(Hook:) We live like there ain't no tomorrow No regrets, no time for the sorrow Keep movin one foot in front of the other We all looking for something Hey, hey, hey
I'm in the center lane on a freeway My radiator blown on a 100 degree day And I'm more in a hurry than I was before And once again the whole world is in my way So this is earth and I'm stuck here Where profanity pours from faces like mine And the only thing that we're sure of is Is we're runnin out of money, patience and time One step forward and two steps back And we're wishin for a future, reminiscing on a flashback Chasin a dream, hopin it exists And we're grittin our teeth and clinchin our fists
(Hook:) We live like there ain't no tomorrow No regrets, no time for the sorrow Keep movin one foot in front of the other We all looking for something Hey, hey, hey
Am I crazy, maybe. my brain be gravy Insane the days we have witnessed lately It pains my greatly someone could hate me Maybe they were lied to as babies too Can't see logic, we camouflage it Technology allows us to dip and dodge it Wit magic gadgets, wires and magnets We're standin stagnant and thinking backwards A whole of bunch of nothing is in our way?
(Hook:) We live like there ain't no tomorrow No regrets, no time for the sorrow Keep movin one foot in front of the other We all looking for something Hey, hey, hey
Chic-a chic-a dobe dobe dobe dobe All the children went to heaven Won?t be back 'til ten after eleven Are you ready (ready) Are you ready (ready)
First there was the weed sack, coppin' and chillin' Then came the cocaine, robbin' and stealin' (stealin') I said I dropped more pounds then maternity wards And got the gold chain from the gudda awards Yup!
We like that trunk knockin' Roll by them ladies jockin' We blazin up the bad We got them baggies in our pockets Y'all know we drinkin somethin' We know your thinkin somethin' Makin your windows rattle Turn the corner hear me comin' [Hook] Let?em know that you ain't nothing to be messed with Bring the fire every time get that money don't quit Grind off shine off make it happen Get it get it Lives large come hard If you gonna spit it, spit it (Repeat hook)
I rocked the living room the first day I started walkin' Was rhymin spittin flames the first day I started talkin' Had the class and the teacher bouncin in kindergarten Then I slapped her on her ass she said I beg your pardon I said get get get get get it girl One of these days I?m gonna rock the world Just give me a crayon and give me an A on Everything I do with a ground to play on
We?re on a whole nother, no love for under covers I had you suckered since I busted out my father?s rubber Give me ball caps and sneakers, fresh in some jeans and t-shirt Still got them children dance, lookin? like they havin? seizures
[Hook] Kiss my acrobat my soda crack my B-u-t-t-y butty whack Yo ma?, yo pa, yo gritty granny with her hose in a panty And a big behind like Frankenstein rock the beat down Sesame Street It?s your turn know let?s get it on Rock that thing ?til the break of dawn Ya-ha-hi ya-ha-yi Ya-ha-hi ya-ha-yi Ya-ha-hi ya-ha-yi Ya-ha-hi ya-ha-yi Ya-ha-hi ya-ha-yi Ya-ha-hi ya-ha-yi Ya-ha-hi ya-ha-yi [Hook]
I got my hat tilted sideways and brand new shoes I got my Alpine bumpin' rattlin' my rear view Lookin' at the world behind me make it bump bump bump Turn it up another notch and watch it pump pump pump Let it punch you in your chest feel it seepin' in your back When it's time rewind it back make it bump bump bump It can get your leg to rockin' make it pump pump pump Blister your transistor make it thump thump thump
Black trees silhouetted against an orange sky Cool breeze on a country road I'm ten feet high I'm just about to take another step up ohh Real world got me kinda fed up ohh I got places to go and folks I know that are waiting for me to arrive.
