Handsome Boy Modeling School - White People (2004) by Handsome Boy Modeling School (보컬) on maniadb.com

You know it's been about four years since I graduated from the Handsome Boy Modeling School
And I just want to say that their 60 dollar course changed my life
Since my graduation I've traveled to Prague, Milan, Paris, and Buffalo New York
And I now drive a fifty thousand dollar LaForce Automobile
With total suede package, with subwolfers, and specially designed custom glass rims
Also, in my closet, shoes. So many shoes you cannot believe
And next to it a drawer with the socks, full of the socks, more than enough for each pair of shoes. Yes that's a many.
And the Women. Let me tell you, the women, my God
I can't go into the details, let's just say, I know all about the secret garden.

So let me just say "thank you" from nearby the bottom of my heart
To Nate and Chest for showing me that beauty is truly in the Eye of the Tiger

[Sample]
This, is the story of you
What makes you special, where you come from
This is one of the most exciting stories ever told
Because its about you
And you are one of the most important things in the world . . . you

She ride cus her testament has been day one
A nigga got trust cus she been day one
They ones done, build a fam. Bruce Lee
So we K-I-Sed the BS goodbye
Damsel in distress so I stress good guy
Tarzan and Jane more like Bonnie and Karem
Could you be my sugar water, tonic and cream
Put the dean in my yard, like religion and king-----???
And {ding} diamond you a sight
Like unidentified rims spinning in the night
Me with out your balance just wouldn't sit right
Like written wouldn't be past tense without ten

If it wasn't for you
If it wasn't for you
If it wasn't for you
[I need you]
If it wasn't for you
If it wasn't for you
If it wasn't for you
[I need you]

Hey, because of you my little lady named fame
People spot me like nerves spot pain
Put the S on my chest and inside my veins
Before that this darkie had to smile for them to see me
Now them same kids that used to diss wanna be me
Due to me being down with you
Hooked up 82' plus 6
When you gave me my fix
You fixed my house and banking accounts
You fixed me up with too many women to count
Only right for you to have your side niggas too
And even when you don't come back
At least when you was here for me
The world cheered form you

If it wasn't for you
If it wasn't for you
If it wasn't for you
[I need you]
If it wasn't for you
If it wasn't for you
If it wasn't for you
[I need you]

Pen you my muthafucka
I'm a hold you like piss
Even when the itchy burn make me wanna let go
There you go smudgin, see actin mad funny
But you kissin loose leafs so I can't be mad
You my confidant when I couldn't tell pops that report card came
You signed off with me
So when the checks come you'll be signin off with me
But when I'm dead and gone will you sign off?
Ooh Papermate you light like paper weight
But you pack ink, can make tattoos turn pussy
And when its mush time you be there like a man
In my hand spillin my heart with you blood.

If it wasn't for you
If it wasn't for you
If it wasn't for you
[I need you]
If it wasn't for you
If it wasn't for you
If it wasn't for you
[I need you]

You're my first born
My lil Capricorn kid
Slid in this world at 1 pound 8 oz.
My little miracle baby
Grown in to a little lady
So fast, like pressing the gas while the tape bounce
Through you, me and your grandfather grew closer
I understand now, all he try to give for me
I wanna give it to you the same way
But sometimes four short and you still live for me
And just want you to know
I may not show all the right feelings or say the right words
But you're my little black diamond
And always shining in my heart
And that's way beyond words

If it wasn't for you
If it wasn't for you
If it wasn't for you
[I need you]
If it wasn't for you
If it wasn't for you
If it wasn't for you
[I need you]

You've been with me on the inside homie
Puff life in me ever since I was a knee high
I knew I had heart
Ain't gang related but you relative to blood
AB negative you represent love
Though you break like Pringles
Your heroic in your size
You make David beat Goliath
You heart beaker
Broads love you on Valentines day
Quaker brought beats to my chest before Hip-Hop.

If it wasn't for you
If it wasn't for you
If it wasn't for you
[I need you]
If it wasn't for you
If it wasn't for you
If it wasn't for you
[I need you]

Are you down with it
Are you down with it
Are you down with it

In my words
That I mend
Hand in hand
Across the land
For the line
In time
Peace of mind
For all mankind

What you want to do....

