Handsome Boy Modeling School

It may take a long time but my house will last forever
And it will have been worth it
What are you going to build your house with?

Yo I'm stayin' where we gettin' crazy love
My noisy neighbors live just above me
Up in 13-A, there's drama everyday
The Super say he gon' fix the heat for sure

Tchk, I done heard it five times before three locks on every door
'Cause some folks got the tendency to take
It ain't Beverly Hills, more like Stephanie Mills
I never knew love like this could ever exist

Four corners in your metropolis yo it's the PJays pah
We exquisite like cars made in foreign see ain't a day out here
Ever boring where gunshots keep you up instead of heavy snoring
Pipes dripping, instead of rivers pouring

The elevator's broken down
(Damn!)
And man I'm needin' a lift
Thank God we don't stay up on the twenty-fifth floor
Yo we ain't always at war it's a lot about the Projects
I do adore

But you wouldn't understand it the PJays is like another planet
Heavy like granite you wouldn't understand it
The cops will catch you drawers down red-handed, it's outlandish
But you wouldn't understand it the PJays is like another planet
You wouldn't understand it the cops will catch you drawers down
Red-handed, it's outlandish yo it's the PJays

('Cause where I come from where we live is called the Projects)
The PJays
('Cause where I come from you might, might, might, might get done)
The PJays
('Cause where I come from where we live is called the Projects)
The PJays
('Cause where I come from what was that you said?)

Come to our projects bout fo' in the morning
So I can tell you what be goin' on there
One block gunshots some hot stuff
Sell it to you for a buck, boy that ain't enough

(C'mon)
Handcuffs on your brother man my wife's wonderin'
When you gonna fix that tenant's plumbing man?
I'm tired this ghetto's cool but it's on fire
I see this fool with a crack pipe, lookin' wired

Hookers for hire, look at the plywood
(What, look)
On the building where termites is living
(EW)
My wife sleeps peacefully, it ain't easy to me
'Cause I'm tripping off these peoples with they thievery

Black white Chicano, hell if I know
Every guy know about the stolen cell phone
I got the hook up police got me shook up in court, can't even fart
It's okay though, I got the building, that pay dough

But some tenants act like they can say no
(Hey)
I'm gettin' older in my years feel me? I got a folder worth of fears
(Yup)
But it's cool, we gotta make it better don't take my sweater
(Make it better, c'mon)
Y'all make my head hurt I ain't even gonna finish this song
It's too long I'ma watch Cops, in my La-Z-Boy, in my thong

But you wouldn't understand it the PJays is like another planet
Heavy like granite you wouldn't understand it
The cops will catch you drawers down red-handed, it's outlandish
But you wouldn't understand it the PJays is like another planet
You wouldn't understand it the cops will catch you drawers down
Red-handed, it's outlandish yo it's the PJays

('Cause where I come from where we live is called the Projects)
The PJays
('Cause where I come from you might, might, might, might get done)
The PJays
('Cause where I come from where we live is called the Projects)
The PJays
('Cause where I come from what was that you said?)

[Del]
D-E-L he rips microphones
D-E-L he can't leave it alone, can't leave it alone
He can't leave it alone
Ahh, D-E-L on the microphone, strike ya dome wit the hype poem
Yeah, it's the type of shit ya like to get, get wit it
Ah, such a beautiful beat I'm 'bout to destroy
For all weak MC's ahh check it check it

Back in your presence it's the pres
Dispensing these rhymes like Pez
Full color, high res
I digest is high biased, alotta MC's ride my privates and I don't like it
I'm the master in innovation, that ain't the ?reef?
Well perhaps I'll bring it center stage then so you can peep
My rap style fail safe that derail fakes
They just a pale-make of my own chromosomes
I'm a critically-acclaimed maniac that attack tracks
On wax or drum machines, for your underlings
Plus I leave performers wit an ornery, ?quarterly's?
That'll turn your crew into disorderly's
Assorted freestyles I drop at my disposal
Make you move your mojo and bounce like a pogos
In the club, they grub on tortitos from Toyo's
A pitta and soda, and everything that's owed us
Everybody's doughnuts rushin for cash
Bustin ya ass, some losin just as fast
I crash computers wit my viruses, fry your disk drive
Wit wise words, suckas get on my nerves
I'ma make you go "Hmmm", wet you like H2O
My flow refreshes, need lessons
Well we open for business if you dig this
To all the bigwigs and labels sellin you fables
Hey you, you ain't cuttin nothin, touchin my production
Wit that pre-school rap, I say fuck them

