Yo wake up it's the D crew up in here with the Black Spooks And we bout to drop it on y'all...y'all best get a clue
Fool get a clue, get a clue, get a clue.
Now everybody wanna tell everybody who to be with Really doesn't matter to me long as I miss that H-I-V shit And AIDS ain't the end of the world girls and us do kinky stuff And theres way to muff without the fluids touchin Never hide the truth if my body and hair is sacred Then why we can't be naked in public It's totally natural like sex is but this is A law that had to be made by men with itty bitty penises The streets of this world they are my playground I explore them Meet somebody I don't like and I ignore them I don't destroy them They way that you know who be he want me to hate like he hate But I got too much m poopoo doo with me
Chorus:
Fool get a clue it's a new game Can't be trippin on you I go my own way Players gonna play with who they wanna play with People gonna always lay with who they wanna lay with
Well it's the B-L-A-C-K to the S-P double O-K It don't matter what another man say I'm gone still do it all my way Cause I'm slick like C-Bo's quick I don't wanna be down with yo gross click I just wanna snap photo flicks With a freaky little trick puffin dodo sticks I can live foul as dirt road hicks I can make three plus two make six Cut with verbal scrapes and nicks I'm as ill as chicks with dicks Scuff my kicks I'm bustin licks Openin somebody up like Vicks Purchase ism by the bricks Plus I brick city hoes I picks All in yo mix as I ease betwixt Like sitcom vix be greasin dicks I be skeezin chicks when the season switch I be makin tricks itch like fleas and ticks I swoop low and prey on tricks Large I've got my own prefix I'll stop twitchin wheres my fixer I gonna break shit up like Twix
Chorus
Fool get a clue it's a new game Can't be trippin on you I go my own way Players gonna play with who they wanna play with People gonna always lay with who they wanna lay with
You want me to want what you want (I go my own way) You want me to be like you be (I go my own way) You want me to trip like you be trippin (I go my own way) Gotta go my own way (I go my own way)
Maybe it ain't your flava but I'm gettin wit it Maybe you wouldn't be seen wit it yo but I'm splittin wit it Maybe it ain't your style or your shape but I'm hittin it You want me to hate what you hate But quit it forget it Cause I ain't wit it
This country tis of thee Taught me how to bring the groceries Now I'm crazy just like I'm supposed to be Smokin mothafuckas my mentality Sex, money, and drugs mean the most to me Murderin mothafuckas ain't a thang to me And I'ma keep slanging G
Hold on young blood hold on You gotta keep holdin on You gotta keep on fightin
The Humpty Dance lyrics Verse One: Humpty Hump (Shock G)
A'ight, stop whatcha doin' 'Cause I'm about to ruin The image and the style that ya used to. I look funny, But yo, I'm makin' money, see So yo world I hope you're ready for me. Now gather 'round I'm the new fool in town And my sound's laid down by the Underground. I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf So just let me introduce myself My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty. Yo ladies, oh how I like to funk thee. And all the rappers in the top ten, please allow me to bump thee. I'm steppin' tall, y'all, And just like Humpty Dumpty You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me. I like to rhyme,I like my beats funky, I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy. I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack But sometimes I get ridiculous I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice Hey yo fat girl, c'mere - are ya ticklish? Yeah, I called ya fat. Look at me, I'm skinny It never stopped me from gettin' busy I'm a freak I like the girls with the boom I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom I'm crazy. Allow me to amaze thee. They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me. I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants And I even got my own dance
{Chorus:} The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Verse Two:
People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'" That's all right 'cause I get things cookin' Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me But ya can't get near me I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, B, All the girls they adore me Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere 'Cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear. My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge, Both how I'm livin' and my nose is large I get stupid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid, I use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it, I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits Also told ya that I like to bite Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write. All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance And now I'm gonna do my dance.