A Warner Robins state of mind is what it is if you ain't heard We too broke to drink and too drunk to work All day smokin' herb a tad bit disturbed Yes sir absurd, don't know when the curse occurred But we're scarred livin' harder than hell on wheels Retarded oxycottin poppin' swappin' powder for pills And if we want it we steal, we might be pawning your drill If it's on you will get a soup bone to the grill
I got my hat tilted sideways and brand new shoes I got my Alpine bumpin' rattlin' my rear view Lookin' at the world behind me make it bump bump bump Turn it up another notch and watch it pump pump pump Let it punch you in your chest feel it seepin' in your back When it's time rewind it back make it bump bump bump It can get your leg to rockin' make it pump pump pump Blister your transistor make it thump thump thump
Black trees silhouetted against an orange sky Cool breeze on a country road I'm ten feet high I'm just about to take another step up ohh Real world got me kinda fed up ohh I got places to go and folks I know that are waiting for me to arrive.
We addicted but intelligent live the criminal element Coke is so American show it stops the arrogant hos Constantly staring at you, ain't no comparing the flow Make sure you stare in the hole before you answer the door Be sure you rappin' in code the folks are tappin' the phone My boy Jeff Mack put a cap in his dome That's how it happens back home I made that tap now he's gone We're all a little paranoid I got the hell on
I got my hat tilted sideways and brand new shoes I got my Alpine bumpin' rattlin' my rear view Lookin' at the world behind me make it bump bump bump Turn it up another notch and watch it pump pump pump Let it punch you in your chest feel it seepin' in your back When it's time rewind it back make it bump bump bump It can get your leg to rockin' make it pump pump pump Blister your transistor make it thump thump thump
Black trees silhouetted against an orange sky Cool breeze on a country road I'm ten feet high I'm just about to take another step up ohh Real world got me kinda fed up ohh I got places to go and folks I know that are waiting for me to arrive.
I don't feel so good where am I This is not where I laid down Who are these people, who's home is this Where's my clothes and where's my car How did I get in the bathtub Not again, Not again The phone is off and I need a ride None of these people are my friends Fell off of the wagon coughin' and draggin' the vice boy Door opened a magnum a nice boy turned shitty Burnin' fiddy's of daddy's money on the top of a can I said I'm coppin' the van he caught you poppin' a Adavan Thought you had a gram what did ya do with it check both pockets shit where's your wallet Dumb alcoholic time for the panic
Sit around now waitin' on a chest pain Lookin' for a sign right brain left brain Something inside startin' to feel strange Friends wonder where you been Go take a vitamin, throw your cigarettes away Clean up the beer cans, It's a beautiful day Time you reported to your life
Yes I should have stayed in college no I was to cool for that Cooking soft up into solid y'all know where to find me at Seems too hard to get better what do I do after that waitin' on an answer does anybody out there hear me Take your ass home you ain't gon' last long You're sick, tired, wired, you're dyin' Look at them in the eyes and lyin' Can't you tell your brain cells are fryin' Don't go a chance in hell you're buyin' Death by the bag yeah you grabbed his ass??? What are you runnin' from, take a bath But before you do pass that grass
Sit around now waitin' on a chest pain Lookin' for a sign right brain left brain Something inside startin' to feel strange Friends wonder where you been Go take a vitamin, throw your cigarettes away Clean up the beer cans, It's a beautiful day Time you reported to your life
Why is everything so technical, got me thinkin' mechanical Puffin' on those botanicals, every second so critical Bored with the human language, pain beat on my mental Messin' with chemicals, sick as the appetites of cannibals Far away they shoot a laser from a computer Ricochets off a satellite panel to a missile silo in Cuba Eyes behold catastrophe, foreseen by Nostradamus The prophets peep the millennium age of the broken promise More religions than park pigeons, the poor envy the rich and Monetary decisions make pessimistic the vision It's like the whole planet went off the deep end While I was sleepin' Men be leapin off ledges, when there women leave for the weekend. Why?
