Wheatus

Her name is noel I have a dream about her She rings my bell I got gym class in half an hour Oh how she rocks In keds and tube socks But she doesn't know who I am And she doensn't give a damn about me Cause I'm just teenage dirtbag baby Listen to Iron Maiden baby with me Her boyfriend's a dick And he brings a gun to school And he'd sl'mply kick My ass if he kenw the truth He lives on my block And he drives an lroc But he doesn't know who I am And he doesn't give a damn about me Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby Yeah I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby Listen to Iron Maiden baby with me Yeeah dirtbag, no she doesn't know what she's missin Yeah dirtbag, no she doesn't know what she's missin Man I feel like mold It's prom night and I am lonely Low and behold She's walking over to me This must be fake My lip start to shake How does she know who I am And why does she give a damn about I'be got two tickets to Iron Maiden baby Come with me Friday, dosn't say maybe I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby like you Yeeah dirtbag, no she doesn't know what she's missin Yeeah dirtbag, no she doesn't know what she's missin

She wriggles and she wraggles
She jiggles and she jaggles
You stand and watch her pass by
Your line of vision ass-eye
You think that ‘cause she smiles
That you turn all her dials
But you don’t see them later
While in the elevator
You nag her and you swagger
You think you’re gonna shag her
A man about the town-a
Get funky let’s get down-a
Machismo and machasma
It turns into miasma
But you have got no class
No style, no social skills, no comprehension

I can’t deal with this idiot
Yeah I must admit that he’s a punk ass bitch

You open up your mouth-a
Amazed at what comes out-a
It’s just a testimony
That you’re full of baloney
That you’re a stupid shit-ass
A meathead, Guido, pass-gas
That you have got no class
No style, no social skills, no comprehension

I can’t deal with this idiot
Yeah I must admit that he’s a punk ass bitch
I can't deal with this idiot
Yeah I must admit that he's a punk ass bitch
A-woh-oh a w-woh-oh

You know you want to spangle
But you can’t seem to angle
One gives you attitude-a
Your reason to be rude-a
You think that ‘cause she smiles
That you turn all her dials
But you don’t see them later
While in the elevator
You nag her and you swagger
You think you’re gonna shag her
A man about the town-a
Get funky let’s get down-a
Machismo and machasma
It turns into miasma
You have got no class
No style, no social skills, no comprehension

You open up your mouth-a
Amazed at what comes out-a
It’s just a testimony
That you’re full of baloney
That you’re a stupid shit-ass
A meathead, Guido, pass-gas
But you have got no class
No style, no social skills, no comprehension

I can’t deal with this idiot
Yeah I must admit that he’s a punk ass bitch
I can't deal with this idiot
Yeah I must admit that he's a punk ass bitch
A-woh-oh a-woh-oh a-woh-oh

I am a wannabe,
You better be careful around me,
I come from far away;
Where mustang dreams are made,
and we are fashioned in the image of the Don's-
who have come before us,
We all kiss the rings of sand like our fathers told us..

C h o r u s

'Cause i'm a wannabe gangstar, better go back to Commack,
I'm a wannabe gangstar, ya better go back to Commack,
I'm a wannabe gangstar, ya better go back to Commack,
better go back to far away..

Like a lemon pie a le mode,
my nine is easy to load,
All Hail Jericho;
Turnpike Teck- that's where i go...
..to learn the things about the universe i'll need so i can build a stampede,
'Cause i'm all up in your face again,
I'm all up in your face.

'Cause i'm a wannabe gangstar, better go back to Commack,
I'm a wannabe gangstar, ya better go back to Commack,
I'm a wannabe gangstar, ya better go back to Commack,
better go back to far away..

( r a p )

A wannabe gangstar, A victim of the chromosone prankster, I thanks ya,
I sit back in my chair to contemplate my hair 'ooh damn, i reak of cologne'..
But yo i'm lookin' snappy, i'm nappy, i'm crappy, got jimmy hats from pappy-
so now i'm trigger happy.."Girl did he just rhyme 'happy' with 'crappy'?" Yeah..
So you girlies wanna get wit this nit wit, got cheese whizz or not?
Then ima hafta blow up ya mail box BIATCH! Or toilet paper ya front yard,
Show the cops my Suburbs card, they gotta let me go cause they know that i'm hard,
It's the deal.. It's for real, ya betta listen what i'm tellin' ya..... Cause i'm