{Chorus}
Breakdown:
Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here Oh, yeah! Now that I told ya a little bit about myself Let me tell ya a little bit about this dance It's real easy to do - check it out
Verse Three:
First I limp to the side like my leg was broken Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin' Crazy wack funky People say "Ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty!" That's all right 'cause my body's in motion It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion Anyone can play this game This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name No two people will do it the same Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain Humpin', funkin', jumpin', Jig around, shakin' ya rump, And when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump Tell him "Step off, I'm doin' the Hump!"
{Chorus}
Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin' the hump Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Let's get stupid!
{Chorus}
Oh, yeah, come on and break it down
Outro:
Once again, the Underground is in the house I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world, Keep on doin' the Humpty Dance, And to the ladies, Peace and humptiness forever
[Intro: Humpty Hump (Del)] This is a federal food fight (You better know it!) That means we're callin out all you kooks and crooks (What?! We're about to rip this shit) Oh, me? My name is Humpty Hump (There's a party in here, baby) I'm the original big-nosed rapper, baby (You better get down with this, baby) We're about to sling hot food all over this piece (Just nothing but a food fight!) Here we go, back in the house for the 9-whatever (Foood fiiiiiggghht) With the bacon and egg sandwich
[Humpty Hump] You ain't bringing groceries, g Your groove is getting rude over records But can you sling the food like this?! You better bite this If you wanna make the people move like this Chez wa, Allah, cheese burger Flame broil base, my pickle make ya wiggle You're busted, my mustard will wax your whole plate By itself, not including all my funky condiments Nod your head to this and DUCK DOWN As I commence to lock and load a fresh cantaloupe Yo, I'm illin! I'm slingin melons Like the felons are slangin dope sacks So max but I wouldn't stand so close up in the light Either bring it or hide Cause it's about to be a food fight!
[Chorus] (You need something for the food fight!) We hit you in the neck with a cheeseburger (Gotta bring food to the food fight!) Yeah, bruh, we hit you in the neck with a cheeseburger!
[Del] It's classic Slapping brothers with some lettuce from jurasstic I counteract it with the Shock with ham hocks >From brothers who might Tupac Fifty-seven black [????] and lots of flows Fat like hippopotamoes, still caught em though In the face with excrements, peep my testaments I bring the seasoning paprika Eureka for the weaker, and smoke the reefer Dribble up the funk in the beaker And, yes, about to say ‘speaker' It leaks in your ears and years ahead I went to Japan and they was throwing pork balls But I'm calling protocol, stooop!
[Chorus] (You need something for the food fight) We banked you in the neck with the cheeseburger (Gotta bring something for the food fight) Yes, we're slugging the chicken nugget to your grill (You need something for the food fight) Get ready, we're coming fetti with the groceries (Gotta bring food to the food fight!) Someone shoulda told ya, it ain't over till it's over
[Humpty] Now if I am what I eat I hope I ain't a big couchie Gotta substitute the ‘ouch' for the ‘ooch'! If so, I hate to see my man Donnie O, he'd be a butthell Substitute the ‘ell' for the ‘ole' Actually, factually hella fools I know would be toe up If you was what you ate, no fakin My man Nate would be a plate of bacon My brother Shock popcorn, and my cat would be a rat My girlfriend would be some super sperm and things My rich nigga Pac would be a lobster with hot wings It's quite simple, if true that my temple is wrecked I'd be some mushrooms and cognac I'd be a pinto bean gravy smothered neck bone Scrilla taker, vanilla wafer, baker, filler So come on with your food slingin cause I'm ready Bring it SHUT UP! Nigga, sing it