Sit around now waitin' on a chest pain Lookin' for a sign right brain left brain Something inside startin' to feel strange Friends wonder where you been Go take a vitamin, throw your cigarettes away Clean up the beer cans, It's a beautiful day Time you reported to your life
Go take a vitamin, Clean up the beer cans, Beautiful day Time you reported to your life
You know they say hell hath no fury like a woman scorned So vengeful, and mother Earth has been done wrong And I think she sick, yo, she's pukin' up lava Her nerves tremble along fault lines ready to drop An entire city of filth that's been forced upon her We built these towers of Babylon and feel remorse for nadda The momma divorced the father, the children are dropping bottles The rich get richer, poverty's hot under the collar Takin' prayer out of schools and we tryin' to raise scholars Creationism versus the theory of evolution Air, water and mind, body and soul pollution Kids steppin' on landmines, from wars we all losin' We chasin' false idols and racin' from our bibles The golden rule, the youth are becoming more suicidal Who teachers 'em, you and I do, no wonder they wanna fight you Raised by hipocrits you've been lied to
Graffiti the land with skyscrapers Graffiti the sky with airplanes and satellites Graffiti the mind of children with your manmade love Graffiti the world, I saw the writing on the wall
We got ABC, NBC, MTV, TNT The BBC, DVD, VHS, DSL A&E, XTC, MP3, SEC THC, NRA, JOB, ADD The fight for free speech, lack of responsibility Seizin' positions of power, Internet pornography Guns in the hold for fear that the next knock at the door Could be death, the terrorists are in the White House and overseas Racists, seperatists, vicious, malicious Buddhists, the Hindus, the Muslims, the Christians Could it be our biggest barrier is language Or is oil that important that one would inflict anguish So cars could deplete the ozone on highways That stretch across the land where Indians once raised Families, we're in denial, the world is afraid And you say there's no more slaves
Graffiti the land with skyscrapers Graffiti the sky with airplanes and satellites Graffiti the mind of children with your manmade love Graffiti the world, I saw the writing on the wall
We're addicted to planes, trains and automobiles We're addicted to addiction, we dig living in fiction For money, power, respect, the army gotta go kill They under contract, so let the blood spill It's sorta morbid, ain't it, the picture that I just painted It's an epiphany I had, I realised just how tainted I think it really is, while in New York I saw A teenager being arrested for taggin' a fuckin' wall
Graffiti the land with skyscrapers Graffiti the sky with airplanes and satellites Graffiti the mind of children with your manmade love Graffiti the world, I saw the writing on the wall
Graffiti the land with skyscrapers Graffiti the sky with airplanes and satellites Graffiti the mind of children with your manmade love Graffiti the world, I saw the writing on the wall
[Song:] Bartender I really did it this time Broke my parole to have a good time When I got home it was 6 AM The door was locked so I kicked it in
She was trippin on the bills I think she was high on some pills She threw my shit out into the yard Then she called me a bum and slapped me real hard
And in my drunken stuper I did what I should have never done And now I'm sittin here, talking to you Drunk and on the run
I'm sittin at a bar on the inside Waiting for my ride on the outside She stole my heart, in the trailer park So I jacked the keys to her fuckin car Crashed that piece of shit and then stepped away
Ya know Moe I'll probably get ten years So just give me beers till they get here Yea I know the sun is coming up And yall are probably get ready for closein up But I'm trying to drown my sole I'm tired of this life on the dirt road Everything that I love is gone And I'm tired of hangin on
She got me sittin at a bar on the inside Waitin for my ride on the outside She stole my heart, in the trailer park So I jacked the keys to her fuckin car And crashed that piece of shit then stepped away
[Rap:] Guess it was meant to be Romance is misery So much for memories And now I am headed to the penitentiary See me on TV The next cop series I am a danger I guess I should have did something about my anger But I never learn Real things I don't concern I pour kerosene on everything I love And watch it burn I know it's my fault But I wasn't happy it was over She threw a fit So I crashed that piece of shit Nova
[Song:] And now I am going back again Back to the pin to see my friends When we all pile out that county van They're gonna ask me where I've been
