're going to go insane knew you would She don't need no one And she don't need me |
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from Descendents - Bonus Fat (2006)
Hey hey what do you say?
About our state of affairs Hey hey what do you know? Are you ready to go? Go! Go! Go! Go! If you think that everything's ok then go on home and lock your brain away Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready? Ready! Hey hey what do you say? About our state of affairs Hey hey what are you for? Are you ready for war? Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Now's the time to defend your worthless life! Are you going to kill, or be liked? Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready? Ready! To die? |
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from Descendents - Bonus Fat (2006)
I like food! Food tastes good!
I like food! Food tastes good! Juicy burgers, greasy fries, Turkey legs and raw fish eyes Teenage girls, with ketchup too! Get out of my way, or I'll eat you I like food, food tastes good! I like food, food tastes good! I'm going to turn dining back into eating I like food! Food tastes good! I like food! Food tastes good! |
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from Descendents - Bonus Fat (2006)
It's a hectic world and it makes me a nervous wreck
It's a hectic world and I've got no intellect It's a rat race, God what a race It's a rat race, it's a disgrace You gotta keep up with the crowd If you can't be quiet then you gotta be loud It's a rat race, it's a rat race, it's a rat race Hey! You! Tryin' to get ahead is what I'm supposed to do No matter what I do I gotta get ahead of you It's a rat race, God what a pace It's a rat race, it's a disgrace You gotta keep up with the crowd If you can't be quiet then you gotta be loud It's a rat race, it's a rat race, it's a rat race. |
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from Descendents - Bonus Fat (2006)
Mr. Bass lies waiting in his kelpy room
Waiting, til comes doom He comes and them he goes He sees Orca and then he knows And I can see Mr. Bass, he's on my wall I can feel Mr. Bass, he's on my wall I can taste Mr. Bass, he's on my wall I can smell Mr. Bass tomorrow We finished the island with a broken motor We went knockin' on the bass' door They were biting at alarming rate Mr. Bass he was irate Mr. Bass takes a beating Billy boy must keep eating Old Pat he must be burning Looks like his stomach's turning He feeds on the centipedes He lies behind in a greenish hue He'll eat whatever, he'll even eat you Mr. Bass, he knows my hook 'Cause I've been reading them bassin' books Mr. Bass takes a beating Billy boy must keep eating Old Pat he must be burning Looks like his stomach's turning He feeds on the centipedes |
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from Descendents - Bonus Fat (2006)
Judgment time again, who's on the shit list this time around
Whose friends can we pick and tell them how to live Value judgment hide, it's a-comin' our way He's just a jerk himself, tryin' to earn his own He goes to the bar to get his girl But the rich he's got ain't what it's worth Says he needs his little sexual push Says two in the hand's worth one in the bush Because he's just a pain in the ass He's a thorn in my side Why can't he leave me alone? Instead of running my life? |
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from Descendents - Bonus Fat (2006)
Well you've messed around with all my friends
and everyone you've seen You know you're tryin' to ride the wild when you mess around with me And all my friends tell me they see you out on the town And they all look down upon you with some pity and a frown Bankshot baby, saw through your eyes See ya' run around with a thousand other guys tell them all your newly thought up lies you don't want to be wanted by someone else new if you can't show some love for me then I don't want to see you Girl you got me runnin', why can't you see? Lately when I wake up it's on the wrong side of the bed and I know your voice distinctly, it reverberates my head And all my friends tell me they see you out on the town they see you're tryin' to ride the wild, but the word's been passed around Ride the wild baby, you like to ride all night Ride the wild baby, I'm sure you're not so tight come on baby, give me a try you don't want to be wanted, by someone else new if you can't trust a liar, then I don't want to trust you Girl you got me runnin', why can't you see? |
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from Descendents - Bonus Fat (2006)
Welcome to Der Weinerschnitzel
May I take your order please? Yeah, I want: Two large Cokes, two large fries Chili-cheese dog, large Dr. Pepper Super Deluxe with cheese and tomato You want Bill sperm with that? NO! |
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from Descendents - Milo Goes To College (2006)
Bikeage
Running out of time again Where did you go wrong this time? When your problems overwhelm you Go get drunk it's party time Take a quaalude, relax your mind Relax your body too Run from problems but You'll never get away No one loves you, and you Wonder why? Sitting there with your Mouth full of beer Your eyes are glazed, your face is red Who's gonna pick you up and use you for tonight? When you're on the streets With a needle in your arm Selling your body for another fix Who's gonna pick you up and take You home with them tonight? You're running out of breath again you're an Old maid, but you're only 15 You're losing your little girl's charm Cry all night but you'll never get it back Don't be afraid, it's not too late Save yourself, I need you here Wearing off, wearing out I can't think about it Cause it makes me sick Sitting there with your Mouth full of beer Your eyes are glazed, your face is red Who's gonna pick you up and use you for tonight? Not me. Not me. When you're on the streets With a needle in your arm Selling your body for another fix Who's gonna pick you up and take You home with them tonight? Not me. Not me. Not me. Not me. Not me. Not me. Not me. |
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from Descendents - Milo Goes To College (2006)
I'm a mess, I don't care
I'm tired of sitting at my desk You can't bother me Yeah, I'm far away from you, ha Got to get away You can't ruin my day Can't tell me What to do Can't make me Think I love you Shoot it in your arm You can't hurt me I'm on my way To Catalina I'm not gonna read your books My tank's full of squid And it's getting light And you whores, you can't make me want I got all the fish I need On the deck of my boat And you can't take my heart when I'm here long swim home For your cute little arms I'll steal some gas, fix my motor Turn on my Beatles tape And get you out of my head Ah yes, here I am, far away from everyone, ha Yeah, the only fish I smell Is on the deck of my boat I really want to go but my motor's broken There's no scotch tape, I'm out of gas, It looks like I'm stuck here Shit. It looks like I'm stuck here!!! I'll steal some gas, fix my motor Turn on my Doors tape And get you out of my head Get you out of my head. Head! |
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from Descendents - Milo Goes To College (2006)
why can't you see you torture me?