[Krazy Horse/Shock G] (In the future) It's gonna be a rhythm divine A paradise peace of mind vibe for every kind Text to the sexless, dollars to the needy Power to the people but DEATH to the greedy (In the future) There's gonna be a new drug To keep the people sleep deep on the streets Strung up! It keeps you lifted longer We be faxing freaks through that Internet Hold on, I think I got 2 new females in my e-mail
[Shock G] They told me unity was not at home But they lied I seen them with my TV screen phone
[Mac-Mone] (In the future) I tap through the web online Find time to program a freak the way I program the beats Tweak the eats, ni son chi Now ladies speak your speech Hella sweet but kinda salty your balls (In the future) Uhhh, now that's what I'm talkin bout Got me this hard, dry swollen, out of control Bow to the audience Collect your chips and switch your clips And leave the scene with the green We give them future rhythm
[??] Moses knows this so he flows Prophesy for the future They're making microchips for your toes
[Humpty Hump] And the Nose knows those that goes Against the flow of Mother Nature You're breaking up the show
[Shock G] Louie Louie, yes we received your fax It said to have each others' backs
[Krazy Horse/Shock G] (In the future) No imitation Gs flexing tecs in the hood Bravery turned sweetery, 150 turns on their streetery Warriors who blast passed what they can't do It's how we're hitting em in the future rhythm (In the future) We'll still be getting lifted The gifted will rise, no lies from the higher-ups Power shifted, wine and [????] ain't gon be the pride Of brown town, less stress and desperation in our eyes
Hit em with the rhythm of the future Baby, let me play with you (x4)
Mammy, zammy, damn there's nothin to me but when they rock us in the streets we say "Ooo-we" you see the freak in the beat, she do me I hit that mitty-bitty wit the sticky ooo-we gooy I got more funk in my left in my left pinky toe I got more soul in my style then they will ever know I got more rhythm than I'll ever need to show we got them groceries bro yo Luniz let go.
Verse 2 *(Numskull)*
I got the flow so let the Luni man take over get deep into my hold if ya lost, then picture gold I heard styles that others stole but it's no original flow like the Luniz an the man wit the nose.
Verse 3 *(Yukmouth)*
Notice my flows kick like a loaded Mac-11 ghetto heavy, could climb wit mo "Good Times" than James Devin glock wars meanin you critize Tupac for homies in the hood, we strap Rugers an "We Got More".
Chorus *(Shock G)*
Didn't ya know our brothas got more so check the new flow cuz here we go-e-o-we-oh. Look how we throw a lil sumpthin to roll to hold you, from the O-we-O-we-O.
Verse 4 *(Shock G)*
I got that Voodoo runnin through my veins quit surpressed yes crazy no not insane I smoothie through the menu then I make my order I got that dominate gene so if ya 'noid hide yo daughter the love ya givin is based on what I do for you for the right amount of money you probably let me ??? you I like to glide up in it, but I got my pride ain't no whore don't second guess yo man cuz he got more.
*(Chorus)*
Verse 5 *(Yukmouth)*
Studio gangstas wanna battle, well let's battle I blasted they plastic ass get put under ground wit the fragments.
Verse 6 *(Numskull)*
Snaggle tooth rhymers wit no flavor save a gang a neighbors then move away so they won't be called haters.
Verse 7 *(Yukmouth)*
Captain Save-A-Hoe up-up an away ya go the "O" is too unfadeable.
Verse 8 *(Numskull)*
But don't trip get a grip make ya own skit be sure before you slide through the door cuz "We Got More".
Chorus *(Shock G)* 2x
Didn't ya know our brothas got more so check the new flow cuz here we go-e-o-we-oh. Look how we throw a lil sumpthin to roll to bump hoes to from the O-we-O-we-O.