Yeah right you know how it is
And if not here's a pop quiz
Who's gonna strike first
For better for worse
Well that's us
And either with us or against us
So put up or shut up its kill or be killed
An eye for an eye you're gonna get strung up
Like a pow mia in cali for nia
We're all going awol like fuckin' a holes
And there's shit on the flag and blood on the rainbows

Buildings fall after all but we're still livin'
Drop the bomb right or wrong but we're still livin'
Turn the page on the rage I get down with it
Keep on dreamin' on (dreamin on')

Buildings fall after all but we're still livin'
Drop the bomb right or wrong but we're still livin'
Close your eyes I'll surprise I get down with it
Keep on dreamin' on (keep dreamin' on)

Are you down with it
Are you down with it

Peace and love
One truth
High above
No me or you
One side
One love
One way
Which side are you on

What you want to do....

Oh I'm sick of the smiles the destiny's childs and being lied to
I'm sick of the boys and girls and being paid no mind to
I gotta look out for number one and that's me a man with out a country
Who's lookin' out for me who's carvin' my name in a tree
Wouldn't be here with out me wouldn't sleep here with out me
Couldn't die in the street here in the land of the free
Gotta try and find my stars and stripes and be all I can muthafuckin' be

Buildings fall after all but we're still livin'
Drop the bomb right or wrong but we're still livin'
Turn the page on the rage I get down with it
Keep on dreamin' on (dreamin on')

Buildings fall after all but we're still livin'
Drop the bomb right or wrong but we're still livin'
Close your eyes I'll surprise I get down with it
Keep on dreamin' on (keep dreamin' on)

Are you down with it
Are you down with it

Are you down with it

(Barrington Levy)
Where's the love
Where's the love
Where's the love
Where

Cause the world's gone bad we've lost the love we had

(Del Tha Funky Homosapien)
Hey look kids you need to change your tune
That avenue you traveling unraveling soon
You'll be battling doom but does it matter to you
Worried bout who was laughing at you
Your appearance is more important that whats really real cause here it is
situation's bad not meaning good
A lot be in the hood that got me with nowhere to put
my trust in no discussion
Spontaneous combustion
Lust and greed if you ain't up to speed
You's a duck in need
Cats ain't got enough to eat
So there's bluffs and beef
Chicks up the street
That tricks come to see guns under the sheets
Shells pummel your meat
Forgetting former, still
dude you're sorta chill sitting on bout 40 mill
But his whole quart'll get spilled
Over those sort of deals
That get you sorta killed or up in court looking for appeals

(Barrington Levy)
Cause the world's gone bad we've lost the love we had
Take me away
Cause the world's gone bad we've lost the love we had

(Alex Karpranos)
So down I want to go
So cold I have to go
So down I need to go
So cold as I go

(Del Tha Funky Homosapien)
Yo what up fam
You don't know who I am
Last week you was acting like you was my man
But you wasn't hey
Served you're purpose dog
At the end of the day
Is it worth it all
Immersed in all the worth the world got to offer
But perpetrating proper like nothing can stop ya
Can't even trust my doctor she in it for profit
And everybody looking for some kind of profit
Situation mad toxic my man got hit
Cause the bird he was with wouldn't stop squawking
She juggling five cats and they all lost in
The illusion of love that she used for profit
The usual topic chickens and benjamins
You supposed to be my kin Mexican or Asian, European or Korean or Jamaican
Makes no difference
Our existence is still shared between us in essence

(Barrington Levy (Alex Karpranos))
Yes the world's gone bad we've lost the love we had
(Take me away)
Cause the world's gone bad we've lost the love we had

Show some love for your brothers and sisters
Show some love for the whole wide world
Show some love for your enemies and frenemies
Show some love for the rejects on the street
Show some love for the whole wide world

Cause the world's gone bad we've lost the love we had

(Del Tha Funky Homosapien)
If the world is bad refer to your dad
And his before four score what's the reason he saw for
Karma is real part of the deal when's how you started the deal
Cause everything is 360
It will start the cartwheel and snowballs so don't forget now cause I told y'all
Dead the hate cause all it do is hold y'all captive
All in the world you're trapped in
Relaxing you can't feel what's happening
I deal with facts man
I was at the crossroads dealing with lost souls that couldn't cross though
Lost hope off dope
Out to jostle
Any unweary traveler that would fall the talk show
It's foul how they play it
But you can't stray to show love take
Courage and strength and realize we ain't sure as we think you know

(Barrington Levy (Alex Karpranos))
The worlds gone bad we've lost the love we had
(Take me away)
Yes the world's gone bad we've lost the love we had

(Alex Karpranos)
So down I want to go
So cold I have to go
So down I need to go
So cold as I go

(Barrington Levy)
Cause the world's gone crazy
Even though love no more
Show Love
Show Love
Show Love
Show Love
Show Love
Show Love
Cause the world's gone bad

Talk show host :
And we're back. Alright Becky, before our handsome bachelors reveal themselves
You have one last question to ask before you decide to go on that big date.