you're already thinking 'bout someone else, when he comes home you'll be in his arms and i'll be gone, but i know my day will come, i know some day i'll be the only one so now you wait for his spark, you know it'll turn you on, he's gonna make you feel the way you wanna feel, when he starts to lie, when it makes you cry, you know i'll be there, my day will come, i know some day i'll be the only one call me selfish, call me what you like, i think it's right to want someone for all your own and not to share her love, cuz i'll have my way, you won't have a say anyway, cuz i got you, you don't stand a chance so now you wait for his cock, you know it'll turn you on, he's gonna make you feel the way you wanna feel, when he starts to lie, when it makes you cry, you know i'll be there, my day will come, i know some day i'll be the only one... my day will come, i know some day i'll be the only one so now you want perfection, i see your self-destruction, you don't know what you want, it's gonna take you years to find out, i'm not giving up, and when you've had enough you'll take your bruised little head and you'll come running back to me you know that i'm gonna be the only one |
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from Descendents - Milo Goes To College (2006)
Got your jourdache jeans
Got your pretty long hair Dinner and a movie powder your nose Take their honey for lay Just like pay You're just a human being on this planet You're just flesh and blood like all the rest You'll get old and have a wrinkled ass Humans are ses I want to be a bear I want to shit in the woods In my cave hunt my prey Could be you, I want to have food Burgers not berries Ladies are women but women are ladies Got a baited hook you are calling it Your cherry You want to settle down And you want to get married I don't want to smell your muff |
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from Descendents - Milo Goes To College (2006)
Think that I'm a loser
'Cause now my pants are too low Think that I'm a slob 'Cause I got holes in my shoes Think my cock is like Just like my dirty shirt Well you can fuck off! 'Cause I'm working sixty a week You think that life is really tough When your daddy won't buy you a brand new car Take a girl out, she won't fuck you You just bought her a gram of coke Spend all your money on shitty drugs... I'm not a loser! That's right! I'm not a loser! I'm not a loser! Cruise down the boulevard wasting Mommy's gas While you're looking for some kicks on Friday night Your only goal in life is to smoke a joint And decide how you're gonna get laid tonight You are a fucking son-of-a-bitch You arrogant assholes Your pants are too tight You fucking homos You suck, Mr. Buttfuck You don't belong here No way, you fucking gay I'm not a loser! |
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from Descendents - Milo Goes To College (2006)
i'm not punk
how can i be? show me the way to conformity try to be different but it's always the same end up playing someone elses game i'm just a square goin' nowhere i'm just a square goin' nowhere you used to walk by my side now you see me coming now you hide i see you here i see you there i can see that you don't care i'm just a square goin' nowhere i'm just a square goin' nowhere i'm just a square goin' nowhere i'm just a square goin' nowhere i'm just a square goin' nowhere square goin nowhere |
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from Descendents - Milo Goes To College (2006)
wake up early, mad at you
go to school but where are you? shoulda told me, shoulda known now you're gone i'm alone your mother told me last night on the phone why'd you do it? now I'm alone woulda helped you, woulda done anything taken you with me or bought you a ring now you're gone and i'm alone now you're gone and i'm alone shoulda told me, shoulda known now you're gone i'm alone your mother told me last night on the phone why'd you do it? now I'm alone woulda helped you, woulda done anything taken you with me or bought you a ring now you're gone and i'm alone now you're gone and i'm alone now you're gone and i'm alone now you're gone and i'm alone shoulda told me, shoulda known now you're gone i'm alone |
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from Descendents - Milo Goes To College (2006)
look out get out of way
i'm going to the atomic cafe i'm going to the atomic cafe you're a mystery to me kabuki girl don't say sayanaro i want to see you tomorrow i want to see you tonight Your a mystery to me kabuki girl! your face is white your hair is black you'll probably stab me in the back but that's the chance i'm gonna take don't say sayanaro i want to see you tomorrow i want to see you tonight you're a mystery to me kabuki girl east is east west is west girls from the east are the best they got more of what i'm lookin' for look out get out of way! i'm going to the atomic cafe i'm going to the atomic cafe you're a mystery to me kabuki girl! |
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from Descendents - Milo Goes To College (2006)
go shoot your m-16
go shoot your m-16 go shoot your m-16 go shoot your m-16 i'm not going to live your american dream! "army life is right for me kill to save democracy got a rebel in my sights money's worth more than his life. so kill. . .it's fun! shoot him you're better than him shoot him in the eye shoot him it gives you as thrill just like as a kid only now it's for real |
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from Descendents - Milo Goes To College (2006)
Do you know what I think about you?
