Germany was having trouble. What a sad. Sad story. Needed a new leader to restore Its former glory. Where. Oh. Where was he? Where could that man be? We looked around and then we found. The man for you and me. And now it's... Springtime for hitler and germany... Deutschland is happy and....gay!!! we're marching to a faster pace.. Look out. Here comes the master race! Springtime for Hitler and germany. Rhineland's a fine land once more! Springtime for Hitler and germany. Watch out. Europe. We're going on tour! Springtime for Hitler and germany... Look. It's Springtime. Winter for Poland and France. Springtime for Hitler and germany. Springtime! Springtime! Springtime! Springtime! Springtime! Springtime! Springtime! Springtime! Come on. Germans. Go in to your dance! I was born in Dusseldorf und that is why they call me Rolf. Don'tbe stupid. Be a smarty. Come and join the Nazi party! The Fuhrer is coming. The fuhrer is coming. The Fuhrer is coming Heil Hitler! Heil Hitler! Heil Hitler! Springtime for Hitler and germany. Heil Hitler! Heil myself. Heil to me. I'm the kraut Who's out to chance our history! Heil myself. Raise your hand. There's no greater... Dictator in the land! Everything I do. I do for you! Yes! you do! If you're looking for a war/ Here's world war two! Heil myself. Raise your beers! Jawohl! Ev'ry Hotsy-Totsy Nazi standand cheer! Hooray! Ev'ry Hotsy-Totsy Nazi... Heil myself! Ev'ry Hotsy-Totsy Nazi Heil myself! Ev'ry Hotsy-Totsy Nazi Stand and cheer The fuhrer is causing a furor! He's got those russians on the run. You gotta love that wacky Hun! The fuhrer is causing a furor! they can't say "No" to his demands. They're freaking out in foreign lands... He's got the whole world in his hands. The fuhrer is causing a furor! I was just a paper hanger. No one more obscurer. Got a phone call from the reichstag. Told me I was Fuhrer. Germany was blue. What. Oh. What to do? Hitched up my pants And conquered France... Now Deutschland's smiling through! but it wasn't always so easy... It was 1932. Hindenburg was working the Big Room and I...I was playing the lounge. And then I got mt big break. Somebody burned down the Reichstag. And would you believe it? They made me Chancellor. Chancellor! It ain't no myst'ry. If it's poltics or hist'ry The thing you gotta know is. Ev'rything is show biz. Heil myself Watch my show I'm the german ethel merman Dontcha know We are crossing borders The new world order is here Make a great big smile Ev'ryonesieg heil to me Wonderful me! And now it's.. Springtime for Hitler and germany. Springtime! Goose-step's the new step today. Goose-steps! Bombs falling from the skies again Deutschland is on the rise again. Springtime for Hitler and germany. U-boats are sailing once more. Springtime for Hitler and germany. Means that... Soon we'll be going.. We've got to be going... You know we'll be going... You bet we'll be going... You know we'll be going to war!!!
When you got it. Flaunt it Ven you got it. Flaunt it. Step right up and tarut your stuff. People tell you modersty's a wirtue. But in the theater modersty can hurt you. Your goddies you must push. Stick your chest out. Shake your tush. Ven you got it. Shout it out loud. Now Ulla dance. Ven you got it. Show it. Put your hidden treasures on display. Violinist love to play an E-string. But Audiences really love a G-string. Ven you got it. Shout it. Let the whole vorld hear vat you're about. Clothes may make the man. All a girl needs is tan. Ven you got it. Letit hang out! Remember Ulla dance? Ulla dance again! Ven I was yust a little girl in SVEDEN. My thoughtful mother gave mr this advice. If nature blesses you from top to bottom. Show that top to bottom. Don't think twice.. Now Ulla belt! Don't think Twice! Ven you got it. Share it. Let the public feast upon your charms. People say that being prim will stop her. Ven you got it. Give it. Don't be selfish. Give it all a-vay. Don't be shy. Be bold 'N'cute. Show the boy's your birthday suit. Ven you got it. If you got it. Once you got it. Shout out Hooray!!
LEO&ACCOUNTANT : Unhappy unhappy very unhappy unhappy unhappy very very very very very very very very very unhappy
SOLO ACCOUNTANT : Oh, I deb-its all de mor-nin' and I cre-dits all de eve-nin' until dem ledgers be right
ACCOUNTANTS : until them ledgers be right
LEO : I spend my life accounting with figures and such (ACCOUNTANTS : un-hap-py) To what is my life ammounting? It figures not much (ACCOUNTANTS : un-hap-py) I have a secret desire hiding deep in my soul It sets my heart a fire to see me in this role
I wanna be a producer with a hit show on Broadway I wanna be a producer lunch at Sardis everyday I wanna be a producer sport a top hat and a cane. I wanna be a producer and drive those chorus girls in sane.
I wanna be a producer and sleep until half past two I wanna be a producer and say you you you not you I wanna be a producer wear a tux on op-'ning` night I wanna be a producer and see my name, leo bloom in lights
SHOWGIRLS : He wants to be the producer (LEO : Sell it girls!) of a great big Broadway smash! (LEO : Don't for the barcony!) He wants to be a producer ev-'ry pocket stuffed with cash He wants to be a producer pich our cheeks till we cry Ouch! Eek! Oooo! Oh! Ah! Yes!
He wants to be a producer with a great big casting couch
LEO : I wanna be! SHOWGIRLS : He wants to be! LEO : I wanna be! SHOWGIRLS : He wants to be!
LEO : I wanna be the greatest grandest and most fabulous producer in the world!
SHOWGIRLS : He wants to be a producer he's gotta dine with a duchess and a duke
LEO : I just gotta be a producer drink champagne until I puke
SHOWGIRLS : Drink champagne til he pukes!
LEO : I wanna be a producer show the world just what I've got I'm gonna put on shows that will en-thrall_'em Read my name in Win-chell's column I wanna be a producer cause it's every thing I'm not
ACCOUNTANTS : Unhappy unhappy so unhappy very very very very very very very very sad
LEO : I wanna be a producer.
LEO : Hold everything! What I am doing here? Mr.Bialystock was right! There is a lot more to me than there is to me! Stop the world, I wanna get on! Mark : Bloom, where do you think you're going? LEO : Mr. mark, I've got news for you. I quit! Here's my visor. My Dixon Ticonderoga number two pencil. and my big finish!
I'm gonna be a producer sound the horn and beat the drum I'm gonna be a producer Look out Broadway, here I come!
SHOWGIRLS & ACCUONTANTS : Broadway, here he comes!