Becky :
OK. Handsome bachelor number one.
On our first date, where would you take me and how would you try to impress me?

Bachelor 1 (Jay-Z) :
So that's a? that's a good question ma.
This is what I would do to impress you.
Well first of all, you know where I might take you ?
I might take you over Dame's house.

Becky :
Oh, really?

Bachelor 1 :
Cus my girl's at the crib. And? then what I would do is?
I'd get you the finest drink, of course it's gonna have ice in it.
And I don't mean frozen water? huh, ya know?!

Becky :
That's so sweet.

Bachelor 1 :
And uh? what else would I do to really?
I'd take you to Rodeo Drive, of course. Of course.

Becky :
I love Rodeo.

Bachelor 1 :
Ima take you to Rodeo and show you all the beautiful stores
And what you could have if your record goes number one like mine haha.
That's what I would do to? pretty impressive ain't it?

Becky :
OK, sounds like fun.
Same question, handsome bachelor number two.

Bachelor 2 (U-God from Wu-tang?) :
Yo, to impwess you to take you out on a perfect womantic date,
My idea for that is? to pick you up in a Wu mobile, bwought to you by Cwysler.

Becky :
A Wu mobile?

Bachelor 2 :
You know, the cowabowation, that we just came wit.
And den, I take you upstate, to the amusement park, Wu-tang amusement parks.

Becky :
Ooh, I love parks!

Bachelor 2 :
Word, we wide all kinda wollercoasters and fewwis wheels.

Becky :
Mm, that's my favorite!

Bachelor 2 :
Eat all kinda cotton candy, popcorn and shit.
And den, to welax you, or you know, give you a beauty treatment,
I'll take you down to the Wu spa.
We got all the special manicuwists out there, you know, putting it down.

Becky :
Sounds good.

Bachelor 2 :
And to end all the night, you know, maybe we'll have a womantic dinner.
Order out some Chinese food fwom Wu delivewy. We dewiwer 24 hours a day.
Word. Just call us on the tewephone, hit me, or?
Or you could hit me on the 2-way, or Bwackbwewwy account.

Becky :
Wow! That maybe difficult to top!
What would you do handsome bachelor number three?

Bachelor 3 (Rev. Don Magic Juan? Don King? no clue) :
Yeah, listen. Can you repeat that question again please?

Becky :
Oh, ok. You want me to repeat the question?
OK, on our first date, where would you take me and how would you try to impress me?

Bachelor 3 :
That is a very good question. Heh, you're very charming.

Becky :
Thank you!

Bachelor 3 :
Well, on the first date with me is? is very exciting.
I would, of course, take you wherever you wanted to go.
If the plans was up to me, I would take you? to uh? to NASA.

Becky :
Lovely!

Bachelor 3 :
What we would do is we would take a trip up that elevator
And we would go and look at the stars, and I will pack us a picnic basket.

Becky :
Sweet

Bachelor 3 :
And I would have us all kinds of? alcohol beverages.
I would whip out? that's right? I would whip out a diamond necklace.
Put it around you sweet, skinny neck.
And touch you in places that no doctor has ever discovered on you before.

Becky :
Wow

Bachelor 3 :
And then I would slowly caress your breasts
Work my way down to your? sweet lovin thighs, and then?