Do you know what I feel is true? Do you know what I think about her? I know what she thinks about me, I'm sure I Don't know why it's so, but it's true. I Don't know why it's so, but it's true. So you know what I think about you But do you know what you want me to do? When you see me staring at you Do you know what I want you to do? I don't know why it's so, but it's true i don't know why it's so, but it's true i don't know why it's so, but it's true i don't know why it's so, but it's true I don't want to have sex with you I want to be your friend I want to be with you I want you to marry me Now you know what I think about you You know that my speed is you I know I want you to be my wife And be with me the rest of your life Do you know do you know do you know do you know do you know what I think about you |
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from Descendents - Milo Goes To College (2006)
almost ready, almost there
or is it already over? she's a friend in need she's a friend in deed she needs someone to hold her alone at night, she plans her game correctly thinking that i'm in pain but every night it's always the same she be a-fuckin' with my brain she don't need no one she don't need no one we all want to play your game with you we know you're just a starter but there's no reason for you to quit just because we try harder i don't want to talk on the telephone i don't want to see no pictures she'll find out just what she needs and when she does i'll get her she feels safe when she's with him 'cause he'll never try anything with her well you know now girl, just what you want are you going to let it scare you? i knew it would she don't need no one she don't need no one she don't need no one she don't need no one and she don't need me |
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from Descendents - Milo Goes To College (2006)
parents
why won't they shut up parents they're so fucked up they treat me like a tool they take me for a fool parents why won't they shut up parents they're so fucked up oh they're so fucking dim they look into the past for future reference parents why won't they shut up parents they're so fucked up they don't even know i'm a boy they treat me like a toy but little do they know that one day i'll explode i'm a boy and not a toy i will kill and i'll destroy i'm a boy and not a toy i will kill and i will destroy parents parents parents they don't even know i'm a boy they treat me like a toy but little do they know that one day i'll explode i'm a boy and not a toy i will kill and i'll destroy i'm a boy and not a toy i will kill and i will destroy parents parents parents parents. |
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from Descendents - Milo Goes To College (2006)
well the people walk all around the thing on an island
very far from here they pay it homage like a god a nd they paint it on each and every year a sign for all it was given to us and we all appreciate this bomb the toursits don't know and never will it has no use it's meaning is gone the statue of liberty and for united we stand we all agree it's a mystery but why'd they give it to us? we still don't know just why it came a present from god or by the rain the crowds swarm wildly to see it's peak when i watch i go insane why is it so important to them what is the beauty they see in it i don't know why i just accept it i don't want it cause it makes me sick |
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from Descendents - Milo Goes To College (2006)
I want to be stereotyped, I want to be classified.
I want to be stereotyped I want to be classified I want to be a clone I want a suburban home, suburban home, suburban home I want to be a masochist, yah I want to be a statistic I want a be a clone I want a suburban home, suburban home, suburban home I don't want no hippie pad I want a house just like mom and dad I want to be stereotyped, I want to be classified I want to be masochistic, I want to be a statistic I want to be a clone I want a suburban home, suburban home, suburban home, suburban home, suburban home, suburban home |
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from Descendents - Two Things At Once (2006)
Bikeage
Running out of time again Where did you go wrong this time? When your problems overwhelm you Go get drunk it's party time Take a quaalude, relax your mind Relax your body too Run from problems but You'll never get away No one loves you, and you Wonder why? Sitting there with your Mouth full of beer Your eyes are glazed, your face is red Who's gonna pick you up and use you for tonight? When you're on the streets With a needle in your arm Selling your body for another fix Who's gonna pick you up and take You home with them tonight? You're running out of breath again you're an Old maid, but you're only 15 You're losing your little girl's charm Cry all night but you'll never get it back Don't be afraid, it's not too late Save yourself, I need you here Wearing off, wearing out I can't think about it Cause it makes me sick Sitting there with your Mouth full of beer Your eyes are glazed, your face is red Who's gonna pick you up and use you for tonight? Not me. Not me. When you're on the streets With a needle in your arm Selling your body for another fix Who's gonna pick you up and take You home with them tonight? Not me. Not me. Not me. Not me. Not me. Not me. Not me. |
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from Descendents - Two Things At Once (2006)
I'm a mess, I don't care
I'm tired of sitting at my desk You can't bother me Yeah, I'm far away from you, ha Got to get away You can't ruin my day Can't tell me What to do Can't make me Think I love you Shoot it in your arm You can't hurt me I'm on my way To Catalina I'm not gonna read your books My tank's full of squid And it's getting light And you whores, you can't make me want I got all the fish I need On the deck of my boat And you can't take my heart when I'm here long swim home For your cute little arms I'll steal some gas, fix my motor Turn on my Beatles tape And get you out of my head Ah yes, here I am, far away from everyone, ha Yeah, the only fish I smell Is on the deck of my boat I really want to go but my motor's broken There's no scotch tape, I'm out of gas, It looks like I'm stuck here Shit. It looks like I'm stuck here!!! I'll steal some gas, fix my motor Turn on my Doors tape And get you out of my head Get you out of my head. Head! |
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from Descendents - Two Things At Once (2006)
It takes a long time to get what you want
No matter how hard you try , it just won't come But you keep on tryin', and you don't give up and it's really silly, and it's all in vain and if you don't stop you're going to go insane cause it takes a long time to get what you want no matter how hard you try, it just won't come But you keep on tryin', and you don't give up and it's really silly, and it's all in vain, and You could be doing other things You could be doing what you want, but you keep on tryin' and you don't give up and it's really silly, and it's all in vain and if you don't stop you're going to go insane It's all in vain and if you don't stop you're going to go insane Insane! Insane! Insane! Insane! It's all in vain, and if you don't stop you're going to go insane knew you would She don't need no one And she don't need me |
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from Descendents - Two Things At Once (2006)
Hey hey what do you say?