I've been at a bar on the inside Waitin for my ride on the outside She stole my heart, in the trailer park So I jacked the keys to her fuckin car I Crashed that piece of shit then stepped away
[Fades out:] Laaa laaaa la laa la la laaaa laaa laaa la la la laaaa Heyyyyyyyy Laaa Laaa laaaa la laa la la laaaa laaa laaa la la la laaaa Hey you bastard Laaaa Laaa laaaa la laa la la laaaa laaa laaa la la la laaaa
(Hook:) This will be my last tattoo To cover the memory of someone I thought I'd always need Cover her name with a smoking gun Make it hurt as much as possible and make it bleed
Just can't take it no more feelin' numb Woke up face on the floor I was dumb Cut me all the way to the core morning comes Time to get busy forgetting again Tired of going out my mind Looking for something I won't find How could I have been so blind This is a load of crap It figures she would win But I'll learn to feel again Bear down hard when you fill it in Give me the pain I'll grit my teeth in
(Hook:) This will be my last tattoo To cover the memory of someone I thought I'd always need Cover her name with a smoking gun Make it hurt as much as possible and make it bleed
You know when I woke up this morning she was long good gone I thought she heard me say she was my vertebrae my back bone But bone the dawn feels wrong, the night ain't right The phone ain't on and she broke out last night Left a note sayin' she won't hang on, she just can't fight I know she's with Brock Scott, that jock with blonde locks That blocks shots, guess I'm just not that hot Mailbox for cocks Let him bust your rear cuz you don't trust my rap career But need I point out our bank account with a large amount You left in the bank you skank, what you think I'm a take this loot and buy some ink You can take that shit you talkin' with you walkin' hooker
(Hook:) This will be my last tattoo To cover the memory of someone I thought I'd always need Cover her name with a smoking gun Make it hurt as much as possible and make it bleed
Her face is still in my brain kill her name I'm still dealing with pain what a shame Heart still wearing a stain I'm to blame Little bitty guilty's crawling all over my soul I can't believe this shit Said I caused the things she did Bear down hard when you fill it in Give me the pain I'll grit my teeth in
(Hook:) This will be my last tattoo To cover the memory of someone I thought I'd always need Cover her name with a smoking gun Make it hurt as much as possible and make it bleed
Hey, there, pretty little girl (hey, man), With your long brown sexy curls (uh, uh). You're a hottie, body tight, Good, god almighty. (shittt)
Alright, son, hold up, You need to slow your roll. We've been talking for a while now, She ain't no hoe.
She got class, style, pizzazz, and jazz, Each smile as a matter of fact. She has me twisted just like she did back then, When the game of gab could be played among friends.
That's all it was about, And now to represent. We talked last night around 10.
And I told her, yo. Listen up, cause I love you, lady. We go back, like, 1980. Lord knows you're the one to change me, You love me cause I'm so crazy. You'll see, it'll be, you and me, Always, always.
I told her look, I know a lot of folks around town, Probably been telling you that, "Danny just a crook." I definitely done some things that I shouldn't be proud of, But we can do it by the book.
We've known each other for a long time, I know your the strong kind of women with a strong mind, And that's what got me hooked. I got some crazy homies, Whatchu you talking about? You got some crazy homies.
Yo, quit fronting and lolly gagging, We can have a baby daughter, Maybe call her Maggie. We've known each other since the 9th grade, We make each other laugh, Best friends, let's do this the right way.
Listen up, cause I love you, lady. We go back, like, 1980. Lord knows you're the one to change me, You love me cause I'm so crazy. You'll see, it'll be, you and me, Always, always.
Listen up, cause I love you, lady. We go back, like, 1980. Lord knows you're the one to change me, You love me cause I'm so crazy. You'll see, it'll be, you and me, Always, always.
I know I'm still crazy, But I've changed a lot. I've cleaned up a little, And you're still hot. But if I ain't the one, I hope you find true love. And if not, I'm here when push comes to shove.
Just know if you walk down that aisle, With another dude to take those vows, How I'll react, There ain't no telling. I might bust in the back of the church and start yelling.
Listen up, cause I love you, lady. We go back, like, 1980. Lord knows you're the one to change me, You love me cause I'm so crazy. You'll see, it'll be, you and me, Always, always.
Listen up, cause I love you, lady. We go back, like, 1980. Lord knows you're the one to change me, You love me cause I'm so crazy. You'll see, it'll be, you and me, Always, always.
