Eminem [Rap]

Just the two of us.. (8X)

[Eminem]
Baby your da-da loves you (hey)
And I'ma always be here for you (hey) no matter what happens
You're all I got in this world
I would never give you up for nothin
Nobody in this world is ever gonna keep you from me
I love you

C'mon Hai-Hai, we goin to the beach
Grab a couple of toys and let da-da strap you in the car seat
Oh where's mama? She's takin a little nap in the trunk
Oh that smell (whew!) da-da musta runned over a skunk
Now I know what you're thinkin - it's kind of late to go
swimmin
But you know your mama, she's one of those type of women
that do crazy things, and if she don't get her way, she'll
throw a fit
Don't play with da-da's toy knife, honey, let go of it (no!)
And don't look so upset, why you actin bashful?
Don't you wanna help da-da build a sand castle? (yeah!)
And mama said she wants to show how far she can float
And don't worry about that little boo-boo on her throat
It's just a little scratch - it don't hurt, her was eatin
dinner while you were sweepin and spilled ketchup on her shirt
Mama's messy isn't she? We'll let her wash off in the water
and me and you can pway by ourselves, can't we?

Just the two of us.. (2X)
And when we ride!
Just the two of us.. (2X)
Just you and I!
Just the two of us.. (2X)
And when we ride!
Just the two of us.. (2X)
Just you and I!

See honey.. there's a place called heaven and a place called
hell
A place called prison and a place called jail
And da-da's probably on his way to all of em except one
Cause mama's got a new husband and a stepson
And you don't want a brother do ya? (Nah)
Maybe when you're old enough to understand a little better
I'll explain it to ya
But for now we'll just say mama was real real bad
She was bein mean to dad and made him real real mad
But I still feel sad that I put her on time-out
Sit back in your chair honey, quit tryin to climb out (WAHH!)
I told you it's okay HaiHai, wanna ba-ba?
Take a night-night? Nan-a-boo, goo-goo ga-ga?
Her make goo-goo ca-ca? Da-da change your dia-dee
Clean the baby up so her can take a nighty-nighty
Your dad'll wake her up as soon as we get to the water
Ninety-seven Bonnie and Clyde, me and my daughter

Just the two of us.. (2X)
And when we ride!
Just the two of us.. (2X)
Just you and I!
Just the two of us.. (2X)
And when we ride!
Just the two of us.. (2X)
Just you and I!

Wake up sweepy head we're here, before we pway
we're gonna take mama for a wittle walk along the pier
Baby, don't cry honey, don't get the wrong idea
Mama's too sweepy to hear you screamin in her ear (ma-maa!)
That's why you can't get her to wake, but don't worry
Da-da made a nice bed for mommy at the bottom of the lake
Here, you wanna help da-da tie a rope around this rock?
(yeah!)
We'll tie it to her footsie then we'll roll her off the dock
Ready now, here we go, on the count of free..
One.. two.. free.. WHEEEEEE! (whoooooshhhhh)
There goes mama, spwashin in the wa-ta
No more fightin wit dad, no more restraining order
No more step-da-da, no more new brother
Blow her kisses bye-bye, tell mama you love her (mommy!)
Now we'll go play in the sand, build a castle and junk
But first, just help dad with two more things out the trunk

Just the two of us.. (2X)
And when we ride!
Just the two of us.. (2X)
Just you and I!
Just the two of us.. (2X)
And when we ride!
Just the two of us.. (2X)
Just you and I!

Just the two of us.. (4X)

[Eminem]
Just me and you baby
is all we need in this world
Just me and you
Your da-da will always be there for you
Your da-da's always gonna love you
Remember that
If you ever need me I will always be here for you
If you ever need anything, just ASK
Da-da will be right there
Your da-da loves you
I love you baby

Just the two of us.. (8X)

[Eminem]
Baby your da-da loves you (hey)
And I'ma always be here for you (hey) no matter what happens
You're all I got in this world
I would never give you up for nothin
Nobody in this world is ever gonna keep you from me
I love you

C'mon Hai-Hai, we goin to the beach
Grab a couple of toys and let da-da strap you in the car seat
Oh where's mama? She's takin a little nap in the trunk
Oh that smell (whew!) da-da musta runned over a skunk
Now I know what you're thinkin - it's kind of late to go
swimmin
But you know your mama, she's one of those type of women
that do crazy things, and if she don't get her way, she'll
throw a fit
Don't play with da-da's toy knife, honey, let go of it (no!)
And don't look so upset, why you actin bashful?
Don't you wanna help da-da build a sand castle? (yeah!)
And mama said she wants to show how far she can float
And don't worry about that little boo-boo on her throat
It's just a little scratch - it don't hurt, her was eatin
dinner while you were sweepin and spilled ketchup on her shirt
Mama's messy isn't she? We'll let her wash off in the water
and me and you can pway by ourselves, can't we?

Just the two of us.. (2X)
And when we ride!
Just the two of us.. (2X)
Just you and I!
Just the two of us.. (2X)
And when we ride!
Just the two of us.. (2X)
Just you and I!

See honey.. there's a place called heaven and a place called
hell
A place called prison and a place called jail
And da-da's probably on his way to all of em except one
Cause mama's got a new husband and a stepson
And you don't want a brother do ya? (Nah)
Maybe when you're old enough to understand a little better
I'll explain it to ya
But for now we'll just say mama was real real bad
She was bein mean to dad and made him real real mad
But I still feel sad that I put her on time-out
Sit back in your chair honey, quit tryin to climb out (WAHH!)
I told you it's okay HaiHai, wanna ba-ba?
Take a night-night? Nan-a-boo, goo-goo ga-ga?
Her make goo-goo ca-ca? Da-da change your dia-dee
Clean the baby up so her can take a nighty-nighty
Your dad'll wake her up as soon as we get to the water
Ninety-seven Bonnie and Clyde, me and my daughter

Just the two of us.. (2X)
And when we ride!
Just the two of us.. (2X)
Just you and I!
Just the two of us.. (2X)
And when we ride!
Just the two of us.. (2X)
Just you and I!

Wake up sweepy head we're here, before we pway
we're gonna take mama for a wittle walk along the pier
Baby, don't cry honey, don't get the wrong idea
Mama's too sweepy to hear you screamin in her ear (ma-maa!)
That's why you can't get her to wake, but don't worry
Da-da made a nice bed for mommy at the bottom of the lake
Here, you wanna help da-da tie a rope around this rock?
(yeah!)
We'll tie it to her footsie then we'll roll her off the dock
Ready now, here we go, on the count of free..
One.. two.. free.. WHEEEEEE! (whoooooshhhhh)
There goes mama, spwashin in the wa-ta
No more fightin wit dad, no more restraining order
No more step-da-da, no more new brother
Blow her kisses bye-bye, tell mama you love her (mommy!)
Now we'll go play in the sand, build a castle and junk
But first, just help dad with two more things out the trunk

Just the two of us.. (2X)
And when we ride!
Just the two of us.. (2X)
Just you and I!
Just the two of us.. (2X)
And when we ride!
Just the two of us.. (2X)
Just you and I!

Just the two of us.. (4X)

[Eminem]
Just me and you baby
is all we need in this world
Just me and you
Your da-da will always be there for you
Your da-da's always gonna love you
Remember that
If you ever need me I will always be here for you
If you ever need anything, just ASK
Da-da will be right there
Your da-da loves you
I love you baby

[Intro] *
″What we have to do is deal with
it when these individuals are young enough,
if you will, to be saved. Not in a religious sense,
but not to constitute
what this country, at times calls
(yeah) their throw-away children.″
″We seem to be approaching
(c′mon!) an age of the gross.″
{*burp*}
″We all have this idea that we should,
move up a little bit
from our parents′ station and each
generation should do a little bit better.″

[Verse 1]
Aight c′mon, let′s cut the bullshit enough, let′s get it started
Let′s start addressin this issue and open it up
Let′s take this shit back to the basement and we can discuss
statements that′s made on this tape and this whole origin of
the music that we all know and love, the music we all enjoy
The music you accuse me of tryin to destroy
Let′s rewind it to eighty-nine, when I was a boy
On the Eastside of Detroit, crossin 8 Mile into Warren
In the hick territory, I′d like to share a story
This is my story, and can′t nobody tell it for me
You have well informed me, and I′m well aware
that I don′t belong here, you′ve made that perfectly clear
I get my ass, kicked damn near everywhere
From Bel-Air Shoppin Center just for stoppin in there
From the black side all the way to the white side
Okay there′s a bright side, a day that I might slide
You may call it a pass, I call it haulin my ass
Through that patch of grass over them railroad tracks
Oh them railroad tracks, them old railroad tracks
The good old notorious, so well known tracks

[Chorus: repeat 2X]
So let′s go back, follow the yellow brick road
As we go on another episode
Journey with me as I take you through this nifty little place
That I once used to call home sweet home

[Verse 2]
I′d roam in the streets so much, they′d call me a drifter
Sometimes I′d stick up a thumb just to hitchhike
Just to get picked up, to get me a lift to
8 Mile and Van Dyke, or steal a God damn bike
From somebody′s backyard, and drop it off at the park
That was the halfway mark, to me Kim had to walk
Back to her momma′s, from Chalmers, after dark
To sneak me in the house, when I′m kicked out my mom′s
That′s about the time, I first met Proof with Goofy
Gary on the steps that I was born, handin out some flyers
We was doin some talent shows at Centerline
I had told him to stop by and check us some time
He looked at me like I′m out my mind
Shook his head, like white boys don′t know to rhyme
I spit out a line, and rhymed birthday with first place
And we both had the same rhymes that sound alike
We was on the same shit, that Big Daddy Kane shit
With compound syllables sound combined
From that day we was down to ride
Somehow we knew we′d meet again somewhere down the line

[Chrous]

[Verse 3]
My first year of ninth grade, can′t forget that day of school
It was cool, ′til your man MC Shan came through
And said that ″Puma′s the brand, cause the Klan makes Troops″
It was rumors, but man, God damn, they flew
Must have been true, because man, we done banned they shoes
I had the new ones, the Cool J, ice lamb, suede too
But we just threw them in the trash, like they yesterday′s news
Guess who came through next, X-Clan debuted
+Professor X+ (″Vanglorious″) exist in a state of
+red, black, and green with a KEY, SISSIES!+
Now with this bein the new trend, we don′t fit in
Crackers is out,
with ″Cactus Albums,″ blackness is in
African symbols and medallions, represent black power
And we ain′t know what it meant, me and my man Howard
and Butter would go to the mall
with them all over our necks like we′re showin ′em off
Not knowin at all we was bein laughed at
″You ain′t even half black;
you ain′t ′posed to have that
homey, let me grab that, and that Flava Flav clock
we gon′ have to snatch that,″
all I remember is meetin back at
Manics′s basement, sayin how we hate this
How racist but dope the X-Clan′s tape is
Which reminds me, back in eighty-nine me
and Kim broke up for the first time,
she was tryin to two-time me
And there was this black girl at
our school who thought I was cool
cause I rapped, so she was kinda eyein me
And oh, the irony, guess what her name was
Ain′t even gonna say it plus, the same color hair as hers was
And blue contacts, and a pair of jugs
The bombest God damn girl in our whole school
If I could pull it, not only would I become more popular
But I would be able to piss Kim off at the same time
But it backfired, I was supposed to dump her
But she dumped me for this black guy, and that′s the last I
ever seen or heard or spoke to the ″Ol′ Foolish Pride″ girl
But I′ve heard people say they heard the tape,
and it ain′t that bad
But it was, I singled out a whole race
And for that I apologize (apologize) I was wrong (was wrong)
Cause no matter what color a girl is she′s still a ho

[Chorus]

[Outro]
Shut the fuck up, you fuckin pieces of shit!
Get the fuck away from me you big fuckers!

(Funkmaster Flex)
Y'knahmean shout to Shady Records
My man Eminem, D-12, Paul Rosenberg
Shout to Jimmy Iovine, Steve Stoute
Funk Flex, 60 Minutes of fuckin Funk nigga, Volume FOUR!
ONE!!

(Eminem)
My words are weapons
I use 'em to crush my opponents
My words are weapons
I never show no emotion
My words are weapons
I use 'em to kill whoever's steppin to me
My words are like weaponry on a record

My words are weapons
I use 'em to crush my opponents
These words are weapons
I never did show no emotion
My words are weapons
I use 'em to kill whoever's steppin to me
My words are like weaponry on a record

(Eminem)
Yo, the rage I release on a page
is like a demon unleashed in a cage
Lunatic, soon as I hit the stage
My mind is like a fuckin stick of dynamite
Onen I get behind the mic
it's like the wick is lit you bitches die tonight
My nine is like a guidin light at night shinin bright
My fuckin grip is tighter than my wife's vagina, psych
These cock-suckin cops got my Smith-N-Wesson
I guess it's time to pick a different weapon, man the shit's depressin
But Swift is getting me a new one for a Christmas present

(Swifty McVeigh)
Come on Slim, let's go and teach this fuckin bitch a lesson

(Eminem)
They managed to confiscate the pistol that I brandish
But my plan is to use this bullshit to my advantage
Shady stay creative baby hold your head up, don't you let up
one bit on these motherfuckin suckers you're a soldier
GET UP
Stand up for waht you believe in, long as you breathin
they jealous of you man, that's the only reason they beefin!

(Eminem)
My words are weapons
I use 'em to crush my opponents
My words are weapons
I never show no emotion
My words are weapons
I use 'em to kill whoever's steppin to me
My words are like weaponry on a record

My words are weapons
I use 'em to crush my opponents
These words are weapons
I never did show no emotion
My words are weapons
I use 'em to kill whoever's steppin to me
My words are like weaponry on a record

(Swifty McVeigh)
It's that Dirty Dozen renegade
You done pulled the pin out my grenade
.38'sll move your shit up out the way
You niggas wont forget about McVeigh; you got somethin to say?
Let it out today or watch these bullets spray
from these ten black fingers huggin these deadly millimeters
that'll make Jeff Dahmer's look like he caught a misdemeanor
See I'm 'Dirty, so I ain't gotta buy a pistol cleaner
An official beater, don't let me see you with yo' heater
You gets whipped with it, tell them motherfuckers Swift did it
You packin somethin special in your crib then bitch get it
I'm physically fitted to run yo' digits, I'm hostile (uh-huh)
with this Roscoe pointed up your nostrils
You get splitted and guess what, I'm blowin up the hospital
and wouldn't give a fuck if you a cop or a hoe
I'm Hannibal Lector, the spinal cord disconnector
Findin whores to lock 'em up in motels to inject 'em

(Eminem)
My words are weapons
I use 'em to crush my opponents
My words are weapons
I never show no emotion
My words are weapons
I use 'em to kill whoever's steppin to me
My words are like weaponry on a record

My words are weapons
I use 'em to crush my opponents
These words are weapons
I never did show no emotion
My words are weapons
I use 'em to kill whoever's steppin to me
My words are like weaponry on a record

(Bizarre)
I'm eatin crews like I'm Hannibal
There's no way I can be the gay rapper
(Why not?) I only fuck animals (Oh! Ha-ha)
Stupid trick got my dick startin to itch
Went to my mother's grave site, called her a stupid bitch
One on one in this bloodsport
I'm in divorce court, sold my bitch off a pack of Newports
(Your honor!) Six times I been arrested; how would you feel
if you was a Jehovah witness that always got molested?
(It happens) I'm smokin dank drikin drank
I can't have any kids cause I'm fuckin shootin blanks!
Don't you know Bizarre don't give a fuck?!
Nicole's a whore, I'm glad O.J. murdered the slut (uhh!)
Responsibility, I'm negligent
Bill Clinton's a fag, should be stabbed
Let Richard Simmons be the President (ohh HEYY!!)
Call me a weirdo, call me Bi-zarre
while I stick it up yo' ass while you shittin diarrhea

(Eminem)
My words are weapons
I use 'em to crush my opponents
My words are weapons
I never show no emotion
My words are weapons
I use 'em to kill whoever's steppin to me
My words are like weaponry on a record

My words are weapons
I use 'em to crush my opponents
These words are weapons
I never did show no emotion
My words are weapons
I use 'em to kill whoever's steppin to me
My words are like weaponry on a record

Yo!

[Intro]
Obie Trice, Real Name No Gimmicks..
오비 트라이스, 진짜 이름 가짜 아냐..
Two trailer park girls go round the outside,
두 명의 창녀들이 저기 밖에서 돌아다니네,
round the outside, round the outside.
밖에서 돌아다니네, 밖에서 돌아다니네.
Two trailer park girls go round the outside,
두 명의 창녀들이 저기 밖에서 돌아다니네,
round the outside, round the outside.
밖에서 돌아다니네, 밖에서 돌아다니네.
Guess who's back, back again
누가 돌아왔게 다시 돌아왔게
Shady's back, tell a friend
쉐이디가 돌아왔어 친구들에게 말해
Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back..
누가 돌아왔게, 누가 돌아왔게, 누가 돌아왔게, 누가 돌아왔게, 누가 돌아왔게, 누가 돌아왔게,
누가 돌아왔게..

[Verse 1]
I've created a monster, cuz nobody wants to
난 괴물을 만들었어 아무도 더이상
See Marshall no more they want Shady
마샬을 보기 싫어했기 때문, 그들은 쉐이디를 원해
I'm chopped liver
난 업그레이드 됬는 데
(liver는 live + er)
Well if you want Shady, then this is what I'll give ya
그래 쉐이디를 원한다면 여기 이것들을 주도록 하지
A little bit of me mixed with some hard liquor
나에다가 꽤 쎈 술 조금을 섞고
Some vodka that will jumpstart my heart quicker
내 심장이 더 빠르게 뛰게 하는 보드카도 약간
Then a shock when I get shocked at the hospital
그리고 내가 병원에서 받았던 쇼크도
By the Dr. when I'm not cooperating
내가 돕지 않았던 의사가 줬던 그 쇼크
When I'm rocking the table while he's operating 'Hey'
그가 수술하고 있을 때 난 테이블을 흔들었지 '이봐'
You waited this long to stop debating
이제 날 그만 미워하려고 이만큼 기다린 거야
Cuz I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating
난 돌아왔고, 열심히 힘을 쓰고 있어
(ovulating는 '알을 낳다'라는 뜻으로 '힘을 쓰고 있다'로 의역 가능)
I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney
당신이 직업이 있다는 건 알고 있습니다. Cheney 양
(Ms. Cheney는 Lynne Cheney, 현재 미국 부통령인 Dick Cheney의 아내)
But your husbands heart problem is complicated
하지만 당신 남편 심장병은 복잡하다고요
So the FCC won't let me be
그래 FCC는 날 그대로 내버려 두지 않고
(FCC는 Federal Communications Commission. 방송관리위원회 정도 되는 것으로 방송에 나오는 선정적 방송을 규제함)
Or let me be me so let me see
내가 내가 되지 못하게 하지 한 번 볼까
They tried to shut me down on MTV
그들은 날 MTV에서 쫓아내려 했지
But it feels so empty without me
하지만 내가 없으니 너무 텅빈 것 같잖아
So come on dip, bum on your lips
그래 와서 한 번 봐 입술 위에 엉덩이
fuck that, cum on your lips and some on your tits
집어쳐, 네 입술에 cum 그리고 가슴에도 조금
(cum은 come의 명사, tits는 nipple의 속어)
And get ready cuz this is about to get heavy
그리고 준비해 왜냐하면 진지해지려 하니까
I just settled all my lawsuits, 'Fuck you Debbie!'
방금 내 법정 파일 준비를 끝냈지 '엿먹어 데비!'
(Debbie는 Debbie Mathers, Eminem의 엄마로 저번 앨범의 'Kill You'의 내용을 문제 삼아 명예훼손죄로 Eminem을 고소한 적이 있음)

[Chorus]
Now this looks like a job for me
그래 이거 내게 딱맞는 직업인 것 같군
So everybody just follow me
그러니 모두다 날 따라와
Cuz we need a little controversy,
왜냐하면 조금은 논쟁이 필요하니까,
Cuz it feels so empty without me
나없으면 너무 텅빈 것 같으니까
I said this looks like a job for me
이거 내게 딱맞는 직업인 것 같다니까
So everybody just follow me
그러니 모두다 날 따라와
Cuz we need a little controversy,
왜냐하면 조금은 논쟁이 필요하니까,
Cuz it feels so empty without me
나없으면 너무 텅빈 것 같으니까

[Verse 2]
Little hellions, kids feeling rebellious
어린 개구쟁이들, 반항적이기만 하지
Embarrassed, their parents still listen to Elvis
자기 부모들이 아직 엘비스 프레슬리 노래를 듣는다는 게 창피하지
They start feeling like prisoners helpless,
점점 절망적인 죄수처럼 기분이 들다고
Til someone comes along on a mission and yells 'bitch'
누군가 재빨리 와서 '개자식!'이라고 말해야 안정이 되지
A visionary, vision is scary, could start a revolution,
환상적이지, 환상은 무서워, 지금 난동을 부릴 수도 없지
Pollutin' the air waves a rebel
위협적인 기분이 점점 퍼지지
So just let me just revel and bask,
그러니 그저 내가 파티를 벌이게 해줘
In the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass
사실 난 모두가 내 엉덩이를 키스하게 만들었어
And it's a disaster such a catastrophe
너무 큰 재앙이야 완전 대참사지
For you to see so damn much of my ass you ask for me
니가 내게 보여달라고 했던 엉덩이를 너무 많이 보여줬으니
Well I'm back (nanananananana) fix your bent antenna
어쨌든 난 돌아왔어(나나나나나나나)그 굽은 안테나를 고쳐
('나나나나나' 하는 부분은 Batman의 주제가)
Tune it in and then I'm gonna enter
튠을 맞추면 내가 그대로 들어갈 께
Into the front of your skin like a splinter
네 피부 속으로 마치 가시처럼
The center of attention back for the winter
여기 겨울을 위해 네 안목을 집중시킬 것이 돌아왔지
(Grammy 시상식을 말하고 있음)
I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling
난 재밌는 놈이고, 레슬링 이래로 가장 최고인 놈이야
Infesting in your kids ears and nesting
네 아이들의 귀를 감염시키고 그 안에서 살고 있어
Testing 'Attention Please'
테스트 중 '주목해주세요'
Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me
누가 내 이름을 언급할 때 긴장해
Here's my 10 cents my 2 cents is free
여기 내 10센트 있어 2센트는 공짜로 줄께
A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me?
정말 어렵지, 누가 보냈어, 네가 보낸 거야?