About our state of affairs Hey hey what do you know? Are you ready to go? Go! Go! Go! Go! If you think that everything's ok then go on home and lock your brain away Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready? Ready! Hey hey what do you say? About our state of affairs Hey hey what are you for? Are you ready for war? Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Now's the time to defend your worthless life! Are you going to kill, or be liked? Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready? Ready! To die? |
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from Descendents - Two Things At Once (2006)
why can't you see you torture me?
you're already thinking 'bout someone else, when he comes home you'll be in his arms and i'll be gone, but i know my day will come, i know some day i'll be the only one so now you wait for his spark, you know it'll turn you on, he's gonna make you feel the way you wanna feel, when he starts to lie, when it makes you cry, you know i'll be there, my day will come, i know some day i'll be the only one call me selfish, call me what you like, i think it's right to want someone for all your own and not to share her love, cuz i'll have my way, you won't have a say anyway, cuz i got you, you don't stand a chance so now you wait for his cock, you know it'll turn you on, he's gonna make you feel the way you wanna feel, when he starts to lie, when it makes you cry, you know i'll be there, my day will come, i know some day i'll be the only one... my day will come, i know some day i'll be the only one so now you want perfection, i see your self-destruction, you don't know what you want, it's gonna take you years to find out, i'm not giving up, and when you've had enough you'll take your bruised little head and you'll come running back to me you know that i'm gonna be the only one |
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from Descendents - Two Things At Once (2006)
I like food! Food tastes good!
I like food! Food tastes good! Juicy burgers, greasy fries, Turkey legs and raw fish eyes Teenage girls, with ketchup too! Get out of my way, or I'll eat you I like food, food tastes good! I like food, food tastes good! I'm going to turn dining back into eating I like food! Food tastes good! I like food! Food tastes good! |
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from Descendents - Two Things At Once (2006)
Got your jourdache jeans
Got your pretty long hair Dinner and a movie powder your nose Take their honey for lay Just like pay You're just a human being on this planet You're just flesh and blood like all the rest You'll get old and have a wrinkled ass Humans are ses I want to be a bear I want to shit in the woods In my cave hunt my prey Could be you, I want to have food Burgers not berries Ladies are women but women are ladies Got a baited hook you are calling it Your cherry You want to settle down And you want to get married I don't want to smell your muff |
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from Descendents - Two Things At Once (2006)
Think that I'm a loser
'Cause now my pants are too low Think that I'm a slob 'Cause I got holes in my shoes Think my cock is like Just like my dirty shirt Well you can fuck off! 'Cause I'm working sixty a week You think that life is really tough When your daddy won't buy you a brand new car Take a girl out, she won't fuck you You just bought her a gram of coke Spend all your money on shitty drugs... I'm not a loser! That's right! I'm not a loser! I'm not a loser! Cruise down the boulevard wasting Mommy's gas While you're looking for some kicks on Friday night Your only goal in life is to smoke a joint And decide how you're gonna get laid tonight You are a fucking son-of-a-bitch You arrogant assholes Your pants are too tight You fucking homos You suck, Mr. Buttfuck You don't belong here No way, you fucking gay I'm not a loser! |
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from Descendents - Two Things At Once (2006)
i'm not punk
how can i be? show me the way to conformity try to be different but it's always the same end up playing someone elses game i'm just a square goin' nowhere i'm just a square goin' nowhere you used to walk by my side now you see me coming now you hide i see you here i see you there i can see that you don't care i'm just a square goin' nowhere i'm just a square goin' nowhere i'm just a square goin' nowhere i'm just a square goin' nowhere i'm just a square goin' nowhere square goin nowhere |
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from Descendents - Two Things At Once (2006)
It's a hectic world and it makes me a nervous wreck
It's a hectic world and I've got no intellect It's a rat race, God what a race It's a rat race, it's a disgrace You gotta keep up with the crowd If you can't be quiet then you gotta be loud It's a rat race, it's a rat race, it's a rat race Hey! You! Tryin' to get ahead is what I'm supposed to do No matter what I do I gotta get ahead of you It's a rat race, God what a pace It's a rat race, it's a disgrace You gotta keep up with the crowd If you can't be quiet then you gotta be loud It's a rat race, it's a rat race, it's a rat race. |
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from Descendents - Two Things At Once (2006)
wake up early, mad at you
go to school but where are you? shoulda told me, shoulda known now you're gone i'm alone your mother told me last night on the phone why'd you do it? now I'm alone woulda helped you, woulda done anything taken you with me or bought you a ring now you're gone and i'm alone now you're gone and i'm alone shoulda told me, shoulda known now you're gone i'm alone your mother told me last night on the phone why'd you do it? now I'm alone woulda helped you, woulda done anything taken you with me or bought you a ring now you're gone and i'm alone now you're gone and i'm alone now you're gone and i'm alone now you're gone and i'm alone shoulda told me, shoulda known now you're gone i'm alone |
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from Descendents - Two Things At Once (2006)
look out get out of way
i'm going to the atomic cafe i'm going to the atomic cafe you're a mystery to me kabuki girl don't say sayanaro i want to see you tomorrow i want to see you tonight Your a mystery to me kabuki girl! your face is white your hair is black you'll probably stab me in the back but that's the chance i'm gonna take don't say sayanaro i want to see you tomorrow i want to see you tonight you're a mystery to me kabuki girl east is east west is west girls from the east are the best they got more of what i'm lookin' for look out get out of way! i'm going to the atomic cafe i'm going to the atomic cafe you're a mystery to me kabuki girl! |
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from Descendents - Two Things At Once (2006)
go shoot your m-16
go shoot your m-16 go shoot your m-16 go shoot your m-16 i'm not going to live your american dream! "army life is right for me kill to save democracy got a rebel in my sights money's worth more than his life. so kill. . .it's fun! shoot him you're better than him shoot him in the eye shoot him it gives you as thrill just like as a kid only now it's for real |
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from Descendents - Two Things At Once (2006)
Do you know what I think about you?
