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[Lonely Island]
Sometimes Something beautiful happens in this world [Akon] Oh Akon And Lonely Island [Lonely Island] You don't know how to express yourself so You just gotta sing [Akon] I just had sex And it felt so good A woman let me put my penis inside her I just had sex And I'll never go back To the not-having-sex Ways of the past [Andy Samberg] Have you ever had sex? I have, it felt great It felt so good when I did it with my penis A girl let me do it It literally just happened Having sex could make a nice man out' the meanest [Jorma] You'll never guess where I just came from I had sex If I had to describe the feeling it was the best When I had the sex Man my penis felt great And I called my parents right after I was done [Andy Samberg] Oh hey, didn't see you there Guess what I just did Had sex, undressed, saw her boobies and the rest [Jorma] Well sure Nice of her to let you do that thing [Andy Samberg] Nice of any girl ever [Jorma] Now sing [Akon] I just had sex And it felt so good A woman let me put my penis inside her Wanna tell the world [Andy Samberg] To be honest I'm surprised she even wanted me to do it [Jorma] Doesn't really make sense [Andy Samberg] But man, screw it I ain't one to argue with a good thing She could be my wife [Jorma] That good? [Andy Samberg] The best 30 seconds of my life [Jorma] I'm so humbled by a girls ability to let me do her [Andy Samberg] Cuz honestly I'd have sex with a pile of manure With that in mind the soft, nice-smellin' girl's better [Jorma] She let me wear my chain and my turtle neck sweater [Akon] So this one's dedicated to them girls That let us flop around on top of them If you're near or far, whether short or tall We wanna thank you all for lettin' us fuck you [Jorma] She kept looking at her watch [Akon] Doesn't matter, had sex [Andy Samberg] But I cried the whole time [Akon] Doesn't matter, had sex [Jorma] I think she might have been a racist [Akon] Doesn't matter, had sex [Andy Samberg] She put a bag on my head [Akon] Still counts I just had sex And my dreams came true So if you had sex in the last 30 minutes then you're qualified to sing with me I just had sex And it felt so good A woman let me put my penis inside her I just had sex And I'll never go back To the not-having-sex Ways of the past |
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