Talk show host :
OK, time's up.
We'll find out your answer, Becky, after this commercial break

I hope this old train breaks down so I can take a walk around
And see there's no time you see cause time is just a melody
But the people in the streets walkin' fast as their feet can take 'em
I just rode through town
And though this window's got a view but the frame I'm looking through
Seems to have no concern for now, so for now

I need this here old train to breakdown
Oh please just let me please breakdown
I need this here old train to breakdown

Well this engine screams out loud, centipede gonna crawl westbound
And I don't even make a sound cause it's gonna sting me to leave this town
And the people in the streets that I'll never get to meet
If these tracks don't bend somehow
And I got no time that I got to get to where I don't need to be, said

I need this here old train to breakdown
Oh please just let me please breakdown
I need this here old train to breakdown
Let me please breakdown

You know you can't stop nothing if you got no control
Of the thoughts in your mind that you kept and you know
That you don't know nothing but you don't need to know
Cause all the wisdom's in the trees, not the glass windows
You can't stop wishin' if you don't let go
Of the things that you find and you lose and you know
But you keep on rolling, put the moment on hold
But the frames too bright with the blinds down low

You know you can't stop nothing if you got no control
Of the thoughts in your mind that you kept and you know
That you don't know nothing but you don't need to know
Cause all the wisdom's in the trees, not the glass windows
You can't stop wishin' if you don't let go
Of the things that you find and you lose and you know
But you keep on rolling, put the moment on hold
But the frames too bright with the blinds down low

Alright it's getting really close to the election day
I'm voting please don't cut off my section eight
As soon as pastor pass the collection plate
I'm like shit I'm trying to stack for a escalade
But pay your ties times money
I divise wise cunning little plans
To withstand when cats drive by funny
Like I ain't got what he got I don't play that
Nigga we fade cats that don't fuck with j-cats
You're trying to act like a boss save it patna
The first and fifteenth you be be hittin up yo baby mama
And you know that money for the baby
No he ain't right at the stop light looking at me crazy
Seems like your get up and go done got up and left
You're trying to throw with dononan yo you gotta be def
'Cause I can flow like donovaon bro sound supersonic
Pouring gin and tonic with some chronic to blow

It's like that and-a you know
This is all original and that's how it goes
It's like that and-a you know
On the microphone
Here we go

It's like that and-a you know
This is all original and that's how it goes
It's like that and-a you know
Here we go

It go homeboy save the shit
He mad cause I gave the dick to his favorite chick
You know the flavor patna tried to savor quick but
That behavior really just made her sick hah
I put the o in only you put the ho in homey
I got a company now niggaz steady flowin for me
Well buy my album and play it like your favorite movie
If not then don't say shit to me
Shit this independent dope we splurgin and
Boy I'm going to stay in the cut like sea urchins
Hah poetical progresive poppin it proper
Ask them cats I made a mess of rockin it
Yeah hiero aggressive operatives
Still got connects on them A1 ostriches
Not the type that will spoil my women
I just take'm to the crib so they can soil my linen

It's like that and-a you know
This is all original and that's how it goes
It's like that and-a you know
Here we go

It's like that and-a you know
This is all original and that's how it goes
It's like that and-a you know
Here we go

Been 'bout ten long years still come flawless
The lawless warrior William Wallace
Rappin' 'till I get a million dollars
Like home girl strippin still in college
Trying to get paper'd up
Please huh believe I help her breathe like vapo-rub
Rock the mic in your favorite club
Rock flavors like haters might step on the the gators right? shit...
From the bay to decatur the mic motivator hold a mic like yoda hold a saber
You know the flavor watch your behaviors
Cool I'm off to Handsome Boy Modelling School
And best believe I got a locker full of Vodka and Backwoods
I can play the doctor and start writing prescription
If you fighting addictions I'm right in the distance
My music enlightens who listens check it out

It's like that and-a you know
This is all original and that's how it goes
It's like that and-a you know
Here we go

It's like that and-a you know
This is all original and that's how it goes
It's like that and-a you know
Here we go

It's like that and-a you know
This is all original and that's how it goes
It's like that and-a you know
Here we go

Be my boy, be my boy
Be my boy, be my boy

Be my boy, be my boy
Be my boy, be my boy

I've been thinking about those things you said
I've been thinking about those things we did
I've been thinking about those things you do
I've been thinking about those things you made me do too

I've been thinking about those things you said
I've been thinking about those things we did
I've been thinking about those things you do
I've been thinking about those things you made me do too

I was hypnotized
By your fairy eyes
Like a tiger in the dark
You were hungry from the start

Be my boy, be my boy
Be my boy, be my boy

Diamonds, candy pills
One million dollar bills
You can try
But you can't buy me, buy me

Diamonds, candy pills
One million dollar bills
You can try
But you can't buy me

You can slide slide
Slippity slide
Hip hop
And don't stop
I'll never be
On my knees