[Shock G] Got that bang, mayne Mmm-hmm Twenties, thirties what you need? See, this is full spectrum Undiluted heavyweight bang Yeah, we moving weight And you can reach me on the internet Come get what you need
[Krazy Horse/Shock G] Not just a nickel bag full, mayne Give me the fat, jumbo thirty bag of bang Watch what you slang Cause if it sound the same I'll keep looking Ain't putting fake music in my veins (no, no, no) Not just a nickel bag full Or a dime bag of bull cause I need my tummy full Pop daddy brought a fatty, slinging that banging But underground mommy bought me hella bump Hella bump
[Shock G] Flow on, baby, so I can get my bump on If we got any real bump junkies in the house Like myself >From now on no more nickels and dimes, baby Rolling or the folding kind Now's the time to grind my way And bump with conviction
[Krazy Horse/Shock G] A thirty bag of bang, baby Look at the way we bumping Take a swig of this here swing And recognize who pumping junk Who pumping stuff, who give you the Holy Ghosties Who rocks the spot To bring the groceries with the most ease Not just a nickel bag full I need a twenty so my tummy gets full Not just a nickel bag full You gotta give me hella bump, hella bump
[Shock G] I'm picky about my flowing Not too slow and not too fast You gotta be banging Want to feel like you like some ass Cop it somewhere else if you're bumping cut You're giving away the ???? But still you're stingy with the bump Fronting on the funk we love Heavy bass thriller The humping, trunk-dwelling, hella-bumping party killer While we singing knock me down Lift me up, tell me something good And give me hella bump
[Digital Underground x2] Yeah, we roll with the flow It's all we know The D slanging hella bump
All right! Stop whatcha doin' 'cause I'm about to ruin the image and the style that ya used to. I look funny but yo I'm makin' money see so yo world I hope you're ready for me. Now gather round I'm the new fool in town and my sound's laid down by the Underground. I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf so just let me introduce myself My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty. Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee. And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee. I'm steppin' tall, y'all, and just like Humpty Dumpty you're gonna fall when the stereos pump me. I like to rhyme, I like my beats funky, I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy. I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack but sometimes I get ridiculous I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice hey yo fat girl, c'mere--are ya ticklish? Yeah, I called ya fat. Look at me, I'm skinny It never stopped me from gettin' busy I'm a freak I like the girls with the boom I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom I'm crazy. Allow me to amaze thee. They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me. I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants and I even got my own dance
{Chorus:} The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump Verse Two: People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'" that's all right 'cause I get things cookin' Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me but ya can't get near me I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, B, all the girls they adore me Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere 'cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear. My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge, both how I'm livin' and my nose is large I get stoopid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid, I use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it, I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits Also told ya that I like to bite Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write. All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance and now I'm gonna do my dance.
{Chorus} Breakdown: Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here Oh, yeah! Now that I told ya a little bit about myself let me tell ya a little bit about this dance It's real easy to do--check it out Verse Three: First I limp to the side like my leg was broken Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin' Crazy wack funky People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty That's all right 'cause my body's in motion It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion Anyone can play this game This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name No two people will do it the same Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain Humpin', funkin', jumpin', jig around, shakin' ya rump, and when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump tell him step off, I'm doin' the Hump.
{Chorus} Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin' the hump Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump Let's get stoopid!
