Soldier and Devil Sitting in a Tree S-C-H-E-M-I-N-G Devil got a pitchfork Soldier got a gun Home alone always means a lot of fun
Ready, steady jump Land with the thump Noise coming from the shed Like bang, bang on a drum Head for the shed, Shit's getting weird Soldier open door Little arab kid with a beard "shut up" says soldier, "go sit in the corner. That's it, no more blood and water"
Devil grabs the petrol, Heads off to the kitchen "fuck" says soldier, "you better quit your bitchin'" Little bearded arab boy is in the corner twitchin' Plus a little arab girl in a black ninja robe Soldier grabs a bit of rope, Ties it round their necks Then puts bags over their heads And leads 'em out the shed
(HOOK) Chinaman pointing There's a hellcat floating In my livingroom Giving me the heebie-jeebies Jet to the cupboard quick Fetch me a broomstick Hit 'em in the tummy-tum Die scum Why front?
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Little devil Strapped with the bible Lights some candles And kicks a backwards recital (woo!) Little forehead spinning, Sniffing fumes Pentagram flares up In the livingroom With a "woof" Devil's heart going "doof, doof doof" Big black form appears with a poof Devil gets a fright like "holy guacamole" Through the kitchen out the backdoor To run and tell his homie
Things are still heating up at the back of the shed Arab kids on their knees with their hands on their head Devil having trouble speaking, taps soldier on the back "Ah! jesus, don't do that, I'll have a heart attack!"
"There's a really big fucking hellcat floating in the living room!"
Early in the morning wake up take a sucker out Swift no doubt if his breath smells like ka-ka Sing for my supper, whose that knocking at my door Oh it's Mr. Wolf, I'm sorry not today thanks
My tummy growls louder than any predator I'm very raw Take any human out like skeletor Glow in the dark skull underneath my hoodie Undercover goodie dangerous with the voodoo boogie
No sperm oozing master of reality Clairvoyant metamorphing bloody pussy eater Bodies stick together coils spinning in the shiver "Waddy tudor jones is baie lief vir sy lewe" Stop looking at me funny, look at yourself You look stupid, cos you look everyone else I'm so-so fresh, like the longlife soya milk up on shelf Indestructible pop terrorist
Super evil, I am your enemy Super evil, I am your enemy
Beautiful, pop composition unremovable Attached to your face laying eggs in your mouth Show you stuff maybe you don't wanna see Nod your head to the lobotomy Brain boil, tumble and toil cookie crumble Creep walk knuckle drag dirt rough rumble Tremendous terror tremor voodoo boogie boogie shake
Slang sling, funky with the boom bam bring DJ fuck(er) swift with the kif Eh eh eh I can dance I'm like fun fun fun don't give up a run Nobody knows where we're coming from Minds open like automatic doors Fuck speaking to you, I'll make the jump and speak thru you Totally rad spitting nails, cos I'm made from slugs and snails and puppydog tails
Super evil, I am your enemy Super evil, I am your enemy
I come thru like, eh eh eh a creepycrawlie Hold your breaths, deep in the still scoping out your legs Rappers wanna battle like a poo in a bath I'll fuckin' give you lift home after the show
"Mediocrity will be the death of me"
Now I'm back on the track like a cat Night stalking, skywalking roof to roof jumper Pump up my moenikie when I pump up the bass Whack mc's get punched in the face Part of me's on but I'm as hard as they come Made in japan plus I rock a ray gan Make everyone move they're bum to the drum Don't test, cos I'm known to get dumb
Super evil, I am your enemy Super evil, I am your enemy
Girls and boys get ready, get set Voodoo Boogie-Woogie Body-snatcher come smash a dead-head Boom! Bam! Ooh!
I'm high hanging from my helicopter with a super hard-on Voodoo-priests guard the fortress, I hate that stupid morons Undead, cobweb covered, trippy song singing, funny dance swinging Weirdos... Getting dumb to the drum
Trying to throw me with stones, in the air-twist Bare-fist, extra white knuckles, no armour, no nothing Cool stuff-sayer, icycle-spit, tff-tff-tff-tff...tsss!
Burning desire you trapped in walls of fire
Looking up at me with an open mouth...this is terrible The heat's unbearable...I'm getting harder...Uh! Frozen Saliva tame flame, lame brains keep vipping shh-shh-shh-shh-shh-shh-shh-shh...heart beat skipping jasis...ok,keep cool...super fluid Dragon-fly-style mid-air manouvres, I can do this! Keep your chin up princess...Goodness this is intense Dead-heads babbling on, frowning at me like a klingon
Aargh kak! Very scary Screaming demon tree host ceremony Aargh kak! Stand-up pump up your panga Who the fuck that from helicopter hang huh? Aargh kak! Children Kill him Bliksim...poes...mmm...fuck it!
Aargh kak! Vrot-smelly, pot belly Klop cherrie met die knob-kerrie Aargh kak! Hunchback bouncing on a matress Three little petrified skulls on fore-head sing
Aargh kak! Red-robe Horn-head Bloody bulging eye guy with the slit pupils
Aargh kak! Why the fuck he still here? Kill stupid, skinny naked white guy
Aargh kak! Big demon beast come now now Aaaahhh...Everybody bow down!
Jeez! Really need to place my penis in her mouth This is not as easy as it looks, that fire's hot! But only a juice boost from my incredible edible genitals protein Will give her the power to escape these terrible savages Wait...Woah! Flame low...Ok go! Drop-stop...Ho! Pump...Throat thump Quick bust, big gush...uuh!!!
...mission complete (bleep!)
Return to head quarters and go to sleep... Princess gasp, eyes roll back, spine-flex Voodoo Boogie-woogie-shimmy-shimmy-shake Boom-bam! Leap over flame bright red Boing-boing!!! Bounce on dead heads like bed
Demon Beast 666 out alter come Hey! where virgin sacrefice huh? You will pay...aaargh...Demon Beast talk! Don't run away! Hell-rays zap from eyes of pet devil cat