Well it's just another lawn chair high It's just another lawn chair high And I'm sittin' in the carport Lookin' down the driveway Watchin' all the cars go by And it's alright...it's alright And it's alright...it's alright Hey Reese, check this out And while the world trippin' I'm sippin' I really don't give a flyin' parapalegic chicken watchin' the cars we don't need bars we got a garage a cooler full of beers fuck an entourrage my life is one big funny mirage I slept all day and I'm a sit and let the cd play my wife is a thousand miles away and I've got (X)anax all the way no work, all play my attitude is go away I'm talkin' to people I'm through with this episode I'm workin' on a sequel I take my iced coffee with 2 Equal I'm too evil at least that's what people think you wonder why I drink 'cause I've done it all, seen it all and it don't really matter I might as well sit in the carport talk shit and get fatter It's just another lawnchair high people rollin' by, "Hi" look here, don't die Well it's just another lawn chair high It's just another lawn chair high And I'm sittin' in the carport Lookin' down the driveway Watchin' all the cars go by And it's alright...it's alright And it's alright...it's alright Hell yeah, got my boombox this tune rocks the boondocks back as well packin' the bag of the wacky tobacco pack a bowl up you can stack or fold up the lawnchair I don't care got a brew in the Igloo cooler, too plus a barrage of puzzlein' thoughts in my garage, guzzelin' Heinekin my mind I cannot focus 'cause I'm blind again so find a friend to tell it to I'm tryin' to relax, dawg I ain't tryin' to hear about the guns, loot and cars or one silicone titty, pity done tootin', bars I'm tryin' to catch the escalator to the sun, moon and stars, bra you gotta love it, whoo like Jimmy Buffet, yeah give me some stuff that I can handle and fuck it and please hold my calls 'cause I'm out for the night mosquito bites and lightnin' bugs got neon bars you better recamuthafuckinize give me that funnel and run along youngins Well it's just another lawn chair high It's just another lawn chair high And I'm sittin' in the carport Lookin' down the driveway Watchin' all the cars go by And it's alright...it's alright And it's alright...it's alright Hell Yeah I got it all goin', I know'n and there ain't nothin' that you can tell me in this moment and I'm hopin' this evening I'm leaving all my troubles inside while I sit and get by with what I really do best and if I may suggest you do the same which is nothing and that ain't frontin' I'm steady comin' with it talkin' to myself and all else it's gettin' figured out as'n I gets further along turn the right into wrong change the words to this song I know I ain't singin' along but deep inside it feels on so I'm a carry on sippin', skippin' every other idea that that runs up in here 'cause it's clear, they multiply fly back between both of my ears and who cares? I've got a minute if you're with it we can get it set it in the chair somewhere in the front, out there holler in the air "WE THE SHIT OVER HERE!" Well it's just another lawn chair high It's just another lawn chair high And I'm sittin' in the carport Lookin' down the driveway Watchin' all the cars go by And it's alright...it's alright And it's alright...it's alright
This town is my home, it's deep in my soul Thats why I'm at home, even when I'm on the road This town is my home, it's deep in my soul Thats why I'm at home, even when I'm on the road
(Verse 1) Grew up in the backdrop, of a small town Nissan truck, dropped down Volkswagen Rabbit, with the top down Sittin' on BBS's, how that sound Yeah, y'all remember that don't ya Don't-don't-don't-don't-don't-don't-don't-don't-don't ya Thats where I come from, Houston County No distance or tour bus can take me To make me forget gettin' my ass whipped In the parking lot of Mazzio's Skippin' church the first time I heard Planet Rock come out a boombox That may be the day God saved my soul So, I take a little bit of everything I ever learned with me anywhere on this globe I go Nobody can take that, think back Linda Mae gave me the name Now Daddy Boone said your radio And for those who think I changed, I did The world out there took a naive kid Scarred his heart and beat him down And this songs beat commin' back around From out the town what up folks
This town is my home, it's deep in my soul Thats why I'm at home, even when I'm on the road This town is my home, it's deep in my soul Thats why I'm at home, even when I'm on the road
