Matthew Broderick

LEO&ACCOUNTANT :
Unhappy unhappy very unhappy
unhappy unhappy very very very very very very very very very unhappy

SOLO ACCOUNTANT :
Oh, I deb-its all de mor-nin'
and I cre-dits all de eve-nin'
until dem ledgers be right

ACCOUNTANTS :
until them ledgers be right

LEO :
I spend my life accounting
with figures and such (ACCOUNTANTS : un-hap-py)
To what is my life ammounting?
It figures not much (ACCOUNTANTS : un-hap-py)
I have a secret desire
hiding deep in my soul
It sets my heart a fire
to see me in this role

I wanna be a producer
with a hit show on Broadway
I wanna be a producer
lunch at Sardis everyday
I wanna be a producer
sport a top hat and a cane.
I wanna be a producer
and drive those chorus girls in sane.

I wanna be a producer
and sleep until half past two
I wanna be a producer
and say you you you not you
I wanna be a producer
wear a tux on op-'ning` night
I wanna be a producer
and see my name, leo bloom in lights

SHOWGIRLS :
He wants to be the producer (LEO : Sell it girls!)
of a great big Broadway smash! (LEO : Don't for
the barcony!)
He wants to be a producer
ev-'ry pocket stuffed with cash
He wants to be a producer
pich our cheeks till we cry
Ouch! Eek! Oooo! Oh! Ah! Yes!

He wants to be a producer
with a great big casting couch

LEO : I wanna be!
SHOWGIRLS : He wants to be!
LEO : I wanna be!
SHOWGIRLS : He wants to be!

LEO :
I wanna be the greatest grandest and most fabulous producer in the world!

SHOWGIRLS :
He wants to be a producer
he's gotta dine with a duchess and a duke

LEO :
I just gotta be a producer
drink champagne until I puke

SHOWGIRLS :
Drink champagne til he pukes!

LEO :
I wanna be a producer
show the world just what I've got
I'm gonna put on shows that will en-thrall_'em
Read my name in Win-chell's column
I wanna be a producer
cause it's every thing I'm not

ACCOUNTANTS :
Unhappy unhappy so unhappy
very very very very very very very very sad

LEO :
I wanna be a producer.

LEO : Hold everything! What I am doing here? Mr.Bialystock was right!
There is a lot more to me than there is to me!
Stop the world, I wanna get on!
Mark : Bloom, where do you think you're going?
LEO : Mr. mark, I've got news for you. I quit!
Here's my visor. My Dixon Ticonderoga number
two pencil. and my big finish!

I'm gonna be a producer
sound the horn and beat the drum
I'm gonna be a producer
Look out Broadway, here I come!

SHOWGIRLS & ACCUONTANTS :
Broadway, here he comes!

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When you got it. Flaunt it Ven you got it. Flaunt it. Step right up and tarut your stuff. People tell you modersty's a wirtue. But in the theater modersty can hurt you. Your goddies you must push. Stick your chest out. Shake your tush. Ven you got it. Shout it out loud. Now Ulla dance. Ven you got it. Show it. Put your hidden treasures on display. Violinist love to play an E-string. But Audiences really love a G-string. Ven you got it. Shout it. Let the whole vorld hear vat you're about. Clothes may make the man. All a girl needs is tan. Ven you got it. Letit hang out! Remember Ulla dance? Ulla dance again! Ven I was yust a little girl in SVEDEN. My thoughtful mother gave mr this advice. If nature blesses you from top to bottom. Show that top to bottom. Don't think twice.. Now Ulla belt! Don't think Twice! Ven you got it. Share it. Let the public feast upon your charms. People say that being prim will stop her. Ven you got it. Give it. Don't be selfish. Give it all a-vay. Don't be shy. Be bold 'N'cute. Show the boy's your birthday suit. Ven you got it. If you got it. Once you got it. Shout out Hooray!!