[Chorus]
Now this looks like a job for me
그래 이거 내게 딱맞는 직업인 것 같군
So everybody just follow me
그러니 모두다 날 따라와
Cuz we need a little controversy,
왜냐하면 조금은 논쟁이 필요하니까,
Cuz it feels so empty without me
나없으면 너무 텅빈 것 같으니까
I said this looks like a job for me
이거 내게 딱맞는 직업인 것 같다니까
So everybody just follow me
그러니 모두다 날 따라와
Cuz we need a little controversy,
왜냐하면 조금은 논쟁이 필요하니까,
Cuz it feels so empty without me
나없으면 너무 텅빈 것 같으니까

[Verse 3]
A tisk-it a task-it,
(박자 맞추는 소리인 듯)
I go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this shit that shit
난 어떤 녀석이라도 이 것 저 것 말하는 놈은 가서 날려버릴 꺼야
Chris Kirkpatrik, you can get your ass kicked
Chris Kirkpatrik, 넌 엉덩이를 까주겠어
(Chris Kirkpatrik은 N'Sync의 멤버 중 한 명)
Worse than a little Limp Bizkit bastards,
저 꼬마 Limp Bizkit 새끼보다 더 세게 말야
And Moby, you can get stomped by Obie,
그리고 Moby, 넌 Obie가 밟아줄 거야
You 36 year old bald headed fag blow me
이 36살이나 먹은 대머리 게이 녀석 빨아봐
(blow는 blowjob의 약자, fag는 faggot의 약자. 즉 게이라는 뜻)
You don't know me, you're too old
넌 날 몰라, 넌 너무 늙었어
Let go, it's over, nobody listens to techno
그냥 내버려둬 끝났다고 아무도 테크노는 안 들어
Now lets go, just give me the signal
이제 가보자고, 그냥 신호만 보내줘
I will be there with a whole list full of new insults
그럼 내가 새로운 욕 리스트를 들고 거기 가있을 테니
I've been dope, suspenseful with a pencil
참 멍청했었지, 글자 하나 쓰는 데도 긴장했어
Ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol
Prince가 자기 이름을 기호로 바꿔버렸을 때 부터 말야
(Prince은 Michael Jackson으로 전성기 때 나타난 가수로, 소속사를 바꿀 때 자신의 이름을 이상한 기호로 바꿨습니다. 원래 소속사로 돌아오면서 Prince란 이름으로 다시 바꿨음)
But sometimes that shit just seems,
하지만 이봐 가끔은
Everybody only wants to discuss me
모두가 나만 가지고 얘기하려는 것 같애
So this means I'm disgusting,
그말은 내가 구역질 난단 소리겠군
But its just me I'm just obscene
하지만 난 나야 난 외설적이라고
Though I'm not the first king of controversy
내가 논쟁거리가 된 사람 중 첫번째는 아니지만
I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley,
난 Elvis Presley 이래로 가장 최악의 녀석이야
To do Black Music so selfishly
이 흑인 음악을 이기적으로 사용하고
And use it to get myself wealthy (Hey)
내가 부자가 되는 데 사용했잖아(이봐)
There's a concept that works
되는 데는 다 방법이 있어
20 million other white rappers emerge
이제 다른 2000만 백인 래퍼가 나타난다
But no matter how many fish in the sea
하지만 이 바다에 얼마나 고기가 많던
It'll be so empty without me
내가 없으면 텅빈 기분일 꺼야

[Chorus]
Now this looks like a job for me
그래 이거 내게 딱맞는 직업인 것 같군
So everybody just follow me
그러니 모두다 날 따라와
Cuz we need a little controversy,
왜냐하면 조금은 논쟁이 필요하니까,
Cuz it feels so empty without me
나없으면 너무 텅빈 것 같으니까
I said this looks like a job for me
이거 내게 딱맞는 직업인 것 같다니까
So everybody just follow me
그러니 모두다 날 따라와
Cuz we need a little controversy,
왜냐하면 조금은 논쟁이 필요하니까,
Cuz it feels so empty without me
나없으면 너무 텅빈 것 같으니까

[Outro]
Hum dei la la la, la la la la la,
la la la la la, la la la la
Hum dei la la la, la la la la la,
la la la la la, la la la la

'Kids!'
'얘들아!'

Obie Trice Real Name No Gimmicks
Two trailer park girls
go round the outside
round the outside
round the outside
Two trailer park girls
go round the outside
round the outside
round the outside

Guess who's back back again
Shady's back tell a friend
Guess who's back
guess who's back
guess who's back
Guess who's back
guess who's back
guess who's back
guess who's back

I've created a monster
cuz nobody wants to
See Marshall no more
they want Shady
I'm chopped liver
Well if you want Shady
then this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of me
mixed with some hard liquor
Some vodka that will jumpstart
my heart quicker
Then a shock when I get shocked
at the hospital
By the Dr when I'm not cooperating
When I'm rocking the table
while he's operating 'Hey'
You waited this long
to stop debating
Cuz I'm back I'm on the rag
and ovulating
I know that you got a job
Ms Cheney
But your husbands heart
problem is complicated
So the FCC won't let me be
Or let me be me so let me see
They tried to shut me down
on MTV
But it feels so empty without me
So come on dip bum on your lips
fuck that cum on your lips
and some on your tits
And get ready
cuz this is about to get heavy
I just settled all my lawsuits
'Fuck you Debbie'
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy
Cuz it feels so empty
without me
I said
this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy
Cuz it feels so empty
without me
Little hellions
kids feeling rebellious
Embarrassed their parents
still listen to Elvis
They start feeling like
prisoners helpless
Til someone comes along
on a mission and yells 'bitch'
A visionary vision is scary
could start a revolution
Pollutin' the air waves a rebel
So just let me
just revel and bask
In the fact that I got everyone
kissing my ass
And it's a disaster
such a catastrophe
For you to see so damn
much of my ass you ask for me
Well I'm back
na na na na na na na na na na
fix your bent antenna
Tune it in
and then I'm gonna enter
Into the front of your skin
like a splinter
The center of attention
back for the winter
I'm interesting the best thing
since wrestling
Infesting in your kids ears
and nesting
Testing 'Attention Please'
Feel the tension
soon as someone mentions me
Here's my 10 cents
my 2 cents is free
A nuisance who sent
you sent for me
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy
Cuz it feels so empty without me
I said
this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy
Cuz it feels so empty without me
A tisk it a task it
I go tit for tat with
anybody who's talking
this shit that shit
Chris Kirkpatrik
you can get your ass kicked
Worse than a little Limp
Bizkit bastards
And Moby you can get
stomped by Obie
You 36 year old
bald headed fag blow me
You don't know me
you're too old
Let go it's over
nobody listens to techno
Now lets go
just give me the signal
I will be there with a whole
list full of new insults
I've been dope suspenseful
with a pencil
Ever since Prince turned
himself into a symbol
But sometimes
that shit just seems
Everybody only wants to
discuss me
So this must mean
I'm disgusting
But its just me
I'm just obscene
Though I'm not the first king
of controversy
I am the worst thing
since Elvis Presley
To do Black Music so selfishly
And use it to get
myself wealthy
Hey
There's a concept that works
20 million other white
rappers emerge
But no matter how
many fish in the sea
It'll be so empty without me
now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy
Cuz it feels so empty without me
I said
this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy
Cuz it feels so empty without me
Hum dei la la la
la la la la la
la la la la la la la la la
Hum dei la la la
la la la la la
la la la la la la la la la
Kids

Two trailer park girls
go round the outsideround the outsideround the outsideTwo trailer park girlsgo round the outsideround the outsideround the outsideGuess who's back back againShady's back tell a friendGuess who's backguess who's backguess who's backGuess who's backguess who's backguess who's backguess who's backI've created a monstercuz nobody wants toSee Marshall no morethey want ShadyI'm chopped liverWell if you want Shadythen this is what I'll give yaA little bit of memixed with some hard liquorSome vodka that will jumpstartmy heart quickerThen a shock when I get shockedat the hospitalBy the Dr when I'm not cooperatingWhen I'm rocking the tablewhile he's operating 'Hey'You waited this longto stop debatingCuz I'm back I'm on the ragand ovulatingI know that you got a jobMs CheneyBut your husbands heartproblem is complicatedSo the FCC won't let me beOr let me be me so let me seeThey tried to shut me downon MTVBut it feels so empty without meSo come on dip bum on your lipsfuck that cum on your lipsand some on your titsAnd get readycuz this is about to get heavyI just settled all my lawsuits'Fuck you Debbie'Now this looks like a job for meSo everybody just follow meCuz we need a little controversyCuz it feels so emptywithout meI saidthis looks like a job for meSo everybody just follow meCuz we need a little controversyCuz it feels so emptywithout meLittle hellionskids feeling rebelliousEmbarrassed their parentsstill listen to ElvisThey start feeling likeprisoners helplessTil someone comes alongon a mission and yells 'bitch'A visionary vision is scarycould start a revolutionPollutin' the air waves a rebelSo just let mejust revel and baskIn the fact that I got everyonekissing my assAnd it's a disastersuch a catastropheFor you to see so damnmuch of my ass you ask for meWell I'm backna na na na na na na na na nafix your bent antennaTune it inand then I'm gonna enterInto the front of your skinlike a splinterThe center of attentionback for the winterI'm interesting the best thingsince wrestlingInfesting in your kids earsand nestingTesting 'Attention Please'Feel the tensionsoon as someone mentions meHere's my 10 centsmy 2 cents is freeA nuisance who sentyou sent for meNow this looks like a job for meSo everybody just follow meCuz we need a little controversyCuz it feels so empty without meI saidthis looks like a job for meSo everybody just follow meCuz we need a little controversyCuz it feels so empty without meA tisk it a task itI go tit for tat withanybody who's talkingthis shit that shitChris Kirkpatrikyou can get your ass kickedWorse than a little LimpBizkit bastardsAnd Moby you can getstomped by ObieYou 36 year oldbald headed fag blow meYou don't know meyou're too oldLet go it's overnobody listens to technoNow lets gojust give me the signalI will be there with a wholelist full of new insultsI've been dope suspensefulwith a pencilEver since Prince turnedhimself into a symbolBut sometimesthat shit just seemsEverybody only wants todiscuss meSo this must meanI'm disgustingBut its just meI'm just obsceneThough I'm not the first kingof controversyI am the worst thingsince Elvis PresleyTo do Black Music so selfishlyAnd use it to getmyself wealthyHeyThere's a concept that works20 million other whiterappers emergeBut no matter howmany fish in the seaIt'll be so empty without menow this looks like a job for meSo everybody just follow meCuz we need a little controversyCuz it feels so empty without meI saidthis looks like a job for meSo everybody just follow meCuz we need a little controversyCuz it feels so empty without meHum dei la la lala la la la lala la la la la la la la laHum dei la la lala la la la lala la la la la la la la laKids

"Obie Trice, Real Name, No Gimmicks..."
Two trailer park girls go round the outside,round the outside, round the outside.Two trailer park girls go round the outside,round the outside, round the outside.
Wooo!
"Ooooohhhhh!"
Guess who's back, back againShady's back, tell a friendGuess who's back, guess who's back,guess who's back, guess who's back,guess who's back, guess who's back,guess who's back...Duh da Da um, da um, da um, da um, da um, da um, da um, Duh da Da um, da um, da um, da um, da um, da um, da um,
I've created a monsta, 'cuz nobody wants toSee Marshall no more, they want Shady,I'm chopped liver.Well, if you want Shady, this is what I'll give yaA little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquorSome vodka that will jumpstart my heart quickaThen a shock when I get shocked at the hospitalBy the doctor when I'm not cooperatingWhen I'm rockin' the table while he's operating "Hey!"You waited this long to stop debating'Cuz I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulatingI know that you got a job Mrs. CheneyBut your husband's heart problem is complicatingSo the FCC won't let me beOr let me be me so let me seeThey tried to shut me down on MTVBut it feels so empty without meSo come on dip, bum on your lipsFuck thatCome on your lips and some on your tits,And get ready 'cuz this shit's about to get heavyI just settled all my lawsuits, "Fuck you Debbie!"
Now this looks like a job for meSo everybody just follow me'Cuz we need a little controversy,'Cuz it feels so empty without meI said this looks like a job for meSo everybody just follow me'Cuz we need a little controversy,'Cuz it feels so empty without me
Little hellions, kids feelin' rebelliousEmbarrassed, their parents still listen to ElvisThey start feelin' like prisoners, helpless,'Til someone comes along on a mission and yells "BITCH!"A visionary, vision is scary, could start a revolution,Pollutin' the air wavesA rebel,So let me just revel and bask,In the fact that I got everyone kissin' my assAnd it's a disaster, such a catastropheFor you to see so damn much of my ass, you asked for me?Well I'm back (Da Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na) fix your bent antennaTune it in and then I'm gonna enterInto the front of your skin like a splinterThe center of attention back for the winterI'm interesting, the best thing since wrestlingInfesting in your kids ears and nesting"Testing: Attention Please!"Feel the tension soon as someone mentions meHere's my 10 cents, my 2 cents is freeA nuisance, who sent, you sent for me?
Now this looks like a job for meSo everybody just follow me'Cuz we need a little controversy,'Cuz it feels so empty without meI said this looks like a job for meSo everybody just follow me'Cuz we need a little controversy,'Cuz it feels so empty without me
Now this looks like a job for meSo everybody just follow me'Cuz we need a little controversy,'Cuz it feels so empty without meI said this looks like a job for meSo everybody just follow me'Cuz we need a little controversy,'Cuz it feels so empty without me
A tisk-it a task-it,I go tit for tat with anybody who's talkin' this shit, that shitChris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kickedWorse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards,And Moby?, you can get stoned by Obie,You 36 year-old bald-headed fag blow meYou don't know me, you're too oldLet go, it's over, nobody listens to technoNow let's go, just give me the signalI'll be there with a whole list full of new insultsI been dope, suspenseful with a pencilEver since Prince turned himself into a symbol (knife scrapes)But sometimes the shit just seems,Everybody only wants to discuss meSo this must mean I'm disgusting,But it's just me I'm just obsceneThough I'm not the first king of controversyI am the worst thing since Elvis Presley,To do Black music so selfishlyAnd use it to get myself wealthy (Hey!)There's a concept that works20 million other white rappers emergeBut no matta how many fish in the seaIt'll be so empty without me
Now this looks like a job for meSo everybody just follow me'Cuz we need a little controversy,'Cuz it feels so empty without meI said this looks like a job for meSo everybody just follow me'Cuz we need a little controversy,'Cuz it feels so empty without me
Now this looks like a job for meSo everybody just follow me'Cuz we need a little controversy,'Cuz it feels so empty without meI said this looks like a job for meSo everybody just follow me'Cuz we need a little controversy,'Cuz it feels so empty without me
Heh-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-laLa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
"Kids!"
 

[Intro]
Obie Trice, Real Name No Gimmicks..
오비 트라이스, 진짜 이름 가짜 아냐..
Two trailer park girls go round the outside,
두 명의 창녀들이 저기 밖에서 돌아다니네,
round the outside, round the outside.
밖에서 돌아다니네, 밖에서 돌아다니네.
Two trailer park girls go round the outside,
두 명의 창녀들이 저기 밖에서 돌아다니네,
round the outside, round the outside.
밖에서 돌아다니네, 밖에서 돌아다니네.
Guess who's back, back again
누가 돌아왔게 다시 돌아왔게
Shady's back, tell a friend
쉐이디가 돌아왔어 친구들에게 말해
Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back..
누가 돌아왔게, 누가 돌아왔게, 누가 돌아왔게, 누가 돌아왔게, 누가 돌아왔게, 누가 돌아왔게,
누가 돌아왔게..

[Verse 1]
I've created a monster, cuz nobody wants to
난 괴물을 만들었어 아무도 더이상
See Marshall no more they want Shady
마샬을 보기 싫어했기 때문, 그들은 쉐이디를 원해
I'm chopped liver
난 업그레이드 됬는 데
(liver는 live + er)
Well if you want Shady, then this is what I'll give ya
그래 쉐이디를 원한다면 여기 이것들을 주도록 하지
A little bit of me mixed with some hard liquor
나에다가 꽤 쎈 술 조금을 섞고
Some vodka that will jumpstart my heart quicker
내 심장이 더 빠르게 뛰게 하는 보드카도 약간
Then a shock when I get shocked at the hospital
그리고 내가 병원에서 받았던 쇼크도
By the Dr. when I'm not cooperating
내가 돕지 않았던 의사가 줬던 그 쇼크
When I'm rocking the table while he's operating 'Hey'
그가 수술하고 있을 때 난 테이블을 흔들었지 '이봐'
You waited this long to stop debating
이제 날 그만 미워하려고 이만큼 기다린 거야
Cuz I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating
난 돌아왔고, 열심히 힘을 쓰고 있어
(ovulating는 '알을 낳다'라는 뜻으로 '힘을 쓰고 있다'로 의역 가능)
I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney
당신이 직업이 있다는 건 알고 있습니다. Cheney 양
(Ms. Cheney는 Lynne Cheney, 현재 미국 부통령인 Dick Cheney의 아내)
But your husbands heart problem is complicated
하지만 당신 남편 심장병은 복잡하다고요
So the FCC won't let me be
그래 FCC는 날 그대로 내버려 두지 않고
(FCC는 Federal Communications Commission. 방송관리위원회 정도 되는 것으로 방송에 나오는 선정적 방송을 규제함)
Or let me be me so let me see
내가 내가 되지 못하게 하지 한 번 볼까
They tried to shut me down on MTV
그들은 날 MTV에서 쫓아내려 했지
But it feels so empty without me
하지만 내가 없으니 너무 텅빈 것 같잖아
So come on dip, bum on your lips
그래 와서 한 번 봐 입술 위에 엉덩이
fuck that, cum on your lips and some on your tits
집어쳐, 네 입술에 cum 그리고 가슴에도 조금
(cum은 come의 명사, tits는 nipple의 속어)
And get ready cuz this is about to get heavy
그리고 준비해 왜냐하면 진지해지려 하니까
I just settled all my lawsuits, 'Fuck you Debbie!'
방금 내 법정 파일 준비를 끝냈지 '엿먹어 데비!'
(Debbie는 Debbie Mathers, Eminem의 엄마로 저번 앨범의 'Kill You'의 내용을 문제 삼아 명예훼손죄로 Eminem을 고소한 적이 있음)

[Chorus]
Now this looks like a job for me
그래 이거 내게 딱맞는 직업인 것 같군
So everybody just follow me
그러니 모두다 날 따라와
Cuz we need a little controversy,
왜냐하면 조금은 논쟁이 필요하니까,
Cuz it feels so empty without me
나없으면 너무 텅빈 것 같으니까
I said this looks like a job for me
이거 내게 딱맞는 직업인 것 같다니까
So everybody just follow me
그러니 모두다 날 따라와
Cuz we need a little controversy,
왜냐하면 조금은 논쟁이 필요하니까,
Cuz it feels so empty without me
나없으면 너무 텅빈 것 같으니까

[Verse 2]
Little hellions, kids feeling rebellious
어린 개구쟁이들, 반항적이기만 하지
Embarrassed, their parents still listen to Elvis
자기 부모들이 아직 엘비스 프레슬리 노래를 듣는다는 게 창피하지
They start feeling like prisoners helpless,
점점 절망적인 죄수처럼 기분이 들다고
Til someone comes along on a mission and yells 'bitch'
누군가 재빨리 와서 '개자식!'이라고 말해야 안정이 되지
A visionary, vision is scary, could start a revolution,
환상적이지, 환상은 무서워, 지금 난동을 부릴 수도 없지
Pollutin' the air waves a rebel
위협적인 기분이 점점 퍼지지
So just let me just revel and bask,
그러니 그저 내가 파티를 벌이게 해줘
In the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass
사실 난 모두가 내 엉덩이를 키스하게 만들었어
And it's a disaster such a catastrophe
너무 큰 재앙이야 완전 대참사지
For you to see so damn much of my ass you ask for me
니가 내게 보여달라고 했던 엉덩이를 너무 많이 보여줬으니
Well I'm back (nanananananana) fix your bent antenna
어쨌든 난 돌아왔어(나나나나나나나)그 굽은 안테나를 고쳐
('나나나나나' 하는 부분은 Batman의 주제가)
Tune it in and then I'm gonna enter
튠을 맞추면 내가 그대로 들어갈 께
Into the front of your skin like a splinter
네 피부 속으로 마치 가시처럼
The center of attention back for the winter
여기 겨울을 위해 네 안목을 집중시킬 것이 돌아왔지
(Grammy 시상식을 말하고 있음)
I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling
난 재밌는 놈이고, 레슬링 이래로 가장 최고인 놈이야
Infesting in your kids ears and nesting
네 아이들의 귀를 감염시키고 그 안에서 살고 있어
Testing 'Attention Please'
테스트 중 '주목해주세요'
Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me
누가 내 이름을 언급할 때 긴장해
Here's my 10 cents my 2 cents is free
여기 내 10센트 있어 2센트는 공짜로 줄께
A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me?
정말 어렵지, 누가 보냈어, 네가 보낸 거야?