{Chorus} Oh, yeah, come on and break it down Outro: Once again, the Underground is in the house I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world, keep on doin' the Humpty Dance, and to the ladies, peace and humptiness forever
[Featuring 2Pac] Chorus: repeat 2X All around the world,same song All all around the world same song [Shock G] I came for the party to get naughty, get my rocks on eat popcorn,watch you move your body to the pop song that I'm singing, dinga-linging, funky beats ringing everybody's swinging in the place as I kick the J and easy is my style R&B mixing it with the hip hop swing beat Champagne in my hand, it wont be long till I'm gone It's just the same old song [Humpty Hump] It's just a freestyle, meanwhile, we keep the beat kickin sweat drippin, girlies in the limo eatin chicken oops don't get the grease on your pantyhose I love ya Rover, move over, I gotta blow my nose Sneezin, but still I'm pleasin to all the slimmies Pull out my jimmie, time to get busy wit a Jenny if it's good and plenty, dont you know there I go, there I go, there I go But I dont go nowhere without my jim hat If I'm rappin, cause she's clappin then I'm strappin cause I'm smarter than that then girlie maybe we can get along Cutie after cutie, it's just the same old song Chorus: repeat 3X [Money B] Money B, the freaky deaky, the sqeaky meaky up and down as a matter of fact ill be right back i gotta take a leak So I'm drainin entertainin, but I got fame and the bases I touch to much for me tryin to be namin Aiyyo, you saw me on cable and gip I busted in and I was goin legit Clark Gable back in Pakland its the same old song sport these shorties, same freckles and hat drinkin the same 40's [Humpty Hump] hypothetical, political, lyrical, miracle whip just like butter, my ryhmes are legit Cause I'm the humpty. not humpty dumpty, but humpty hump here a hump, there a hump, everywhere a hump [Shock G] ah shut up and just listen not dissin dont get me wrong but to me its just the same old song so just watch, my name is shock, and i like to rock and you cant stop this 2Pac go ahead and rock this [2Pac] Now I clown around when I hang around with the Underground Girls use to frown, say I'm down, when I come around gas me and when they pass me they use to diss me harrass me, but now they ask me if they can kiss me Get some fame, people change, wanna live they life high same song, can't go wrong, if I play the nice guy (clamin that they must have changed,just because we came strong) I remain, still the same (why Tu'?) cause it's the same song Chorus: repeat 3X
[Chorus x4] Dodio-doe, there'll be no nose job Said dodio-doe, no nose job (smarter than that)
[Baby DHumpty-Hump] People say, yo Humpty now that your records is sellin Ain't it about time for you to be bailin out Of the race and community you come from Yo, your face has gotta change, Hump! Ice Cube says you're making more than Donald Trump So yo, go on and get your nose fixed, Hump
Dr: Sit down HH: Wait a minute, uh-uh Dr: Get in the chair
[Humpty-Hump] Listen, now the black girl wants to get her lip tucked She says Doc, I want my slim hips so I'm a slim figure The white girl says my hips are not big enough And yo, Doc, inject the collagen and make my lips bigger All of these so-called celebrities Sellin millions of records and claimin no responsibilities A young girl sees you on a TV show
She's only six, says "Mama, I don't like my nose!" Why'd you have to go and mess up the child's head So you can get another gold waterbed?! You fakehaircontactwearinliposuction carnival exhibit Listen to my rhyme, you need to hear it
[Chorus]
[Humpty-Hump] Uh, and you don't stop, check it I smell the message from the TV Does my Humpty nose deceive me? Smells like the blacker the wacker Polly wants to be a cracker, if you let her But see for me, the bigger the nose the better They say the lighter the righter Oh yeah?! Well, that's tough Sometimes I feel I'm not black enough I'm high yellow, my nose is brown to perfection And if I was to change it'd be further in that direction So catch me on the beach, I'll be gettin a tan Make sure there's no mis
Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh
Now as the record spins around, you recognize this sound Well, it's the Underground, You know that we're down with wutchyalike Yeah, with wutchyalike, yeah And though we're usually on the serious tip, check it out Tonight we're gonna flip and trip and let it all hang out tonight We're gonna say what we like
'Cause, yo, yo, we wanna know how many people in the flow Would like to just let yourselves go and doowutchyalike Yeah, well tonight's your night Just eat food, try not to be crude or rude Kill the attitude, chill the serious mood And doowutchyalike Yeah, and doowutchyalike, everybody doowutchyalike
Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh Yeah, doowutchyalike Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh Just doowutchyalike Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh Yo, go whereyalike Ooh, I see, I see, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh
I mean rich, poor, high, low, or upper-middle class Let's all get together and have a few laughs And do what we like Yeah, and do what we like, yeah And since you came here you gotta show and prove And do that dance, until it don't move Doowutchyalike Sometimes I bite
Now if you're hungry, get yourself something to eat And if you're dirty, then go take a bath Messed up the line? Nope, sometimes I don't rhyme Help yourself to a cracker, with a spread of cheddar cheese Have a neck bone, you don't have to say please Eat wutch ya like, yo, smell how ya like Everybody doowutchyalike
Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh Doowutchyalike Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh Yo, doowutchyalike, you know what I'm sayin'? Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh (Whatever you like to do, talk how ya like) Ooh, I see, I see, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh
Just act a fool, it's okay if you drool 'Cause everybody's gonna strip, and jump in the pool And do what we like, yeah, and do what we like Homegirls, for once, forget you got class See a guy you like, just grab 'em in the biscuits And doowutchyalike
Now, red, white, black, tan, yellow, or brown It really doesn't matter, we can all get down And do what we like, yeah, and do what we like From a pink-skinned yankee, to a blue black southerner Ditch digger or a governor Just doowutchyalike Look how ya like
Now don't you know we're gettin' busy, it can't be corrected [Incomprehensible] had to be deaf I say what I like Like I said, sometimes we bite Even though you don't think it's right, yo, I like to bite Just havin' fun y'all, and if you think that it's wrong You got to admit, it's a new type of song Doowutchyalike
Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh Yeah, doowutchyalike Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh Yo, go where ya like Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh Yo, do who ya like Ooh, I see, I see, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh Alright, here we go, y'all, doowutchyalike
Talk how ya like Drink wutch ya like Grab who ya like Feel wutch ya like Eat wutch ya like Scratch where ya like Itch if ya like Daddy, can I go outside? Huh, go where ya like, kid
A brief announcement to all radio DJ's If this record is currently being played at your station We will provide the following time for you To announce your station identification We'd also like to add that we've now reached The three-and-a-half minute mark of this song Radio stations may begin your fade here For those that would like help, we will start your fade for you
Now if this record is being played at a club, disco Lounge, house, basement, or block party Car stereo, stoop, or at any other social gathering We will now allow the beat to continue And proceed to give you more of what you like This message has been brought to you by the makers of The Way We Swing, and the Underground Talkhowyalike Posse
I feel like a nice big bowl of cereal, icy cold milk Daddy, can I eat some ice cream? Look, I told you kid, eat wutch ya like, okay?
Now the beat goes on 'til the break of dawn And just peep this, y'all, 'cause we're singin' a song And doowutchyalike, yeah doowutchyalike And since you came here you gotta show and prove And do that dance, until it don't move, and doowutchyalike Like I said, sometimes we bite, now we're all gettin' stupid And actin' a fool, anything that ya really wanna do is cool So, Goldfingers, cut wutch ya like
Now if you're hungry, get yourself something to eat And if you're dirty, then go take a bath And doowutchyalike Stetsasonics, adjust for the hip hop fans And since we're not your average everyday rap band Yo, Piano Man, play how ya like
Just act a fool, it's okay if you drool Everybody's gonna strip, and jump in the pool An' what, wait a minute, wait a minute Don't take your clothes off yet, not yet Wait 'til we get home Now if you wear corrective shoes and you got big bunions Toenails smell and look like onions, don't doowutchyalike Go see a foot doctor tonight Everybody doowutchyalike
Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh Yeah, doowutchyalike Ooh, ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh Just doowutchyalike Ooh, ooh, I see, I see, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh Everybody doowutchyalike Ooh, ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh
Straight hair, curled, casual and glamor A shy girl, or loud like a bama From Connecticut, or from Louisiana Bad table etiquette, too much chatter Very well spoken, or real bad grammar I minority token, a brother in the slammer
A free civilian with a house in Santa Ana If ya got a million, and live in Atlanta If you got a weak bladder, or can't climb a ladder What we're sayin' is, it really doesn't matter I need a word that sounds like 'atta' Slipped on a peel of banana, doowutchyalike