(Verse 2) Northside High School, makin' beats on the top of my desk Whenever the teacher left the room Three years of ridin' the bench wanting to play More than the last 13 seconds of the game, gonna get a name Hangin' with the hood that loves my girlfriend Ended up doin' everyone of em None of them ever thought I knew what to do When it's cool 'cause I used to do your boo too Stealin' cigarettes and malt liquor Rockin' the pep rally in in a cardigan sweater Vowed that I would quit partyin', never But now we got death and meth and nothin' left But questions in our minds Do you really think this town is ever really gonna change in our time? It's in the sky, a mile high It's on your table, that black label It's in your locker, that bottle of vodka Sardines, and pork & beans
This town is my home, it's deep in my soul Thats why I'm at home, even when I'm on the road This town is my home, it's deep in my soul Thats why I'm at home, even when I'm on the road
(Verse 3) Used to sit on the trunk of a '66 Pontiac Where the party at? I'm askin' my kinfolk as the sun gets low (Can I get a hit of your cognac?) Hell no, y'all know Ain't nothin' but the corner left Did you hear about P Nutty nutted up Four police cars, he was raisin hell Took mace and a billy club to shut him up Well, been sittin' here by myself Drinkin' on Eezie Geezie With the diamond seal Hangin' low 'cause I just got out of jail myself One day I'm gonna leave this place And y'all might never ever see my face again Friends then friends since we were little bitty Now were grown, and this is our ho-o-ome
This town is my home, it's deep in my soul Thats why I'm at home, even when I'm on the road This town is my home, it's deep in my soul Thats why I'm at home, even when I'm on the road This town is my home, it's deep in my soul Thats why I'm at home, even when I'm on the road This town is my home, it's deep in my soul Thats why I'm at home, even when I'm on the road
When I was twelve, while checking the mail I was admirin' the car of the man next door And thinkin' to myself, man, one of these days I'm gonna have me a house like that, with a big red door And his yard was mowed, and his grass was green And the driveway was edged and all the shrubs were trimmed so perfectly I had a crush on his wife and I played ball with his son I pondered how much money he made, went inside and turned the TV on
And he was layin' In an overflowing bathtub of red water The first and the last time he ever relaxed And they said He had a smile on his face, his final offer The steam on the mirror said, I got one more thing to say
I was watchin' TV, havin' one of mum's famous rice crispy treats Watching Tom & Jerry, I heard a car, horn beeped I ran to the window, his wife and son were home With bags of stuff they had got at the mall I went in my room and got my glove and ball I leapt up the steps and asked his son could he play And his son looked at his wife and his wife told his son I guess it'll be ok That beautiful woman, she walked in that beautiful house When I realised I forgot my hat I said I'll be right back and turned around
And he was layin' In an overflowing bathtub of red water The first and the last time he ever relaxed And they said He had a smile on his face, his final offer The steam on the mirror said, I got one more thing to say
There was screaming, there was crying There was silence, I thought I was dreamin' And the sun was shining, it was a beautiful day His wife was talking to an officer, through the noise I heard her say
And he was layin' In an overflowing bathtub of red water The first and the last time he ever relaxed And they said He had a smile on his face, his final offer The steam on the mirror said
And he was layin' In an overflowing bathtub of red water The first and the last time he ever relaxed And they said He had a smile on his face, his final offer The steam on the mirror said
And he was layin' In an overflowing bathtub of red water The first and the last time he ever relaxed And they said He had a smile on his face, his final offer The steam on the mirror said, I got one more thing to say
(Hook:) Just walk away, just walk away There's too much wrong for you to stay Just walk away, Just walk away Gonna get yourself in trouble, walk away
Now he was just your average everyday traffic jam competitor With half a gram, walkin' in the club tryin' to set it off She had two silicon weapons of mass distraction Nipples like screw-in cleats, damn near blastin' Through her skin tight blouse, she lookin' for some action Said her hubby was out of town and started askin' If he'd like to go to her house. I think that's when he realized he couldn't do it Looked at her finger, a diamond from her ring Hit his eye, he couldn't linger He started feelin' guilty for everything they were up to He took a deep breath said, "you know what, I'd love to But evidently there is already someone who loves you" She looked at him like he insulted her and said, "fuck you Look at your pupils, I know what that stuff do Mr. Goody Twoshoes, Call me out, I'll call you out too." Now he was weak as her, he had a ring too.