[Chorus]
Now this looks like a job for me
그래 이거 내게 딱맞는 직업인 것 같군
So everybody just follow me
그러니 모두다 날 따라와
Cuz we need a little controversy,
왜냐하면 조금은 논쟁이 필요하니까,
Cuz it feels so empty without me
나없으면 너무 텅빈 것 같으니까
I said this looks like a job for me
이거 내게 딱맞는 직업인 것 같다니까
So everybody just follow me
그러니 모두다 날 따라와
Cuz we need a little controversy,
왜냐하면 조금은 논쟁이 필요하니까,
Cuz it feels so empty without me
나없으면 너무 텅빈 것 같으니까

[Verse 3]
A tisk-it a task-it,
(박자 맞추는 소리인 듯)
I go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this shit that shit
난 어떤 녀석이라도 이 것 저 것 말하는 놈은 가서 날려버릴 꺼야
Chris Kirkpatrik, you can get your ass kicked
Chris Kirkpatrik, 넌 엉덩이를 까주겠어
(Chris Kirkpatrik은 N'Sync의 멤버 중 한 명)
Worse than a little Limp Bizkit bastards,
저 꼬마 Limp Bizkit 새끼보다 더 세게 말야
And Moby, you can get stomped by Obie,
그리고 Moby, 넌 Obie가 밟아줄 거야
You 36 year old bald headed fag blow me
이 36살이나 먹은 대머리 게이 녀석 빨아봐
(blow는 blowjob의 약자, fag는 faggot의 약자. 즉 게이라는 뜻)
You don't know me, you're too old
넌 날 몰라, 넌 너무 늙었어
Let go, it's over, nobody listens to techno
그냥 내버려둬 끝났다고 아무도 테크노는 안 들어
Now lets go, just give me the signal
이제 가보자고, 그냥 신호만 보내줘
I will be there with a whole list full of new insults
그럼 내가 새로운 욕 리스트를 들고 거기 가있을 테니
I've been dope, suspenseful with a pencil
참 멍청했었지, 글자 하나 쓰는 데도 긴장했어
Ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol
Prince가 자기 이름을 기호로 바꿔버렸을 때 부터 말야
(Prince은 Michael Jackson으로 전성기 때 나타난 가수로, 소속사를 바꿀 때 자신의 이름을 이상한 기호로 바꿨습니다. 원래 소속사로 돌아오면서 Prince란 이름으로 다시 바꿨음)
But sometimes that shit just seems,
하지만 이봐 가끔은
Everybody only wants to discuss me
모두가 나만 가지고 얘기하려는 것 같애
So this means I'm disgusting,
그말은 내가 구역질 난단 소리겠군
But its just me I'm just obscene
하지만 난 나야 난 외설적이라고
Though I'm not the first king of controversy
내가 논쟁거리가 된 사람 중 첫번째는 아니지만
I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley,
난 Elvis Presley 이래로 가장 최악의 녀석이야
To do Black Music so selfishly
이 흑인 음악을 이기적으로 사용하고
And use it to get myself wealthy (Hey)
내가 부자가 되는 데 사용했잖아(이봐)
There's a concept that works
되는 데는 다 방법이 있어
20 million other white rappers emerge
이제 다른 2000만 백인 래퍼가 나타난다
But no matter how many fish in the sea
하지만 이 바다에 얼마나 고기가 많던
It'll be so empty without me
내가 없으면 텅빈 기분일 꺼야

[Chorus]
Now this looks like a job for me
그래 이거 내게 딱맞는 직업인 것 같군
So everybody just follow me
그러니 모두다 날 따라와
Cuz we need a little controversy,
왜냐하면 조금은 논쟁이 필요하니까,
Cuz it feels so empty without me
나없으면 너무 텅빈 것 같으니까
I said this looks like a job for me
이거 내게 딱맞는 직업인 것 같다니까
So everybody just follow me
그러니 모두다 날 따라와
Cuz we need a little controversy,
왜냐하면 조금은 논쟁이 필요하니까,
Cuz it feels so empty without me
나없으면 너무 텅빈 것 같으니까

[Outro]
Hum dei la la la, la la la la la,
la la la la la, la la la la
Hum dei la la la, la la la la la,
la la la la la, la la la la

'Kids!'
'얘들아!'

I never knew I..
I never knew I..
Mic check one-two
I never knew I..
Who woulda knew?
I never knew I..
Who'da known?
I never knew I..
Fuck would've thought
I never knew I..
Motherfucker comes out
I never knew I..
and sells a couple of million records
I never knew I..
And these motherfuckers hit the ceiling
I never knew I..

I don't do black music, I don't do white music
I make fight music, for high school kids
I put lives at risk when I drive like this {*tires screech*}
I put wives at risk with a knife like this (AHHH!!)
Shit, you probably think I'm in your tape deck now
I'm in the back seat of your truck, with duct tape stretched
out
Ducked the fuck way down, waitin to straight jump out
put it over your mouth, and grab you by the face, what now?
Oh - you want me to watch my mouth, how?
Take my fuckin eyeballs out, and turn em around?
Look - I'll burn your fuckin house down, circle around
and hit the hydrant, so you can't put your burning furniture
out
(Oh my God! Oh my God!) I'm sorry, there must be a mix-up
You want me to fix up lyrics while the President gets his
dick
sucked?
{*ewwww*} Fuck that, take drugs, rape sluts
Make fun of gay clubs, men who wear make-up
Get aware, wake up, get a sense of humor
Quit tryin to censor music, this is for your kid's amusement
(The kids!) But don't blame me when lil' Eric jumps off of
the
terrace
You shoulda been watchin him - apparently you ain't parents

* Repeat

Cause I never knew I, knew I would get this big
I never knew I, knew I'd effect this kid
I never knew I'd, get him to slit his wrist
I never knew I'd, get him to hit this bitch
I never knew I, knew I would get this big
I never knew I, knew I'd effect this kid
I never knew I'd, get him to slit his wrist
I never knew I'd, get him to hit this bitch

So who's bringin the guns in this country? (Hmm?)
I couldn't sneak a plastic pellet gun through customs over
in
London
And last week, I seen a Schwarzaneggar movie
where he's shootin all sorts of these motherfuckers with a
uzi
I sees three little kids, up in the front row,
screamin "Go," with their 17-year-old Uncle
I'm like, "Guidance - ain't they got the same moms and dads
who got mad when I asked if they liked violence?"
And told me that my tape taught 'em to swear
What about the make-up you allow your 12-year-old daughter
to
wear?
(Hmm?) So tell me that your son doesn't know any cuss words
when his bus driver's screamin at him, fuckin him up worse
("Go sit the fuck down, you little fuckin prick!")
And fuck was the first word I ever learned
up in the third grade, flippin the gym teacher the bird
(Look!)
So read up, about how I used to get beat up
peed on, be on free lunch, and change school every 3 months
My life's like kinda what my wife's like (what?)
Fucked up after I beat her fuckin ass every night, Ike
So how much easier would life be
if 19 million motherfuckers grew to be just like me?

* Repeat

I never knew I.. knew I'd..
have a new house or a new car
A couple years ago I was more poorer than you are
I don't got that bad of a mouth, do I?
Fuck shit ass bitch cunt, shooby-de-doo-wop (what?)
Skibbedy-be-bop, a-Christopher Reeves
Sonny Bono, skis horses and hittin some trees (HEY!)
How many retards'll listen to me
and run up in the school shootin when they're pissed at a
teach-er, her, him, is it you is it them?
"Wasn't me, Slim Shady said to do it again!"
Damn! How much damage can you do with a pen?
Man I'm just as fucked up as you woulda been
if you woulda been, in my shoes, who woulda thought
Slim Shady would be somethin that you woulda bought
that woulda made you get a gun and shoot at a cop
I just said it - I ain't know if you'd do it or not

* Repeat

How the fuck was I supposed to know?

America
We love you
How many people are proud
to be citizens of this beautiful
country of ours
The stripes and the stars
for the rights of men
who have died for to protect
The women and men
who have broke their necks
for the freedom of speech the
United States Government
has sworn to uphold
I want everbody to
listen to the words of this song
I neva woulda dreamed
in a million years I'd see
So many mothafuckin people
who feel like me
Who share the same views
And the same exact beliefs
It's like a fuckin army marchin
in back of me
So many lives I touched
So much anger aimed
at no particular direction
Just sprays and sprays
And straight through
your radio waves
It plays and plays
Till it stays stuck in ya head
For days and days
Who woulda thought standin
in this mirror
Bleachin my hair wit some Peroxide
Reachin for a T shirt to wear
That I would catapult
to the fore front of rap like this
How can I predict my words
And have an impact like this
I musta struck a chord wit
somebody up in the office
Cuz congress keeps tellin me
I ain't causin nuttin but problems
And now they sayin
I'm in trouble wit the Government
I'm lovin it
I shoveled shit all my life
And now I'm dumpin it on
WHITE AMERICA
I could be one of ya kids
WHITE AMERICA
Little Eric looks just like this
WHITE AMERICA
Erica loves my shit
I go to TRL
Look how many hugs I get
WHITE AMERICA
I could be one of ya kids
WHITE AMERICA
Little Eric looks just like this
WHITE AMERICA
Erica loves my shit
I go to TRL
Look how many hugs I get
Look at these eyes baby
blue baby just like yaself
If they were brown
Shady lose Shady sits on the shelf
But Shady's cute Shady knew
Shady's dimples would help
Make ladies swoon baby
Look at myself
Let's do the math
If I was black I woulda sold half
I ain't have to graduate
from Lincoln High School
to know that
But I can rap so fuck school
I'm too cool to go back
Gimme the mic
Show me where the fuckin studios at
When I was underground
No one gave a fuck I was white
No labels wanted to sign me
Almost gave up I was like Fuck it
Until I met Dre
The only one who looked past
Gave me a chance
And I lit a fire up under his ass
Helped him get back to the top
Every fan black that I got
Was probably his in exchange
for every white fan that hes got
Like damn we just swapped
Sittin back look at this shit wow
I'm like My skin is it startin
to work to my benefit now
WHITE AMERICA
I could be one of ya kids
WHITE AMERICA
Little Eric looks just like this
WHITE AMERICA
Erica loves my shit
I go to TRL
Look how many hugs I get
WHITE AMERICA
I could be one of ya kids
WHITE AMERICA
Little Eric looks just like this
WHITE AMERICA
Erica loves my shit
I go to TRL
Look how many hugs I get
See the problem is
I speak to suburban kids
Who otherwise woulda never knew
these words exist
These moms probably woulda never
gave 2 squirts of piss
Till I created so much
muthafuckin turbulance
Straight out the tube right
into ya livin rooms I came
And kids flipped
When they knew
I was produced by Dre
That's all it took
And they were instantly
hooked right in
And they connected wit me too
because I looked like them
That's why they put my lyrics up
under this microscope
Searchin wit a fine toothed comb
It's like this rope
waitin to choke
Tightenin around my throat
Watchin me while I write
this like I dont like this NO
All I hear is
Lyrics lyrics constant controversy
Sponsors workin round the clock
To try to stop my concerts early
Surely hip hop is never a problem
In Harlem only In Boston
After it bothered ya fathers
Of daughters startin to blossom
Now I'm catchin the flack
from these activists
When they raggin
Actin like I'm the 1st rapper
to smack a bitch and say faggot
Shit Just look at me like
I'm ya closest pal
A poster child
The muthafuckin spokesman now for
WHITE AMERICA
I could be one of ya kids
WHITE AMERICA
Little Eric looks just like this
WHITE AMERICA
Erica loves my shit
I go to TRL
Look how many hugs I get
WHITE AMERICA
I could be one of ya kids
WHITE AMERICA
Little Eric looks just like this
WHITE AMERICA
Erica loves my shit
I go to TRL
Look how many hugs I get
So to the parents of America
I am the damager aimed
at little Erica
To attack her character
The ring leader of the circus
of worthless pawns
Sent to lead the march
right up to the steps of Congress
And piss on the lawns
of the White House
To burn the casket and replace it
with a parental advisory sticker
To spit liquor in the faces
of this democracy of hipocracy
Fuck you Ms Cheney
Fuck you Tipper Gore
Fuck you with the freeness
of speech this divided states
of embarrasment Will
allow me to have
Fuck You

I'm just playin America
you know I love you

America!

We love you!

How many people are proud

to be citiznes of this beautiful country of ours?

The stripes and the stars for the rights that men

have died for to protect

The women and men who have broke their necks for the

freedom of speech the United States government has

sworn to uphold. Or so we′′re are told.

(Yo i want ever body to listen to the words of this song) Verse I never would′′ve dreamed in a million

years I′′d see, so many mother fuckin people who feel

like me

who share the same views and the same exact beliefs,

it′′s like a fuckin army marchin in back of me

So many lives I touch anger aimed in noo particular

direction, just sprays and sorays

Straight through your radio waves it plays and plasys,

till it stays stuck in your head for days and days

who woulda thought, standing in this mirror bleachin

my haor, with some peroxide, reachin for a t-shirt

to wear

that I would catapult to the forefront of rap like

this? How could I predict my woeds would have an impact

like this

I must′′ve struck a chord, with somebody uo in the

office, cuz Congress keeps telling me I aint′′causin

nuthin but problems

and now they′′re sayin I′′m in trouble with the

government, I′′m lovin it, I shoveled shit all my life

and now I dumping in on Chorus X2 White America!

I could be one of your kins White America! Little

Eric looks just like this White America! Erica loves

my shit I go to TRL, look how many hugs I gey Verse 2 Look at these eyes, baby bule, baby just like yourself

if they werr brown Shady lose, Shady sits on the shelf

but Shady′′s cute, Shady knew Shady′′s dimples would help

make ladies swoon baby.ooh baby! Look at my sales

Lets do the mahth, If I was black I would′′ve sold

half, I ain′′t have to graduate from Lincoln High

School to know that

but I could rap, so fuck school

Music reality
sometimes
it's hard to tell the difference
But we as entertainers
have a responsibility
to these kids
Psyche
If I were to die murdered in
cold blood tomorrow
Would you feel
sorrow or show love
Or would it matter
Can never be the lead off
batter of things Shit for me to
feed off I'm see saw battlin
But theres way too much at stake
for me to be fake
There's too much on my plate
And I came way too
far in this game
to turn and walk away
And not say what I got to say
What the fuck you take me for
a joke
you smokin crack
Before I do that
I beg Mariah to take me back
I get up 'for i get down
run myself in the ground
'for I put some wack shit out
I'm tryina smack
this one out the park
five thousand mark
Ya'll steady tryin to drown
the shark
Ain't gonna do nothin but
piss me off
Lid to the can of whoop ass
just twist me off See me leap out
pull the piece out
fuck shootin i'm just trying
to knock his teeth out
Fuck with me now
bitch let's see you freestyle
Talk is cheap
motherfucker if you're really
feeling froggish leap
Yo slim you gonna
let him get away with that
He tried to play you
you can't
let him 'scape with that
Man I hate this crap
this ain't rap
This is crazy the way we act
When we confuse hip hop
with real
life when the music stops
There ain't no getting
rid of McVeigh
If so you woulda tried
The only way
I'm leavin this bitch is suicide
I have died clinically
arrived back at my enemy's
crib with hennesy
Got drunk then I finished
he I'm every nigga's
favorite arch enemy
Physically fitted to be the most
dangerous nigga with beef
I spark willingly
with a dillinger in the dark
dilligently
I'm not what you think
I appear to be fucked up
Mentally endangered
I can't stay away from a razor
I just want my face in a paper
I wish a nigger had a grenade
to squeeze tight
to awake neighbors for acres
I murder you
Danger had me turned
into a mad man
son of sam, bitch I'm surgical
I'l allergic to dyin
you think not
you got balls
We can see how large
When the music stops
I was happy having a
deal at first
Thought money would
make me happy but
It only made my pain worst
It hurts when u see ur friends
turn their back on u dawg
When u ain't
got nothing left but ur word
and ur balls N ur stress
full of cause
Of ur new friends they beggin
with their hands out
Checking for ur record when
its selling
When it aint that's the end
no laughs No friends no girl
Just the gin u drink till
u car spin u then
Damn
U slam into the wall and u fall
Out the car
trying to crawl with one arm
About to lose it all in a
pool of alcohol
If my funeral's tomorrow
wonder if they would even call
when the music stops
Let's see how many of
your men loyal
When i pull up looking for you
With a pistol sipping
on a can of pennzoil
I'm revved up
who said what would lead bust
ur head would
just explode With red stuff
i'm hand cuffed tossed in the
paddy wagon
Braggin about how u
shot it like a coward
bullets devour you
showered you Niggars
if i was u niggas
i'll run while given the chance
Understand i can enchance the
spirit of man
Death itself it can't hurt me
just the thought of
dying alone that really Hurts me
u ain't worthy to
speak thoughts of cheap talk
Be smart and stop trying to
walk how g's walk
before we spark
Hug the floor while we
plan to the war with ur life
fuck the tour and the mic
I'll rather
fuck a whore with a knife
deliver that
shit the coroner's like
You high hype poppin' shit in
broad day light
nigga ur a gonna at night
When The Music Stops
Instigators turn pits in cages
Let loose and bit
the neighbours wrist to razors
Ya'll don't want war
you want talk
In the dark my dogs
all bark like woof
Proof nigga I'm a wolf
get your whole roof
Caved in like reindeer hoofs
Stomped the roof shake
the floor tiles loose
The more ya'll breach
the more I moves
This hell street
this is hardcore blues
Put a gun to rap checking
all our jewels
Or make the news
betcha all ya'll move
When the uzi pop you better drop
when the music stop
Music's changed
my life in so many ways
Brains confused and
fucked since the 5th grade
LL told me to rock the bells
NWA said fuck the police
Now i'm in jail 93 was
strictly R&B
Fucked up hair cut
Listen to Jodeci
Michael Jackson
who go tell me i'm Mike
Ass cheeks painted white
Fucking Presilla at night
Flying down sunset smoking crack
Transvestite in the
front Eddi Murphy in the back
MOP had me grindy and griddy
Marilyn Manson
i dyed my hair blue
And grew some titties
Ludacris told me to
throw them bows
Now i'm in the hospital
Broken nose and a fractured elbow
Voices in my head
i'm going in shock
I'm reaching for the glock
but the music stops

Music reality
sometimes
it's hard to tell the difference
But we as entertainers
have a responsibility
to these kids
Psyche
If I were to die murdered in
cold blood tomorrow
Would you feel
sorrow or show love
Or would it matter
Can never be the lead off
batter of things Shit for me to
feed off I'm see saw battlin
But theres way too much at stake
for me to be fake
There's too much on my plate
And I came way too
far in this game
to turn and walk away
And not say what I got to say
What the fuck you take me for
a joke
you smokin crack
Before I do that
I beg Mariah to take me back
I get up 'for i get down
run myself in the ground
'for I put some wack shit out
I'm tryina smack
this one out the park
five thousand mark
Ya'll steady tryin to drown
the shark
Ain't gonna do nothin but
piss me off
Lid to the can of whoop ass
just twist me off See me leap out
pull the piece out
fuck shootin i'm just trying
to knock his teeth out
Fuck with me now
bitch let's see you freestyle
Talk is cheap
motherfucker if you're really
feeling froggish leap
Yo slim you gonna
let him get away with that
He tried to play you
you can't
let him 'scape with that
Man I hate this crap
this ain't rap
This is crazy the way we act
When we confuse hip hop
with real
life when the music stops
There ain't no getting
rid of McVeigh
If so you woulda tried
The only way
I'm leavin this bitch is suicide
I have died clinically
arrived back at my enemy's
crib with hennesy
Got drunk then I finished
he I'm every nigga's
favorite arch enemy
Physically fitted to be the most
dangerous nigga with beef
I spark willingly
with a dillinger in the dark
dilligently
I'm not what you think
I appear to be fucked up
Mentally endangered
I can't stay away from a razor
I just want my face in a paper
I wish a nigger had a grenade
to squeeze tight
to awake neighbors for acres
I murder you
Danger had me turned
into a mad man
son of sam, bitch I'm surgical
I'l allergic to dyin
you think not
you got balls
We can see how large
When the music stops
I was happy having a
deal at first
Thought money would
make me happy but
It only made my pain worst
It hurts when u see ur friends
turn their back on u dawg
When u ain't
got nothing left but ur word
and ur balls N ur stress
full of cause
Of ur new friends they beggin
with their hands out
Checking for ur record when
its selling
When it aint that's the end
no laughs No friends no girl
Just the gin u drink till
u car spin u then
Damn
U slam into the wall and u fall
Out the car
trying to crawl with one arm
About to lose it all in a
pool of alcohol
If my funeral's tomorrow
wonder if they would even call
when the music stops
Let's see how many of
your men loyal
When i pull up looking for you
With a pistol sipping
on a can of pennzoil
I'm revved up
who said what would lead bust
ur head would
just explode With red stuff
i'm hand cuffed tossed in the
paddy wagon
Braggin about how u
shot it like a coward
bullets devour you
showered you Niggars
if i was u niggas
i'll run while given the chance
Understand i can enchance the
spirit of man
Death itself it can't hurt me
just the thought of
dying alone that really Hurts me
u ain't worthy to
speak thoughts of cheap talk
Be smart and stop trying to
walk how g's walk
before we spark
Hug the floor while we
plan to the war with ur life
fuck the tour and the mic
I'll rather
fuck a whore with a knife
deliver that
shit the coroner's like
You high hype poppin' shit in
broad day light
nigga ur a gonna at night
When The Music Stops
Instigators turn pits in cages
Let loose and bit
the neighbours wrist to razors
Ya'll don't want war
you want talk
In the dark my dogs
all bark like woof
Proof nigga I'm a wolf
get your whole roof
Caved in like reindeer hoofs
Stomped the roof shake
the floor tiles loose
The more ya'll breach
the more I moves
This hell street
this is hardcore blues
Put a gun to rap checking
all our jewels
Or make the news
betcha all ya'll move
When the uzi pop you better drop
when the music stop
Music's changed
my life in so many ways
Brains confused and
fucked since the 5th grade
LL told me to rock the bells
NWA said fuck the police
Now i'm in jail 93 was
strictly R&B
Fucked up hair cut
Listen to Jodeci
Michael Jackson
who go tell me i'm Mike
Ass cheeks painted white
Fucking Presilla at night
Flying down sunset smoking crack
Transvestite in the
front Eddi Murphy in the back
MOP had me grindy and griddy
Marilyn Manson
i dyed my hair blue
And grew some titties
Ludacris told me to
throw them bows
Now i'm in the hospital
Broken nose and a fractured elbow
Voices in my head
i'm going in shock
I'm reaching for the glock
but the music stops

Yeah
It's my life
My own words I guess Have you ever loved someone so much
you'd give an arm for
Not the expression, no
literally give an arm for
When they know they're your heart
And you know you were their armour
And you will destroy
anyone who would try to harm 'em

But what happens when karma
turns right around and bites you
And everything you stand for
turns on you, despite you
What happens when you become the main
source of a pain
"Daddy look what I made"
Dad's gotta go catch a plane

"Daddy where's Mommy
I can't find Mommy where is she?"
I don't know go play Hailie, baby
your Daddy's busy
Daddy's writing this song
this song ain't gonna write itself
I'll give you one underdog
then you gotta swing by yourself

Then turn right around on that song
and tell her you love her
And put hands on her mother
who's a spitting image of her
That's Slim Shady, yeah baby
Slim Shady's crazy
Shady made me
but tonight Shady's rocka-by-baby And when I'm gone
just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear
the sound of my voice
Just know that
I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing
So baby don't feel no pain
Just smile back

And when I'm gone
just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time
you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that
I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing
So baby don't feel no pain
Just smile back I keep having this dream
I'm pushin' Hailie on the swing
She keeps screaming
she don't want me to sing
"You're making Mommy cry
why? Why is Mommy crying?"
Baby, Daddy ain't leaving no more
"Daddy you're lying

"You always say that
you always say this is the last time
"But you ain't leaving no more
Daddy you're mine"
She's piling boxes in front
of the door trying to block it
"Daddy please, Daddy don't leave
Daddy - no stop it!"