Do you know what I feel is true? Do you know what I think about her? I know what she thinks about me, I'm sure I Don't know why it's so, but it's true. I Don't know why it's so, but it's true. So you know what I think about you But do you know what you want me to do? When you see me staring at you Do you know what I want you to do? I don't know why it's so, but it's true i don't know why it's so, but it's true i don't know why it's so, but it's true i don't know why it's so, but it's true I don't want to have sex with you I want to be your friend I want to be with you I want you to marry me Now you know what I think about you You know that my speed is you I know I want you to be my wife And be with me the rest of your life Do you know do you know do you know do you know do you know what I think about you |
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from Descendents - Two Things At Once (2006)
Mr. Bass lies waiting in his kelpy room
Waiting, til comes doom He comes and them he goes He sees Orca and then he knows And I can see Mr. Bass, he's on my wall I can feel Mr. Bass, he's on my wall I can taste Mr. Bass, he's on my wall I can smell Mr. Bass tomorrow We finished the island with a broken motor We went knockin' on the bass' door They were biting at alarming rate Mr. Bass he was irate Mr. Bass takes a beating Billy boy must keep eating Old Pat he must be burning Looks like his stomach's turning He feeds on the centipedes He lies behind in a greenish hue He'll eat whatever, he'll even eat you Mr. Bass, he knows my hook 'Cause I've been reading them bassin' books Mr. Bass takes a beating Billy boy must keep eating Old Pat he must be burning Looks like his stomach's turning He feeds on the centipedes |
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from Descendents - Two Things At Once (2006)
Judgment time again, who's on the shit list this time around
Whose friends can we pick and tell them how to live Value judgment hide, it's a-comin' our way He's just a jerk himself, tryin' to earn his own He goes to the bar to get his girl But the rich he's got ain't what it's worth Says he needs his little sexual push Says two in the hand's worth one in the bush Because he's just a pain in the ass He's a thorn in my side Why can't he leave me alone? Instead of running my life? |
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from Descendents - Two Things At Once (2006)
almost ready, almost there
or is it already over? she's a friend in need she's a friend in deed she needs someone to hold her alone at night, she plans her game correctly thinking that i'm in pain but every night it's always the same she be a-fuckin' with my brain she don't need no one she don't need no one we all want to play your game with you we know you're just a starter but there's no reason for you to quit just because we try harder i don't want to talk on the telephone i don't want to see no pictures she'll find out just what she needs and when she does i'll get her she feels safe when she's with him 'cause he'll never try anything with her well you know now girl, just what you want are you going to let it scare you? i knew it would she don't need no one she don't need no one she don't need no one she don't need no one and she don't need me |
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from Descendents - Two Things At Once (2006)
parents
why won't they shut up parents they're so fucked up they treat me like a tool they take me for a fool parents why won't they shut up parents they're so fucked up oh they're so fucking dim they look into the past for future reference parents why won't they shut up parents they're so fucked up they don't even know i'm a boy they treat me like a toy but little do they know that one day i'll explode i'm a boy and not a toy i will kill and i'll destroy i'm a boy and not a toy i will kill and i will destroy parents parents parents they don't even know i'm a boy they treat me like a toy but little do they know that one day i'll explode i'm a boy and not a toy i will kill and i'll destroy i'm a boy and not a toy i will kill and i will destroy parents parents parents parents. |
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from Descendents - Two Things At Once (2006)
Well you've messed around with all my friends
and everyone you've seen You know you're tryin' to ride the wild when you mess around with me And all my friends tell me they see you out on the town And they all look down upon you with some pity and a frown Bankshot baby, saw through your eyes See ya' run around with a thousand other guys tell them all your newly thought up lies you don't want to be wanted by someone else new if you can't show some love for me then I don't want to see you Girl you got me runnin', why can't you see? Lately when I wake up it's on the wrong side of the bed and I know your voice distinctly, it reverberates my head And all my friends tell me they see you out on the town they see you're tryin' to ride the wild, but the word's been passed around Ride the wild baby, you like to ride all night Ride the wild baby, I'm sure you're not so tight come on baby, give me a try you don't want to be wanted, by someone else new if you can't trust a liar, then I don't want to trust you Girl you got me runnin', why can't you see? |
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from Descendents - Two Things At Once (2006)
well the people walk all around the thing on an island
very far from here they pay it homage like a god a nd they paint it on each and every year a sign for all it was given to us and we all appreciate this bomb the toursits don't know and never will it has no use it's meaning is gone the statue of liberty and for united we stand we all agree it's a mystery but why'd they give it to us? we still don't know just why it came a present from god or by the rain the crowds swarm wildly to see it's peak when i watch i go insane why is it so important to them what is the beauty they see in it i don't know why i just accept it i don't want it cause it makes me sick |
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from Descendents - Two Things At Once (2006)
I want to be stereotyped, I want to be classified.