I try to discover
a little something to make me sweeter
Oh baby refrain
from breaking my heart
I`m so in love with you
I`ll be forever blue
That you give me no reason
why you`re making me work so hard
That you give me no That you give me no
That you give me no That you give me no
Soul, I hear you calling
Oh baby please give a little respect to me...
And if I should falter
Would you open you arms out to me
We can make love not war
And live at peace with our hearts
I`m so in love with you
I`ll be forever blue
What religion or reason
Could drive a man to forsake his lover
Don`t you tell me no Don`t you tell me no
Don`t you tell me no Don`t you tell me no
Soul, I hear you calling
Oh baby please give a little respect to me...
instrumental break
I`m so in love with you
I`ll be forever blue
That you give me no reason
you know you`re making me work so hard
That you give me no That you give me no
That you give me no That you give me no
Soul, I hear you calling
Oh baby please give a little respect to me...
Soul, I hear you calling
Oh baby please give a little respect to me...

You, you think yer such a bad ass;
You think yer such a rough neck;
Well I saw you outside eating t
ruffles with yer mum on the patio;
I think it's really sad though;
And tell yer girl ta quit buggin' me;
'cause I saw her outside suckin' dick in the
bathroom of the bus of the Iron maiden cover band.
CHORUS:
When tour pencil neck breaks,
When your bird chest caves in.....I'm gonna win.
When your pencil neck breaks,
When your bird chest caves in.....I'm gonna win.

Me I'm just another gringo,
A bitter jalepeno;
But I gets more montequilla in a week
than your bitch ass gets in a lifetime;
You're steppin' on a land mine;
You're gonna shoot yer eye out;
I'm thinkin' what what the samhill is goin'
on wit yer moms in the clogs and skirt,
wouldn't fuck'er for my country with a
flag on her face and a stolen dick.
CHORUS:
You, you think yer still a bad ass,
you think yer still a roghneck;
Well let's take this outside

When I look at your face I see dirt
All the sunshine you blow up my ass starts to hurt
And I don't really mind if I nothing in your eyes
It's no suprize to me
Cause the rocket I built, is under my kilt,
It's comming to blow youaway.

I was a jerk, I did the work, for somebody else's dream,
I took the chance, I lost my pants, in somebody else's dream tonight.

Now you're calling me up to get paid,
And if you don't get paid then you'll never get laid.
But I really don't have any money, I say goodbye,
And you'll have to depend on the size.
Cause the thing that I built, it's ripping my kilt,
It's comming to blow you away.

I was a jerk, I did the work, for somebody else's dream,
I took the chance, I lost my pants, in somebody else's dream tonight.

Now I think that I'm going to bed,
As the image of you and your crap leaves my head.
Cause it's t-minus 20 tomorrow, rocket flies,
And it doesn't depend on the size.

Cause the thing that I built, it's ripping my kilt,
It's comming to blow you away.

I was a jerk, I did the work, for somebody else's dream,
I took the chance, I lost my pants, in somebody else's dream tonight

Man i think it's just a little sleazy,
you said you was like butter but you're cheesy
to treat me like i'm spinner bait you can't wait
go fish off some other dock

Hey, mr.brown,don't have a cow.Just compensate me
Hey, mr.brown,don't have a cow.Just compensate me
Hey, mr.brown,don't have a cow.Just compensate me
you're gonna have to prove it to me

if i don't call you back then you're head spins
if i told you what i think you'd shit your linens
it's just another intervieuw, nothing new
but they don't even know my name

Hey, mr.brown,don't have a cow.Just compensate me
Hey, mr.brown,don't have a cow.Just compensate me
Hey, mr.brown,don't have a cow.Just compensate me
you're gonna have to prove it to me

I try to discover
a little something to make me sweeter
Oh baby refrain
from breaking my heart
I`m so in love with you
I`ll be forever blue
That you give me no reason
why you`re making me work so hard
That you give me no That you give me no
That you give me no That you give me no
Soul, I hear you calling
Oh baby please give a little respect to me...
And if I should falter
Would you open you arms out to me
We can make love not war
And live at peace with our hearts
I`m so in love with you
I`ll be forever blue
What religion or reason
Could drive a man to forsake his lover
Don`t you tell me no Don`t you tell me no
Don`t you tell me no Don`t you tell me no
Soul, I hear you calling
Oh baby please give a little respect to me...
instrumental break
I`m so in love with you
I`ll be forever blue
That you give me no reason
you know you`re making me work so hard
That you give me no That you give me no
That you give me no That you give me no
Soul, I hear you calling
Oh baby please give a little respect to me...
Soul, I hear you calling
Oh baby please give a little respect to me...