Goes in her pocket
pulls out a tiny necklace locket
It's got a picture
"this'll keep you safe Daddy
take it withcha'"
I look up
it's just me standing in the mirror
These fuckin' walls must be talking,
cuz man I can hear 'em

They're saying
"You've got one more chance
to do right" 
and it's tonight
Now go out there and show
that you love 'em before it's too late
And just as I go to walk out of
my bedroom door
It's turns to a stage
they're gone
and this spotlight is on
And I'm singingAnd when I'm gone
just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time
you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that
I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing
So baby don't feel no pain
Just smile back

And when I'm gone
just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time
you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that
I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing
So baby don't feel no pain
Just smile back Sixty thousand people
all jumping out their seat
The curtain closes
they're throwing roses at my feet
I take a bow and thank you all for coming out
They're screaming so loud
I take one last look at th crowd

I glance down
I don't believe what I'm seeing
"Daddy it's me, help Mommy
her wrists are bleeding,"
But baby we're in Sweden
how did you get to Sweden
"I followed you Daddy
you told me that you weren't leavin'

"You lied to me Dad
and now you make Mommy sad
"And I bought you this coin
it says 'Number One Dad'
"That's all I wanted
I just want to give you this coin
"I get the point - fine
me and Mommy are gone"

But baby wait, "it's too late Dad
you made the choice
"Now go up there and show 'em
that you love 'em more than us"
That's what they want
they want you Marshall, they keep
screamin' your name
It's no wonder you can't go to sleep

just take another pill
Yeah, I bet you you will
You rap about it, yeah, word, k-keep it real
I hear applause
all this time I couldn't see
How could it be
that the curtain is closing on me

I turn around
find a gun on the ground, cock it
Put it to my brain
and scream "die Shady" and pop it
The sky darkens, my life flashes
the plane that I was supposed to be
on crashes and burns to ashes

That's when I wake up
alarm clock's ringin'
there's birds singin'
It's Spring and Hailie's outside swinging
I walk right up to Kim and kiss her
Tell her I miss her, Hailie just smiles
and winks at her little sister
Almost as if to say And when I'm gone
just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time
you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that
I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing
So baby don't feel no pain
Just smile back

And when I'm gone
just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time
you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that
I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing
So baby don't feel no pain
Just smile back -

Yeah
It's my life
My own words I guess Have you ever loved someone so much
you'd give an arm for
Not the expression, no
literally give an arm for
When they know they're your heart
And you know you were their armour
And you will destroy
anyone who would try to harm 'em

But what happens when karma
turns right around and bites you
And everything you stand for
turns on you, despite you
What happens when you become the main
source of a pain
"Daddy look what I made"
Dad's gotta go catch a plane

"Daddy where's Mommy
I can't find Mommy where is she?"
I don't know go play Hailie, baby
your Daddy's busy
Daddy's writing this song
this song ain't gonna write itself
I'll give you one underdog
then you gotta swing by yourself

Then turn right around on that song
and tell her you love her
And put hands on her mother
who's a spitting image of her
That's Slim Shady, yeah baby
Slim Shady's crazy
Shady made me
but tonight Shady's rocka-by-baby And when I'm gone
just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear
the sound of my voice
Just know that
I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing
So baby don't feel no pain
Just smile back

And when I'm gone
just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time
you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that
I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing
So baby don't feel no pain
Just smile back I keep having this dream
I'm pushin' Hailie on the swing
She keeps screaming
she don't want me to sing
"You're making Mommy cry
why? Why is Mommy crying?"
Baby, Daddy ain't leaving no more
"Daddy you're lying

"You always say that
you always say this is the last time
"But you ain't leaving no more
Daddy you're mine"
She's piling boxes in front
of the door trying to block it
"Daddy please, Daddy don't leave
Daddy - no stop it!"

Goes in her pocket
pulls out a tiny necklace locket
It's got a picture
"this'll keep you safe Daddy
take it withcha'"
I look up
it's just me standing in the mirror
These fuckin' walls must be talking,
cuz man I can hear 'em

They're saying
"You've got one more chance
to do right" 
and it's tonight
Now go out there and show
that you love 'em before it's too late
And just as I go to walk out of
my bedroom door
It's turns to a stage
they're gone
and this spotlight is on
And I'm singingAnd when I'm gone
just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time
you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that
I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing
So baby don't feel no pain
Just smile back

And when I'm gone
just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time
you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that
I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing
So baby don't feel no pain
Just smile back Sixty thousand people
all jumping out their seat
The curtain closes
they're throwing roses at my feet
I take a bow and thank you all for coming out
They're screaming so loud
I take one last look at th crowd

I glance down
I don't believe what I'm seeing
"Daddy it's me, help Mommy
her wrists are bleeding,"
But baby we're in Sweden
how did you get to Sweden
"I followed you Daddy
you told me that you weren't leavin'

"You lied to me Dad
and now you make Mommy sad
"And I bought you this coin
it says 'Number One Dad'
"That's all I wanted
I just want to give you this coin
"I get the point - fine
me and Mommy are gone"

But baby wait, "it's too late Dad
you made the choice
"Now go up there and show 'em
that you love 'em more than us"
That's what they want
they want you Marshall, they keep
screamin' your name
It's no wonder you can't go to sleep

just take another pill
Yeah, I bet you you will
You rap about it, yeah, word, k-keep it real
I hear applause
all this time I couldn't see
How could it be
that the curtain is closing on me

I turn around
find a gun on the ground, cock it
Put it to my brain
and scream "die Shady" and pop it
The sky darkens, my life flashes
the plane that I was supposed to be
on crashes and burns to ashes

That's when I wake up
alarm clock's ringin'
there's birds singin'
It's Spring and Hailie's outside swinging
I walk right up to Kim and kiss her
Tell her I miss her, Hailie just smiles
and winks at her little sister
Almost as if to say And when I'm gone
just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time
you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that
I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing
So baby don't feel no pain
Just smile back

And when I'm gone
just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time
you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that
I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing
So baby don't feel no pain
Just smile back -

Back when Cube
was rollin wit
Lorenzo in a Benzo
I was bangin wit a gang of
instrumentals
Got the pens and pencils
got down to business
but sometimes
the business end
of this shit can
turn your friends against you
But you was a real nigga
I could sense it in you
I still remember the
window of the car
that you went through that's
fucked up
but I'll never forget the
shit we been through
And I'ma do whatever
it takes to convince you
Cuz you my nigga Doc
and Eazy I'm still wit you
Fuck the beef
nigga I miss you
and that's just bein
real wit you
You see the truth is
Everybody wanna know how
close me and Snoop is
And who I'm still cool wit
Then I got these fake ass
niggaz I first drew with
Claimin that they non violent
talkin like they
Spit venom in interviews
speakin on reunions
Move units
then talk shit
and we can do this
Until then
I ain't even speakin your name
Just keep my
name outta yo' mouth
and we can keep it the same
Nigga
it ain't that I'm too big
to listen to the rumors
It's just that I'm too damn
big to pay attention to 'em
What's the difference
You talk a good one
but you don't do what you
supposed to do
I act on what I feel
and never deal wit emotions
I'm used to livin big dog style
and straight coastin
What's the difference
between me and you
You talk a good one
but you don't do what
you supposed to do
I act on what I feel
and never deal wit emotions
I'm used to livin big dog style
and straight coastin
Yo I stay wit it
While you try to perpetrate
play wit it
Never knew about the next
level until
Dre did it YEAH
I stay committed while you
motherfuckers baby sitted
I smash you critics
like a overhand
right from Riddick Yeah
Come and get it
shitted on villians by the
millions
I be catchin bitches while
bitches be catchin feelings
So what the fuck am
I supposed to do
I pop bottles and hot
hollow points
at each and all of you
Come on
A heartless bastard
high and plastered
My style is
like the reaction from
too much acid
never come down
Pass it around if you can't
handle it
Hang Hollywood niggaz by they
Soul Train laminates
What's the difference
between me and you
What about five back accounts
three ounces and two vehicles
Until my death
I'm Bangladesh
I suggest you
hold yo' breath til
ain't none left
Yo that's the difference
What's the difference
between me and you
You talk a good one
but you don't do what
you supposed to do
I act on what I feel
and never deal wit emotions
I'm used to livin big dog style
and straight coastin
What's the difference
between me and you
You talk a good one
but you don't do what
you supposed to do
I act on what I feel
and never deal wit emotions
I'm used to livin big dog style
Aight hold up hold up
STOP THE BEAT A MINUTE
I got somethin to say
Dre
I wanna tell you this
shit right now
while this fuckin weed is in me
I don't know if I ever
told you this
but I love you dawg
I got your motherfuckin back
just know this shit
Slim
I don't know if you noticed it
But I've had your
back from day one
nigga let's blow this bitch
I mean it dawg
you ever need somebody offed
who's throat is it
Well if you ever
kill that Kim bitch
I'll show you where the
ocean is
Well that's cool
and I appreciate the offer
But if I do decide to
really murder
my daughter's momma
I'ma sit her up in the front
seat and put sunglasses on her
And cruise around wit her
for seven hours through
California
And have her wavin at people Hi
Then drop her off on the corner
at the police station
and drive off honkin the
horn for her
Raw dawg
get your arm gnawed off
Drop the sawed off
and beat you wit the
piece it was sawed off of fuck
Fuck blood
I wanna see some
lungs coughed up
Get shot up in the hot tub
til the bubbles pop up
they nose and cough snot up
mucus in hot water
That's for tryin to talk
like the
Chronic was lost product
That's for even THINKIN of
havin them thoughts thought up
You better show some respect
whenever the Doc's brought up
So what's the
difference between us
We can start at the penis
Or we can scream i
Just Don't Give a Fuck
and see who means it
What's the difference
between me and you
You talk a good one
but you don't do what
you supposed to do
I act on what I feel
and never deal wit emotions
I'm used to livin big dog style
and straight coastin
What's the difference
between me and you
You talk a good one
but you don't do what
you supposed to do
I act on what I feel
and never deal wit emotions
I'm used to livin big dog style
and straight coastin
What's the difference
between me and you

[DJ Clue]
Ha haaaaa... *echoes*

[Method Man]
Now...now...now...unnhhh..
Professional 2 shit...WHAT!
Staten Island up in this muthafucka...
Mr. Meth rep rep rep rep rep rep...
For the cause
Wu-Tang Killa Beez forever my niggaz
Yeah...we put our draws in it...CLUE! *echoes*

[DJ Clue]
*talking over above Method Man verse*
New Method Man!
Eminem...
Royce...
CLUE! *echoes*

[Method Man]
Niggaz is like "Oh my God not you!"
Yes I'm in the flesh like hollow heads through your vest
No contest, M.E.-Eth Man's obsessed
With sex, drugs and rock & roll
New tecs and calicos!
Word has it we move mathematic on rappers
Who don't add up, you get broke, battered and slapped up
8 million stories in the nekkid call yo man Method
Straight guerilla iller nigga kill a murder record
My verbal shooter does it to ya
The 16-bar Ruger, bustin' yo funky dope manuevers
But I'm not ya Super Lover Cee, I'm the Super Sperm
Splash it on your skin rub it in like it's Lubriderm
10 out of 10 I'll be the...
Men of all men I mean the...
Creme de la creme a schemer...
Sippin' on 'Gnac and Zima...
True professional 2...
(DJ CLUE!)
Now that Bush is president nigga we all through

[DJ Clue]
Wooooooooooord!

[Eminem]
It's like a jungle sometimes it makes me wonder
Why I keep on duckin' under the bed when I hear thunder
Cuz I ain't crazy, I say shit that's crazy to crazy people
To make 'em believe I'm crazy so they can relate to me
And maybe believe in Shady so they can be evil baby
I like that! I'm only as crazy as people made me
Believe me, there'll be just as many muthafuckin' murderers
And heroin users without Marlilyn's music
But I figure I make my music I don't care if you use it
To murder somebody, I just wanna be there when you do it!
Now the parents are suein' cuz little Darren is screwin'
Karen and Susan cause I told him to do it on Clue's new shit
Now it's all ruined, the whole world is fucked up
Cuz of me? Two 12-year old girls is knocked up
My attitude's 'fuck it' like Pac's was at one point
Wanna come join? Pick up a glock and just point
Now everybody's killin' everybody and everybody's bloody
And I'm just laughin' like it's funny
Cause I don't really give a shit about no-muthafuckin'-body
I'm so muthafuckin' nutty I don't give a fuck about nuttin'!

[Royce]
My wrist is...water and freeze
And mix this is...audio Jesus the repent shit gets big
Keep it sharp like knife in a pop device
So "Duro you gotta let it bump!", I came from a hard knock life
They say this kid be rude like this can't be true
I suck my own dick like if I had a rib removed
Vampire, sun go down I'm still wylin'
Bullets travel through the air in the night like Phil Collins
Rock City baby knife through your throat 'til you're broke
Rise from the underground like sewer smoke
It's all shifty, I got all-a my dogs wit' me
And they all rich, and still all-a they palms itchy
We'll pump, rumble over birds jungle urge
Walkin' like we talkin' drunk while we stumble over words
Clue *inhale*...Duro *inhale*...Slim *inhale*...Meth *inhale*...
Five *inhale*...Nine *inhale*...Hold up *inhale*...breath

[Method Man]
It's just...Mr. Meth and DJ Clue
I ain't crazy, I just do what the beats say do

[Eminem]
It's just...Slim Shady and DJ Clue
I ain't evil, I just do what the beats say do

[Royce]
Unnh..Royce 5-9 and DJ Clue
I ain't bad, I just do what the beats say do..unnh...

*kiss noise*

[DJ Clue]
DJ Clue!
Desert Storm!
Come oooooooon maaaaaaaan! *echoes*

[Eminem singing]
There′s an intruder
in my house
He cut my phone-lines
can′t dial out
I scream for police
but I doubt
They′re gonna hear me
when I shout

[Rapping]
A couple of cocktails will send me to jail
there′s a couple of cops hot on my trail
But this time, when I get pulled over
there′s a doberman pinscher and a pitbull in the seat
these pigs ′ll get bit fooling with me
quit fooling with me
Bitch, you′re gonna see
No pistol in the seat
why it always gotta be an issue when you′re me
and which you′re gonna see in the long run
Im′a be the wrong one
you wanna harass with this limo tinted glass
flashin that flash-light on my ass where was you at
last night when them assholes
ran up on my grass
rapper slash actor
kiss the crack on my cracker slashed ass
they took away my right to bear arms
what I′m posed to fight with bear palms?
yeah right
they coming with bombs, I′m comin with flare-guns
We as americans

[Chorus]
We as a Americans
Us as a citizen
Gotta protect ourselves
Look at our shit has been
We better check ourselves
Livin up in these streets
Through worse and through better health
Surviving by any means
We as Americans
Us as a citizen
We are samaritans
What do we get us in
We better check ourselves
Look at our shit has been
Take a look where you live
This is America
And we are Americans

Im′a make Vuku bucks
wearin Vuku vests
Drama hanging over my head like a voodoo hex
I could′ve been next to fly over the cuckoo′s nest
but you know who
whith an ″S″ tatooed to my chest
But I′ve innested
Now I got the Industry pissy
eversince me and Dre split it fifty-fifty on fifty it′s funny
We got a buzz spreading quicker than making paper-airplanes out of a twenty
Fuck money I don′t rap for dead presidents
I′d rather see the president dead
It′s never been said
but I said precedents and the standards
and they can′t stand it
My name should′ve been bastard
the shit should′ve been plastered
on my forehead with a stamp
I should′ve been blasted
I should′ve been had a cap pulled in my ass
but I′m too swift and fast
for that, I′m past it
I′m too old to go and cruise Gratiot
Fuck that shit
I done seen a fastest rap shit
and turning into some pap-pap shit
that quick
snap click
but this time they got fucking auto-ma-tic
(jamaican) and no one gon′ test this mon
Clack

[Chorus]
We as a Americans
Us as a citizen
Gotta protect ourselves
Look at our shit has been
We better check ourselves
Livin up in these streets
Through worse and through better health
Surviving by any means
We as Americans
Us as a citizen
We are samaritans
What do we get us in
We better check ourselves
Look at our shit has been
Take a look where you live
This is America
And we are Americans

(SSHHH)
I got a secret if you can keep it between us
I tuck two Nina′s under my jeans either side of my penis
under my Long Johns
under my Sean Johns
when running with the long arm or the long long gone
Im′a do five years or less than that
no questions asked
it might be a good idea to stop right here
and quit while I′m ahead
already in the red
already got a steady infrared nipped on my head
A target on my back
bigger problems than that
Bin Laden on my ass
he probly gone send a task
I ain′t gone even ask
they ain′t gone let me pack
they ain′t gone gimme my semi but I got my Whizz at

[Chorus]
We as a Americans
Us as a citizen
Gotta protect ourselves
Look at our shit has been
We better check ourselves
Livin up in these streets
Through worse and through better health
Surviving by any means
We are Americans
Us as a citizen
We as samaritans
What do we get us in
We better check ourselves
Look at our shit has been
Take a look where you live
This is America
And we are Americans

[Eminem singing]
There′s an intruder
in my house
He cut my phone-lines
can′t dial out
I scream for police
but I doubt
They′re gonna hear me
when I shout

[Rapping]
A couple of cocktails will send me to jail
there′s a couple of cops hot on my trail
But this time, when I get pulled over
there′s a doberman pinscher and a pitbull in the seat
these pigs ′ll get bit fooling with me
quit fooling with me
Bitch, you′re gonna see
No pistol in the seat
why it always gotta be an issue when you′re me
and which you′re gonna see in the long run
Im′a be the wrong one
you wanna harass with this limo tinted glass
flashin that flash-light on my ass where was you at
last night when them assholes
ran up on my grass
rapper slash actor
kiss the crack on my cracker slashed ass
they took away my right to bear arms
what I′m posed to fight with bear palms?
yeah right
they coming with bombs, I′m comin with flare-guns
We as americans

[Chorus]
We as a Americans
Us as a citizen
Gotta protect ourselves
Look at our shit has been
We better check ourselves
Livin up in these streets
Through worse and through better health
Surviving by any means
We as Americans
Us as a citizen
We are samaritans
What do we get us in
We better check ourselves
Look at our shit has been
Take a look where you live
This is America
And we are Americans

Im′a make Vuku bucks
wearin Vuku vests
Drama hanging over my head like a voodoo hex
I could′ve been next to fly over the cuckoo′s nest
but you know who
whith an ″S″ tatooed to my chest
But I′ve innested
Now I got the Industry pissy
eversince me and Dre split it fifty-fifty on fifty it′s funny
We got a buzz spreading quicker than making paper-airplanes out of a twenty
Fuck money I don′t rap for dead presidents
I′d rather see the president dead
It′s never been said
but I said precedents and the standards
and they can′t stand it
My name should′ve been bastard
the shit should′ve been plastered
on my forehead with a stamp
I should′ve been blasted
I should′ve been had a cap pulled in my ass
but I′m too swift and fast
for that, I′m past it
I′m too old to go and cruise Gratiot
Fuck that shit
I done seen a fastest rap shit
and turning into some pap-pap shit
that quick
snap click
but this time they got fucking auto-ma-tic
(jamaican) and no one gon′ test this mon
Clack

[Chorus]
We as a Americans
Us as a citizen
Gotta protect ourselves
Look at our shit has been
We better check ourselves
Livin up in these streets
Through worse and through better health
Surviving by any means
We as Americans
Us as a citizen
We are samaritans
What do we get us in
We better check ourselves
Look at our shit has been
Take a look where you live
This is America
And we are Americans

(SSHHH)
I got a secret if you can keep it between us
I tuck two Nina′s under my jeans either side of my penis
under my Long Johns
under my Sean Johns
when running with the long arm or the long long gone
Im′a do five years or less than that
no questions asked
it might be a good idea to stop right here
and quit while I′m ahead
already in the red
already got a steady infrared nipped on my head
A target on my back
bigger problems than that
Bin Laden on my ass
he probly gone send a task
I ain′t gone even ask
they ain′t gone let me pack
they ain′t gone gimme my semi but I got my Whizz at

[Chorus]
We as a Americans
Us as a citizen
Gotta protect ourselves
Look at our shit has been
We better check ourselves
Livin up in these streets
Through worse and through better health
Surviving by any means
We are Americans
Us as a citizen
We as samaritans
What do we get us in
We better check ourselves
Look at our shit has been
Take a look where you live
This is America
And we are Americans

(feat. Eminem, Thirstin Howl III)