[Chorus]
Hypnotizing, magnificent mind set
Whenever I'm next, the shit you haven't tried yet
Live shit, magnetizing, peep what I'm advertising
My alliance got your third eye cryin

D-E-L he rips microphones, D-E-L he can't leave it alone
Can't leave it alone, he can't leave it alone

Del, advancing dancing over beats
Romancing microphones wit my glorious speech
No shorts like BVD, I'm next like DVD
I hit the metropolitan wit music I be modeling
Showin off, goin off, wiggin
Biggin up the town where I come up from, my humble beginnings
The neo-narrator, creative care-taker
I'm from the Five Flavors like Solar Flares on paper
Don't go fold things, let's go smoke things
Let dank or chocolate tai so we can all get high
I touch any beat wit heat I pack
Nigga, I frequent that
In my never-ending quest see you scratch
Speakin facts, we can rap
Fuck scrappin and tappin, jaws I'm crackin
Doors, open for brothers comin after me
Fuck apathy, I ain't got time to blame the world for my problems
I'm a grown fuckin man and I understand
Plus knowledge being gathered, each day make me
Speak this way, so get it
The way that I spit it, critics couldn't never call me half-witted
I'm the Riddick Bowe flowa for those in the know
My logo represents thought-processing
To keep em all guessin, wit these lyrical blessings
Class is in session, class is in session

Chorus

"You can achieve the hypnotic state
By saying those things in your mind
To yourself that is said to you on the recording
And then give yourself thirty suggestions
That will change your attitude towards crude"

[Del]
Most MC's have much to do wit nothing
I attack bigger issues, something to take with you
Time is just a measurement of life
So why waste time on the false, waste time on the mic
Waste time on the high personas, we're on the
Television tryin to get Del to listen
To that garbage and gobbledy-good
So I read a book, I prefer Manga wit Mega
My repectable rhyme styles and textures
Yes you're gettin extra
Flex your little style, I fluctuate
Too much to take in one sitting
And I stun citizens
Describing shit that we livin in
That don't make a better sense
I stick up kids who pick up bids
And murderers deserving the same thing, I'm sick of this
But meticulous wit metaphoric miracles of mind power
Praying mantis techniques that wreck beats
And pesky, prototypes that shouldn't made it off the assembly line
Much less to their distributors they're miniature
Mind states is immature and primative
Talkin 'bout all the crack they cookin up, in the crib
But you don't shock me, I see these things
Don't participate wit the heartless, I'm an artist
Who's bound to be out the roach-infested apartments

Chorus 2x *replace "Hypnotizing" w/ "Magnetizing"*

Don't cry, dry ya eyes 4x

[Chris Elliot - "Get a Life"]
Look at this face, what do you see?
Look at it Dad, what do you see?
What do you see? Say it, say it!
Uhh ayuahh it's a face!
Yeah but what kind of face?
Uhh, pale.. pasty.. psychotic
No Dad!
It's a neatly chiseled, well groomed, drop dead handsome face!

{*violin music starts*}
Sparkles - professional male model..
Sparkles - professional male model..

You must be another Handsome Boy graduate
Oh my God they're gorgeous!
You must be another Handsome Boy graduate
Oh my God they're gorgeous!
You must be another Handsome Boy graduate
You must You must You must be another Handsome Boy graduate
You you You must You must be another Handsome Boy graduate
You must You must You must be another Handsome Boy graduate

[Chris Elliot]
I'm gonna become, a male model
I'm like a rough diamond that just needs a little polishing, that's all
And that's exactly what Handsome Boy Modeling School's gonna do for me

Oh my God they're gorgeous!
You must be another Handsome Boy graduate ..
You must be another Handsome Boy graduate ..

3: Handsome Boy Modeling School wants handsome fellas
to train to become successful male models.
Bring your beautiful face, and a check for $60

Oh my God they're gorgeous!
You must be another Handsome Boy graduate
Oh my God they're gorgeous!
You must be another Handsome Boy graduate
Oh my God they're gorgeous!

