Baby's in the kitchen on a big black trombone I'm in the bedroom on the cursed phone Everybody laughs when the band goes too slow Meeting every Tuesday in a club in Soho I'm just dreaming of Rockefeller Plaza
Paul's on the ball with the bedroom plaything Wishing he could give her a damn good thrashing Everybody cries, "Well good for you, Paul We never liked her very much at all" I'm just dreaming of Rockefeller Plaza
I'm just waiting on magic shoes Got three weird chords and I just can't lose I'm just finding my own way there Well I lost my voice and I grew my hair
Brother Jon's long gone, he keeps his nose clean He's suckin on a black and white TV screen Says he got a girl a playbook memory Pictures on the wall and a dog named Henry I'm just dreaming of Rockefeller Plaza
Ella's in the band, but she's always solo Dressed in rags and covered in day-glow Banging on the drums like a Meg White throwback Screaming all the while at her husband, poor Jack I'm just dreaming of Rockefeller Plaza
I'm just waiting on pigs to fly Got cold dead brains and a reason why If I just didn't move half as slow I'd be a dog in your one-man show
I'm just waiting on magic shoes Got three weird chords and I just can't lose I'm just finding my own way there So I lost my voice and I grew my hair
I'm just waiting on pigs to fly Got cold dead brains and no reason why If I just didn't move half as slow I'd be a dog in your one-man show
Henrietta we got no flowers for you Just these three miserable cunts Sitting on the back seat banging on the off beat We know you love us and you probably do Although you’re husband may cut us He’s such an animal though everything is possible
Give us a kiss and maybe we can go out It’s hard to miss you when you follow us about Buy us some shoes and maybe take us for cola We’ll get you there in some filthy big gondola
Clean out the bank and bump off your daddy You can come live with us among the has beens and the addicts These are crazy times down at Costello music You can answer the phone and talk nice Anyway you choose it, come on
Dear Henrietta we’re just three lonely boys Though the girls love us we’re so Into you incredibly we’d love to see you terribly We’d love to hate you but we don‘t have no choice Come be our wa ha ha ha Honey, honey three four one time once more
Give us a kiss and maybe we can go out It’s hard to miss you when you follow us about Buy us some shoes and maybe take us for cola We’ll get you there in some filthy big gondola
Clean out the bank and bump off your daddy You can come live with us among the has beens and the addicts These are crazy times down at Costello music You can answer the phone and talk nice Anyway you choose it, come on
Clean out the bank and bump off your daddy You can come live with us among the has beens and the addicts These are crazy times down at Costello music You can answer the phone and talk nice Anyway you choose it, come on
You've been down for too long it's not right it's just wrong but it's true most unfortunately
You're a heartbreak collector and pyscho inspector you're the answer that nobody needs When you check out you can leave in no doubt You failed where all the others suceed
And yesterdays dreams have been sold off it seems And though everyone tries No one knows what it means Tell me, Where do you go? Where do you go, my honey? When you hear that shout When all the lights go out
Well you don't speculate there's no reason to wait When you carry yourself like you do And there's no need for laughter you feel after you've overthought the rest of it through And how do you sleep when the company you keep Comes up for air faster than you There's no reason to live when the answer you give Are so believable they might just be true
And yesterdays dreams have been sold off it seems And though everyone tries No one knows what it means Tell me, Where do you go? Where do you go, my honey? When you hear that shout When all the lights go out
> 1,2,3, oh Mistress mabel, you're seriously wrong, Clears my table, bang and then she's gone, Takes a liberty if you let her, Yes she's old but she should know better, Oh dear mabel please don't put me on, Mistress mabel, all the kids agree, You're unstable, curious and free, Wine em down, and then keep em kickin', Sunken eyed and all panic stricken' Oh dear mabel it still worries me Well and like rat bag, so they told her, Last nights name tag, across her shoulder. Tell me where all the days have gone, When you rocked my cradle Tell me mabel Where'd you go when you cant go on With this willful fable Tell me mabel Mistress mabel, won't you marry me? I'm unable to take it seriously I'll be good, and you'll be a minute I wish you would, or i'll drop you in it. Oh dear mabel wont you marry me? And like rat bag, so they told her, Last nights name tag, across her shoulder Tell me where all the days have gone, When you rocked my cradle, Tell me mabel Where to go when you cant go on With this filthy fable, Tell me mabel Tell me mabel Tell me where all the days have gone, When you rocked my cradle, Tell me mabel Where to go when you cant go on With this filthy fable, Tell me mabel Tell me where all the days have gone, When you rocked my cradle, Tell me mabel Where to go when you cant go on With this filthy fable, Tell me mabel Tell me mabel
Tell me where you been to Point me to the door I've seen you around But I really can't be sure If all the action men are busy Climbing up the wall Banging on the window Tearing down the hall