[Thirstin Howl]
I hit harder than Foreman
Landing both both gloves to a low blow
With no cup
Leave you Speech-less like when Arrested Development broke up
Carry a crow bar for egos that won't budge
Crack skulls through helmets
With the penetration of a screw nailed in
Return like I was sending self addressed postage
Throw bricks the size of the Stonehenge
Before battles, we pour blood
And toast, death to wicked infants
Found on the sorceress' doorsteps
Slaughter lamb
And boar's head
Every MC's cause of boredness
And mind bondage
Bronchitis, lung failure
Language unfam-i-liar
Art through a flooded air brush
??? leave craft
Sentences joined with words holding hands
It's a tight squeeze
From where your head will be landing
In exact time flight leaves

[Eminem]
Who's arm is this?
I must have cut it off of the pharmacist
Who refused to renew my seventh presciption of darvecet
I'm the old man who lives upstairs and starves his pets
And never leaves his house 'cause he thinks his car's possessed
I hate my life
That's why I degrade my wife
Grabbed a paper plate to make a sandwich
And just ate the knife
My mother's screaming 'please heal him, take him straight to Christ'
Meet you on the street and slap you just to break the ice
Made a bomb threat with a fake device
Strip you naked twice, pistol whip you and force you to take advice
And if you catch me bobbin' my head to some bullshit spittin'
I was probably just tryin to shake the lice
Bugs fallin' out of my head
I'm wishin' I was dead
While I'm crawlin out of my bed
Found it red and my rash is returning
I feel the sensation of burning
Occurring, usually during pain for release in my urine
Screamin' at my shadow 'please quit followin' me'
These pills keep screamin' 'please quit swollin' me'
The devil keeps screamin' 'please get down on one knee'
Took the drugs before the cops ever found them on me

Translation
So you can suck my dick if you don't like, my shit
Cause I was high when I wrote this so suck, my dick - ha ha!
Two pills I pop, 'til my pupils swell up like two pennies
I'm Clint Eastwood in his mid-twenties
A young ass man with a trash can strapped to the back of his ass
so the rats can't chew through his last pants
I'm like a mummy at night, fightin with bright lightning
Frightened with five little white Vicadin pills bitin him
I'm like a fuckin wasp in the hospital lost
Stingin the fuck outta everything I come across in the halls
I light a candle and place it up on the mantle
Grab a knife at the blade and stab you with the fuckin handle
So when you find yourself wrapped up in the blinds, hurtin
[Swifty] Bitch it's too late
[Eminem] Cause once you're hung from the drapes, it's curtains

I'm an instigator, .380 slug penetrator
Degradin, creatin murders to kill haters
Accused for every crime known through the equator
They knew I did it (uh-huh) for havin blood on my 'gators
My weed'll hit yo' chest like a double barrel gauge an'
I'm a black grenade that'll blow up in yo' face {*BLAM*}
With a fifth in me, when I guzzle Remi I do shit on purpose
You never hear me say, "Forgive me"
I'm snatchin every penny - it gotta be that way nigga, face it
That weed I sold to you, Brigade laced it
You hidin, I make the president get a facelift
Niggaz just afraid, handin me they bracelets
Chillin in the lab wasted
I'm the type that'll drink Kahlua and gin - throw up on the mic
Your life is ruined, you get socked right on site
And even at the Million Man March, we gon' fight

Chorus: Eminem

*So you can suck my dick if you don't like, my shit
Cause I was high when I wrote this so suck, my dick
Cause I don't give a fuck if you don't like, my shit
Cause I was high when I wrote this so suck, my dick

[Bizarre]
I'm a compulsive liar, settin my preacher on fire
Slashin your tires, flyin down Fenkel and Meyers
Plates expired, soon as I'm hired, I'm fired
Jackin my dick off in a bed of barbed wire
(Hey, is Bizarre performing?) Bitch didn't you read the flyer?
Special invited guest will be, Richard Pryor
(Aren't you a male dancer?) Nah bitch, I'm retired
Fuckin your bitch in the ass with a tire iron
I'm ripped, I'm on an acid trip
My DJ's in a coma for lettin the record skip..
Lettin the record skip..
Lettin the record skip.. (Damn!)
I'm fuckin anything when I'm snortin
It's gonna cost 300 dollars to get my pit bull an abortion
{*dog whines*} Some bitch asked for my autograph
I called her a whore, spit beer in her face and laughed
I drop bombs like I was in Vietnam
All bitches is hoes, even my stinkin ass mom

[Proof]
Aiyyo flashback, two feets, two deep up in that ass crack
Weed laced with somethin {*gun cocks*} nigga pass that
In Amsterdam we only hang out with hash rats
At a 'Stop the Violence' rally, I blast gats
Be your mom on publishin, get your ASCAP-ped
The Kuniva, divide up your cash stack
Run your motherfuckin pockets, ASAP
I don't need a platinum chain, bitch I snatch Shaq's
Born loser, half theif and half black
Bring your boys and your guns and get laughed at
Bitch smacker, rich rappers get they Jag jacked
and found chopped up in a trash bag

[Kuniva]
We stranglin rappers until the point they can't yell
cause they crew is full of fags and sweeter than bake sales
Reckless, come from behind and snatch your necklace
Gruesome, and causin more violence than nine hoodlums
I grapple your adam's apple until it crackle
Run right past you, turn around, grab you and stab you
Get executed, cuz I'm a "Luni"
I got a "Yukmouth" and it's polluted
I cock it back then shoot it
I love snatchin up players thugs and young ballers
Shoot up the household, even the young toddlers
Brigade barricade to bring the noise
While the bullets break your bones up like Christmas toys
If I go solo, I'm doin a song with Bolo
A big Chinese nigga, screamin "Kuniva yo yo.."
I leave ya face leakin, run up in church
and smack the preacher while he's preachin
Take a swing at the deacon

[Kon Artis]
I used to tell cats I sold weed and weight
I was straight 'til I got caught sellin em shake
I'm ignorant, with the intent to snatch your rent
I got kicked out of summer camp for havin sex in my tent
with the superintendent's daughter, my brain's out of order
I've been a Kon Artis since I was swimmin in water
In cahoots with this nigga named Carlisle Von
who got fired from UPS for tryin to send you a bomb
(Special delivery!) I signed to a local label for fun
Say I got cancer, get dropped, take the advancement and run
Driveby you in the rain while you carry your son
Call your house and hang up on you for not givin me none
Born straight up out a pussy but a son of a gun
Got a reputation for havin niggaz runnin they funds
Used to be the type of nigga that was foldin some one's
'til I met your fat mama, now I'm rollin in dough

* Repeat

[Eminem]
Haha.. suck my motherfuckin dick
D-12.. Dirty motherfuckin Dozen
Nasty like a stank slut bitch with thirty fuckin husbands
Bizarre kid
Swifty McVeigh
The Kon Artis
The Kuniva
Dirty Harry
Haha, and Slim Shady..

(Eminem)
Translation
So you can suck my dick if you don't like, my shit
Cause I was high when I wrote this so suck, my dick - ha ha!
Two pills I pop, 'til my pupils swell up like two pennies
I'm Clint Eastwood in his mid-twenties
A young ass man with a trash can strapped to the back of his ass
so the rats can't chew through his last pants
I'm like a mummy at night, fightin with bright lightning
Frightened with five little white Vicadin pills bitin him
I'm like a fuckin wasp in the hospital lost
Stingin the fuck outta everything I come across in the halls
I light a candle and place it up on the mantle
Grab a knife at the blade and stab you with the fuckin handle
So when you find yourself wrapped up in the blinds, hurtin

(Swifty)
Bitch it's too late

(Eminem)
Cause once you're hung from the drapes, it's curtains

(Swifty)
I'm an instigator, .380 slug penetrator
Degradin, creatin murders to kill haters
Accused for every crime known through the equator
They knew I did it (uh-huh) for havin blood on my 'gators
My weed'll hit yo' chest like a double barrel gauge an'
I'm a black grenade that'll blow up in yo' face {*BLAM*}
With a fifth in me, when I guzzle Remi I do shit on purpose
You never hear me say, "Forgive me"
I'm snatchin every penny - it gotta be that way nigga, face it
That weed I sold to you, Brigade laced it
You hidin, I make the president get a facelift
Niggaz just afraid, handin me they bracelets
Chillin in the lab wasted
I'm the type that'll drink Kahlua and gin - throw up on the mic
Your life is ruined, you get socked right on site
And even at the Million Man March, we gon' fight

(Eminem)
So you can suck my dick if you don't like, my shit
Cause I was high when I wrote this so suck, my dick
Cause I don't give a fuck if you don't like, my shit
Cause I was high when I wrote this so suck, my dick

(Bizarre)
I'm a compulsive liar, settin my preacher on fire
Slashin your tires, flyin down Fenkel and Meyers
Plates expired, soon as I'm hired, I'm fired
Jackin my dick off in a bed of barbed wire
(Hey, is Bizarre performing?) Bitch didn't you read the flyer?
Special invited guest will be, Richard Pryor
(Aren't you a male dancer?) Nah bitch, I'm retired
Fuckin your bitch in the ass with a tire iron
I'm ripped, I'm on an acid trip
My DJ's in a coma for lettin the record skip.. {*needle pops*}
Lettin the record skip.. {*needle pops*}
Lettin the record skip.. {*needle pops*} (Damn!)
{*DJ reverses the record and scratches it back on beat*}
I'm fuckin anything when I'm snortin
It's gonna cost 300 dollars to get my pit bull an abortion
{*dog whines*} Some bitch asked for my autograph
I called her a whore, spit beer in her face and laughed
I drop bombs like I was in Vietnam
All bitches is hoes, even my stinkin ass mom

(Proof)
Aiyyo flashback, two feets, two deep up in that ass crack
Weed laced with somethin {*gun cocks*} nigga pass that
In Amsterdam we only hang out with hash rats
At a 'Stop the Violence' rally, I blast gats
Be your mom on publishin, get your ASCAP-ped
The Kuniva, divide up your cash stack
Run your motherfuckin pockets, ASAP
I don't need a platinum chain, bitch I snatch Shaq's
Born loser, half theif and half black
Bring your boys and your guns and get laughed at
Bitch smacker, rich rappers get they Jag jacked
and found chopped up in a trash bag

(Kuniva)
We stranglin rappers until the point they can't yell
cause they crew is full of fags and sweeter than bake sales
Reckless, come from behind and snatch your necklace
Gruesome, and causin more violence than nine hoodlums
I grapple your adam's apple until it crackle
Run right past you, turn around, grab you and stab you
Get executed, cuz I'm a "Luni"
I got a "Yukmouth" and it's polluted
I cock it back then shoot it
I love snatchin up players thugs and young ballers
Shoot up the household, even the young toddlers
Brigade barricade to bring the noise
While the bullets break your bones up like Christmas toys
If I go solo, I'm doin a song with Bolo
A big Chinese nigga, screamin "Kuniva yo yo.."
I leave ya face leakin, run up in church
and smack the preacher while he's preachin
Take a swing at the deacon

(Kon Artis)
I used to tell cats I sold weed and weight
I was straight 'til I got caught sellin em shake
I'm ignorant, with the intent to snatch your rent
I got kicked out of summer camp for havin sex in my tent
with the superintendent's daughter, my brain's out of order
I've been a Kon Artis since I was swimmin in water
In cahoots with this nigga named Carlisle Von
who got fired from UPS for tryin to send you a bomb
(Special delivery!) I signed to a local label for fun
Say I got cancer, get dropped, take the advancement and run
Driveby you in the rain while you carry your son
Call your house and hang up on you for not givin me none
Born straight up out a pussy but a son of a gun
Got a reputation for havin niggaz runnin they funds
Used to be the type of nigga that was foldin some one's
'til I met your fat mama, now I'm rollin in dough

(Eminem)
So you can suck my dick if you don't like, my shit
Cause I was high when I wrote this so suck, my dick
Cause I don't give a fuck if you don't like, my shit
Cause I was high when I wrote this so suck, my dick

(Eminem)
Haha.. suck my motherfuckin dick
D-12.. Dirty motherfuckin Dozen
Nasty like a stank slut bitch with thirty fuckin husbands
Bizarre Kid
Swifty McVeigh
The Kon Artis
The Kuniva
Dirty Harry
Haha, and Slim Shady

(Kon Artis - Chorus)
Now out of all the women in the place ooo
you got me starin' at your pretty face.ooo
And with that body I could truly say that ooo
u r the one, u r the one, u r the one, ooh oooh.
Amazed by the way that you shake them hips ooo,
shakin' your ass off on my dick ooo
I get aroused by them sexy lips cause ooo
u r the one, u r the one, u r the one that can dooo

(Swift)
And you wonder why I call you everyday of the week,
and have that operator breakin' on your line when you speak.
And I can say that I'ma make you mine in a blink.
You nominated just for your behind and I'm game,
you a thug with your best of friend, mud-wrestlin'.
Sittin' in the corner with a mug and a cup of gin.
See me lookin' for you when you win in a pen,
see I hug you dirty. You confronting me for flirtin'?
You wanted me so suddenly, my company's a burden,
but I won't jump a balcony, and how can I be hurtin'.
I'm just playin' wit you and it's workin'.
Your friend's can't save you, they fakin' like they nurses.

(Bizarre)
First time I saw you, up in them guests,
you the only reason I use Federal Express.
Shit, I don't be havin' no packages. Naw,
I'm getting dressers, lamps, and big matresses.
I go crazy when I smell your odor.
I just want to pick you up, and take you to Pan-De-Rosa.
Steak and potatoes, whatever you want.
I'll register the buffet, my publics cheques then come.
You don't care about D12, you don't know about Bizarre.
All you know that I'm weird and I wear a wonder-bra.
That's fine, I just wanna make you mine.
niggas say you a 3, I think you a dime.

(Chorus)

(Proof)
I love the way yo' body grindin', gettin' all in my face
Only thing on your mind is which wallet to raid
Your ass looks so perfect with your thong on your waist
built like a stallion, you belong in a race
Get money by the barrel, King Kong in the place
Movie and a dinner, that's as long as I wait
Hey, I ain't on your ear off, talkin' dates
Got you dizzy off D-twizzy, you ain't walkin' straight
Got a roomy, bring your booty, and lets cultivate.
You so pretty, love them titties, they soft and fake.
Bring your friends, "Damn your skin smell like coffeecake."
Yo meet me at the place when you get off at eight.

(Kuniva)
The way you move have got me buggin' out.
And you quick to take off your jacket and slug it out,
we thug it out. Pourin' 40's out and give each other death. In fact,
we both hate goin' out, we both hate small gats.
You the truth I'm for real yo I love you to death.
And if we break up, I'ma stalk you and bug you to death.
Till you scared to leave the house because you know I'm in the bushes.
We went from hugs and kisses into shoves and pushes.
Tis all love, take it and stride, I'm only jokin' wit you.
I don't get down like that, you know I'd never hit you.
But yet and still if I ever feel I'm about to,
I'll gently grab the shoulders and shake the shit out ya girl!!!

(Chorus)

(Kon Artis)
I take a light skinned, dark skinned, short and black,
attitude sassy and they ass is fat.
Corporate suburb when you could be a classy rat.
Louis Votton cost to much to have a bag to match.
Girl forget all that, I'm gettin' rich off rap,
and you could be my aid in all as long as you got my back.
Seditary, there's entrepreneurs, and that's a fact.
And your birthday's seven days after mine, correct?
Well that's two things that we got in common, baby.
Hope there ain't a problem that I'm involved in Shady.
Cause come next year, I will not be datin',
cause my plan's to be with your stinkin' ass OK?

(Kon Artis - Chorus)
Now out of all the women in the place ooo
you got me starin' at your pretty face.ooo
And with that body I could truly say that ooo
u r the one, u r the one, u r the one, ooh oooh.
Amazed by the way that you shake them hips ooo,
shakin' your ass off on my dick ooo
I get aroused by them sexy lips cause ooo
u r the one, u r the one, u r the one that can dooo

(Swift)
And you wonder why I call you everyday of the week,
and have that operator breakin' on your line when you speak.
And I can say that I'ma make you mine in a blink.
You nominated just for your behind and I'm game,
you a thug with your best of friend, mud-wrestlin'.
Sittin' in the corner with a mug and a cup of gin.
See me lookin' for you when you win in a pen,
see I hug you dirty. You confronting me for flirtin'?
You wanted me so suddenly, my company's a burden,
but I won't jump a balcony, and how can I be hurtin'.
I'm just playin' wit you and it's workin'.
Your friend's can't save you, they fakin' like they nurses.

(Bizarre)
First time I saw you, up in them guests,
you the only reason I use Federal Express.
Shit, I don't be havin' no packages. Naw,
I'm getting dressers, lamps, and big matresses.
I go crazy when I smell your odor.
I just want to pick you up, and take you to Pan-De-Rosa.
Steak and potatoes, whatever you want.
I'll register the buffet, my publics cheques then come.
You don't care about D12, you don't know about Bizarre.
All you know that I'm weird and I wear a wonder-bra.
That's fine, I just wanna make you mine.
niggas say you a 3, I think you a dime.

(Chorus)

(Proof)
I love the way yo' body grindin', gettin' all in my face
Only thing on your mind is which wallet to raid
Your ass looks so perfect with your thong on your waist
built like a stallion, you belong in a race
Get money by the barrel, King Kong in the place
Movie and a dinner, that's as long as I wait
Hey, I ain't on your ear off, talkin' dates
Got you dizzy off D-twizzy, you ain't walkin' straight
Got a roomy, bring your booty, and lets cultivate.
You so pretty, love them titties, they soft and fake.
Bring your friends, "Damn your skin smell like coffeecake."
Yo meet me at the place when you get off at eight.

(Kuniva)
The way you move have got me buggin' out.
And you quick to take off your jacket and slug it out,
we thug it out. Pourin' 40's out and give each other death. In fact,
we both hate goin' out, we both hate small gats.
You the truth I'm for real yo I love you to death.
And if we break up, I'ma stalk you and bug you to death.
Till you scared to leave the house because you know I'm in the bushes.
We went from hugs and kisses into shoves and pushes.
Tis all love, take it and stride, I'm only jokin' wit you.
I don't get down like that, you know I'd never hit you.
But yet and still if I ever feel I'm about to,
I'll gently grab the shoulders and shake the shit out ya girl!!!

(Chorus)

(Kon Artis)
I take a light skinned, dark skinned, short and black,
attitude sassy and they ass is fat.
Corporate suburb when you could be a classy rat.
Louis Votton cost to much to have a bag to match.
Girl forget all that, I'm gettin' rich off rap,
and you could be my aid in all as long as you got my back.
Seditary, there's entrepreneurs, and that's a fact.
And your birthday's seven days after mine, correct?
Well that's two things that we got in common, baby.
Hope there ain't a problem that I'm involved in Shady.
Cause come next year, I will not be datin',
cause my plan's to be with your stinkin' ass OK?

Women Singing:
Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah

Verse 1:
I'm getting mad love, I'm snuggling hugs
Druggling thugs, smuggling drugs, juggling jobs, guzzling jugs
So here's a toast to federal checks
Hetero sex, unaffordable medical debts, huh
We travel in packs and ravel in facts and gravel in cracks
To find babbling Max, gaffling tracks
I grapple an axe for them baffling acts
The mysterious stab in the backs who dabble in wax
Still in my yard when I sculpted the culprit
The tall shit that will end up with his skull split
Then I buried the hatchet, I carried the fat chick
Butterfingers is here and it's necessary to scratch it
Baby all I wanna do is swallow one and two
Smoke a little bit and follow one of you
Back home when the party ends
So tonight I'm dropping naughty hints
To the finest women in the audience

Chorus:
Women Singing:
They honor the
Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah (blends in with lyrics)

Eminem: Cause we came here to do this tonight
We don't wanna fight, we don't want no one feeling uptight
Cause we came here to do this tonight
Till the morning light hope that everyone's feeling alright
Cause we came here to do this tonight
We don't wanna fight, we don't want no one feeling uptight
Cause we came here to do this tonight
Till the morning light hope that everyone's feeling alright

Verse 2:
Ayo, spiders are like tarantulas, vandealous
Living as scandalous as a television evangelist
But I can handle this, I'm the rhyme biter crime fighter
Caped crusader, taking care of undeserving lime lighters
I think a living never meant for me
Experimentally I found a way to spread interamentally
When I stumbled upon this resolution
By using a special fusion of chemical solution for this resolution
You couldn't see me with binoculars
I armed like an octopus
Step on stage and you get socked and pushed
Talking that junk like you went black, guarded your back
Come battle me and you get smacked as hard as you act
When I rap I represent it and will never referee in it
Every minute so when I win it you never resent it
I'm forever demented, come up with funk, I'll never be scented
You got the point when I cleverly said it

Chorus:
Women Singing:
Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah (blends in with lyrics)

Eminem: Cause we came here to do this tonight
We don't wanna fight, we don't want no one feeling uptight
Cause we came here to do this tonight
Till the morning light hope that everyone's feeling alright
Cause we came here to do this tonight
We don't wanna fight, we don't want no one feeling uptight
Cause we came here to do this tonight
Till the morning light hope that everyone's feeling alright

Verse 3:
Eminem is heading skyward
For those who thought that I would make you bored
and treat you like a piece
of plywood
I've got miracle lyrical capability all in me
With the agility to escape a killer bee colony
So get your cameras and capture how miraculous
I rap for all you Draculas and showed you all how whack you was
I meant it as a dis, cause you don't posses the pizzazz as this
I'm hazardous enough already as it is
Without you adding fuel to the fire
I'm cruel to the liar
Who fails to recognize my reign of hell, rule to the sire
Clinical studies show that I'm cynical
There's no one who's identical to my fresh and authentic flow
I'm sure the party people can agree
That I'm enchanting, with the romantic
Freaking the vocals so frantically
So throw your hands up in the atmosphere
And let them know the only party that was phat was here, just be like

Chorus:
Women Singing:
Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah (blends in with lyrics)

Eminem: Cause we came here to do this tonight
We don't wanna fight, we don't want no one feeling uptight
Cause we came here to do this tonight
Till the morning light hope that everyone's feeling alright
Cause we came here to do this tonight
We don't wanna fight, we don't want no one feeling uptight
Cause we came here to do this tonight
Till the morning light hope that everyone's feeling alright