Yeah
Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh
Grand Puba, Dattie X, dig it

Get up out my way, it's Grand Pub's turn to shine
Heard emcees ride the pine and get paid, no, nevermind
One time as I sew it up like Dr. Frankenstein
Chickens ride the pony 'cause the rhyme flow genuine
As I do it like that
Do it like this
Shorty, watch your step or you might get rocked like Chris
Are you feeling this?
You dig the way it's going down?
Now we back in town watch all the chickens crowd around
Niggas try to duplicate my flow but it's difficult
Like a game of Yahtzee
Chickens stress me out like paparazzi
As I flip a flow you desire
Dattie blaze those trees and let's start this forest fire
My rhymes carry like the weight on Barry
Stack cheddar like Combs and buy homes like Larry
I be smoother than Tal, Sharpton like Al
When you ballin' everybody wanna be your pal
No dilly dally, bagging up the shorter alley
Bouncing in German cars, still playing shot ball
Brand Nubian cats, here to flip one for you
For sure, dog, 'cause this is how we do

Just an old fashioned love song playing on the radio
Brand Nubian cats, here to flip one for you

Ahh shit, I see I'm in the mix
Watch the green van 'cause inside's the dicks
The prayer beads bleeds from the crucifix
Went tight coming out when I be down in six
Or when the sun go down, or when it's brown in the BX
Cats on the concourse still call me DX
Bums on the street often ask me for change
What's change, when I'm trying save up for the range?
I want the whole world and my old girl back
Change that, I want half the world and fuck my old girl
You can play the hell out, like those that came before ya
Your style is butt, similar to a coconut
You pimp strut
But what you fools is really doing
Is leaving your empire in ruins
I'm the problem solver
I got the brand new revolver
But I got a new album too
I want to be here for that money and the rest of my crew
Ya'll know it's true, a nigga like me is due

Just an old fashion love song playing on the radio
Brand Nubian cats here to flip one for you

Now you know I gots to come back strong
See I been doing this too goddamn long
For me to ever try to come back wrong
Check my pockets and my empty light just came on
Don't wanna do wrong so I think I'm best to make this song
Undeniably satisfiably master microphone mutilator
None greater, ain't no Automator
Grand Puba and Dattie, riding shotty in the Maserati
As we come and blaze you with this body

Corner poets get smacked and hit, savagely bit
I go get and then you out of it, permission to quit
I mean right, I keep the green light specials half price
A slice, you blink twice, I done picked up the dice
I'm that nice, Dattie X the party starter
Number one heart-ripper-aparter
More vice and gambling than Las Vegas, Nevada
I try harder everyday, it's all work and no play

Just an old fashioned love song playing on the radio
Brand Nubian cats here to flip one for you

[Roisin Murphy]
Go ...
Go to the mountain if you must
Go to the burning bush
Happy would ease your troubled mind
How do the fade just stay behind?

I know you better than you think I do
Don't worry babe.. this is why i fell in love with you
The man in the looking glass
Is looking back at you at last

You can't hide from the truth
Because the truth is all there is
You can't hide from the truth
Because the truth is all there is
You can't hide from the truth
Because the truth is all there is
You can't hide

If happy times are too few and far between
It's a pity dear, we can't erase the things we've seen
So disappear, vanish if you wish
Just go before you're swallowed up by bitterness

And the truth is you can't hide from the truth
And the truth hurts because the truth is all there is
I realized some time ago that I would have to let you go

May not be true to see that you would return one day
But in your present state you may as well not be here at all
You wear a thin disguise, it's from yourself you hide
Just take a look at us, we are heading for a fall

[J-Live]
Now presiding in this quarter: hip-hop
Justice, my rap fort?br Judge, jury, bailing for prosecuting D.A.
Et ceteras, paraphas
My modus operende
It's carpe diem whether the fact or word is your way
Comprende?
The people versus, you ain't no Sensi
Teaching that style of word-play
We got the words they
Regardless of what your friends say
They're all disable
Striken from the record and deemed indimissable
And this long arm of the law grabs a mighter
Shoot dope lines first and ask questions later
The death sentence of this live litagator
Close the case tighter than the jaws of a 'gator
Stenonographer, that study law again, the jargon
Let your counselors 'a barking, in hopes of a plea bargain
But when you read back verbatim
What they're saying to pursuade them
They realize exactly how i've played them
I come with the truth, whole truth and nothing but
'Cause the truth hurts just as much as fuckin' with lies will
I brew skill with free fills from now until
Plagerizing MC's get their flows distilled