And the last chance girl In her first dance swirl Lays her head down on the wooden floor Won't be dancing any more
And where do they go when the thrills have gone The last song plays down in Babylon Five hundred kids shout "what's the deal?" It's a very confusing way to feel
The radio is silent Except for wicked bands Sounded like the last one Always in demand And now the city is off limits To everyone in blue Nothing's getting in there No-one's getting through
And it's no surprise When the last guy dies And the girl upon the wooden floor Won't be dancing any more
And where do they go when the thrills have gone The last song plays down in Babylon Five hundred kids shout "what's the deal?" It's a very confusing way to feel
Well just slow down come on Lupe Brown Tell Desdemona that I'm ready to leave Well she's nothing much to look at and she's hard to believe Don't go down, throw your arms around Every little psycho that you happen to see Well you meant everything to them but you meant nothing to me
Well your girlfriend made me itch And though I'll keep you in mind I would be happy to switch I don't know where you got that voice But I would sell it to London if you gave me the choice
Check those old clothes and those red bows though you're a scrawny pup I would be happy just to cheer you up, oh yes
Well you just slow down, come on Lupe Brown Tell Desdemona that I'm ready to leave Well she's nothing much to look at and she's hard to believe Don't go down throw your arms around Every little psycho that you happen to see Well you meant everything to them but you meant nothing to me
You got nothing I wish to steal Cause i got nothing to give you on account of Lucille She don't walk like a cripple should Well she's Colombia's finest oh, she's better than good Wednesday's DJs came in side ways Yelling for the mother of the sister and the brother of Orla the tease
Well just slow down come on Lupe Brown Tell Desdemona that I'm ready to leave Well she's nothing much to look at and she's hard to believe Don't go down throw your arms around Every little psycho that you happen to see Well you meant everything to them, but you meant nothing to me
Well let me tell you something, let me tell you so This could be the one thing that you really need to know You got to stop once in a while and shake off that face of yours Cause nothing comes easy no it just comes free You could sing it better if you'd sing it for me, oh sister
Well cannot claim this advice as my own I learned it in the gutter one night coming home She said Don't you look ridiculous I checked her out meticulously And though I would've stopped to argue but my teeth were broke I said I'd love to contradict you but my life's a joke, oh sister
She said I'm no genius and I've lost my self the books are on the table and the secret's on the shelf And it's one time keep it slow wind them up and here we go Get it right today and you may still be here tomorrow Some said she was saintly to some she was a singer Me I only knew here as an acid jazz singer, come on
Well I'm a lucky man and maybe so is she And maybe this is just the way it has to be It's all based on speculation seems a crazy occupation to me And though I didn't much believe her I was bound to call I really didn't want to miss a single thing at all, oh sister
She said I'm no genius and I've lost my self the books are on the table and the secret's on the shelf And it's one time keep it slow wind them up and here we go Get it right today and you may still be here tomorrow Some said she was saintly to some she was a singer Me I only knew here as an acid jazz singer, come on
She said I'm no genius and I've lost my self the books are on the table and the secret's on the shelf And it's one time keep it slow wind them up and here we go Get it right today and you may still be here tomorrow Some said she was saintly to some she was a singer Me I only knew here as an acid jazz singer I haven't seen her lately man I have to ring her Put your hands together for the Acid jazz singer, come on
Aahaahaha Well once I was peruaded to open up my head I told them how it was and went and got it wrong instead I said would you believe me if you only knew I'd been stealing everything this conversations through
And the boy cried hang him at three I saw him on the front page laughing at me He worked in a fairground in a tall hat He's a liar he's a liar and a good one at that Say what you want to say what you will Write your number on my telephone bill Walk like a monkey kick like a mule I could be your beggar but i'd rather be just as cruel
So I told them all I could about what could they expect But I lost my sense of smell and I gained myself respect They told me I was curious I told them they were slow They asked me were I get this stuff I told them I don't know
And the boy cried whoopy de dee There's a woman with a mustache who won't let me be Though she was born on a monday She's a hundred and four She's a liar she's a liar and a little bit more Say what you want to say what you will Write your number on my telephone bill Walk like a monkey kick like a mule I could be your beggar but i'd rather be just as cruel
And the boy cried hang him at three I saw him on the front page laughing at me He worked in a fairground in a tall hat He's a liar he's a liar and a good one at that Say what you want to say what you will Write your number on my telephone bill Walk like a monkey kick like a mule I could be your beggar but i'd rather be just as cruel