I want to be stereotyped I want to be classified I want to be a clone I want a suburban home, suburban home, suburban home I want to be a masochist, yah I want to be a statistic I want a be a clone I want a suburban home, suburban home, suburban home I don't want no hippie pad I want a house just like mom and dad I want to be stereotyped, I want to be classified I want to be masochistic, I want to be a statistic I want to be a clone I want a suburban home, suburban home, suburban home, suburban home, suburban home, suburban home |
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from Descendents - Two Things At Once (2006)
Welcome to Der Weinerschnitzel
May I take your order please? Yeah, I want: Two large Cokes, two large fries Chili-cheese dog, large Dr. Pepper Super Deluxe with cheese and tomato You want Bill sperm with that? NO! |
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from Descendents - Enjoy! (2006)
She says you're the only one
But she's an 80's girl, and she can't get enough Treat you so right till your supply runs dry won't you please love my friends won't you please Vroom - in a brand new car, she drives to the beach Knows the language well, the moves and the speech Behind a blinding smile hides her empty eyes won't you please love my friends Won't you please suck my friends Won't you please 80's girl needs a friend Party down with everyone 80's girl needs a friends Love you for the weekend won't you please love my friends She's so modern She's so stylish Mohawk on one side, long hair on the other She's got all her bases covered She always wants someone else She's an 80's girl, looking out for herself so where do you draw the line Between a whore and a concubine? 80's girl needs a friend Getting the goods and having such a good time 80's girl needs a friend Love you for the weekend 80's girl needs a friend Never, never let it happen again Won't you please love my friends Won't you please f**k |
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from Descendents - Enjoy! (2006)
it's been so long since i've had a smile
i've been down for such a long while if you could cheer me up, I could learn to love you you kiss me now and i'll turn away I think i'm still kissing yesterday if you could cheer me up, I could learn to love you so love me, and cheer me up show me you're the one who can make me happy love me, and cheer me up show me you're the one who can make me happy cheer me up, c'mon and cheer me up i don't wanna spend the rest of my days in yesterdays daydream..no.. it looked bad, but it felt good I feel my heart though you're knocking on wood if you chould cheer me up, i could learn to love you so generous, on being kind with selfishness in the back of my mind if you chould cheer me up, i could learn to love you so love me, and cheer me up show me you're the one that can make me happy so love me, and cheer me up show me you're the one that can make me happy cheer me up, c'mon and cheer me up i don't wanna spend the rest of my days in yesterdays daydream don't wanna spend the rest of my days in yesterdays promises it's been so long since i've had a smile i stayed sad for such a long while if you chould cheer me up, i could learn to love you so love me, and cheer me up show me you're the one who can make me happy love me, and cheer me up show me you're the one who can make me happy cheer me up, c'mon and cheer me up |
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from Descendents - Enjoy! (2006)
The days are blood
No beginning, no end Bleeding like a fountain pen The days are blood Alarm clock rips open my eyes I'm so tired Staring at the black spots before my eyes Am I alive Mirror showing bloodshot eyes It never lies Another day on the 9 to 5 No whens or whys These days of blood, eyes of fire I gave at the office I gave at the bank I gave to my friends I gave to my enemies You tell me it's better to give than to receive So tell me why is it you that's bleeding me 7 O'clock - got to wake up Wake up Look in the mirror, see my face See the traces of yesterday Oh, for yesterday Oh, for tomorrow The days are blood Bleeding into each other The days are blood And I'm drowning And as I watch the evening news I realize Telling me of the day's slaughter I realize Spilling innards on my dreams I realize As I bleed cold sleep sweat I realize The nights are blood too |
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from Descendents - Enjoy! (2006)
Flatulation punctuates the still night air
And I thank god you're here I queefed - Enjoy Make the most of my butt-toast Enjoy my good friends - Enjoy The laces of my shoes unlock the mystery Come and share a treat with me I can't recall the last time I washed my feet We're in for a treat Here's my shoes - Enjoy And here's my socks - Enjoy Make the most of my toe toast Enjoy, my good friends - Enjoy Flatulation punctuates the still night air And I thank God you're here I queefed - Enjoy Smell my feces - Enjoy Sniff my ass whilst I pass gas Enjoy my good friends - Enjoy |
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from Descendents - Enjoy! (2006)
When I get the time