You can slide slide
Slippity slide
You can hip hop
And don't stop
'Cause I'll never be
On my knees

When I saw you on the street
I just had to look away
You were so sweet
Sexy Steve
Lay back relax
Street boy please
Wait a second it's gonna take awhile

Slide slide
Slippity slide
You can hip hop
And don't stop
I'll never be
On my knees

You can slide slide
Slippity slide
You can hip hop
And don't stop
I'll never be
On my knees

I've been thinking 'bout
Why you act so proud
I've been thinking 'bout
What's this shit about
Am I losin' control
Am I losin' my soul
Just tell me am I losin' you

Be my boy, be my boy
Be my boy, be my boy

Be my boy, be my boy
Be my boy, be my boy

Diamonds, candy pills
One million dollar bills
You can try
But you can't buy me

You can slide slide
Slippity slide
You can hip hop
And don't stop
'Cause I'll never be
On my knees

You can slide slide
Slippity slide
You can hip hop
And don't stop
'Cause I'll never be
On my knees

I've been thinking 'bout
I've been thinking about
I've been thinking 'bout
I've been thinking about
Losing you

When you have talented young men making music it's something
But when they're all from the one family, well, it's worth hearing
And what's more, they're brothers as well!

Ladies and gentlemen (check it out, ya'll)
Back by popular demand (check it out, ya'll)

Automator, Automator on the fader

(check it out, ya'll)
And rock and roll could never ever hip hop like this

Dear Ms. Bowers
Spring is here and we are, as always, ready to serve you
Although, you have not used your charge account for some time it is still at your service
And provides a way to purchase some of the new clothes you may need
Our spring dresses, suits and coats are beautiful and the values, unusually good

Yo, home piss
Bust this
Reminisce this
Where you at? Where you at?
Don't run.. run, run, run
But you sure can't hide, sucker emcee, sucker emcee
Yo yo yo, hold up, hold up, hold up
Cut this shit, cut this shit off, cut this shit
Throw on something funky
Throw on something funky

Pharrel :
La la la la la la la

Julie Cruise :
Yes, I got it all
Prestige, class, fortune
Good help is so hard to find
Except my tennis pro
(My husband doesn't know)

Pharrel :
They're all trapped in the system
Unbeknownst to them they're trapped with no glass
Hello there

They're all trapped in the system
Unbeknownst to them they're trapped with no glass
Hello there

Julie Cruise :
I give to many charities
It's just a tax write off
They breed, just like rats it seems
Why don't they get a job

Pharrel :
They're all trapped in the system
Unbeknownst to them they're trapped with no glass
Hello there

They're all trapped in the system
Unbeknownst to them they're trapped with no glass
Hello there

Woman :
I mean really it's so simple for them
I mean we're the ones paying the rent
And the food and..all the taxes
My God what more do they want

Julie Cruise :
Money Money Money Money Money
Money Money Money Money Money
It makes the world go round

Pharrel :
They're all trapped in the system
Unbeknownst to them they're trapped with no glass
Hello there

They're all trapped in the system
Unbeknownst to them they're trapped with no glass
Hello there

They're all trapped in the system
Unbeknownst to them they're trapped with no glass
Hello there

They're all trapped in the system
Unbeknownst to them they're trapped with no glass
Hello there

Woman :
I was bred to be special
You're not one of us
So don't try to fit in
We'll just laugh you away

I get meloncholy sometimes
My shrink says im repressed
I'm just like my mother I guess
Same class, wealth...bland husband

Shh, I'm sayin', I wasn't even gonna do this shit
But I owe this motherfucker a favor
That's why I'm go do shit
But ya'll motherfuckers better stay quiet

Open the door, catch ya coping for more
Told you before, velvet, smooth as velour
Step in the light, Black Sheep, rep in it right
Never we high, too much ebony pride

Something to see, scratch that, something ya be
Paying my dues, God knows, nothing for free
Taking it back, paper, making a stack
Counter-attack, dance floors, making them crack

Running the course, got black, running with force
Rocking the spot, got y'all, loving the choice
Feeling the flame, Black Sheep, killing the pain
Spilling the love, sunshine, feeling the same

Setting the tone, Black Sheep, let it be known
Cooler than ice, hamming it up, keeping it's own
Making it knock, all the way from the writer's block
Geek in ox tails with cocktails, holding my cock, yo