[Roisin Murphy]
Baby I don't die without you by my side
As long as you return into these arms that burn
Baby I won't die just take a look inside
Into these eyes that burn, come to these arms that yearn

I won't die, if you leave me high
I won't die if you're not by my side

And the truth hurts because the truth is all there is
And the truth hurts because the truth is all there is
You can't hide from the truth, cause the truth is all there is
You can't hide from the truth, cause the truth is all there is
You can't hide from the truth, cause the truth is all there is
You can't hide from the truth, cause the truth is all there is
You can't hide from the truth, cause the truth is all there is
You can't hide from the truth, cause the truth is all there is
You can't hide from the truth, cause the truth is all there is
You can't hide from the truth
Because the truth is all there is
You can't hide from the truth..

Holy calamity
Scream insanity
All you're ever gonna be's another big fan of me.

1: Yo, di'I- did I tell you about this new project my
Man Automator's doin'? It's called Handsome Boy
Modelling School?

Biz: What the fuck is that?

1: Yo, I didn't tell you about that?

Biz: No.

1: Yo, yo, it's ill. It's ill. So what you gonna
Contribute to it, Biz Markie?

Biz: What you want me to do?

1: I want you to um... I want you to sing like um...
Like, like, like um... like the Bee Gees.

Biz: Oh yeah, like that?

1: I want you to sing like [mac] diva?

Biz: [singing in a high pitch]

1: Yo, you'll do that?

Biz: I can do that.

1: You gonna flip that?

Biz: Flipped it

"Everybody used to think of him as..
well more like a bum, sort of, a musical bum..
than anything else"

[singing]
Your love, is my sanity
Your love, brings me sunshine
I like what you do to me
I like what you give to me
I wander through this world
Needing you so much
I wander through this world
Dreaming of your touch

[both]
If I could see you again..
If I could just see you again..

Forget about your sorrows
Forget about your heartache
Life is nothing but a shadow
("Ooooh-weeee man!"}
Forget about your worries
Forget about the bad times
Life is nothing but a shadow..
("Ooooh-weeee man!"} ..without your sunshine

[Father Guido Sarducci]
Everybody's been wondering where you been
and, now that we know what happened
We're all wondering where you are
And even though we feel bad we won't be seein you around anymore
We want you to know we feel better, we won't have to worry anymore

[singing]
There's a new star, in the night sky
Could it be you, making me so high
Shine on, shine on, shine on, shine on
Shine on and on and on and on and on..

[both]
If I could see you again..
If I could just see you again..

Forget about your sorrows
Forget about your heartache
Life is nothing but a shadow
("Ooooh-weeee man!"}
Forget about your worries
Forget about the bad times
Life is nothing but a shadow..
("Ooooh-weeee man!"} ..without your sunshine

[Father Guido Sarducci]
We know your only worry now is,
you worrying about us worrying about you
And even though we stopped worrying,
it doesn't we're not still sad
And we're happy to let you know that, we always will be

[Sean Lennon]
I used to think time, was on my side
I used to think the world, could be so kind
That was another day..
That was another time..

[both]
If I could see you again..
If I could just see you again..

Forget about your sorrows
Forget about your heartache
Life is nothing but a shadow
("Ooooh-weeee man!"}
Forget about your worries
Forget about the bad times
Life is nothing but a shadow..
("Ooooh-weeee man!"} ..without your sunshine

[Chris Elliot - "Get a Life"]
I'm not modeling anymore for the two of you!
Well I guess I just had my first taste of the filthy side of this business

Modeling just sucks
Modeling just sucks

Modeling just sucks
Modeling just sucks

Modeling just sucks
Modeling just sucks

Modeling just sucks
Modeling just sucks

I am a male model, not a male prostitute!
Modeling just sucks -- they made me take off my top!
I am a male model, not a male prostitute!
Modeling just sucks -- they made me take off my top!

