The Teenagers

Last week, I flew to San Diego to see my auntie
On day one, I met her hot step-daughter
She's a cheerleader, she's a virgin, and she's really tan
As she stepped out of her massive car
I could only notice she was more than fuckable
I think she was coming back from the game or something
'Cause she was holding those silly pom-poms
On day two, I fucked her, and it was wild
She's such a slut

I fucked my American cunt
(I loved my English romance)
I fucked my American cunt
(I loved my English romance)
It was dirty, a dream came true
Just like I like it, she's got nice tits
(It was perfect, a dream came true)
(Just like a song by Blink 182)

(Okay, listen girls
I met the hottest guy ever
Basically, as I was stepping out of my SUV
I came face to face with my step-cousin or whatever, who cares?
Anyway, he was wearing skinny jeans, had funky hair
And the cutest British accent ever
Straight away, I could tell he was a rocker
From his sexy attitutde and the way he looked at me
Mmm, he is totally awesome
Oh my god
I think I'm in love)

I fucked my American cunt
(I loved my English romance)
I fucked my American cunt
(I loved my English romance)
It was dirty, a dream came true
Just like I like it, she's got nice tits
(It was perfect, a dream came true)
(Just like a song by Blink 182)

It was so nice to meet you
(The pleasure was mine, I do like you)
(Come to Cancun for spring break)
I'll think about it, it could be great
(And don't forget to send me a friend request)
As if

You're always like, why do you have to see your friends so often
Are they more important than me?
You spend so much time on your computer
But you shouldn't, 'cause your eyes are getting red
Or maybe it's the ... whatever
Are you really going to eat that pepperoni pizza, it looks so greasy
And your bathroom, it's worse than disgusting

I'm not in love
I'm not in love, with you
I'm not in love
I'm not in love, with you
But it's okay to stay with you
I'm not in love, oh, oh
But it's okay to stay with you
I'm not in love, oh, oh

Also, you have to stop seeing your ex
'Cause, basically, she's your ex, right?
You party too much, no wonder you're always tired
What about that movie Showgirls?
I can't believe you're watching it again
You've already seen it like fifteen times
Please come for dinner with me and Jen
It will be great, 'cause we're so funny
And, for god's sake, stop smoking all the time

You know what?
This morning I woke up
And I saw your angry face
And now I'm just wondering
Are you in love?

Are you in love?
Are you in love?
Are you in love, are you in love?
Are you in love?
Are you in love?
Are you in love, are you in love?

I'm not in love
I'm not in love, with you
I'm not in love
I'm not in love, with you
But it's okay to stay with you
I'm not in love, oh, oh
But it's okay to stay with you
I'm not in love, oh, oh

I'm not in love
I'm not in love, with you
I'm not in love
I'm not in love, with you
But it's okay to stay with you
I'm not in love, oh, oh
But it's okay to stay with you
I'm not in love, oh, oh

I know it's going to last all night
It's the only way to do it
No other choice to make it happen
Make it happen, make it happen

Might seem easy at first sight
But you're wrong, it's not like that
And if you're pleased we make it happen
Make it happen

We know we're gonna make it
You know you're gonna like it
We know it's the new hit
We know we're gonna make it
You know you're gonna like it for sure
You're gonna love it

All life is only an inspiration
And memories are for construction
Am I be talking about you or something else?
We have no clue
It doesn't matter if we tell lies
We'll look at you straight in the eyes

We know we're gonna make it
You know you're gonna like it
We know it's the new hit
We know we're gonna make it
You know you're gonna like it for sure
You're gonna love it

We know we're gonna make it
You know you're gonna like it
We know it's the new hit
We know we're gonna make it
You know you're gonna like it for sure
You're gonna love it

We know we're gonna make it
You know you're gonna like it
We know it's the new hit
We know we're gonna make it
You know you're gonna like it for sure
You're gonna love it

We know we're gonna make it
You know you're gonna like it
We know it's the new hit
We know we're gonna make it
You know you're gonna like it for sure
You're gonna love it

I know it's going to last all night
It's the only way to do it
No other choice to make it happen
Make it happen, make it happen

Might seem easy at first sight
But you're wrong, it's not like that
And if you're pleased we make it happen
Make it happen

We know we're gonna make it
You know you're gonna like it
We know it's the new hit
We know we're gonna make it
You know you're gonna like it for sure
You're gonna love it

All life is only an inspiration
And memories are for construction
Am I be talking about you or something else?
We have no clue
It doesn't matter if we tell lies
We'll look at you straight in the eyes

We know we're gonna make it
You know you're gonna like it
We know it's the new hit
We know we're gonna make it
You know you're gonna like it for sure
You're gonna love it

We know we're gonna make it
You know you're gonna like it
We know it's the new hit
We know we're gonna make it
You know you're gonna like it for sure
You're gonna love it

We know we're gonna make it
You know you're gonna like it
We know it's the new hit
We know we're gonna make it
You know you're gonna like it for sure
You're gonna love it

We know we're gonna make it
You know you're gonna like it
We know it's the new hit
We know we're gonna make it
You know you're gonna like it for sure
You're gonna love it