Giselle: When you meet the someone who was meant for you Before two can become one there is something we must do Animal: Do you pull each others tails? Animal: Do you feed each other seeds? Giselle: No, there is something sweeter everybody needs I've been dreaming of a true love's kiss And a prince I'm hoping comes with this That's what brings ever aftering so happy And that's the reason we need lips so much For lips are the only things that touch So to spend a life of endless bliss Just find who you love through true love's kiss Giselle: aaaa aaaa aaaaaaaaaaa Animals: aaaa aaaa aaaaaaaaaaa Animals: She's been dreaming of a true love's kiss And a prince she's hoping comes with this That's what brings everaftering so happy And that's the reason we need lips so much For lips are the only things that touch Giselle: So to spend a life of endless bliss Just find who you love through true love's kiss Edward: You're the fairest maid I've ever met You were made... Giselle: .. to finish your duet Giselle and Edward: And in years to come we'll reminisce Edward: How we came to love Giselle: And grow and grow love Everyone: Since first we knew loev through true love's kiss
CORNY Hey there, Teenage Baltimore! Don't change that channel! 'Cause it's time for the Corny Collins Show! Brought to you by Ultra Clutch Hairspray! CORNY (& COUNCIL MEMBERS) Ev'ry afternoon When the clock strikes four (bop-bee-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba, bee-ba) A crazy bunch of kids Crash through that door (bop-bee-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba, bee-ba) They throw off their coats And leave the squares behind And then they shake it, shake it, shake it Like they're losing their mind You'll never see them frown 'Cause they're the nicest kids in town Every afternoon You turn your T.V. on (na, na, na, na, na, na-na-na-na) And we know you turn the sound up When your parents are gone, yeah (na, na, na, na, na, na-na-na-na) And then you twist and shout For your favorite star And once you've practiced every step That's in your repertoire You better come on down And meet the nicest kids in town Nice white kids Who like to lead the way And once a month We have our "negro day!" And i'm the man who keeps it spinnin' round Mr. Corny Collins With the latest, greatest Baltimore sound!! So every afternoon Drop everything (bop-bee-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba, bee-ba) Who needs to read and write When you can dance and sing? (bop-bee-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba, bee-ba) Forget about your algebra And calculus You can always do your homework On the morning bus Can't tell a verb from a noun They're the nicest kids in town Roll Call!! COUNCIL MEMBERS I'm Amber! Brad! Tammy! Fender! Brenda! Sketch! Shelley! 1.01 Lou Ann! And I'm...LINK! (All of the girls scream.) CORNY (& COUNCIL MEMBERS) So, if every night you're shaking As you lie in bed (mony-mony, ooh, mony-mony) And the bass and drums Are pounding in your head (mony-mony, ooh, mony-mony) Who cares about sleep When you can snooze in School? They'll never get to college But they sure look cool Don't need a cap and a gown 'Cause they're the nicest Kids in town They're the nicest. Nicest They're the nicest, nicest They're the sugar 'n' spicest, The nicest kids in... Kids in town!
[Corny](James Marsden) And now, broadcast live in front of A live studio audience, for the First time, from the certified, up-to-code WYZT studio- It's the Corny Collins Miss Hairspray Spectacular!
[Council Girls] He's Corny!! [Corny] ...brought to you by Ultra Clutch Hairspray!
[Corny] What gives a girl Power and punch? Is it charm, is it poise? No, It's Hairspray!
What gets a gal Asked out to lunch Is it brains, is it dough? No, It's Hairspray!
If you take a ride With no can at your side Then your flip will be gone With the wind
But if you spray it and lock it, You can take off in a rocket And in outer space Each hair will be in place
Why take a chance When you get up and dance If you twist, I insist You use Hairspray
And tell your mother Her head she should smother With 'Ultra Clutch' faithfully
So if you're a redhead, A blonde or brunette Just take my advice And you might just get
The only thing better than Hairspray That's me!
[Council Kids] Ska-doo-dle-e-ya Doo-dle-e-ya do wah [Corny] Forget the milkman The only thing better than Hairspray [Council Kids] Hairspray! Wow! [Corny] That's me!
[Corny & Council Kids] What makes a man Reach out and touch? 'Ultra clutch!'
So if you're a redhead, A blonde or brunette Just take my advice And you might just get [Corny] The only thing better than hairspray That's me! [Council Kids] Ska-doo-dle-e-ya Doo-dle-e-ya do wah [Council Girls] He's Corny Collins! [Corny] The only thing better than Hairspray [Council Kids] Hairspray! Wow! [Corny] That's me!
[Council Kids] Ska-doo-dle-e-ya do wah Ska-doo-dle-e-ya do wah! Do wow! [Corny] 'Hey, baby, you look like you could use a stiff one!' [Council Member] Ska-doo-dle-e-ya-do do wah!!!!
