Give 'em the old razzle dazzle Razzle Dazzle 'em Give 'em an act with lots of flash in it And the reaction will be passionate Give 'em the old hocus pocus Bead and feather 'em How can they see with sequins in their eyes?
What if your hinges all are rusting? What if, in fact, you're just disgusting?
Razzle dazzle 'em And they;ll never catch wise!
Give 'em the old
Razzle dazzle 'em Give 'em a show that's so splendiferous
Row after row will crow vociferous
Give 'em the old flim flam flummox Fool and fracture 'em
How can they hear the truth above the roar?
BILLY AND COMPANY Throw 'em a fake and a finagle They'll never know you're just a bagel,
Razzle dazzle 'em And they'll beg you for more!
Give 'em the old razzle dazzle Razzle Dazzle 'em Back since the days of old Methuselah Everyone loves the big bambooz-a-ler
Give 'em the old three ring circus Stun and stagger 'em When you're in trouble, go into your dance
Though you are stiffer than a girder They let you get away with murder Razzle dazzle 'em And you've got a romance
Give 'em the old Razzle Dazzle
Razzle dazzle 'em Give 'em an act that's unassailable They'll wait a year 'till you're available!
Give 'em the old Double whammy
Daze and dizzy'em Show 'em the first rate sorcerer you are
Long as you keep 'em way off balance How can they spot you got no talents?
Give 'em the old razzle dazzle Razzle Dazzle 'em Give 'em an act with lots of flash in it And the reaction will be passionate Give 'em the old hocus pocus Bead and feather 'em How can they see with sequins in their eyes?
What if your hinges all are rusting? What if, in fact, you're just disgusting?
Razzle dazzle 'em And they;ll never catch wise!
Give 'em the old
Razzle dazzle 'em Give 'em a show that's so splendiferous
Row after row will crow vociferous
Give 'em the old flim flam flummox Fool and fracture 'em
How can they hear the truth above the roar?
BILLY AND COMPANY Throw 'em a fake and a finagle They'll never know you're just a bagel,
Razzle dazzle 'em And they'll beg you for more!
Give 'em the old razzle dazzle Razzle Dazzle 'em Back since the days of old Methuselah Everyone loves the big bambooz-a-ler
Give 'em the old three ring circus Stun and stagger 'em When you're in trouble, go into your dance
Though you are stiffer than a girder They let you get away with murder Razzle dazzle 'em And you've got a romance
Give 'em the old Razzle Dazzle
Razzle dazzle 'em Give 'em an act that's unassailable They'll wait a year 'till you're available!
Give 'em the old Double whammy
Daze and dizzy'em Show 'em the first rate sorcerer you are
Long as you keep 'em way off balance How can they spot you got no talents?