(Hook:) Just walk away, just walk away There's too much wrong for you to stay Just walk away, Just walk away Gonna get yourself in trouble, walk away
Together in their deceitful ways embracing the lust They got carried away like a dog chasin' a bus They were back at her house in another man's bed And gettin 'freaky deaky' while the husband sped home To see his wife cause his job had got done early Meanwhile they're wreckin' the room And talkin' all dirty, and sweaty The hubby stopped and got some flowers so pretty And a bottle of wine to spend some time with his sweetie Gets home, sees a car in the yard and he's thinkin' hmmm? Walks up the driveway opens the door and goes numb Just about the time he's gonna yell "honey I'm home" A trail of clothes down the hall leading to passionate moans Changed his tone, tip-toed to the gun cabinet Grabbed a gun his daddy gave him that he used in Vietnam Walk down the hall kicked in the door said "surprise" Sat down on the bed with guns and roses and wine
(Hook:) Just walk away, just walk away There's too much wrong for you to stay Just walk away, Just walk away Gonna get yourself in trouble, walk away
Hubby said "how you two love birds doing? You havin' fun? Don't cover up your nakedness now, What's done's done" He made his wife call her parents Made the dude call his wife and daughter And told them to come over, "let's talk about life" And then hubby called the preacher 'cause you want God involved When the victim of infidelity has got a revolver and the guests straggled into the room one at a time Realizing what was happening and then wishing they were blind He told the preacher who had married them back in the day That he was right 'the lord works in mysterious ways' Then he addressed the room waving the gun carefree Saying "ladies and gentlemen you've been called here to see Two naked embarrassed humans in a bed that I bought They were havin' great sex about the time they got caught" Then he laid the gun down on the bed so relaxed And said "I'm leaving' feel free to shoot me in the back"
(Hook:) Just walk away, just walk away There's too much wrong for you to stay Just walk away, Just walk away Gonna get yourself in trouble, walk away
[Song:] Bartender I really did it this time Broke my parole to have a good time When I got home it was 6 AM The door was locked so I kicked it in
She was trippin on the bills I think she was high on some pills She threw my shit out into the yard Then she called me a bum and slapped me real hard
And in my drunken stuper I did what I should have never done And now I'm sittin here, talking to you Drunk and on the run
I'm sittin at a bar on the inside Waiting for my ride on the outside She stole my heart, in the trailer park So I jacked the keys to her fuckin car Crashed that piece of shit and then stepped away
Ya know Moe I'll probably get ten years So just give me beers till they get here Yea I know the sun is coming up And yall are probably get ready for closein up But I'm trying to drown my sole I'm tired of this life on the dirt road Everything that I love is gone And I'm tired of hangin on
She got me sittin at a bar on the inside Waitin for my ride on the outside She stole my heart, in the trailer park So I jacked the keys to her fuckin car And crashed that piece of shit then stepped away
[Rap:] Guess it was meant to be Romance is misery So much for memories And now I am headed to the penitentiary See me on TV The next cop series I am a danger I guess I should have did something about my anger But I never learn Real things I don't concern I pour kerosene on everything I love And watch it burn I know it's my fault But I wasn't happy it was over She threw a fit So I crashed that piece of shit Nova
[Song:] And now I am going back again Back to the pin to see my friends When we all pile out that county van They're gonna ask me where I've been
I've been at a bar on the inside Waitin for my ride on the outside She stole my heart, in the trailer park So I jacked the keys to her fuckin car I Crashed that piece of shit then stepped away
[Fades out:] Laaa laaaa la laa la la laaaa laaa laaa la la la laaaa Heyyyyyyyy Laaa Laaa laaaa la laa la la laaaa laaa laaa la la la laaaa Hey you bastard Laaaa Laaa laaaa la laa la la laaaa laaa laaa la la la laaaa