Won't you be my chauffeur? Won't you be my chauffeur? I wants him to drive me I wants him to drive me downtown Yes, he drives so easy I can't turn him down
But I don't want him But I don't want him To be ridin' these girls To be ridin' these girls around So I'm gonna steal me a pistol Shoot my chauffeur down
Well, I must buy him Well, I must buy him A brand new V8 A brand new V8 Ford Then he won't need no passengers I will be his load
Yeah, take it away
Going to let my chauffeur Going to let my chauffeur Drive me around the Drive me around the world Then he can be my little boy Yes, I'll be his girl
These are the lyrics as I transcribed them from the record. Whether they're perfect or not, I don't know. I may have transposed some of them here and there. You're welcome to check it and correct it yourself. Take it or leave it:
Well, the ugliest li'l thing you ever see before... He didn't be a tramp, he's a hobo. He's a ugly li'l somethin on the scout. He's a terrible li'l creature hush yo' mouth. He's a awful li'l thing, he's a killer diller from the south.
Well, he walked into the store where I was at, And in his face looked like a cryin cat. Cause he's a ugly li'l sucker on the scout, He's a terrible li'l creature hush yo' mouth, He's a awful li'l thing, he's a killer diller from the south.
Well, he walked down the street lookin in a showcase, His stacker walked out, said you can take my place. Cause he's a ugly li'l shaver on the scout, He's a terrible li'l somethin hush yo' mouth, He's a awful li'l creature, he's a killer diller from the south.
Well, he walked in the hotel, ever'body left, He looked in the glass and he smiled at his self, I'm a ugly li'l shaver on the scout, I'm a terrible li'l somethin hush yo' mouth, I'm a awful li'l creature, I'm a killer diller from the south.
Won't you be my chauffeur? Won't you be my chauffeur? I wants him to drive me I wants him to drive me downtown Yes, he drives so easy I can't turn him down
But I don't want him But I don't want him To be ridin' these girls To be ridin' these girls around So I'm gonna steal me a pistol Shoot my chauffeur down
Well, I must buy him Well, I must buy him A brand new V8 A brand new V8 Ford Then he won't need no passengers I will be his load
Yeah, take it away
Going to let my chauffeur Going to let my chauffeur Drive me around the Drive me around the world Then he can be my little boy Yes, I'll be his girl