I am a male model, not a male prostitute!
Modeling just sucks -- they made me take off my top!
I am a male model, not a male prostitute!
Modeling just sucks -- they made me take off my top!

I'm not modeling anymore for the two of you!
Well I guess I just had my first taste of the filthy side of this business

[Insert]
"I'm not guilty ahahaha
Does that include the time I stole a
Comic Book when I was 5 years old?
Aha! I'm not guilty of the charges that
Have been filed against me" [end insert]

[Sensational]
{hits joint}Ah! Yea! {hits joint}
Sensational {hits joint} rocking the orthodox hip hop
This is how I do when I strictly rock the spot hahahahaha
Yea this chuckle blitz, ya
I party properly, here it goes...
Holdupholdupholdupholdupholdup
Here we- {laughs} Yo, you can take that back? Yo Yo
{record spins}
I party properly who be clockin' me
I tell em the time be freaky freaky
I script this apocryphal sensational
Avenue pimp and hustla
My lectures the vehicle
I'm skipping off the scene
Woofers get up off the side of my
Mentality running to the beat like gin
Piss poor getting me slobbed by ladies on the job
Freaky in erred
After hours your bad can kiss myself like I'm James Brown
Hip Hop soul-full
Like my tank not full of sugar-bo-bank
When I'm on the microphone I always do my thang
We rode the mainstream
Chuckle blitzed is how it be
When I
Be on the scene
Hitting you for balls that be open
Beautiful jump up location
As I don't stash
I'm like my nephew Travis "Da Menace"
Fat ladies' pick and looking for credit
Fuckin' with my production intelligence don't know ma's queef from fast or
Slow
No friction chillity
I always blow with the most
Definitely feeling it To me
A whack emcee could never be
I be with herb kicking the verb
That you hear and heard
Cool out on the couch
While I flick an ounce and
Enter foot in your mouth
Akinyele style with the Brooklyn profile
You know I'm flippin' bucks and looking up
Pimpin' routine
Time flight blind your sight
In your ear
Making you say OH YEA (OH YEA)

Yea it's all about me
I thought you knew that
Throw rocks and pull the global
With the hip-hop
And it just don't stop
LIKE A 12 AM CONTINUATION
Warm sound that could never be erased
Expand
I'm a motherfuckin' one man band
No debate
In what I got
To do with this pace
Is expensive taste {taste echo}

{DJ scratching throughout} "Set this bitch on fire"

[Sensational ]
Like this like this
And like that
Note...with the... overweight..fat
Yea
Cut

[Insert]
"One thing is sure- I'll never play with matches again"
[End insert]

Handsome boy modeling school is the best sixty dollars you ever spend
If it wasnt for Prince paul and Automator I would not be the model I am today
And I would not have the confidence to go to the Handsome boy modeling school
Move yourself up in the world go to Handsome boy modeling school
Sixty dollars you wont be sorry for long

Handsome boy modeling school is the best sixty dollars I ever spent
If you got sixty dollars left in your pocket go to Handsome boy modeling school.
You won't be sorry for long
Prince paul and Automator made me the model I am today.
Wasn't for Prince paul and Automator i would be modeling in albania or some balkan country....
Still
Haha ok
If it wasn't for Prince paul and Automator I would not be the model I am today.... and hopefully tomorrow
Hefe
Handsome boy modeling school gave me the confidence to be a model, if it wasn't for them, I would still have sixty dollars
Prince paul and automator made me the best model on the runway in all the balkan countries put together

When you have talented young men making music it's something
But when they're all from the one family, well, it's worth hearing
And what's more, they're brothers as well!