He's got the dirtiest shoes that I've ever seen,
Chew on a blunt, wipe his butt with a magazine.
Smokin' his crack wash it down with some gasoline,
Still he push the botton EF Hutton when he speaks to me.

Oh, you know he told me
"Shake it, don't brake it, it took too damn long to make it."

Leroy is my mojo man,
Leroy is my mojo man.
He come he take me by the hand,
Cause Leroy is my mojo man tonight.

He's just a pimp with a limp and some vaseline,
Told me to "Look over there," stole my nectarine.
"Don't turn your back on me black, I'm a sex machine,"
Still he push the button EF Hutton when he speaks to me.

Oh, you know he told me
"Shake it, don't brake it, it took too damn long to make it."

Leroy is my mojo man,
Leroy is my mojo man.
He come he take me by the hand,
Cause Leroy is my mojo man tonight.

Oh. he told me "Shake it, don't brake it, it took too damn long to make it."
"Shake it, don't brake it, it took too damn long to make it."
"Shake it, don't brake it, it took too damn long to make it."
"Shake it, don't brake it, it took too damn long to make it."

Leroy is my mojo man,
Leroy is my mojo man.
He come he take me by the hand,
Cause Leroy is my mojo man tonight.
All right!!

Man i think it's just a little sleazy,
you said you was like butter but you're cheesy
to treat me like i'm spinner bait you can't wait
go fish off some other dock

Hey, mr.brown,don't have a cow.Just compensate me
Hey, mr.brown,don't have a cow.Just compensate me
Hey, mr.brown,don't have a cow.Just compensate me
you're gonna have to prove it to me

if i don't call you back then you're head spins
if i told you what i think you'd shit your linens
it's just another intervieuw, nothing new
but they don't even know my name

Hey, mr.brown,don't have a cow.Just compensate me
Hey, mr.brown,don't have a cow.Just compensate me
Hey, mr.brown,don't have a cow.Just compensate me
you're gonna have to prove it to me

This is a story about a friend of mine
He is abnormally intelligent
He could bust a phatty rhyme
Even when he got up in the blunt
But that all changed when the girl who he lives with came to town
He let her take him away from me so I had to ask him how
That's when he said
"She takes advantage of me! She takes advantage of me!
She takes advantage of me! She takes advantage of me!
She takes advantage of me! She even knows when I pee!
I think eventually she'll make a meal of me."

Chorus:
Because your love is a mutt from hell that I can't live without
Your love is a mutt from hell that I can't live without
One of these days I swear I'm gonna get out
'Til then your love is a mutt from hell I can't live without

That's why I'm talking to you now

Sarah lives with Bradley now
I guess that is how she wants her shit
He needed a place to stay
So it's of mutual benefit
And I stopped by on my way to Pomona yesterday
She sat down and spilled her guts to me
That's when I thought she would tell me she's gay
Instead she said "He takes advantage of me! He takes advantage of me!
He takes advantage of me! He takes advantage of me!
He takes advantage of me! He even knows when I pee!
I think eventually he'll make a meal of me

Chorus

Talking to
That's why I'm talking to
That's why I'm talking to
Thats why I'm talking to
Talking to
That's why I'm talking to
That's why I'm talking to
That's why I'm talking, talking, talking
To you now.

Chorus

That's why I'm talking to you now
That's why I'm talking to you now
That's why I'm talking to you now
That's why I'm talking to you now

She wriggles and she wraggles
She jiggles and she jaggles
You stand and watch her pass by
Your line of vision ass-eye
You think that ‘cause she smiles
That you turn all her dials
But you don’t see them later
While in the elevator
You nag her and you swagger
You think you’re gonna shag her
A man about the town-a
Get funky let’s get down-a
Machismo and machasma
It turns into miasma
But you have got no class
No style, no social skills, no comprehension

I can’t deal with this idiot
Yeah I must admit that he’s a punk ass bitch

You open up your mouth-a
Amazed at what comes out-a
It’s just a testimony
That you’re full of baloney
That you’re a stupid shit-ass
A meathead, Guido, pass-gas
That you have got no class
No style, no social skills, no comprehension

I can’t deal with this idiot
Yeah I must admit that he’s a punk ass bitch
I can't deal with this idiot
Yeah I must admit that he's a punk ass bitch
A-woh-oh a w-woh-oh

