Get me out of this stinkin' fresh air Night and day in the electric chair Step right up son gonna show you something ain't never been done you're all fucked.
Listen, it don't cost much I lay down the line that you touch Never do what you're told Any time is easy when you're wrong You're all wrong and I'm right
Please be on your honor Please be on your
(back in here)
Listen to the story all right I'll lose it all right on that dotted line Step right up son gonna show you something ain't never been done You're all wrong and I'm right
You see I want it in writing, I owe you nothing want it in writing, I owe you nothing want it in writing
If he was from Venus, would he feed us with a spoon? If he was from Mars, wouldn't that be cool? Standing right on campus, would he stamp us in a file? Hangin' down in Memphis all the while.
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Children by the million sing for Alex Chilton when he comes 'round They sing "I'm in love. What's that song? I'm in love with that song."
Cerebral rape and pillage in a village of his choice. Invisible man who can sing in a visible voice. Feeling like a hundred bucks, exchanging good lucks face to face. Checkin' his stash by the trash at St. Mark's place.
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I never travel far, without a little Big Star
Runnin' 'round the house, Mickey Mouse and the Tarot cards. Falling asleep with a flop pop video on. If he was from Venus, would he meet us on the moon? If he died in Memphis, then that'd be cool, babe.
Nightclub jitters, I take a drink before I hit the town Night life critters scurry to that sultry, smoky sound Hurry now the sun is goin' down To the nightclub jitters, only thing that scares me is the dark The night life critters: "What's the cover? Where should we park?" Stay at home just once for a lark. They say "Now don't be a stranger." It really don't matter to me I'd be willing to wager that it don't matter much if we keep in touch
Nightclub jitters, I take a drink before I hit the town Night life critters, they scurry to that sultry smoky sound Oh hurry now the sun is goin' down They say "Now don't be a stranger." Hell, it really don't matter to me I'd be willing to wager that it don't matter much if we keep in touch don't matter much 'cause I got a touch
All eyes look up to me high above the filthy streets. Heed no bullhorn when it calls. Watch me fly and die. Watch me fall.
I'm the boy they can't ignore, for the first time in my life, I'm sure. All the love sent up high to pledge won't reach the ledge.
Wind blows cold from the west. I smell coffee, I smell doughnuts on their breaths. A girl that I knew once years ago is tryin' to be reached on the phone.
I'm the boy she can't ignore, for the first time in my life, I'm sure. All the love sent up high to pledge...
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Priest kneels silent, all is still. Policeman reaches from the sill. Watch him, watch him try his best. There'll be no medal pinned to his chest.
I'm the boy they couldn't ignore, for the first time in my life, I'm sure.
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I'm the boy for the last time in my life.
All the love that they pledge for the last time will not reach the ledge.
Absolution is out of the question. It makes no sense to apologize, the words I thought I brought I left behind, so, never mind. All over but the shouting, just a waste of time. Never mind. All over but the shouting, just a waste of time.
I'm not ready as I'll ever be. I climb the walls, I fall into the sea. I'm not ready as I'll ever be. And I suppose your guess is more or less as bad as mine. All over but the shouting, just a waste of time. Never mind. All over but the shouting, just a waste of time. And I suppose your guess is more or less as bad as mine.
You oughta tell me, you oughta say if you're not sure. You oughta tell me, you got to help me remember.
Never mind. All over but the shouting, just a waste of time. Never mind. All over but the shouting, just a waste of time. Never mind. Never mind. Never mind. Never mind. The words I thought I brought I left behind, so, never mind.
Well you wish upon a star that turns into a plane. And I guess that's right on par. Who's left to blame?
If you were a pill, I'd take a handful at my will, and I'd knock you back with something sweet and strong. Plenty of times you wake up in February make-up, Like a fool and a lone star you're gone.
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Tonight makes love to all your kind. Tomorrow's pickin', Valentine.
Hey you pop up in this old place, so sick and so refined. Are you strung out on some face? Well I know it ain't mine.