Yeah, cool, gettin' stupid Once again you got the sound of the Underground Baby Dope is in the house Boy, yea, are we puttin' things in check, Baby D? Too stupid check I'm wit' it, yea, yo Dave Let's show 'em some old school
It makes no sense just standin' around Come on everybody, let's all hang out Yeah, and doowutwelike From a lime to a lemon, a lemon to a lime Come on, young ladies, let's have good times And doowutwelike
Now, I can sing, I can dance, I'm the king of romance Are you sweet young ladies gonna give me a chance To doowutchyalike? And get that thing packed tonight Vanessa Williams, ooh, you're so divine Just wanted to put your name in my rhyme And doowutchyalike Yeah, everybody doowutchyalike
I see, I see, I see guys and girls dancin' I see, I see, I see, I see guys and girls dancin' I see, I see, I see, I see, I see guys and girls dancin' I see, I see, I see, I see guys and girls dancin'
Shimmy shimmy cocoa-pop Shimmy shimmy cocoa-pop Shimmy shimmy cocoa-pop Shimmy shimmy cocoa-pop We-we chocolate cross-over Yea, we chocolate cross-over See me cocoa might go pop I'm cocoa and I might go pop Now it's about time that I cleared this so pardon me miss but I'd like for you to hear this If you kiss me then I'll kiss you back You see, I feel real good inside, and it's just from your nearness there's no need for you to fear this Kiss me, I'll kiss you back mmmm- Well ya look kinda cute to me I think we can achieve this plus you act like you need this Kiss me and I'll kiss you back You act real fly Money-B's not buyin' it quit denyin' it you're better off tryin' it Freak me girl and I'll freak you back (duh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuuuuh) Through any kinda weather will me and you forever stay together Well I just don't know but I'll tell ya what though If you kiss me then I'll kiss you back (kiss you back) And I guess you wanna know if I'm gonna be around I ain't sure but I'll tell you what I do know If you kiss me then I'll kiss you back (kiss you back) Awright, lets do this If you kiss me then I'll kiss you back Yea, Kiss me and I'll kiss you back If you kiss me then I'll kiss you back You with it? 'cause if you with it, I'm with it, yo If you kiss me then I'll kiss you back Yea, mmm- Just kiss me then I'll kiss you back I'll kiss you back, I'll kiss you back Now I'm hopin' that you hear me 'cause I love it when you're near me and I'm tellin' you sincerely that if you kiss me girl I'll kiss you back 'cause I really really really like you and I just want to make it clear we're gonna keep it fair and square kiss me and I'll kiss you back Yo it's not funny! real cute is what you say to me but any other way you play me If you love me then I'll love you back When you say I get the most out of this it kind of bothers me a fair exchange and no robbery Love me girl and I'll love you back Now I'm hopin that you hear me cause I love it when you're near me And I know you know I knew this so I guess that we can do this Awright, sing it with me again, c'mon If you kiss me then I'll kiss you back Come on, keep it going If you kiss me then I'll kiss you back Yeah, ladies? If you love me boy I'll love you back Oh yeah? Yo I'm with it! If you kiss me then I'll kiss you back Awright, awright that's cool, now let's change it up a little If you play with my tummy I'll tickle your feet You know? If you touch me here I'll touch you there Yeah, put lotion on me If you kiss me then I'll kiss you back I'll kiss you back If you love me girl I'll love you back I'll love you back We know what you go though sometimes we put you down People treat you coldly they know you sleep around We never want to disrespect you And tell anyone in town But if you love me then I'll love you back I'm askin' if you're down I'm hopin' that you hear me 'cause I love it when you're near me If you kiss me then I'll kiss you back I'll kiss you back You know I know you knew this so I guess that we could do this If you kiss me then I'll kiss you back You know what I'm sayin'? I mean if it's a deal to you it's a deal to me, but yo Kiss me then I'll kiss you back Yo let's kick it one more time, come on kick it If you kiss me then I'll kiss you back Kiss me If you kiss me then I'll kiss you back And I'll kiss you back If you kiss me then I'll kiss you back If you play with my feet I'll tickle your tummy If you love me boy I'll love you back Yea, I like it when the girls do it If you love me boy I'll love you back Come one ladies, one more time, kick it If you love me boy I'll love you back Cause if you kiss me then I'll kiss you back But if you hit me then I'll hit you back Smack me and I'll smack you back If you scratch me here I'll scratch you there Aww, put lotion on me If you kiss me then I'll kiss you back If you kiss me then I'll kiss you back If you kiss me girl I'll kiss you back If you touch me here I'll thouch you there Touch me here, baby, and I'll touch you there If you kiss me then I'll kiss you back Yea! Yo this is pumpin'! Yo Shock this is pumpin' man, this sounds like somethin I'd do! I hear ya, I hear ya Hump! You know what I'm sayin? Yeah. 