I'd like to sit down and write a little rhyme for you Just a couple few I'd tell you What you mean to me Yeah! When I get the time I'd love to sit down and write a little rhyme for you Just a couple few I'd tell you What you mean to me When I get the time I'd Put it all down and pick you up I'd say throw it all away the world is me and you tonight And will there come a day when nothing is standing in our way? living that dream within your arms? Well, I'll make it happen someday I'll make it happen someday I'll make it happen I'll make it happen someday When I get the time I gotta get the time yeah........... I'd look in your eyes for places inside I've never been before I gotta find somemore and I know you don't owe me anything When I get the time When I get the guts to live my life for me and to do, what I wanna do I'd be the friend that you said you once knew or will there come a day when we give up and turn away and I'd have nothing left nothing left except I'd have all the time in the word all of the time in the word time to remember look through the window time to cry Time to cry........... I gotta get the time.............. Where can I find the time? Where can I find, where can I find the time? get the time |
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from Descendents - Enjoy! (2006)
I can't believe what you just said
You'd sell your soul for a dollar bill I can see the signs in your eyes The signs that make an honest man lie You've got green on your mind Now you've got green in your eyes Say green is sex, green is power Such filthy thoughts I think you better go take a shower You're seeing green I'm seeing red I can't believe what you just said I heard your song, then I heard your spiel Music as money has gone to your head You're seeing green, I'm seeing red I used to listen and we'd share your love It didn't matter that I had none to give But now I want to steal your heart Claim it as mine before the bidding starts I've got green on my face Got jealous green I can taste Bitter-green bile because you're vile And yet I covet what I hate |
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from Descendents - Enjoy! (2006)
Warning the Basemaster General has determined that coffee is good for your health.
Doug is bouncing off the walls Ray is drooling big spit balls Feeling cranky, logged all night Kids on coffee Kids on coffee Kids on coffee Where's my Bonus Cup? Come on man, fill me up I need some Krappers to wash it down Kids on coffee Kids on coffee Kids on coffee Bonus! (20x) Kids on coffee Kids on coffee Kids on coffee Went driving down to San Diego Passing up the nuclear tits Go away off my earth! Kids on coffee Kids on coffee Kids on coffee Thanks to Modern Chemistry sleep is now optional. |
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from Descendents - Enjoy! (2006)
[spoken]
Hi, I was just noticing you, across the room, that's a really nice, pretty dress. Well, I saw you smiling, gee.. I've never seen you before, and I was wondering, you know, if you, like, you know... Oh, no? Okay, well, nevermind, see you later. [/spoken] Hey you, new wave, come over here You're the prettiest thing I've seen all year Hey you, new wave, don't turn away Close those pouty lips and listen to what I say Why must you smoke that clove cigarette? Why must you act like you've got a hole in you head? Why don't you split the squares and love me instead? You're all shiny and clean, I've seen you in my dreams Like the Rolls Royce I can't have Your presence makes me scream Sour grapes - you leave such a bad taste Sour grapes - I don't need you anyways Sour grapes - feeding, feeding my rage Hey you, new wave, I pity you When you get old, what will you do? What will you do when you turn 21? You're cockteasing at the singles bar just for fun What will you do when you turn 31? What will you do when you don't know how to love anyone? I wanted her cherry, I got sour grapes I refuse to climb the ladder for you I refuse to pant and paw for you I need love, don't need no beauty queen But still, when I look at you, I scream Sour grapes - you leave such a bad taste Sour grapes - I don't need you anyways Sour grapes Just go riding right by me on the crest of the new wave Sour grapes - feeding, feeding my rage Sour grapes |
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from Descendents - Enjoy! (2006)
Wendy, Wendy what went wrong
Oh so wrong We went together for so long I never thought a guy could cry 'Til you made it with another guy Oh Wendy, Wendy left me alone Hurt so bad Wendy, Wendy don't lose your head Lose your head Wendy don't believe a word he says I can't picture you with him His future looks awful dim Oh Wendy, Wendy left me alone Hurt so bad Wendy I wouldn't hurt you like that No no no I thought we had our love down pat Guess I was wrong The farthest thing from my mind Was the day that I'd wake up to find My Wendy Wendy left me alone Wendy, Wendy left me alone Hurts so bad Wendy, Wendy left me alone Hurts so bad Wendy, Wendy left me alone Hurts so bad Wendy, Wendy... |
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from Descendents - Somery (2006)
All!