First, exhale with the excel
And then call your crew on your net cell
And then open up a beer and roll a L
And then party all night rest well

But first, exhale with the excel
And then everything you do you do it well
And then even if your hurt you never tell
And then everybody loves the clientele

I'm the type to not follow, lead and drop throttle
Recline and pop bottles with designer top models
The type to not sweat it, stacking not regret it
Said it with hot head, my thing, got to get it

I move, like a phantom, amidst the meddlesome
Destined to hit the top, Dres the kettledrum
Kennel one pedigree, the flow stank dingee
Share my point of view in a world way stingy

I be the principal, it be invisible
There be no optical above the pinnacle
More like I got a fuse, for when you got to choose
Who in a lot of crews, a million molecules

There won't be no debate, my skills are overweight
If you can't hold, you hate, I over compensate
It's Dres, D R E S, the one that does it best
My styles illustrious, my moves are limitless

First, exhale with the excel
And then call your crew on your net cell
And then open up a beer and roll a L
And then party all night rest well

But first, exhale with the excel
And then everything you do, you do it well
And then even if your hurt you never tell
And then everybody loves the clientele

Now it doesn't even matter if I do or if I don't have dough
It's like I'm walking on red carpet everywhere that I go
A renegade with rhymes rolling to the tune, low key
Opposite the velvet ropes where Heinekens flow free

And I'm known throughout the world for what I do with one bar
Slap a rapper, even crack a nigga lower lumbar
Ain't gotta front for nada, it don't mean a thing
The only keys I got are the ones swinging on my key ring

Ain't gotta toss threads, throw rolls and dress funny
Just gotta be Dres, stay black and get money
Ain't gotta smoke weed, pop ex or sniff blow
Just gotta be Dres, stay black and get dough

So cool, they called me old school in the eighties
With ladies in their Mercedes at the foot of the good Fridays
On some Handsome Boy shit, telling how to trust me
Till she's speaking in tongues, screaming out monk free

First, exhale with the excel
And then call your crew on your net cell
And then open up a beer and roll an L
And then party all night rest well

But first, exhale with the excel
And then everything you do, you do it well
And then even if your hurt you never tell
And then everybody loves the clientele

What front? Back, I'm 'bout to rip
What front? Back, I'm 'bout to rip
What front? Back, I'm 'bout to rip
What front? Back, I'm 'bout to rip
What front? Back, I'm 'bout to rip

Open up your eyes baby
Let the truth and sun shine in
One day, one day, one day you'll understand
You'll grow up and you'll see
There's a truth between friends and enemies

And I should have listened to my intuition of the way
When your moves and your moods were saying
They were sayin' no more, no more, no more, no more
Can't stick around until you take me down
And I'm alone and dealing
With the confusion that I'm feeling

I made the greatest mistake of my life
When I let you get away baby
And I, I made the greatest mistake
And still am, still am, still am

I can see clearly
That there's no love lost between us
Misguided, lost child I pray, I pray for you
I hope that your lies can keep you warm

Oh if I, I could rewind the time
And keep those records playin', playin', playin'
I say play on, play on, play on, play on
About the love we never left behind
Forget about the broken hearted
We got to pick up where we started

I made the greatest mistake of my life
When I let you get away baby
And I, I made the greatest mistake
And still am, still am, still am

Wish I read the writing on the wall we made around us now baby
Mistakes can turn your world go round and build it up and tear it down baby

I made the greatest mistake of my life
When I let you get away baby
I made the greatest mistake of my life
Make the greatest mistake
And it's still there, still there, still there

I made the greatest mistake of my life
I never should have let you get away baby
I made the greatest mistake of my life
Make the greatest mistake
And you're the real thing, the real thing

Still am

I made the greatest mistake of my life
When I let you get away baby

Yeah but sometimes, you see, it's not that easy, you know what I mean?
Not all the cupcakes and Jesus juice like you might assume.
Yeah a lot of times, I'll admit it, it's not easy being handsome
Being a model, being a graduate even of the Handsome Boy Modeling School.
Cause they? they pick on you, they make you? you know... say, "You gotta go on the runway."
Then two minutes later, you have to change and go again.