Sometimes
you feel tired feel weak
When you feel weak
you feel like you just
give up
But you gotta search within you
find that inner strength
And just pull that
shit out of you
you get that motivation
not to give up
And not be a quitter
no matter how bad you wanna
just fall flat on your face
and collapse
Till I collapse I'm spillin
these raps long as you feel em
till the
day that I drop
you'll never say that
I'm not killin them
Cuz when I am not
then I'ma stop pinnin them
and I am not hip hop
and I'm not just
Eminem subliminal thoughts
when I'ma stop sending them
women are caught in
webs spin em and hock venom
adrenalin shots of penicillin
could not get the
illin to stop amoxacillin's
just not real enough
The criminal cop killin
hip hop villiana minimal swap
to cop millions of Pac listeners
your comin with
me feel it or not you're gonna
fear it like I showed ya
the spirit of God
lives in us you hear it
a lot lyrics to shock
Is it a miracle or am I just a
product of pop fizzin up
Fa shizzel my wizzel
this is the plot listen up you
bizzels forgot slizzel does not
give a fuck
Till the roof comes off
till the lights go out
till my legs give out
can't shut my mouth
Till the smoke clears out
and my high burns out
I'ma rip
this shit till my bones collapse
Till the roof comes off
till the lights go
out till my legs give out
can't shut my mouth
Till the smoke clears out am
I high Perhaps
I'ma rip this shit till
my bones collapse
Music is like magic
theres a certain feeling you
get when you're real
and you spit an people are
feeling ya shit
This is your moment and every
single minute you spend
trying to hold on to it
cuz you may never get it
again so while you're in it
try to get as much shit
as you can and when your
run is over just admit
when its at its end
cuz I'm at the end of my wits with
half the shit gets in
I got a list here's the order
of my list that it's in It
goes Reggie Jay Z Tupac and Biggie
Andre from Outkast
Jada Kurupt Nas and
then me But in this industry
I'm the cause of a lot
of envy so when I'm not
'ut on this list
the shit does not offend me
Thats why you see me walkin
around like nothin's bothering me
even though half you
people gotta fuckin
problem with me
You hate it but you know
respect you got to give me
The press's wet dream like Bobby
an Whitney Nate hit me
Till the roof comes off
till the lights go out
till my legs give out
can't shut my mouth
Till the smoke clears out
and my high burns out I'ma rip
this shit till my bones collapse
Till the roof comes off
till the lights go
out till my legs give out
can't shut my mouth
Till the smoke clears out am
I high Perhaps
I'ma rip this shit till
my bones collapse
Soon as a verse starts
I eat at an MC's heart
what is he thinkin how
not to go against me smart
and its absurd how people hang
on every word
I'll probably never
get the props I feel
I ever deserve
but I'll never be served my
spot is forever reserved
If I ever leave Earth
that would be the death of me
first cuz in my heart of hearts
I know nothin could ever be
worse thats why I'm
clever when I put together
every verse
My thoughts are sporadic
I act like
I'm an addict I rap like
I'm addicted to smack
like I'm Kim Mathers But I
don't want to go forth
and back in constant battles
The fact is I would rather
sit back and bomb some rappers
So this is like a full
blown attack I'm
launching on them
the track is on some battleing
rap who wants some static
cuz I don't really think that
the fact that I'm Slim matters
A plague and platinum
status is wack
if I'm not the baddest so
Till the roof comes off
till the lights go out
till my legs give out
can't shut my mouth
Till the smoke clears out
and my high burns out I'ma rip
this shit till my bones collapse
Till the roof comes off
till the lights go
out till my legs give out
can't shut my mouth
Till the smoke clears out am
I high Perhaps
I'ma rip this shit till
my bones collapse
Until the roof
the roof comes off
Until my legs give out from
underneath me
I I will not fall
I will stand tall
Feels like no one can
beat me

(Chorus 1)
It's (it's) be (be) cause (cause) of (of)
these drugs I do; that's why I do the things, I do
Be.. cause.. of..
these drugs I do; that's why I do the things, I do

(Eminem - speaking over Chorus 1)
It was like.. whoahh and then the fuckin room started spinnin and shit
And my friend came in he was like, "Yo! Yo! Em! Em!
You puttin that shit up your nose again?"
And I was like, "Naw" nuttin like - everything was just spinnin
I couldn't even see and like, he started to look like a monster n shit
Then I just started laughin and threw up all over the fuckin floor
It's crazy

(Chorus 2 - over last two lines of Chorus 1)
It's because, of these drugs, that I do, that make me
do these things, that I do, do these things, that I do

(Eminem)
My music is therapeutic for whoever's there to use it
It's like, Lucifer's here to influence listeners through it
You probably do what it said to do just from listenin to it
It's got the power to get you to do it (c'mon)
So when the shit comes on, I wanna see some shit jump off
Some bitch get slapped, some motherfuckin kid get stomped
So get this song, go run out and buy this disc
And try this shit, as much coke as I just did
Cause times like these, got me doin lines like these
Plus I grab a pencil every time that I light weed
It's probably because of the drugs Shady does what he does
and is what he is, I'm dizzy Bizzy visit these kids

(Bizarre)
Hey Stephanie (hi!) Let's take some ecstasy (okay!)
Now pull your pants down bitch and have sex with this dog next to me
(huh?) 'Til I'm dead I'm takin blunts to the head
Needles in my broken leg, listen to Grateful Dead
These mescalines got me sure
that I can fuck any whore with genital warts on the Warped Tour
Who slipped this downer in my Snapple?
Cussin out Interscope (Bizarre, you're signed to Capitol!)
Fuck it, I was born with half a brain
Sniffin 'caine, at celebrity basketball games
You motherfuckers think I'm a gimmick
cause I got a Cash Money tattoo and roll with No Limit (UNNNNGGGHHH!)
The last time I sniffed blow
I ended up in Denver, Colorado at an Iggy Pop show
Bizarre be smokin a half a pound
Fuckin the engineer's wife, while he's mixin my song down

(Chorus 1)

(Eminem - speaking over Chorus 1)
It's like, back when I first went on tour
I like, went crazy I was like out of control
And - just was fuckin wasted every night, like
wakin up the next morning like - where the..
Where the fuck am I at, what the fuck is goin on
you see what I'm sayin? I was just like, out of control

(Chorus 2 - over last two lines of Chorus 1)

(Swifty McVay)
These Benadryls got me stiffer than a mannequin
Eight years old swallowin Anacins, standin over my bannister
Laughin with a chromed out caliber (hahahahaha)
The weed that I'm sellin this (?) look like the back of a tarantula
I keep a substantial amount of aspirins in my Acura
Smashin it, after framin a nigga with smack and dust
I'm scandalous, drugs been ran for months
Crackin capsules to expand our blunts
I rolled it up and take the pressure to the head
Now I'm lookin like a extra on "Night of the Living Dead"
until they find me on a stretcher
I'm quick to sample anything, bitch you got a tester?
This crank'll have me blowin up banks like Uncle Fester

(Proof)
Ahhhh.. watch tonight, you'll admit that I'm a fiend
Pop beans, 'scalines, along with amphetamines
Ghetto kings, meddling with the smell of greens
Got a Jell-o spleen, and see yellow rings (ohhhhhh)
Blue pills, and purple mushrooms
(Hey little girl, you got a curfew, don't you?)
Missin since yesterday, perfect just for rape
See I'm on judgment day, numb from special K
Two tabs of X and vitamin C
Swallow Hennessey along with Tylenol 3
Grindin the teeth at the signs of the E
I lost six days at a time in the week
The crime in the street hold your parents for ransom
while D-12 gang rape Marilyn Manson
In twelve hours we blow a pound of the chronic
Barf up my stomach linin, drown in my vomit

(Chorus 1) - 2.5X

(Eminem - speaking over Chorus 1)
Cause I like, I always tell people - yknowhatI'msayin like
If you got an addiction, don't admit, to nobody, yknowhatI'msayin?
Keep that shit to yourself; because if anybody sees that, yknahmsayin
when you're out in the public eye and shit
they're always gonna think that you're on that shit even if you're not
That's why I always tell my friends, knowhatI'msayin but
I mean, like for me, I don't give a fuck
I'll probably end up, dyin from this shit one day
Probably pick up a newspaper in the morning and it's like
"Eminem dies from, drug overdose" - youknowhatI'msayin? And
And my friends, they ain't no fuckin better, yknowhatI'msayin?
They ain't nothin but influences, bad influences to me, y'know
It's peer pressure, shit is like all peer pressure
That's what it boils down to - and, I give in to it
So do they..

(Chorus 2 - over last two lines of Chorus 1) - 2x

Whatever..
Dre, just let it run
Aiyyo turn the beat up a little bit
Aiyyo.. this song is for anyone.. fuck it
Just shut up and listen, aiyyo..

I sit back with this pack of Zig Zags and this bag
of this weed it gives me the shit needed to be
the most meanest MC on this -- on this Earth
And since birth I've been cursed with this curse to just curse
And just blurt this berserk and bizarre shit that works
And it sells and it helps in itself to relieve
all this tension dispensin these sentences
Gettin this stress that's been eatin me recently off of this chest
and I rest again peacefully (peacefully)..
but at least have the decency in you
to leave me alone, when you freaks see me out
in the streets when I'm eatin or feedin my daughter
to not come and speak to me (speak to me)..
I don't know you and no,
I don't owe you a mo-therfuck-in thing
I'm not Mr. N'Sync, I'm not what your friends think
I'm not Mr. Friendly, I can be a prick
if you tempt me my tank is on empty (is on empty)..
No patience is in me and if you offend me
I'm liftin you 10 feet (liftin you 10 feet).. in the air
I don't care who is there and who saw me destroy you
Go call you a lawyer, file you a lawsuit
I'll smile in the courtroom and buy you a wardrobe
I'm tired of all you (of all you)..
I don't mean to be mean but that's all I can be is just me

[Chorus: Eminem]

And I am, whatever you say I am
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news everyday I am
Radio won't even play my jam
Cause I am, whatever you say I am
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news everyday I am
I don't know it's just the way I am

[Eminem]
Sometimes I just feel like my father, I hate to be bothered
with all of this nonsense it's constant
And, 'Oh, it's his lyrical content -
- the song 'Guilty Conscience' has gotten such rotten responses'
And all of this controversy circles me
and it seems like the media immediately
points a finger at me (finger at me)..
So I point one back at 'em, but not the index or pinkie
or the ring or the thumb, it's the one you put up
when you don't give a fuck, when you won't just put up
with the bullshit they pull, cause they full of shit too
When a dude's gettin bullied and shoots up his school
and they blame it on Marilyn (on Marilyn).. and the heroin
Where were the parents at? And look where it's at
Middle America, now it's a tragedy
Now it's so sad to see, an upper class ci-ty
havin this happenin (this happenin)..
then attack Eminem cause I rap this way (rap this way)..
But I'm glad cause they feed me the fuel that I need for the fire
to burn and it's burnin and I have returned

[Chorus]

[Eminem]
I'm so sick and tired of bein admired
that I wish that I would just die or get fired
and dropped from my label and stop with the fables
I'm not gonna be able to top on 'My Name is..'
And pigeon-holed into some pop-py sensation
to cop me rotation at rock'n'roll stations
And I just do not got the patience (got the patience)..
to deal with these cocky caucasians who think
I'm some wigger who just tries to be black cause I talk
with an accent, and grab on my balls, so they always keep askin
the same fuckin questions (fuckin questions)..
What school did I go to, what hood I grew up in
The why, the who what when, the where, and the how
'til I'm grabbin my hair and I'm tearin it out
cause they drivin me crazy (drivin me crazy).. I can't take it
I'm racin, I'm pacin, I stand and I sit
And I'm thankful for ev-ery fan that I get
But I can't take a SHIT, in the bathroom
without someone standin by it
No I won't sign your autograph
You can call me an asshole I'm glad

[Chorus]

Whatever..
Dre, just let it run
Aiyyo turn the beat up a little bit
Aiyyo.. this song is for anyone.. fuck it
Just shut up and listen, aiyyo..

I sit back with this pack of Zig Zags and this bag
of this weed it gives me the shit needed to be
the most meanest MC on this -- on this Earth
And since birth I've been cursed with this curse to just curse
And just blurt this berserk and bizarre shit that works
And it sells and it helps in itself to relieve
all this tension dispensin these sentences
Gettin this stress that's been eatin me recently off of this chest
and I rest again peacefully (peacefully)..
but at least have the decency in you
to leave me alone, when you freaks see me out
in the streets when I'm eatin or feedin my daughter
to not come and speak to me (speak to me)..
I don't know you and no,
I don't owe you a mo-therfuck-in thing
I'm not Mr. N'Sync, I'm not what your friends think
I'm not Mr. Friendly, I can be a prick
if you tempt me my tank is on empty (is on empty)..
No patience is in me and if you offend me
I'm liftin you 10 feet (liftin you 10 feet).. in the air
I don't care who is there and who saw me destroy you
Go call you a lawyer, file you a lawsuit
I'll smile in the courtroom and buy you a wardrobe
I'm tired of all you (of all you)..
I don't mean to be mean but that's all I can be is just me

[Chorus: Eminem]

And I am, whatever you say I am
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news everyday I am
Radio won't even play my jam
Cause I am, whatever you say I am
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news everyday I am
I don't know it's just the way I am

[Eminem]
Sometimes I just feel like my father, I hate to be bothered
with all of this nonsense it's constant
And, 'Oh, it's his lyrical content -
- the song 'Guilty Conscience' has gotten such rotten responses'
And all of this controversy circles me
and it seems like the media immediately
points a finger at me (finger at me)..
So I point one back at 'em, but not the index or pinkie
or the ring or the thumb, it's the one you put up
when you don't give a fuck, when you won't just put up
with the bullshit they pull, cause they full of shit too
When a dude's gettin bullied and shoots up his school
and they blame it on Marilyn (on Marilyn).. and the heroin
Where were the parents at? And look where it's at
Middle America, now it's a tragedy
Now it's so sad to see, an upper class ci-ty
havin this happenin (this happenin)..
then attack Eminem cause I rap this way (rap this way)..
But I'm glad cause they feed me the fuel that I need for the fire
to burn and it's burnin and I have returned

[Chorus]

[Eminem]
I'm so sick and tired of bein admired
that I wish that I would just die or get fired
and dropped from my label and stop with the fables
I'm not gonna be able to top on 'My Name is..'
And pigeon-holed into some pop-py sensation
to cop me rotation at rock'n'roll stations
And I just do not got the patience (got the patience)..
to deal with these cocky caucasians who think
I'm some wigger who just tries to be black cause I talk
with an accent, and grab on my balls, so they always keep askin
the same fuckin questions (fuckin questions)..
What school did I go to, what hood I grew up in
The why, the who what when, the where, and the how
'til I'm grabbin my hair and I'm tearin it out
cause they drivin me crazy (drivin me crazy).. I can't take it
I'm racin, I'm pacin, I stand and I sit
And I'm thankful for ev-ery fan that I get
But I can't take a SHIT, in the bathroom
without someone standin by it
No I won't sign your autograph
You can call me an asshole I'm glad

[Chorus]

Whatever..
Dre, just let it run
Aiyyo turn the beat up a little bit
Aiyyo.. this song is for anyone.. fuck it
Just shut up and listen, aiyyo..

I sit back with this pack of Zig Zags and this bag
of this weed it gives me the shit needed to be
the most meanest MC on this -- on this Earth
And since birth I've been cursed with this curse to just curse
And just blurt this berserk and bizarre shit that works
And it sells and it helps in itself to relieve
all this tension dispensin these sentences
Gettin this stress that's been eatin me recently off of this
chest
and I rest again peacefully (peacefully)..
but at least have the decency in you
to leave me alone, when you freaks see me out
in the streets when I'm eatin or feedin my daughter
to not come and speak to me (speak to me)..
I don't know you and no,
I don't owe you a mo-therfuck-in thing
I'm not Mr. N'Sync, I'm not what your friends think
I'm not Mr. Friendly, I can be a prick
if you tempt me my tank is on empty (is on empty)..
No patience is in me and if you offend me
I'm liftin you 10 feet (liftin you 10 feet).. in the air
I don't care who is there and who saw me destroy you
Go call you a lawyer, file you a lawsuit
I'll smile in the courtroom and buy you a wardrobe
I'm tired of all you (of all you)..
I don't mean to be mean but that's all I can be is just me

* And I am, whatever you say I am
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news everyday I am
Radio won't even play my jam
Cause I am, whatever you say I am
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news everyday I am
I don't know it's just the way I am

Sometimes I just feel like my father, I hate to be bothered
with all of this nonsense it's constant
And, "Oh, it's his lyrical content -
- the song 'Guilty Conscience' has gotten such rotten
responses"
And all of this controversy circles me
and it seems like the media immediately
points a finger at me (finger at me)..
So I point one back at 'em, but not the index or pinkie
or the ring or the thumb, it's the one you put up
when you don't give a fuck, when you won't just put up
with the bullshit they pull, cause they full of shit too
When a dude's gettin bullied and shoots up his school
and they blame it on Marilyn (on Marilyn).. and the heroin
Where were the parents at? And look where it's at
Middle America, now it's a tragedy
Now it's so sad to see, an upper class ci-ty
havin this happenin (this happenin)..
then attack Eminem cause I rap this way (rap this way)..
But I'm glad cause they feed me the fuel that I need for the
fire
to burn and it's burnin and I have returned

* Repeat

I'm so sick and tired of bein admired
that I wish that I would just die or get fired
and dropped from my label and stop with the fables
I'm not gonna be able to top on "My Name is.."
And pigeon-holed into some pop-py sensation
to cop me rotation at rock'n'roll stations
And I just do not got the patience (got the patience)..
to deal with these cocky caucasians who think
I'm some wigger who just tries to be black cause I talk
with an accent, and grab on my balls, so they always keep
askin
the same fuckin questions (fuckin questions)..
What school did I go to, what hood I grew up in
The why, the who what when, the where, and the how
'til I'm grabbin my hair and I'm tearin it out
cause they drivin me crazy (drivin me crazy).. I can't take it
I'm racin, I'm pacin, I stand and I sit
And I'm thankful for ev-ery fan that I get
But I can't take a SHIT, in the bathroom
without someone standin by it
No I won't sign your autograph
You can call me an asshole I'm glad

* Repeat

Whatever..
Dre, just let it run
Aiyyo turn the beat up a little bit
Aiyyo.. this song is for anyone.. fuck it
Just shut up and listen, aiyyo..

I sit back with this pack of Zig Zags and this bag
of this weed it gives me the shit needed to be
the most meanest MC on this -- on this Earth
And since birth I've been cursed with this curse to just curse
And just blurt this berserk and bizarre shit that works
And it sells and it helps in itself to relieve
all this tension dispensin these sentences
Gettin this stress that's been eatin me recently off of this chest
and I rest again peacefully (peacefully)..
but at least have the decency in you
to leave me alone, when you freaks see me out
in the streets when I'm eatin or feedin my daughter
to not come and speak to me (speak to me)..
I don't know you and no,
I don't owe you a mo-therfuck-in thing
I'm not Mr. N'Sync, I'm not what your friends think
I'm not Mr. Friendly, I can be a prick
if you tempt me my tank is on empty (is on empty)..
No patience is in me and if you offend me
I'm liftin you 10 feet (liftin you 10 feet).. in the air
I don't care who is there and who saw me destroy you
Go call you a lawyer, file you a lawsuit
I'll smile in the courtroom and buy you a wardrobe
I'm tired of all you (of all you)..
I don't mean to be mean but that's all I can be is just me

[Chorus: Eminem]

And I am, whatever you say I am
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news everyday I am
Radio won't even play my jam
Cause I am, whatever you say I am
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news everyday I am
I don't know it's just the way I am

[Eminem]
Sometimes I just feel like my father, I hate to be bothered
with all of this nonsense it's constant
And, 'Oh, it's his lyrical content -
- the song 'Guilty Conscience' has gotten such rotten responses'
And all of this controversy circles me
and it seems like the media immediately
points a finger at me (finger at me)..
So I point one back at 'em, but not the index or pinkie
or the ring or the thumb, it's the one you put up
when you don't give a fuck, when you won't just put up
with the bullshit they pull, cause they full of shit too
When a dude's gettin bullied and shoots up his school
and they blame it on Marilyn (on Marilyn).. and the heroin
Where were the parents at? And look where it's at
Middle America, now it's a tragedy
Now it's so sad to see, an upper class ci-ty
havin this happenin (this happenin)..
then attack Eminem cause I rap this way (rap this way)..
But I'm glad cause they feed me the fuel that I need for the fire
to burn and it's burnin and I have returned

[Chorus]

[Eminem]
I'm so sick and tired of bein admired
that I wish that I would just die or get fired
and dropped from my label and stop with the fables
I'm not gonna be able to top on 'My Name is..'
And pigeon-holed into some pop-py sensation
to cop me rotation at rock'n'roll stations
And I just do not got the patience (got the patience)..
to deal with these cocky caucasians who think
I'm some wigger who just tries to be black cause I talk
with an accent, and grab on my balls, so they always keep askin
the same fuckin questions (fuckin questions)..
What school did I go to, what hood I grew up in
The why, the who what when, the where, and the how
'til I'm grabbin my hair and I'm tearin it out
cause they drivin me crazy (drivin me crazy).. I can't take it
I'm racin, I'm pacin, I stand and I sit
And I'm thankful for ev-ery fan that I get
But I can't take a SHIT, in the bathroom
without someone standin by it
No I won't sign your autograph
You can call me an asshole I'm glad

[Chorus]

Whatever..
Dre, just let it run
Aiyyo turn the beat up a little bit
Aiyyo.. this song is for anyone.. fuck it
Just shut up and listen, aiyyo..