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from Descendents - Somery (2006)
Thou shalt not commit laundry
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's food Thou shalt not create ties with the scathed Thou shalt always go for greatness Thou shalt not commit adulthood Thou shalt not partake of Decaf Thou shalt not suppress flatulence Thou shalt commit thyself to an institution Thou shalt not have no idea Thou shalt not commit hygiene Thou shalt not take the van's name in vain Thou shalt not allow anything to deter you in your quest for all |
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from Descendents - Somery (2006)
Bikeage
Running out of time again Where did you go wrong this time? When your problems overwhelm you Go get drunk it's party time Take a quaalude, relax your mind Relax your body too Run from problems but You'll never get away No one loves you, and you Wonder why? Sitting there with your Mouth full of beer Your eyes are glazed, your face is red Who's gonna pick you up and use you for tonight? When you're on the streets With a needle in your arm Selling your body for another fix Who's gonna pick you up and take You home with them tonight? You're running out of breath again you're an Old maid, but you're only 15 You're losing your little girl's charm Cry all night but you'll never get it back Don't be afraid, it's not too late Save yourself, I need you here Wearing off, wearing out I can't think about it Cause it makes me sick Sitting there with your Mouth full of beer Your eyes are glazed, your face is red Who's gonna pick you up and use you for tonight? Not me. Not me. When you're on the streets With a needle in your arm Selling your body for another fix Who's gonna pick you up and take You home with them tonight? Not me. Not me. Not me. Not me. Not me. Not me. Not me. |
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from Descendents - Somery (2006)
I'm looking straight down, I'm sick and I need a friend
I didn't know they came like that I'm thinking things now I thought I'd never think I didn't know they came like that You came so quickly right in and out of my life I didn't know they came like that Did I ever tell you how much I love to hold you? I didn't know they came like that And it doesn't really matter if I live or die The only thing that matters is you're by my side No turning back from this one I judged too quickly, I've never been good at trust I didn't know they came like that But did I ever tell you how much I love to love you? I didn't know they came like that And it doesn't really matter if I live or die The only thing that matters is you're by my side No turning back from this one There's no turning back from this one It's not that I don't want your love, but I don't deserve anyone I didn't know they came like that I will return to you when I am 32 I didn't know they came like that You came so quickly right in and out of my life I didn't know they came like that But did I ever tell you how much I love to love you? I didn't know they came like that Doesn't really matter if I live or die The only thing that matters is you're by my side No turning back from this one There's no turning back from this one But did I ever tell you how much I love to love you? I didn't know they came like that |
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from Descendents - Somery (2006)
it's been so long since i've had a smile
i've been down for such a long while if you could cheer me up, I could learn to love you you kiss me now and i'll turn away I think i'm still kissing yesterday if you could cheer me up, I could learn to love you so love me, and cheer me up show me you're the one who can make me happy love me, and cheer me up show me you're the one who can make me happy cheer me up, c'mon and cheer me up i don't wanna spend the rest of my days in yesterdays daydream..no.. it looked bad, but it felt good I feel my heart though you're knocking on wood if you chould cheer me up, i could learn to love you so generous, on being kind with selfishness in the back of my mind if you chould cheer me up, i could learn to love you so love me, and cheer me up show me you're the one that can make me happy so love me, and cheer me up show me you're the one that can make me happy cheer me up, c'mon and cheer me up i don't wanna spend the rest of my days in yesterdays daydream don't wanna spend the rest of my days in yesterdays promises it's been so long since i've had a smile i stayed sad for such a long while if you chould cheer me up, i could learn to love you so love me, and cheer me up show me you're the one who can make me happy love me, and cheer me up show me you're the one who can make me happy cheer me up, c'mon and cheer me up |
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from Descendents - Somery (2006)
Clean sheets mean a lot to a guy who sleeps on the floor
I wanted your love and a shelf on your dresser drawer You tucked me in, stopped my tossing and turning But I turned back the covers and I saw those sheets are dirty Even though you'll never come clean, you know it's true Those sheets are dirty and so are you The warmth of a bed to a guy who sleeps on the floor Was enough to perpetuate all the lies I heard before Now I want to hold you, gotta hold my pillow instead 'Cause my pillow will never lie or be with a stranger in my bed Even though you'll never come clean, you know it's true Those sheets are dirty and so are you Where's the love I was looking for? It's out the door I'm afraid to see you anymore So it's back on the floor 'Cause those sheets are dirty Woke up this morning alone on the floor Thinking about those clean sheets and the way it was before When I looked in the mirror I saw your face and thought of the past But now I know how dirty you are, took my fist and smashed the glass Even though you'll never come clean, you know it's true Those sheets are dirty and so are you Even though you'll never come clean, you know it's true Those sheets are dirty and so are you Those sheets are dirty Those sheets are dirty Those sheets are dirty |
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from Descendents - Somery (2006)
I'm not a cool guy anymore, as if I ever was before
I took a look at all the signs, then rolled it over in my mind The feelings I could not release Became a bitter part of me What was I thinking of? It couldn't stay the way it was Looked at my reflection and I saw a stranger's face I saw where I was going and I had to walk away I lost a girl, it's just as well, she tried to save me from myself I've still got her on my mind, tossing and turning in my bed But if she had stayed another week I would have dragged her down with me She took it 'til she had enough Was that what I thought love was? I told her "see you later" but it's hard to see at all At the bottom of the barrel with your back against the wall I'm not a cool guy anymore, left it behind and closed the door I know you can't escape the past, now I look back and have to laugh I was my worst enemy It almost got the best of me What was I thinking of? It couldn't stay the way it was I looked up one day and saw that it was up to me You can only be a victim if you admit defeat Well, I looked up one day and saw that it was up to me You can only be a victim if you admit defeat |
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from Descendents - Somery (2006)
Just because we've gone away
Here's a message from me and Ray We're not gonna let the music die Join us if you've got the energy We're the proud, the few Descendents rockin' alone tonight We're the proud, the few Descendents pickin' our butts tonight We're looking for a few good men Degenerates need not apply Attitude is a must On our endless quest To play hard, play fast You must sacrifice Nothing else will suffice Pay the price We never did a popular thing Don't even know how to sing Couldn't sell out a telephone booth What I'm telling is the truth |
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