If you were a pill, I'd take a handful at my will, and I'd knock you back with something sweet and strong. Trouble keeping your head up when you're hungry and you're fed up, Like a moon and a lone star you're gone.
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If you were a pill, I'd take a handful at my will, and I'd knock you back with something sweet as wine. Yesterday was theirs to say, this is their world and their time. Well if tonight belongs to you, tomorrow's mine.
Rock 'n roll loudmouth,_ Stroke another one down, right behind my back. Do us all a favor, get yourself a spine. Everybody's chokin' on the grapevine.
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Shootin' dirty pool, spewin' dirty lies. Shootin' dirty pool, spewin' dirty lies.
I heard it on the airwaves. I seen it in my class. {glass?} Get your money on the table. Get your head out of your ass. You're the coolest guy that I ever have smelt. I ain't a notch on nobody's belt.
Chablis, that ain't no stuff for me Chateau Timberley, as long as I can't see Gallo or muscatel, either one would be just swell I didn't come here to fight, hey just as long as that ain't white
Now I ain't no connoiseur cat - the conno-sewer rat Red red wine on Sunday Always tastes so good Red red wine Red red wine Red red wine if you would
Hey now as long as it is red, oh set 'em up until we're dead Saturday _, let's get drunk without
Now I ain't no connoiseur cat, I think you guessed that Red red wine on Sunday Just like said Red red wine Red red wine Set us up 'till we're dead
I ain't no connoiseur cat, conno-sewer rat ... on Sunday Just like _ said Red red wine Red red wine Set us up 'till we're dead
You take the skyway, high above the busy little one-way In my stupid hat and gloves, at night I lie awake Wonderin' if I'll sleep Wonderin' if we'll meet out in the street
But you take the skyway It don't move at all like a subway It's got bums when it's cold like any other place It's warm up inside Sittin' down and waitin' for a ride Beneath the skyway
Oh, then one day, I saw you walkin' down that little one-way Where, the place I'd catch my ride most everyday There wasn't a damn thing I could do or say Up in the skyway
Well, well, well I Screwed my life down on all fives let me crawl if I want I could die
Time for decisions to be made Crack up in the sun, lose it in the shade
Razzle, dazzle, drazzle, drone, time for this one to come home Razzle, dazzle, drazzle, dry, time for this one to come alive Hold my life until I'm ready to use it Hold my life because I just might lose it
Well, well, well, anyone could tell, pass it off A lucky shot ooh they do hate 'em, someday soon, face em
Time for decisions to be made Crack up in the sun, lose it in the shade
Razzle, dazzle, drazzle, drone, time for this one to come home Razzle, dazzle, drazzle, dry, time for this one to come alive Hold my life until I'm ready to use it Hold my life because I just might lose it
Just might, just might, just might We might crack up in the sun, or we'll lose it in the shade
Razzle, dazzle, drazzle, drone, time for this one to come home Razzle, dazzle, drazzle, dry, time for this one to come alive Hold my life until I'm ready to use it Hold my life because I just might lose it
Hold my life, hold my life Hold my, hold my, hold my, hold my
Perusin' in the sunshine, 80 up here to bet I could hear the motor whistlin' something's off the wall again Give my regards to Broadway, tell 'em I got change to spare One big buck, gonna have to suck up here
Anything you want dear, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine Everything you say dear, I'll buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy Talkin' about some pictures, now wouldn't that be a scream Movies are for retards like me and Maybelline
Give my regards to Broadway, ask 'em who'll buy the beer Don't wanna get pop, find yourself a rockin chair
Anything you want dear, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine Everything you say dear, I'll buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy
Never get past the dice dear, goddammit I'm gonna roll People that pick your nose clean, so what we owe, owe, owe Give my regards to Broadway, tell 'em I don't really care If you want a good joke, why split? You'll go broke right here
Anything you want dear, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine Everything you say dear, I'll buy, buy, buy, buy, buy Anything you want dear, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine Everything you say dear, I'll buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, I'll buy