And the restroom is full, yeah, but they, you know you have?
Can't get into the restrooms then they say, "You walk so slow this time, you, steps, uh, too tiny."
This what they say, "Tiny steps."
Well yes, tiny steps, you eh walk with your legs crossed together tiny steps if you couldn't get into the restroom!
What do you want, you know? I said, "Let me go in last."
If, for instance, there is some, eh, problem, you know, on the stage,
If? if there is? no? no one will slip on it, is what I'm saying, you know what I mean?
So let me go on last. They says, "No, you have to...
Mr. Zack has to go on last to take the big bow," you know, like he did something
You know what I mean? He stole everybody else's clothes designs.
What? He takes the bow, he slips, it's not my fault, it?
It was so crowded they couldn't get into the men's room and I should get paid, it's all I know.

Since I've graduated, I uh? I got to say uh? I will say nine out of ten jobs.
Just? just, you know, just marvelous, everybody so nice to you.
They.. they can't treat you better but every once a while you run into, like, this jerk, you know, like Mr. Zack.
You know, and he slips on the runway and says it's all my fault
When you can't even get into the restroom cause there's too many people lined up and they say, "You're on the runway next."

Yeah, sometimes it gets to be a little lonely, alone in the hotel room when you just waiting for a show to come up.
They, they pick you up at the airport and then they say,
"Just see you in the morning." Then they don't even make no plans for you to go some place.

And you gotta go there and there's so many people.
They give you clothes, half the time they don't even fit.
And then, it's just all the jealousy cause, you know, if you're handsome and that and other ones, they...
They treat you, you know, somehow like they jealous of you.
Just cause, you know, you're a little more handsome then them.

And then they... they eat all of the food.
They eat, there's no food left, you know.
They say, "Jesus juice." Very funny. You know, they have the Jesus juice.
It's a terrible wine. They just call it to make it glamorous or something.
And the food stinks. Usually, this? this junk, you know?
Even? even if you like to eat, you couldn't eat it.

Then they said they gonna pick you up to take you back to the airport.
They don't even show, they have? they? they? they? said, they, you know,
"The hotel's got the van, you could go." They said they would pick me up.
Why do I have the van? And they don't reimburse you, like they say.
They say, "Well you ate so much." You know, I don't know.

I like to? and then the catalogs? they don't even send it to you when you done with them.
You know, like who wants me anyway. What?
They say they gonna have a hair stylist there, there ain't no hair stylist, you know?
One, maybe, yes, for what, 50 people, you know what I mean? "You gotta bring your own scissors too," They say.
They have? they misplaced my scissors. What? Whoever heard of a hair stylist has no scissors?
They say, "We just style it, we don't cut it." What? In Italy, they have to cut, you know what I mean?
A barber is a what, a hair stylist, it means barber. No, what, you mean, no? cut?
My own mousse? What? Think I have my own mousse? I have no mousse.

Sometimes, like, if you? if you wet and then you socks get wet.
Then you have no other socks with you, you know what I mean?
Turn them inside out? No, doesn't work. They say, "Change your socks," they say.
Yes, the one for two dollar one? What? I have no, deh, in the hotel room.
It's fifty miles from here out near the boondocks.
And they put you next to a place near Sears, I go to Sears for breakfast.

You know, once I was a model for socks.
And I thought, you know, this is a good, eh? modeling for socks? it's good.
You don't have to, you know eh? get all cleaned up the night before, you know.
That's one good thing. You know, you could go unshaved and that.
Then they says, "Well, you can't do shoes." I say, "What?"
They say, "No, if you? if you did socks, then you can't be model for shoes.
That's the rules." Who says this? Who makes these things up?
That if you're a sock model, you can't do shoes.
You have to? only the shoe models can do shoes. This is just makes me sick.

I just? I just turned down a job. They said they were looking for a handkerchief model.
I say, "I could do it." They says, "What, you left handed or right handed?" I says, "Right handed."
They says, "No, you have to be left handed." I said I could do it. They says, "No, you says you was right handed."
I says, "I made a mistake. I'm left handed." They says, "Prove it." How am I gonna prove this, you know what I mean?
So I take my handkerchief off from my left hand, right? They said, "You didn't do that very smooth."
I say, "OK, lemme try again." They say, "Why do you have to try again? You left handed, you do it."
I said, "Just shut up and gimme the uh? the Kleenex. Let me show you with Kleenex.
I won't ruin another one of my hankies."
Anyway, I'm just? I don't know what that did