Ladies and gentlemen (check it out, ya'll)
Back by popular demand (check it out, ya'll)

Automator, Automator on the fader

(check it out, ya'll)
And rock and roll could never ever hip hop like this

Dear Ms. Bowers
Spring is here and we are, as always, ready to serve you
Although, you have not used your charge account for some time it is still at your service
And provides a way to purchase some of the new clothes you may need
Our spring dresses, suits and coats are beautiful and the values, unusually good

Yo, home piss
Bust this
Reminisce this
Where you at? Where you at?
Don't run.. run, run, run
But you sure can't hide, sucker emcee, sucker emcee
Yo yo yo, hold up, hold up, hold up
Cut this shit, cut this shit off, cut this shit
Throw on something funky
Throw on something funky

You know it's been about four years since I graduated from the Handsome Boy Modeling School
And I just want to say that their 60 dollar course changed my life
Since my graduation I've traveled to Prague, Milan, Paris, and Buffalo New York
And I now drive a fifty thousand dollar LaForce Automobile
With total suede package, with subwolfers, and specially designed custom glass rims
Also, in my closet, shoes. So many shoes you cannot believe
And next to it a drawer with the socks, full of the socks, more than enough for each pair of shoes. Yes that's a many.
And the Women. Let me tell you, the women, my God
I can't go into the details, let's just say, I know all about the secret garden.

So let me just say "thank you" from nearby the bottom of my heart
To Nate and Chest for showing me that beauty is truly in the Eye of the Tiger

[Sample]
This, is the story of you
What makes you special, where you come from
This is one of the most exciting stories ever told
Because its about you
And you are one of the most important things in the world . . . you

She ride cus her testament has been day one
A nigga got trust cus she been day one
They ones done, build a fam. Bruce Lee
So we K-I-Sed the BS goodbye
Damsel in distress so I stress good guy
Tarzan and Jane more like Bonnie and Karem
Could you be my sugar water, tonic and cream
Put the dean in my yard, like religion and king-----???
And {ding} diamond you a sight
Like unidentified rims spinning in the night
Me with out your balance just wouldn't sit right
Like written wouldn't be past tense without ten

If it wasn't for you
If it wasn't for you
If it wasn't for you
[I need you]
If it wasn't for you
If it wasn't for you
If it wasn't for you
[I need you]

Hey, because of you my little lady named fame
People spot me like nerves spot pain
Put the S on my chest and inside my veins
Before that this darkie had to smile for them to see me
Now them same kids that used to diss wanna be me
Due to me being down with you
Hooked up 82' plus 6
When you gave me my fix
You fixed my house and banking accounts
You fixed me up with too many women to count
Only right for you to have your side niggas too
And even when you don't come back
At least when you was here for me
The world cheered form you

If it wasn't for you
If it wasn't for you
If it wasn't for you
[I need you]
If it wasn't for you
If it wasn't for you
If it wasn't for you
[I need you]

Pen you my muthafucka
I'm a hold you like piss
Even when the itchy burn make me wanna let go
There you go smudgin, see actin mad funny
But you kissin loose leafs so I can't be mad
You my confidant when I couldn't tell pops that report card came
You signed off with me
So when the checks come you'll be signin off with me
But when I'm dead and gone will you sign off?
Ooh Papermate you light like paper weight
But you pack ink, can make tattoos turn pussy
And when its mush time you be there like a man
In my hand spillin my heart with you blood.

If it wasn't for you
If it wasn't for you
If it wasn't for you
[I need you]
If it wasn't for you
If it wasn't for you
If it wasn't for you
[I need you]

You're my first born
My lil Capricorn kid
Slid in this world at 1 pound 8 oz.
My little miracle baby
Grown in to a little lady
So fast, like pressing the gas while the tape bounce
Through you, me and your grandfather grew closer
I understand now, all he try to give for me
I wanna give it to you the same way
But sometimes four short and you still live for me
And just want you to know
I may not show all the right feelings or say the right words
But you're my little black diamond
And always shining in my heart
And that's way beyond words

If it wasn't for you
If it wasn't for you
If it wasn't for you
[I need you]
If it wasn't for you
If it wasn't for you
If it wasn't for you
[I need you]

You've been with me on the inside homie
Puff life in me ever since I was a knee high
I knew I had heart
Ain't gang related but you relative to blood
AB negative you represent love
Though you break like Pringles
Your heroic in your size
You make David beat Goliath
You heart beaker
Broads love you on Valentines day
Quaker brought beats to my chest before Hip-Hop.

If it wasn't for you
If it wasn't for you
If it wasn't for you
[I need you]
If it wasn't for you
If it wasn't for you
If it wasn't for you
[I need you]