On the bus, that's where we're ridin' On the bus, O.K., don't say hi, then Your tongue, your transfer, Your hand, your answer
On the bus, everyone's lookin' forward On the bus, I am lookin' forward And everything ain't O.K. I might die before Monday They're all watchin' us
Kiss me on the bus Kiss me on the bus If you knew how I felt now You wouldn't act so adult now Hurry, hurry, here comes my stop
On the bus, watch our reflection On the bus, I can't stand no rejection C'mon, let's make a scene Oh, baby, don't be so mean They're all watchin' us Kiss me on the bus Kiss me on the bus If you knew how I felt now You wouldn't act so adult now Hurry, hurry, here comes my stop
If you knew how I felt now You wouldn't act so adult now They're all watchin' us Kiss me on the bus Kiss me on the bus Kiss me on the bus Kiss me on the bus
Goin' down t' the pool hall Lookin' for the eight ball When it comes, when it comes Only want a little 'til you need a ton Gimme one good dose of thunder Gimme one good dose of thunder
Gimme gimme in a hurry Texas added to Missouri When it comes, when it comes Only takes a little 'til you want a ton
One good dose of thunder Gimme one good dose of thunder I can feel it start to rumble
(mumble) (mumble) When it comes, when it comes It only takes a little 'til you need a ton
One good dose of thunder Gimme one good dose of thunder And I can feel it
Gimme one good dose of thunder Gimme one good dose of thunder I can feel it start to rumble
She don't wear no pants and she don't wear no tie Always on the ball, she's always on strike Struttin' up the aisle, big deal, you get to fly You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky
Paid my fare don't wanna complain You get to me you're always outta champagne Treat me like a bum 'cause I don't wear no tie You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky
And the sign says thank you very much for not smokin' My own sign says "I'm sorry I'm smokin'" Don't treat me special, don't kiss my ass Treat me like the way they treat 'em up in first class
Sanitation expert and a maintenance engineer Garbage man, a janitor and you my dear A real union flight attendant, my oh my You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky
Bring your own lampshade, somewhere there's a party Here it's never ending, can't remember when it started Pass around the lampshade, there'll be plenty enough room in jail
If bein' wrong's a crime I'm serving forever If bein' strong's your kind then I need help here with this feather If bein' afraid is a crime we hang side by side At the swingin' party down the line At the swingin' party down the line
On the prairie pavement, losin' proposition Quittin' school and goin' to work and never goin' fishin' Water all around, never learned how to swim now
If bein' wrong's a crime I'm serving forever If bein' strong's your kind then I need help here with this feather If bein' afraid is a crime we hang side by side At the swingin' party down the line At the swingin' party down the line
Bring your own lampshade, somewhere there's a party Here it's never endin', can't remember when it started Pass around the lampshade, there'll be plenty enough room in jail
If bein' wrong's a crime I'm serving forever If bein' strong is what you want then I need help here with this feather If bein' afraid is a crime we hang side by side At the swingin' party down the line At the swingin' party down the line At the swingin' party down the line
God, what a mess, on the ladder of success Where you take one step and miss the whole first rung Dreams unfulfilled, graduate unskilled It beats pickin' cotton and waitin' to be forgotten
We are the sons of no one, bastards of young We are the sons of no one, bastards of young The daughters and the sons
Clean your baby womb, trash that baby boom Elvis in the ground, there'll ain't no beer tonight Income tax deduction, what a hell of a function It beats pickin' cotton and waitin' to be forgotten
We are the sons of no one, bastards of young We are the sons of no one, bastards of young The daughters and the sons
Unwillingness to claim us, ya got no word (war?) to name us
The ones who love us best are the ones we'll lay to rest And visit their graves on holidays at best The ones who love us least are the ones we'll die to please If it's any consolation, I don't begin to understand them
We are the sons of no one, bastards of young We are the sons of no one, bastards of young The daughters and the sons