'cept I'd do it like this: Hit it girls If you pinch my nose I'll play with your toes You know what I'm sayin? Right, right, right If you look real cutie I'll play with your booty Yeah Yeah Check it, yeah Yo, but would ya If you hold my nuts I'll Awright, that's enough! That's enough! What, what man? I ain't.. No, no Hump, come on man, no, no Awright, awright, awright Let's just keep it cool, you know what I'm sayin? If you kiss me then I'll kiss you back If you kiss me then I'll kiss you back Hold my nose! Uh-huh If you kiss me then I'll kiss you back Jus't havin' fun with it, man, know what I'm sayin'? If you kiss me then I'll kiss you back Kiss me then I'll kiss you back Awright, heh heh Shimmy shimmy cocoa-pop We-we chocolate cross-over See me cocoa might go pop Shimmy shimmy cocoa pop We chocolate cross-over We chocolate might cross over See me cocoa might go pop I'm cocoa and I might go pop See me cocoa might go pop See me? I'm cocoa, and I might go pop See me cocoa might go pop Yeah, we cocoa and we might go pop See me cocoa might go pop See me cocoa might go pop See me cocoa might go pop See me See me cocoa might go pop go pop See me cocoa might go pop Me cocoa and I might go pop hah hah hah hah hah See me cocoa might go pop
All right! Stop whatcha doin' 'cause I'm about to ruin the image and the style that ya used to. I look funny but yo I'm makin' money see so yo world I hope you're ready for me. Now gather round I'm the new fool in town and my sound's laid down by the Underground. I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf so just let me introduce myself My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty. Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee. And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee. I'm steppin' tall, y'all, and just like Humpty Dumpty you're gonna fall when the stereos pump me. I like to rhyme, I like my beats funky, I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy. I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack but sometimes I get ridiculous I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice hey yo fat girl, c'mere--are ya ticklish? Yeah, I called ya fat. Look at me, I'm skinny It never stopped me from gettin' busy I'm a freak I like the girls with the boom I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom I'm crazy. Allow me to amaze thee. They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me. I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants and I even got my own dance
{Chorus:} The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump Verse Two: People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'" that's all right 'cause I get things cookin' Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me but ya can't get near me I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, B, all the girls they adore me Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere 'cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear. My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge, both how I'm livin' and my nose is large I get stoopid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid, I use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it, I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits Also told ya that I like to bite Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write. All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance and now I'm gonna do my dance.
{Chorus} Breakdown: Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here Oh, yeah! Now that I told ya a little bit about myself let me tell ya a little bit about this dance It's real easy to do--check it out Verse Three: First I limp to the side like my leg was broken Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin' Crazy wack funky People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty That's all right 'cause my body's in motion It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion Anyone can play this game This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name No two people will do it the same Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain Humpin', funkin', jumpin', jig around, shakin' ya rump, and when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump tell him step off, I'm doin' the Hump.
{Chorus} Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin' the hump Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump Let's get stoopid!
{Chorus} Oh, yeah, come on and break it down Outro: Once again, the Underground is in the house I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world, keep on doin' the Humpty Dance, and to the ladies, peace and humptiness forever