You know you want to spangle
But you can’t seem to angle
One gives you attitude-a
Your reason to be rude-a
You think that ‘cause she smiles
That you turn all her dials
But you don’t see them later
While in the elevator
You nag her and you swagger
You think you’re gonna shag her
A man about the town-a
Get funky let’s get down-a
Machismo and machasma
It turns into miasma
You have got no class
No style, no social skills, no comprehension

You open up your mouth-a
Amazed at what comes out-a
It’s just a testimony
That you’re full of baloney
That you’re a stupid shit-ass
A meathead, Guido, pass-gas
But you have got no class
No style, no social skills, no comprehension

I can’t deal with this idiot
Yeah I must admit that he’s a punk ass bitch
I can't deal with this idiot
Yeah I must admit that he's a punk ass bitch
A-woh-oh a-woh-oh a-woh-oh

I am a wannabe,
You better be careful around me,
I come from far away;
Where mustang dreams are made,
and we are fashioned in the image of the Don's-
who have come before us,
We all kiss the rings of sand like our fathers told us..

C h o r u s

'Cause i'm a wannabe gangstar, better go back to Commack,
I'm a wannabe gangstar, ya better go back to Commack,
I'm a wannabe gangstar, ya better go back to Commack,
better go back to far away..

Like a lemon pie a le mode,
my nine is easy to load,
All Hail Jericho;
Turnpike Teck- that's where i go...
..to learn the things about the universe i'll need so i can build a stampede,
'Cause i'm all up in your face again,
I'm all up in your face.

'Cause i'm a wannabe gangstar, better go back to Commack,
I'm a wannabe gangstar, ya better go back to Commack,
I'm a wannabe gangstar, ya better go back to Commack,
better go back to far away..

( r a p )

A wannabe gangstar, A victim of the chromosone prankster, I thanks ya,
I sit back in my chair to contemplate my hair 'ooh damn, i reak of cologne'..
But yo i'm lookin' snappy, i'm nappy, i'm crappy, got jimmy hats from pappy-
so now i'm trigger happy.."Girl did he just rhyme 'happy' with 'crappy'?" Yeah..
So you girlies wanna get wit this nit wit, got cheese whizz or not?
Then ima hafta blow up ya mail box BIATCH! Or toilet paper ya front yard,
Show the cops my Suburbs card, they gotta let me go cause they know that i'm hard,
It's the deal.. It's for real, ya betta listen what i'm tellin' ya..... Cause i'm

He's got the dirtiest shoes that I've ever seen,
Chew on a blunt, wipe his butt with a magazine.
Smokin' his crack wash it down with some gasoline,
Still he push the botton EF Hutton when he speaks to me.

Oh, you know he told me
"Shake it, don't brake it, it took too damn long to make it."

Leroy is my mojo man,
Leroy is my mojo man.
He come he take me by the hand,
Cause Leroy is my mojo man tonight.

He's just a pimp with a limp and some vaseline,
Told me to "Look over there," stole my nectarine.
"Don't turn your back on me black, I'm a sex machine,"
Still he push the button EF Hutton when he speaks to me.

Oh, you know he told me
"Shake it, don't brake it, it took too damn long to make it."

Leroy is my mojo man,
Leroy is my mojo man.
He come he take me by the hand,
Cause Leroy is my mojo man tonight.

Oh. he told me "Shake it, don't brake it, it took too damn long to make it."
"Shake it, don't brake it, it took too damn long to make it."
"Shake it, don't brake it, it took too damn long to make it."
"Shake it, don't brake it, it took too damn long to make it."

Leroy is my mojo man,
Leroy is my mojo man.
He come he take me by the hand,
Cause Leroy is my mojo man tonight.
All right!!

Cough up the rent Mr. Kent
And don't try to blame it on the government
Your wife is a clown she's in town, she gets with some other guy
Are you gonna finish your fat?
Cause I'd like to give it to my kitty cat
The big fat look is coming back.
You skinny people are screwed.
And I know you're right
Yeah I know it's time.

[Chorus]
Here we go again another humpem dumpem situation
Here we go again another humpem dumpem situation
Here we go again, here we go again
Now I know what you're like and I don't think I like it.

The newspaper says to get bent; Man I'd like to say that to the President
He got the L. in the House, I guess he already did
She looks like she finished here fat
She then turned around and ate my kitty cat
She coughed up a hair ball or two and laughed her way to the bank
And I know it's right
Yeah, I know it's time.