I sit back with this pack of Zig Zags and this bag
of this weed it gives me the shit needed to be
the most meanest MC on this -- on this Earth
And since birth I've been cursed with this curse to just curse
And just blurt this berserk and bizarre shit that works
And it sells and it helps in itself to relieve
all this tension dispensin these sentences
Gettin this stress that's been eatin me recently off of this chest
and I rest again peacefully (peacefully)..
but at least have the decency in you
to leave me alone, when you freaks see me out
in the streets when I'm eatin or feedin my daughter
to not come and speak to me (speak to me)..
I don't know you and no,
I don't owe you a mo-therfuck-in thing
I'm not Mr. N'Sync, I'm not what your friends think
I'm not Mr. Friendly, I can be a prick
if you tempt me my tank is on empty (is on empty)..
No patience is in me and if you offend me
I'm liftin you 10 feet (liftin you 10 feet).. in the air
I don't care who is there and who saw me destroy you
Go call you a lawyer, file you a lawsuit
I'll smile in the courtroom and buy you a wardrobe
I'm tired of all you (of all you)..
I don't mean to be mean but that's all I can be is just me

[Chorus: Eminem]

And I am, whatever you say I am
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news everyday I am
Radio won't even play my jam
Cause I am, whatever you say I am
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news everyday I am
I don't know it's just the way I am

[Eminem]
Sometimes I just feel like my father, I hate to be bothered
with all of this nonsense it's constant
And, 'Oh, it's his lyrical content -
- the song 'Guilty Conscience' has gotten such rotten responses'
And all of this controversy circles me
and it seems like the media immediately
points a finger at me (finger at me)..
So I point one back at 'em, but not the index or pinkie
or the ring or the thumb, it's the one you put up
when you don't give a fuck, when you won't just put up
with the bullshit they pull, cause they full of shit too
When a dude's gettin bullied and shoots up his school
and they blame it on Marilyn (on Marilyn).. and the heroin
Where were the parents at? And look where it's at
Middle America, now it's a tragedy
Now it's so sad to see, an upper class ci-ty
havin this happenin (this happenin)..
then attack Eminem cause I rap this way (rap this way)..
But I'm glad cause they feed me the fuel that I need for the fire
to burn and it's burnin and I have returned

[Chorus]

[Eminem]
I'm so sick and tired of bein admired
that I wish that I would just die or get fired
and dropped from my label and stop with the fables
I'm not gonna be able to top on 'My Name is..'
And pigeon-holed into some pop-py sensation
to cop me rotation at rock'n'roll stations
And I just do not got the patience (got the patience)..
to deal with these cocky caucasians who think
I'm some wigger who just tries to be black cause I talk
with an accent, and grab on my balls, so they always keep askin
the same fuckin questions (fuckin questions)..
What school did I go to, what hood I grew up in
The why, the who what when, the where, and the how
'til I'm grabbin my hair and I'm tearin it out
cause they drivin me crazy (drivin me crazy).. I can't take it
I'm racin, I'm pacin, I stand and I sit
And I'm thankful for ev-ery fan that I get
But I can't take a SHIT, in the bathroom
without someone standin by it
No I won't sign your autograph
You can call me an asshole I'm glad

[Chorus]

Whatever..
Dre, just let it run
Aiyyo turn the beat up a little bit
Aiyyo.. this song is for anyone.. fuck it
Just shut up and listen, aiyyo..

I sit back with this pack of Zig Zags and this bag
of this weed it gives me the shit needed to be
the most meanest MC on this -- on this Earth
And since birth I've been cursed with this curse to just curse
And just blurt this berserk and bizarre shit that works
And it sells and it helps in itself to relieve
all this tension dispensin these sentences
Gettin this stress that's been eatin me recently off of this chest
and I rest again peacefully (peacefully)..
but at least have the decency in you
to leave me alone, when you freaks see me out
in the streets when I'm eatin or feedin my daughter
to not come and speak to me (speak to me)..
I don't know you and no,
I don't owe you a mo-therfuck-in thing
I'm not Mr. N'Sync, I'm not what your friends think
I'm not Mr. Friendly, I can be a prick
if you tempt me my tank is on empty (is on empty)..
No patience is in me and if you offend me
I'm liftin you 10 feet (liftin you 10 feet).. in the air
I don't care who is there and who saw me destroy you
Go call you a lawyer, file you a lawsuit
I'll smile in the courtroom and buy you a wardrobe
I'm tired of all you (of all you)..
I don't mean to be mean but that's all I can be is just me

[Chorus: Eminem]

And I am, whatever you say I am
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news everyday I am
Radio won't even play my jam
Cause I am, whatever you say I am
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news everyday I am
I don't know it's just the way I am

[Eminem]
Sometimes I just feel like my father, I hate to be bothered
with all of this nonsense it's constant
And, 'Oh, it's his lyrical content -
- the song 'Guilty Conscience' has gotten such rotten responses'
And all of this controversy circles me
and it seems like the media immediately
points a finger at me (finger at me)..
So I point one back at 'em, but not the index or pinkie
or the ring or the thumb, it's the one you put up
when you don't give a fuck, when you won't just put up
with the bullshit they pull, cause they full of shit too
When a dude's gettin bullied and shoots up his school
and they blame it on Marilyn (on Marilyn).. and the heroin
Where were the parents at? And look where it's at
Middle America, now it's a tragedy
Now it's so sad to see, an upper class ci-ty
havin this happenin (this happenin)..
then attack Eminem cause I rap this way (rap this way)..
But I'm glad cause they feed me the fuel that I need for the fire
to burn and it's burnin and I have returned

[Chorus]

[Eminem]
I'm so sick and tired of bein admired
that I wish that I would just die or get fired
and dropped from my label and stop with the fables
I'm not gonna be able to top on 'My Name is..'
And pigeon-holed into some pop-py sensation
to cop me rotation at rock'n'roll stations
And I just do not got the patience (got the patience)..
to deal with these cocky caucasians who think
I'm some wigger who just tries to be black cause I talk
with an accent, and grab on my balls, so they always keep askin
the same fuckin questions (fuckin questions)..
What school did I go to, what hood I grew up in
The why, the who what when, the where, and the how
'til I'm grabbin my hair and I'm tearin it out
cause they drivin me crazy (drivin me crazy).. I can't take it
I'm racin, I'm pacin, I stand and I sit
And I'm thankful for ev-ery fan that I get
But I can't take a SHIT, in the bathroom
without someone standin by it
No I won't sign your autograph
You can call me an asshole I'm glad

[Chorus]

Whatever..
Dre, just let it run
Aiyyo turn the beat up a little bit
Aiyyo.. this song is for anyone.. fuck it
Just shut up and listen, aiyyo..

I sit back with this pack of Zig Zags and this bag
of this weed it gives me the shit needed to be
the most meanest MC on this -- on this Earth
And since birth I've been cursed with this curse to just curse
And just blurt this berserk and bizarre shit that works
And it sells and it helps in itself to relieve
all this tension dispensin these sentences
Gettin this stress that's been eatin me recently off of this chest
and I rest again peacefully (peacefully)..
but at least have the decency in you
to leave me alone, when you freaks see me out
in the streets when I'm eatin or feedin my daughter
to not come and speak to me (speak to me)..
I don't know you and no,
I don't owe you a mo-therfuck-in thing
I'm not Mr. N'Sync, I'm not what your friends think
I'm not Mr. Friendly, I can be a prick
if you tempt me my tank is on empty (is on empty)..
No patience is in me and if you offend me
I'm liftin you 10 feet (liftin you 10 feet).. in the air
I don't care who is there and who saw me destroy you
Go call you a lawyer, file you a lawsuit
I'll smile in the courtroom and buy you a wardrobe
I'm tired of all you (of all you)..
I don't mean to be mean but that's all I can be is just me

[Chorus: Eminem]

And I am, whatever you say I am
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news everyday I am
Radio won't even play my jam
Cause I am, whatever you say I am
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news everyday I am
I don't know it's just the way I am

[Eminem]
Sometimes I just feel like my father, I hate to be bothered
with all of this nonsense it's constant
And, 'Oh, it's his lyrical content -
- the song 'Guilty Conscience' has gotten such rotten responses'
And all of this controversy circles me
and it seems like the media immediately
points a finger at me (finger at me)..
So I point one back at 'em, but not the index or pinkie
or the ring or the thumb, it's the one you put up
when you don't give a fuck, when you won't just put up
with the bullshit they pull, cause they full of shit too
When a dude's gettin bullied and shoots up his school
and they blame it on Marilyn (on Marilyn).. and the heroin
Where were the parents at? And look where it's at
Middle America, now it's a tragedy
Now it's so sad to see, an upper class ci-ty
havin this happenin (this happenin)..
then attack Eminem cause I rap this way (rap this way)..
But I'm glad cause they feed me the fuel that I need for the fire
to burn and it's burnin and I have returned

[Chorus]

[Eminem]
I'm so sick and tired of bein admired
that I wish that I would just die or get fired
and dropped from my label and stop with the fables
I'm not gonna be able to top on 'My Name is..'
And pigeon-holed into some pop-py sensation
to cop me rotation at rock'n'roll stations
And I just do not got the patience (got the patience)..
to deal with these cocky caucasians who think
I'm some wigger who just tries to be black cause I talk
with an accent, and grab on my balls, so they always keep askin
the same fuckin questions (fuckin questions)..
What school did I go to, what hood I grew up in
The why, the who what when, the where, and the how
'til I'm grabbin my hair and I'm tearin it out
cause they drivin me crazy (drivin me crazy).. I can't take it
I'm racin, I'm pacin, I stand and I sit
And I'm thankful for ev-ery fan that I get
But I can't take a SHIT, in the bathroom
without someone standin by it
No I won't sign your autograph
You can call me an asshole I'm glad

[Chorus]

Whatever..
Dre, just let it run
Aiyyo turn the beat up a little bit
Aiyyo.. this song is for anyone.. fuck it
Just shut up and listen, aiyyo..

I sit back with this pack of Zig Zags and this bag
of this weed it gives me the shit needed to be
the most meanest MC on this -- on this Earth
And since birth I've been cursed with this curse to just curse
And just blurt this berserk and bizarre shit that works
And it sells and it helps in itself to relieve
all this tension dispensin these sentences
Gettin this stress that's been eatin me recently off of this chest
and I rest again peacefully (peacefully)..
but at least have the decency in you
to leave me alone, when you freaks see me out
in the streets when I'm eatin or feedin my daughter
to not come and speak to me (speak to me)..
I don't know you and no,
I don't owe you a mo-therfuck-in thing
I'm not Mr. N'Sync, I'm not what your friends think
I'm not Mr. Friendly, I can be a prick
if you tempt me my tank is on empty (is on empty)..
No patience is in me and if you offend me
I'm liftin you 10 feet (liftin you 10 feet).. in the air
I don't care who is there and who saw me destroy you
Go call you a lawyer, file you a lawsuit
I'll smile in the courtroom and buy you a wardrobe
I'm tired of all you (of all you)..
I don't mean to be mean but that's all I can be is just me

[Chorus: Eminem]

And I am, whatever you say I am
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news everyday I am
Radio won't even play my jam
Cause I am, whatever you say I am
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news everyday I am
I don't know it's just the way I am

[Eminem]
Sometimes I just feel like my father, I hate to be bothered
with all of this nonsense it's constant
And, 'Oh, it's his lyrical content -
- the song 'Guilty Conscience' has gotten such rotten responses'
And all of this controversy circles me
and it seems like the media immediately
points a finger at me (finger at me)..
So I point one back at 'em, but not the index or pinkie
or the ring or the thumb, it's the one you put up
when you don't give a fuck, when you won't just put up
with the bullshit they pull, cause they full of shit too
When a dude's gettin bullied and shoots up his school
and they blame it on Marilyn (on Marilyn).. and the heroin
Where were the parents at? And look where it's at
Middle America, now it's a tragedy
Now it's so sad to see, an upper class ci-ty
havin this happenin (this happenin)..
then attack Eminem cause I rap this way (rap this way)..
But I'm glad cause they feed me the fuel that I need for the fire
to burn and it's burnin and I have returned

[Chorus]

[Eminem]
I'm so sick and tired of bein admired
that I wish that I would just die or get fired
and dropped from my label and stop with the fables
I'm not gonna be able to top on 'My Name is..'
And pigeon-holed into some pop-py sensation
to cop me rotation at rock'n'roll stations
And I just do not got the patience (got the patience)..
to deal with these cocky caucasians who think
I'm some wigger who just tries to be black cause I talk
with an accent, and grab on my balls, so they always keep askin
the same fuckin questions (fuckin questions)..
What school did I go to, what hood I grew up in
The why, the who what when, the where, and the how
'til I'm grabbin my hair and I'm tearin it out
cause they drivin me crazy (drivin me crazy).. I can't take it
I'm racin, I'm pacin, I stand and I sit
And I'm thankful for ev-ery fan that I get
But I can't take a SHIT, in the bathroom
without someone standin by it
No I won't sign your autograph
You can call me an asshole I'm glad

[Chorus]

Things just ain't the same
for gangsters
Times is changin
young niggaz is agin
Becomin O G's in the game
and changin
to make way for these new names
and faces but the strangest
things can happen from rappin
when niggaz get wrapped
up in image and actin
Niggaz get capped up and
wrapped in plastic
and zipped up in bags
when it happens
that's it
I've seen em come
I've watched em go
Watched em rise
witnessed it and
watched them blow
Watched em all blossom and
watched em grow
Watched the lawsuits
when they lost the dough
Best friends and money
I lost them both
Went and visisted niggaz
in the hospital
and saw the same shit
all across the globe
I just sit back and
watch the show
everywhere that I go
ain't the same as befo'
People I used to know
just don't know me no mo'
But everywhere that I go
I got people I know
who got people they know
So I suggest you lay low
I moved out of the hood for
good you blame me
Niggaz aim mainly at
niggaz they can't be
But niggaz can't hit
niggaz they can't see
I'm out of sight
now I'm out of they dang reach
How would you feel
if niggaz wanted you killed
You'd probably move to a
new house on a new hill
and choose a new spot
if niggaz wanted you shot
I ain't a thug
how much Tupac in you you got
I ain't no bitch neither
it's either my life
or yo' life and I ain't leavin
I like breathin
Cause nigga we can go
round for round
Clip for clip
shit fo'pound for pound
Nigga if you really
wanna take it there we can
Just remember
that you fuckin with a family man
I got a lot more to lose than
you remember that
when you wanna come and
fill these shoes
everywhere that I go
ain't the same as befo'
People I used to know
just don't know me no mo'
But everywhere that I go
I got people I know
who got people they know
So I suggest you lay low

Things just ain't the
same for gangstas
Cops is anxious to put
niggaz in handcuffs
They wanna hang us
see us dead or enslave us
Keep us trapped in the same
place we raised in
Then they wonder why we act
so outrageous
Run around stressed
out and pull out gauges
Cause everytime
you let the animal out cages
It's dangerous
to people who look like strangers
But now we got a
new era of gangsters
Hustlers and youngsters
livin amongst us
Lookin at us
now callin us bustaz
Can't help but reminisce
back when it was us
Nigga we started this
gangsta shit
And this the motherfuckin
thanks I get
It's funny how time fly
I'm just havin fun
just watchin it fly by
everywhere that I go
ain't the same as befo'
People I used to know
just don't know me no mo'
But everywhere that I go
I got people I know
who got people they know
So I suggest you lay

[Eminem]
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here..

Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
and started whoopin her ass worse than before
they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!)
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots!
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
Feminist women love Eminem {*vocal turntable:
chigga chigga chigga*} "Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what
Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the Discovery Channel don't they?
"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
who cut other people open like cantaloupes {*SLURP*}
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
{*EWWW!*} But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

Chorus: Eminem (repeat 2X)

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?

[Eminem]
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records;
well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
You little bitch, put me on blast on MTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!"
I should download her audio on MP3
and show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD {*AHHH!*}
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
so I have been sent here to destroy you {*bzzzt*}
And there's a million of us just like me
who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me
who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!

Chorus

[Eminem]
I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you
things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it
in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
and whether you like to admit it {*ERR*} I just shit it
better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums
It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursin home flirting
Pinchin nurses asses when I'm jackin off with Jergens
And I'm jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin
He could be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings
{*HACH*} Or in the parkin lot, circling
Screaming "I don't give a fuck!"
with his windows down and his system up
So, will the real Shady please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

Chorus 2X

[Eminem]
Ha ha
Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
Fuck it, let's all stand up

[Intro]
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here

[Verse 1]
Y'all act like you've never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
And started whooping her ass worse than before
They first were divorce, throwin' her over furniture
It's the return of the... "Oh, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he just didn't say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said...
Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement
Feminist women love Eminem
Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin' around grabbin' his you know what
Flippin' the you know who, yeah, but he's so cute though
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on yoru lips
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a women's clitoris is
Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit 4th grade
They got the Discovery Channel don't they?
We ain't nothin' but mammals
Well, some of us cannibals
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

[Chorus]
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up?
Please stand up, please stand up
Cuz I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up?
Please stand up, please stand up

[Verse 2]
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records
Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me
"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Dust
And here 'em argue over who she gave head to first
You little bitch, put me on Blast on MTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee"
I should download her audio on MP3
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups
All you do is annoy me so I have been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me,
who drees like me, walk, talk, and act like me
And just might be the next best thing but not quite me!

[Chorus]
Cuz I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up?
Please stand up, please stand up
Cuz I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up?
Please stand up, please stand up

[Verse 3]
I'm like a head trip to listen to cuz I'm only givin' you
Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it
In front of y'all and I don't gotta be frost or sugar coated at all
I just get on a mic and spit it and whether you like to admit it
I just shitted better than 90 percent of you rappers out there
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like vailums
It's funny cuz at the rate I'm goin' when I'm 30
I'll be the only person in the nursin' home flirtin'
Pinchin' nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens
And I'm jerkin' but this whole bag of Viagra isn't workin'
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin'
He could be workin' at Burger King spittin' on your onion rings
Or in the parkin' lot, circlin', screamin' I don't give a fuck!
With his windows down and his system up
So, will the real Shady please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

[Chorus]
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up?
Please stand up, please stand up
Cuz I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up?
Please stand up, please stand up
Cuz I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the realShady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up?
Please stand up, please stand up
Cuz I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up?
Please stand up, please stand up

[Outro]
Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
Fuck it, let's all stand up

[Eminem]
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here..

Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
and started whoopin her ass worse than before
they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!)
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots!
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
Feminist women love Eminem {*vocal turntable:
chigga chigga chigga*} "Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what
Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the Discovery Channel don't they?
"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
who cut other people open like cantaloupes {*SLURP*}
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
{*EWWW!*} But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

Chorus: Eminem (repeat 2X)

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?

[Eminem]
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records;
well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
You little bitch, put me on blast on MTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!"
I should download her audio on MP3
and show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD {*AHHH!*}
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
so I have been sent here to destroy you {*bzzzt*}
And there's a million of us just like me
who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me
who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!

Chorus

[Eminem]
I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you
things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it
in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
and whether you like to admit it {*ERR*} I just shit it
better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums
It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursin home flirting
Pinchin nurses asses when I'm jackin off with Jergens
And I'm jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin
He could be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings
{*HACH*} Or in the parkin lot, circling
Screaming "I don't give a fuck!"
with his windows down and his system up
So, will the real Shady please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

Chorus 2X

[Eminem]
Ha ha
Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
Fuck it, let's all stand up

Boom boom chuck, boom b-boom chuck!
Boom boom chuck, Yeah, that's what's up!
Boom boom chuck, boom b-boom chuck!
Boom boom chuck, b-boom, Shady!

There's never been this, much of a menace in this game as this
And it's the, most sinister duo in the business.
Once again its the, illest and realest killas
The most villainous Dre protage, Shady apprentice
Drop them zeros and get with these heroes
Do you want losers or winners, This music is in us, and it's
Not over 'till we say it's finished and G-Unit spinners
Will keep spinnin', this is Hip Hop when it's in it's
Truest form, the greatest, Hate us or love us
Make voodoo dolls of us and keep stickin' those pins in us
Thick as his skin is or as short as his wick is
The trick is to be able to walk big as his dick is
And as sick as his music is, or was, still is Whatever, forever, he will be the illest
To ever sh-shock the world, what to do next
He's already reconciled with his ex reversed, a chainsaw and an axe.
Jump a bitch's desk, strangle her neck
While we have sex while Bill Clinton plays the sax
I sprays the vex, yeah bring Shady on back
The maniac of rap, debil baby on crack.
Resurrect, I never left, baby I'm bad.
I've gone mad, my comrade Dre-zy automatically
He says I'm too broke to fix, way beyond that
I may be off drugs, but it's made me off track in fack, this right here very well could be the last rap.
I ever do spit, I'll never do shit, that's that Fuck it i quit,
suck on a dick, jackass
I'm done with this wack ass rap, kiss my blackass!


Nah, Em, tell 'em to kiss my black ass, the clean parts, the shitty parts
My bullet wounds, my beauty marks, the Fif'll tell you're ass apart!
A came in this game, crush a motherfuckers from tha start.
Shady paid me, Shady crazy, Fifty crazy rich, bitch
Different day, nothing change, it;s the same shit, trick
Teflon wrapped on, case I get clapped on
D's searching the whip, glad I left the mac home Still grindin', still shinin', nigga lord knows
You're rockin with the kid that spit sicka sick flows.
I carried Game's style for nine months and gave birth to it
Now I'm feeling like a proud father watching him do it.
Everyday Dre day, front and cause a maylay
Turn the town upside down wit a frown upside down
I smile through sumthin' fowl, and watch my money pile.
I'm fuckin' with strict stacks, I'm kickin' you stripped fats.
I hit you with it, bag it, pump it, bring me mines right back!

Em: i'm gonna kill this bitch, imma kill 'er, i'm goin' to fucken jail cuz i'm gonna KILL this bitch (에미넴: 내가 이 년을 죽여버려야지, 진짜 죽여 버려야겠어, 이 년 죽이고 나서 감옥가면 될 거 아냐) Bud: man (친구: 야) Em: what?! (에미넴: 왜?!) Bud: tell you what, i gotta really really bad feelin' those days (저기, 나 요즘 들어서 자꾸만 안 좋은 느낌이 들어) Em: man, you just shut the fuck up there, you always gotta bad feelin', man?! (에미넴: 야, 제발 좀 닥치고 있어라, 너야 늘 안 좋은 느낌을 갖고 살잖아) Em: that's her car right there (에미넴: 저기 그 년 차다) Bud: aight, lemme park (친구: 알았어, 차 세울께) Em: just park (에미넴: 차 세워) Bud: i'm parkin! (친구: 세우고 있잖아!) Em: fucken turn off the car out, dog (에미넴:병신아 차 시동도 끄라고) Bud: alright (친구:알았어) Em: alright, we'll wait (에미넴: 됐어, 우린 이제 기다리는 거야) Bud: we wait for what? (친구: 뭘 기다려?) Em: we wait 'ntil she comes out and then i'm gonna fuckin' kill her (에미넴: 그 년이 나올때까지 기다렸다가 내가 확 죽여버릴 거라니까) Bud: man, you ain't gonna kill 'er (친구: 무슨..너 그 여자 못 죽일걸) Em: man, what the fuck, huh? (에미넴:-총을 꺼내며- 방금 뭐라 그랬지?) Bud: what the fuck did you bring that for?!! (친구: 그딴 건 왜 가져왔어?!!) Em: fucken clip is not in...it's not even.. (에미넴: 빌어먹을 총알도 안 넣었어 아예 장전도..) Bud: and don't put that shit at me! (친구: 그딴 거 나한테 들이대지 마!) Em: it's not even loaded, bitch look (아예 장전도 안 됐다고 병신아, 봐) Bud: dude! (친구: 이 자식이!) Em: taa hahahaha (에미넴: 하하하하) Bud: god i fucken hate it when you do that shit (친구: 씹 니가 그딴 짓 할 때마다 난 치가 떨려) Em: man it's funny as fucked! (에미넴: 난 웃겨 죽겠다!) Bud: fuck around and you 'na kill me someday, i swear.. (친구: 그러다가 니가 나를 죽이고야 말지, 분명해..) Em: hey, is that her? (에미넴: 야, 저 년 맞냐?) Bud: where? (친구: 어디?) Em: right there, motherfucka?! (에미넴: 저기 안보여? 병신새끼야?!) Bud: huh, yea.. (친구:어, 그래..) Em: aight, get out get out, just get out! (에미넴: 알았어, 이제 나가 빨리 나가라고!) Bud: fuck, where we goin? you want me to get under the car?? (씹, 어딜 가라고? 차 밑에 엎드리기라도 하라는 거야?) Em: yo, who she walkin' to? (에미넴: 야, 저 년 누구한테 걸어가지?) Bud: how am i sposed to know that, you told me to dump down off the fucken mountain! (친구: 내가 어떻게 알아, 앞도 안 보이게 엎드리라고 해 놓고는!) Em: didn't she just kiss him? (에미넴: 저 년 방금 키스했지?) Bud: no i don't think so (친구: 아닐껄) Em: dog, she just fucken kissed him! (에미넴: 새끼야, 저 빌어먹을 년이 키스를 했다니까!) Bud: no she didn't (친구: 아냐 안 했다니까) Em: she's kissin you know! (에미넴: 봐 키스하고 있잖아!) Bud: no she's not! (친구: 아니라구!) Bud: oh, shit.. (친구: 젠장..) Em, Bud: FUCK OFF! (에미넴,친구: -뛰어나가며- 다 저리 꺼져!) -

Mr. Mackey] (Eric Cartman)
And everyone should get along..
그리고 모두 친하게 지내야한다...
Okay children quiet down, quiet down
자 얘들아, 조용히 해
Children I'd like to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day
오늘 새 일일교사를 소개하마
His name is Mr. Shady
이름은 셰디 선생님이란다.
Children quiet down please
얘들아 조용히 좀 하렴
Brian don't throw that (SHUT UP!)
브라이언, 던지지 마렴 (닥쳐!)
Mr. Shady will be your new substitute
셰디 선생님이 새 선생님이시다.
while Mr. Kaniff is out with pneumonia (HE'S GOT AIDS!)
캐니프 선생님이 폐렴으로 안오시는 동안말이다 (그는 에이즈야!)
Good luck Mr. Shady
잘해보세요 셰디 선생님
*캐나다에서 만든 South Park라는 만화를 인용한 부분입니다.

[Eminem]
Hi there little boys and girls (FUCK YOU!)
꼬마 신사 숙녀 여러분 안녕하세요 (좃까!)
Today we're gonna to learn how to poison squirrels
오늘 우린 어떻게 다람쥐를 중독시키는 지 배울 거예요
But first, I'd like you to meet my friend Bob (Huh?)
그러기 전에 제 친구 밥을 만나보도록 하죠
Say hi Bob! ("Hi Bob") Bob's 30 and still lives with his mom
안녕 밥! 이라고 말하세요. 밥은 30살인데 아직도 엄마랑 살죠
and he don't got a job, cause Bob sits at home and smokes pot
밥은 집에서 마약이나 펴서 직업이 없어요
but his twelve-year old brother looks up to him an awful lot
그렇지만 20살난 동생이 그를 끔찍히 돌봐준답니다.
And Bob likes to hang out at the local waffle spot
그리고 밥은 와플 가게에서 시간을 보내는 걸 좋아합니다.
and wait in?밥인줄 알았고 그만하라고 했죠
But Bob wouldn't knock it off cause he's crazy and off his rocker
그러나 밥은 제정신이 아니니 멈추지 않았어요
Crazier than Slim Shady is off the vodka
슬림 셰디가 보드카에 제정신이 아닌 것보다 더 제정신이 아니에요
You couldn't even take him to Dre's to get Bob a "Dr."
"의사"를 만나라구 그를 드레한테 데려갈 수도 없어요
He grabbed Stace' by the legs as chopped it off her
그는 스테이시 부인의 발을 잡고는 잘라버렸어요
and dropped her off in the lake for the cops to find her
그리곤 호수에 버려서 경찰이 찾을 수 있게 했죠
But ever since the day Stacey went off to wander
그렇지만 스테이시 부인이 버려진 날로부터
they never found her, and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner
그녀를 찾을 수 없었고 밥은 여전히 와플 가게를 돌아다니지요
And that's the story of Bob and his marijuana,
이게 밥에 대한 이야기고
and what it might do to you
여러분한테 일어날 수도 있는 일이에요
So see if the squirrels want any - it's bad for you
그러니 다람쥐가 뭔가 달라고 한다면 - 여러분한테는 안좋아요

[Chorus: Mr. Mackey (Eminem)]
See children, drugs are bahhhd (c'mon)
알겠니 얘들아, 마약은 나쁘단다
and if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd (ask him man)
날 못믿겠음 아빠한테 물어보렴
and if you don't believe him, ask ya mom (that's right)
그를 못믿겠음 엄마한테 물어보렴
She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (she will)
엄마가 하루종일 마약한 이야기를 할거야
So kids say no to drugs (that's right)
그러니 마약은 하지마렴
So you don't act like everyone else does (uh-huh)
그러니 다른 사람이 하는데로 따라하지 마렴
Then there's really nothin else to say (sing along)
더이상 말이 필요없어
Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?
마약은 나쁘단다, 알겠지?

[Eminem]
My penis is the size of a peanut, have you seen it?
내 거시기는 땅콩만하죠, 본 적 있나요?
FUCK NO you ain't seen it, it's the size of a peanut (Huh?)
물론 아니죠, 본 적이 없죠, 그건 땅콩만해요
Speakin of peanuts, you know what else is bad for squirrels?
땅콩 얘기를 하다보니 또 어떤게 e will win every time you try to fight it
아무리 당신이 노력해도 친구들의 압력을 이길 순 없죠
Suddenly, he starts to convulse and his pulse goes into hyperdrive
갑자기 그는 경련을 시작하며 맥박이 엄청 빨라졌죠
and his eyes roll back in his skull {*blblblblblb*}
그리고 눈이 뇌 쪽으로 돌아갔어요
His back starts tah - look like the McDonald's Arches
그의 등은 맥도날드 아치처럼 구부러지기 시작했죠
He's on Donald's carpet, layin horizontal barfin {*BLEH*}
도날드의 카펫트에 누워서 토를 해댔죠
And everyone in the apartment starts laughin at him
아파트에 있는 사람들은 그를 보고 웃었어요
"Hey Adam, Zach is a jackass, look at him!"
"야 아담, 잭 하는 짓 좀 봐라!"
cause they took it too, so they think it's funny
그들도 엑스타시를 먹어서 웃기다고 생각했죠
So they're laughing at basically nothing except maybe wasting his money
그래서 사람들은 그가 카펫을 청소해야 한다는 생각에 웃기만 했죠
Meanwhile, Zach's in a coma, the action is over
반면에, 잭은 혼수상태에 빠져 움직임이 멎었어요
and his back and his shoulders hunched up like he's practicin yoga
등과 어깨는 요가를 연습하는 것처럼 구부러졌죠
And that's the story of Zach, the ecstasy maniac
이게 액스타시를 즐기던 잭의 이야기에요
So don't even feed that to squirrels class, cause it's bad for you
그러니 다람쥐한테 그런 거 주지 마세요, 안좋으니까요

[Chorus: Mr. Mackey (Eminem)]
See children, drugs are bahhhd (that's right)
and if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd (that's right)
and if you don't believe him, ask ya mom (you can)
She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (she will)
So kids say no to drugs (smoke crack)
So you don't act like everyone else does (that's right)
And there's really nothin else to say (but umm)
Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?

[Eminem]
And last but not least, one of the most humungous
problems among young people today, is fungus
그리고 마지막으로 중요한 것 요새 젊은 사람들 사이에
가장 우스운 문제는 버섯이란다
It grows from cow manure, they pick it out, wipe it off,
버섯은 소똥에서 자라는 데 뽑아서 닦고는
bag it up, and you put it right in your mouth and chew it
칼로 좀 친 뒤 입으로 바로 넣고 씹죠
Yum yum! Then you start to see some dumb stuff
냠냠! 그러면 웃기는 것을 보기 시작하죠
And everything slows down when you eat some of 'em..
좀 먹으면 모든게 천천히 움직여요
And sometimes you see things that aren't there (Like what?)
그리고 때때로 있지도 않은 것을 보기도 하죠(어떤거요?)
Like fat woman in G-strings with orange hair
오렌지 색 머리에 G-strings(스트리퍼가 입는 팬티)를 입은 살찐 여자
(Mr. Shady what's a G-string?) It's yarn Claire
(G-string이 뭐죠, 선생님?) 섬유란다, 클레어
Women stick 'em up their behinds, go out and wear 'em (Huh?)
여자들이 엉덩이에 그걸 붙히고 돌아다니지
And if you swallow too much of the magic mushrooms
그리고 만약 매직 머se it'll be my fault
변장을 하고 숨어야해 왜냐면 그건 전부 내 잘못이 될테니까
So don't do drugs, and do exactly as I don't,
그러니 마약을 하지말고 내가 하지 않는 것만 하도록 하렴
cause I'm bad for you
왜냐면 난 너희한테 해로우니까

[Chorus: Mr. Mackey (Eminem)]
See children, drugs are bahhhd (uh-huh)
and if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd (put that down)
and if you don't believe him, ask ya mom (you can ask)
She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (and she will)
So kids say no to drugs (say no)
So you don't act like everyone else does (like I do)And there's really nothin
else to say (that's right)
Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?

[Mr. Mackey] (Eric Cartman)
Come on children, clap along (SHUT UP!)
얘들아, 박수치자(입닥쳐!)
Sing along children (Suck my motherfuckin dick!)
같이 노래하자(좃까!)
Drugs are just bad, drugs are just bad (South Park is gonna sue me!)
마약은 나뻐, 마약은 나뻐(사우스 파크가 나를 고소할거야!)
So don't do drugs {*not uncensored*}
그러니 마약은 하지 말자
so there'll be more for me (Hippie! God damnit!)
그러면 더 많은 걸 할 수 있을테니 (야호!)
(Mushrooms killed Kenny! *fart* Ewww, ahhh!)
(버섯이 케니(*사우스파크에서 매번 죽는 캐릭터)를 죽였어!)
(So, fucked up, right now..)

This is how it happens to you
That's how people
Get f***ed up
This is how it happens to you
That's how people
Get f***ed up
(Kuniva:)
If you a loud mouth
Trying to wild out
And we see just
How you laying
And we peep your style out
(You a punk)
When you chilling out in
Front of your truck
And get stuck

That's how niggas
Get f***ed up

(Proof:)
No love at home
With your in-folks
And the world just keeps
F***ing with your mental
And all these kids making fun
Of your trench coat

That's how students
Get shot up

(Kon Artis:)
Hating on us but
You come to our show
(F*** them niggas)
I crowd surf and you let me go
Oh no
Whip your as* when
I get off the floor
Just so you know though

That's how haters get f***ed up

(Swift:)
When the police pull you over
And sh*t and find ganja
Now every month
They checking on your piss
They getting mad 'cause
You ain't come back since
And now they sweating you

That's how P.O.'s
Get f***ed up

(Kuniva:)
When your mans hook
You up with a b****
Over the phone
And when you see her
She ugly as sh*t
(God damn)
Now at the end of the date
She want a kiss
And some d*ck

That's how blind dates
Get f***ed up

(Proof:)
Say we got a real crew
With a lot of skill
And only one nigga in our crew
Make the dollar bills
Y'all fools just mad 'cause
Y'all ain't got a deal

Local rappers talk too much

(Kon Artis:)
You don't like this pain
But you roll with punks
Manage to trip the alarm
And you all get stumped
Cops got AK's
Y'all only got pumps
That sh*t's just dumb

That's how Cruzzie
Got locked up

(Swift:)
When your as*
Wanna walk in the club
But 'stead of telling you to wait
The nigga wanna
Push and shove (move)
They get trampled from
The niggas you brought
So move over

That's how bouncers
Get f***ed up

(Kuniva:)
When you get your guns



Outta the stash
And gather all your homies up
To go and shoot up a pad
Soon as you finished
Y'all run out of gas
You better haul as*

That's how drive-bys get f***ed up

(Proof:)
Mixing weed with the brew
Extacy and Kalu,
Gasoline fumes
Nitrous balloons
Acid tablets and magic mushrooms

That's how D-12
Get f***ed up

(Kon Artis:)
I like your records
But my album aint dropped
Dr. Dre's my favorite
B**** get off his jock
Got a backstage pass
And I need to get off
Wanna meet da-da-da Doc?

That's how groupies
Get tossed up

(Bizarre:)
Drop outta school
Take drugs and molest sl*ts
Got your girlfriend
Sucking on my left nut
Your parents don't like me,
But guess what (what)

'Cause Bizarre don't
Give a f***

(Kuniva:)
Chokin' your wife all in
Front of your peeps
She toss a brick through
The window of your Jeep
They back together
By the end of the week
That's so sweet

Slim and Kim argue too much

(Proof:)
Invite a h*e to your house
While your b**** is out
Now you got the d*ck
All up in her f***in' mouth
Pull it out
And then you bust off
On her favorite blouse

That's how Clinton got caught? up

(Kon Artis:)
Steal cars, wreck bars,
Got f***ed up beyond
Recognition, walk in 50
Clubs like we stars
Our mission every day is
Just to smoke bongs
And f*** b****es

That's how Runyan Ave. is cut

(Swift:)
When your life wasn't raised up right
See your mother coming home
With different niggas every night
And then you run in to
The one you don't like
So get the f*** off

That's how step-dads
Get f***ed up

This is how it happens to you
That's how people
Get f***ed up
This is how it happens to you
That's how people
Get f***ed up

This is how it happens to you
That's how people
Get f***ed up
This is how it happens to you
That's how people
Get f***ed up

niggas.. nigga's??

niggas
rappers
whiteys
jews
This is how it happens to you
That's how people get fucked up
niggas
rappers
whiteys
jews
This is how it happens to you
That's how people get fucked up

(Kuniva)
If you a loud mouth
Trying to wild out
And we just how you laying
And we peep your style out
(You a punk)
When you chilling out in front of your truck
And get stuck

That's how niggas get fucked up

(Proof)
No love at home with your infolks
And the world just keeps fucking with your mental
And all these kids making fun of your trench coat

That's how students get shot up

(Kon Artis)
Hating on us but you come to our show
Fuck them niggas, I crowd surf and you let me go
Oh no
Whip your ass when I get off the floor
Just so you know though

That's how haters get fucked up

(Swift)
When the police pull you over and shit and find gonja
Now every month they checking on your piss
They getting mad cuz you ain't come back since
And now they sweating you

That's how P.O.'s get fucked up

(Kuniva)
When your mans hook you up with a bitch
Over the phone
And when you see her
She ugly as shit (God damn)
Now at the end of the date she want a kiss
And some dick

That's how blind dates get fucked up

(Proof)
Say we got a real crew with a lot of skill
And only one nigga in our crew make the dollar bills
Y'all fools just mad cuz y'all ain't got a deal

Go-go rappers talk too much

(Kon Artis)
You don't like this pain
But you roll with punks
Manage to trip the alarm
And you all get stumped
Cops got AK's
Y'all only got pumps
That shit's just dumb

That's how uzzi got locked up

(Swift)
When your ass wanna walk in the club
But 'stead of telling you to wait
The nigga wanna push and shove (move)
They get trampled from the niggas you brought
So move over

That's how bouncers get fucked up

(-Chorus x2-)

(Kuniva)
When you get your guns outta the stash
And gather all your homies up
To go and shoot up a pad
Soon as you finished y'all run out of gas
You better haul ass

That's how drive-bys get fucked up

(Proof)
Mixing weed with the brew
Extacy and Kalu, gasoline fumes
Nitrous balloon
Acid tablets and magic mushrooms

That's how D12 get fucked up

(Kon Artis)
I like your records
But my album ain't dropped
Dr. Dre's my favorite
Bitch get off his cock
Got a backstage pass and I need to get off
Wanna meet da-da-da Doc?

That's how groupies get tossed up

(Bizarre)
Drop outta school
Take drugs and molest sluts
Got your girlfriend sucking on my left nut
Your parents don't like me, but guess what (what)

Cuz Bizarre don't give a fuck

(Kuniva)
Chokin' your wife all in front of your peeps
She toss a brick through the window of your Jeep
They back together by the end of the week
That's so sweet

Slim and Kim argue too much

(Proof)
Invite a ho to your house
While your bitches out
Now you got this dick
All up in her fuckin mouth
Pull it out
And then you bust off on her favorite blouse

That's how Clinton got caught up

(Kon Artis)
Steal cars, wreck bars, got fucked up beyond
Recognition, walk in 50 clubs like we stars
Our mission every day is just to smoke bongs and fuck bitches

That's how Runyan Ave. is cut

(Swift)
When your life wasn't raised up right
See your mother coming home
With different niggas every night
And then you run in to the one you don't like
So get the fuck off ::shooting::

That's how step-dads get fucked up

This is how it happens to you
That's how people get fucked up
This is how it happens to you
That's how people get fucked up

This is how it happens to you
That's how people get fucked up
This is how it happens to you
That's how people get fucked up

niggas.. nigga's??

niggas
rappers
whiteys
jews
This is how it happens to you
That's how people get fucked up
niggas
rappers
whiteys
jews
This is how it happens to you
That's how people get fucked up

(Kuniva)
If you a loud mouth
Trying to wild out
And we just how you laying
And we peep your style out
(You a punk)
When you chilling out in front of your truck
And get stuck

That's how niggas get fucked up

(Proof)
No love at home with your infolks
And the world just keeps fucking with your mental
And all these kids making fun of your trench coat

That's how students get shot up

(Kon Artis)
Hating on us but you come to our show
Fuck them niggas, I crowd surf and you let me go
Oh no
Whip your ass when I get off the floor
Just so you know though

That's how haters get fucked up

(Swift)
When the police pull you over and shit and find gonja
Now every month they checking on your piss
They getting mad cuz you ain't come back since
And now they sweating you

That's how P.O.'s get fucked up

(Kuniva)
When your mans hook you up with a bitch
Over the phone
And when you see her
She ugly as shit (God damn)
Now at the end of the date she want a kiss
And some dick

That's how blind dates get fucked up

(Proof)
Say we got a real crew with a lot of skill
And only one nigga in our crew make the dollar bills
Y'all fools just mad cuz y'all ain't got a deal

Go-go rappers talk too much

(Kon Artis)
You don't like this pain
But you roll with punks
Manage to trip the alarm
And you all get stumped
Cops got AK's
Y'all only got pumps
That shit's just dumb

That's how uzzi got locked up

(Swift)
When your ass wanna walk in the club
But 'stead of telling you to wait
The nigga wanna push and shove (move)
They get trampled from the niggas you brought
So move over

That's how bouncers get fucked up

(-Chorus x2-)

(Kuniva)
When you get your guns outta the stash
And gather all your homies up
To go and shoot up a pad
Soon as you finished y'all run out of gas
You better haul ass

That's how drive-bys get fucked up

(Proof)
Mixing weed with the brew
Extacy and Kalu, gasoline fumes
Nitrous balloon
Acid tablets and magic mushrooms

That's how D12 get fucked up

(Kon Artis)
I like your records
But my album ain't dropped
Dr. Dre's my favorite
Bitch get off his cock
Got a backstage pass and I need to get off
Wanna meet da-da-da Doc?

That's how groupies get tossed up

(Bizarre)
Drop outta school
Take drugs and molest sluts
Got your girlfriend sucking on my left nut
Your parents don't like me, but guess what (what)

Cuz Bizarre don't give a fuck

(Kuniva)
Chokin' your wife all in front of your peeps
She toss a brick through the window of your Jeep
They back together by the end of the week
That's so sweet

Slim and Kim argue too much

(Proof)
Invite a ho to your house
While your bitches out
Now you got this dick
All up in her fuckin mouth
Pull it out
And then you bust off on her favorite blouse

That's how Clinton got caught up

(Kon Artis)
Steal cars, wreck bars, got fucked up beyond
Recognition, walk in 50 clubs like we stars
Our mission every day is just to smoke bongs and fuck bitches

That's how Runyan Ave. is cut

(Swift)
When your life wasn't raised up right
See your mother coming home
With different niggas every night
And then you run in to the one you don't like
So get the fuck off ::shooting::

That's how step-dads get fucked up

This is how it happens to you
That's how people get fucked up
This is how it happens to you
That's how people get fucked up

This is how it happens to you
That's how people get fucked up
This is how it happens to you
That's how people get fucked up